Little Gods of Gensokyo

ps: I have to practice at the beginning of school, I am exhausted o(╥﹏╥)o

Chapter 173 172. There is a reason for not updating

Once upon a time there was a woodcutter who accidentally dropped his ax into the river while gathering firewood. His crying moved the river god.

The God of the River tempted him with a gold ax and a silver ax successively, but the woodcutter honestly said that what he lost was just an ordinary axe. The God of the River appreciated his honesty and gave both the gold and silver axes to the woodcutter.

This is the story of the golden ax and the silver axe, and now Aige meets this river god...

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Weird!

"What are you doing, Zi?!" Aige stood up dissatisfied and glared at the big monster in front of her.

The blond beauty crossed two axes to cover the lower half of her face, her purple eyes were smiling: "I'm not purple, I'm a fairy in the lake."

Ai Ge has long passed the age of listening to such nonsense, not to mention...

Ai Ge's eyes moved down, and the opponent's lower body was still in the unknown space called 'Gap'.

Looking at the malicious eyes in the gap and the wicked bows on both sides, Aika really doesn't know who else would do this except Yakumo Zi.

"Okay, okay," the 'Lake Fairy' called back the dazed girl, and asked with a smile, "Little girl, then tell me, which ax did you drop?"

Ai Ge didn't speak, Hu Lan's eyes stared straight at each other.

"..."

"..."

"Purple old lady!"

"..." The other party's smiling face gradually became stiff, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times: "Heh, heh."

"..."

"It hurts, hurts, hurts! Let go!" Yakumo Zi's hand crossed the space, directly through the gap to Aige's face, and pinched the other's tender face before the latter didn't respond.

"Woo~" After Yakumo Zi exhausted her anger, Aige touched her red side face and distanced herself, staring at the big monster with tears in her eyes: "Big villain!"

"This is a punishment for your rudeness," Yakumo Zi fiddled with the two axes in her hand: "Remember to ask Sister Zi to know next time?"

"Aren't you the fairy of the lake?" Ai Ge said angrily, pouting.

"Well, it's just for fun." Yakumo Zi waved her hand indifferently.

"I don't think it's fun at all!" Ai Ge touched her hot cheek that was still hurting.

"When you grow up, you will naturally know the fun of it."

"Become as old as you..."

"Huh?" Yakumo Zixu pinched his fingers, and Aige covered his face in fear and backed away.

Seeing this, Yakumo Zi helped her forehead helplessly: "Really, I don't know who taught you this, it has become so uncute."

"It was taught by Reimu." Aige muttered in a low voice, not betraying the self-consciousness of the friendly army at all.

"That's right, I'll settle the score with her later." Yakumo Zi said, "Now I have something important to say."

"Yes! I also have something to say!" Ai Ge suddenly remembered, now is not the time to joke: "Zi, listen to me..."

"You came here all of a sudden, didn't you?"

Ai Ge nodded: "There is more..."

"Everyone in the Scarlet Devil Mansion has lost their memory, right?"

"Not only that, but also..."

"Not only did you lose your memory, but you also lost your strength, right?"

"That's right, I..."

"You want me to help find who's behind all this, right?"

Ai Ge was so shocked that she could only open her mouth and say: "Zi, you are really amazing! It's almost like you did it!"

"How do you know I didn't do it?"

"Huh?" Ai Ge stared blankly at Yakumo Zi: "Did you do that?"

"Of course not!" Zi Yakumo slapped Aige's head angrily.

"Why did you hit me?" Ai Ge said aggrievedly, "I didn't say Zi did it."

"Why don't you suspect me? Shouldn't this kind of thing be listed as the first object of suspicion?" Yakumo Zi had a accustomed expression.

"Because I don't think Zi is a bad person." Ai Ge said the same thing as a matter of course.

Yakumo Zi glanced at Ai Ge in a little surprise, but the other party just lowered his head and touched the top of his beaten head.

"There's really nothing I can do about you." Yakumo Zi sighed, her tone softened a lot.

"Listen well, love song, you are in a very dangerous situation now."

Yakumo Zi suddenly put away her smiling face, and her tone became extraordinarily serious. Aige was also frightened by her appearance, and couldn't help becoming nervous.

"I fought against the opponent. Although it's embarrassing, I didn't win. No, it's better to say that the opponent let me go." Yakumo Zi's expression became weird. After all, for a big monster like her to be let off by the enemy Rather, it's a shame.

"Ah, of course, I didn't use my full strength." As if explaining, Yakumo Zi added: "Although I admit that she is very strong, her power does not belong to her. If it is really life and death, it will win Negative needs to be said twice."

That's already scary, okay? Aiga was quite frightened. Although I haven't seen Yakumo Zi's strength, judging by the attitude of Alice and Reimu, they are obviously the strongest group of monsters. A guy who can be evenly matched with Yakumo Zi...

Ai Ge suddenly felt his throat dry up: "Where is Ling, Lingmeng?"

Reimu is the strongest in Gensokyo, as long as the other party is there...

Yakumo Zi shook her head: "Unfortunately, Reimu also lost and was caught by the opponent. After all, this is not Gensokyo, and Reimu can't help it."

"How come..." Ai Ge was shocked by the news.

"Then let's run." This is the only way at this time. This is not an escape, but a tactical retreat. People who know that they can't win and don't run must be fools.

Speaking of love songs, he was about to get into Yakumo Zi's gap, but the latter mentioned the girl.

"That's not okay, you're the only one with a chance to win."

"Liar!" Ai Ge almost cried: "You and Lingmeng can't win, how can I beat it!"

"It's true. There are some reasons for this. All in all, you have a [-]% chance of winning!"

Love Song has 'I don't believe it' written all over his face.

"Uh, forty percent is always there."

"stare--"

"Okay, okay, the minimum is [-]%." Yakumo Zi was defeated helplessly.

"It's only [-]%!" Ai Ge quit, which is almost like sending her to death, and she worked hard to get into the gap: "Come back after I call enough helpers."

"If you don't go, no one can stop her, besides..."

Yakumo Zi's next sentence made Aige unable to refuse:

"...Alice is also in the hands of the other party."

ps: As in the title, there are three reasons for not updating. One is of course that I don’t have time for the internship. The other is that I planned to format the computer’s c drive, but I accidentally formatted all of them, resulting in the loss of my saved manuscripts (although Not much at first), thirdly, I forgot my background password/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Section 174 173. Contract

When the knife didn't stop when it was only 10cm from my head, that's when I knew its owner wasn't joking.

I only have 1 second to make her change her mind, and I can only say one sentence in a second.

In other words, I can only say one sentence to save my life, and this sentence is...

"Whoa~ Mrs. Paqiuli, you didn't wear it..."

Cut it down with one knife!

……

……

"Damn it! It hurts to death!" Paqiuli rubbed her wrist angrily.

Anyway, a demon cannot be killed by a weak girl with a bland kitchen knife, and Paqiuli belongs to the weakest group of weak girls.

"Hey~" The little devil stuck OK on his forehead, looking as if he had made a fortune, wandering away.

"Hmph!" Paqiuli grabbed the ice pack viciously and applied it to her wrist: "So what? What is the method you just said?"

With Paqiuli's personality, if there is no way to prove the little devil's innocence, even if she dies, she will not give up killing her.

So the little devil thought of a way to prove his innocence.

"Of course it's a contract, a contract!" the little devil said as he took out a roll of parchment from under his skirt and handed it to the former magician.

Paqiuli motioned for the other party to put it directly on the table with a look of disgust.

The little devil unfolded the paper on the table indifferently: "Signing a contract does not stipulate that it must have magic power, so..."

The little devil picked up Patchouli's chin and licked his lips: "...offer your soul to me."

Paqiuli slapped her servant's dishonest hand with a deadpan slap.

Demons want souls?Patchouli thought, maybe, but the little devil is definitely not among the ranks.

The devil world is the place where magic originated. People in the devil world say they are demons, but in fact they are different from people's impressions. They also need to eat, and of course the magic power is the same, but they have never heard that people in the devil world will want souls. One said.

At the beginning, the little devil only had the concept of "devil" before responding to the call of Patchouli who was already desperate at that time.

He obviously didn't understand anything at the beginning, but now he has become like this.

Paqiuli glanced at the cute little devil with her head tilted to one side, thinking to herself that it was because she was not strict in discipline.

Clearing away all the messy thoughts from her mind, Patchouli looked at the regulations on the paper.

It doesn't matter if you look at it, there are several 'hatch' characters on Paqiuli's forehead.

Amidst the little devil's screams, Paqiuli crossed out the first line of "recognize the little devil as master" with a gloomy face.

Then look down, what kind of mess is this!

Only work four hours a day?Cross it out!

Five insurances and one housing fund?Cross it out!

Paid time off?Cross it out!

When the little devil has special needs, Patchouli must obey any order from the little devil!

Paqiuli smashed the parchment into balls of parchment and hit the little devil's face expressionlessly, a ghost would sign such a contract!

The little devil flattened the parchment with regret, and looked at Pachiuli pitifully: "Do you really not think about it?"

"I just lost my magic power, my brain is not broken!" Paqiuli pointed at her head angrily.

The most important thing for a magician is knowledge, and magic power is only secondary.

Just thinking about how to obtain magic power, Paqiuli can think of six or seven ways, and of course the contract is one of them.

Of course, Paqiuli will not directly summon any demons and the like, it will only kill herself, start with the low-level ones, such as elves, and sign a contract with the least aggressive elves, you can often get the best at the least cost. s return.

Then there are potions or witchcraft or something like that.

Well, Patchouli would not use these methods anyway.

The former Ms. Magician just found a piece of paper and started to draw up the contract again. The parchment was only used for long-term preservation.

Apart from all kinds of cumbersome incantations, the entire contract has only one simple and crude rule:

"Patchouli has absolute control over the little devil!"

Paqiuli nodded in satisfaction, only the simpler requirements are the safest, the more complicated the regulations are, the easier it is to take advantage of loopholes.