Little Gods of Gensokyo

Okazaki Yumemi coughed lightly: "Then your mother must have worked hard."

"Huh? I've always been very good, okay?"

"Cough!" Very rarely, the girl was embarrassed, and it was a bit too advanced to discuss this with the child.

But after thinking about it, she felt relieved, maybe monsters are not the same as humans.

Before the girl looked at Fran, the latter replied simply: "I forgot!"

The professor sighed and put the pen and paper aside. To be honest, it is useless to write these things, and he is not a biologist.

"wait for me."

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After a while, the professor came over pushing a table on wheels.

A series of tools such as pliers, hammers, and scissors are neatly lined up on the table.

"Do you know?" Okazaki Yumemi looked at the girls and said, "When I was nine years old, ah, I was only in high school at that time, and I didn't know anything about unified physics."

"However, at that time I met an important person, or an important mouse." The professor said to himself: "It ate my dinner and fell into my trap, although it is not a qualified mouse. A mouse, but a qualified teacher."

Aige and Fran looked at each other silently, not understanding what the other meant.

"When I threw away its stomach and pried its head open, my curiosity was satisfied. Although it is an insignificant animal, its internal organs are very complete." Okazaki Yumemi was fascinated Looking at the two: "And you are my new mouse now."

"Well... I'm not a mouse..." Ai Ge suddenly said.

Ignoring the girl's obedient behavior, the professor pointed at the girl's forehead with his index finger: "I heard that you are an artificial human in another sense, so what is your structure here?"

"Uh... who knows, it's not plastic anyway!"

"Sense of humor, I hope you can still laugh later."

"Don't bully Aige!" Fran threatened.

"biu! biu! biu!"

Three shots to misfire the vampire girl.

Of course, Okazaki Yumemi didn't want to dissect the two of them, nor was she a mad scientist, just to scare them.

Facing the little ghosts of the chaotic camp, it is far better to make them afraid than to make them like them. If you scare them, they should hide as far away as possible.

Looking at the girl who was trying to keep her composure, Okazaki Yumemi was very satisfied. Just as she was thinking about how to end it, the sound of opening the door came from outside the room.

"Professor! I'm back☆ze!"

Chiyuri?The red-haired girl frowned slightly, why is it so early today.

"I don't have any classes this afternoon, so I'll come back ☆ze first." Footsteps came from outside the room: "Professor, are you at home?"

Just as Okazaki Yumemi was about to respond, the girl at the side suddenly raised an alarm: "Help, Chiyuri! Help!"

The inside and outside of the room fell silent, followed by the sound of hurried footsteps outside the house.

Not good!The professor thought secretly, stepped to the door, and firmly resisted it before the door opened.

"What's going on ☆ze?! Why is there a child's voice?" The doorknob vibrated violently: "Professor, you are inside! Open the door for me ☆ze!"

"I, I'm changing clothes! It's inconvenient! Wait a minute!" Okazaki Yumemi replied nervously.

"Where's the voice☆ze?!"

"What sound? You heard it wrong!" Okazaki Yumemi faced the assistant while looking left and right for something that could block the girls' mouths.

However, the girl professor still did not get her wish.

"Help Chibaihe! She's going to knock my head off!"

While shouting, Aige touched Fran's shoulder with her shoulder, and the latter immediately understood: "Exactly! She's going to sink us into the river!"

"Shut up, you guys!"

"Professor, have you finally embarked on the path of crime☆ze?!"

"What is 'finally'? What do you think of me?" Okazaki Yumemi keenly heard the sound of 'sizzling' on the door panel when she replied like this.

Foam bomb?

The professor who realized this immediately turned around and got down on the ground.

After the small-scale explosion, Chiyuri's voice came from the smoke that hadn't dissipated: "Professor!"

With a flash of white light, the red-haired girl rolled to avoid the folding stool of the assistant, and slowly moved to the table to pick up her own pipe wrench.

"Listen to my explanation!"

"What else do you have to explain☆ze!"

The folding stool attacked without hesitation, and was held firmly by the professor's pipe wrench: "I'm the victim, okay?"

From the corner of her eye, Chibai caught a glimpse of the girls tied together in a mess: "Do you think we will believe your nonsense☆ze!"

There was another flash of white light, and the professor who was still parrying had nowhere to hide.

Before losing consciousness, only one word flashed in my mind: Two swords? !

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"I'm really sorry, Professor, she was just joking with you ☆ze, please forgive her." Chibai lowered her head and wanted to apologize to the two: "Professor, hurry up and apologize sincerely ☆ze."

"Whispering!" Okazaki Yumemi, who still had obvious red marks on her face, said impatiently, "I've already said that I'm the victim!"

"You still say!" The assistant pressed the red-haired girl's head: "Quickly apologize."

Obviously someone hurts the crying child, not to mention the employer who has a bad record on the other side, Qianbaihe does not hesitate to stand on the side of the 'disadvantaged group'.

After helping to dry the girls' clothes and treating them to a snack, Chiyuri couldn't stop apologizing before sending them out.

"Okay, let's go home." Ai Ge said to Fran.

"Mmm~" The vampire girl was full of reluctance: "I didn't say how to play today."

"That can't be helped, I didn't expect such a thing to happen." Ai Ge also said helplessly: "That's all for today, let's play together when the weather gets warmer."

"It can only be this way."

Although Fulan was reluctant, she could only let Aige send her back.

Episode 496 Intermission. About Santa Claus

It was also a day in winter, to be exact, a day in the depths of winter.

It was snowing heavily outside, and the snow on the ground was nearly ten centimeters thick. It was obviously not a good day to go out.

Although the small bungalow in the depths of the magic forest has been expanded, it is still an inconspicuous existence in this forest.

In this apocalyptic snowfall, it seemed like the next moment would engulf the little house, but it just stood.

Like the white flowers quietly blooming in the depths of the abyss, even more like Miss Alice, although she looks delicate on the outside, her heart is tougher than anyone else.

Of course, such bad weather is not the time for a little girl like Ai Ge to go out. Although she really wants to, she has to stay at home quietly under the threat of her mother.

Well, it's not exactly quiet...

"Lily! Lily!"

"Alas~" the girl with different-color pupils sighed helplessly, and put the book on her lap aside as a bookmark.

Sure enough, with the sound of hurried footsteps approaching, Lily felt the soft sofa cushion beside her sink, and her sister kicked off the slippers, and crawled towards her with hands and feet.

"Look at this!"

A thin picture book was placed on Lily's lap, and the girl took a breath and found that she was not very angry or had any other feelings.

This is a good sign, I am getting used to love songs more and more, Lily thought to herself.

"Look at this!" Ai Ge pointed out the pictures in the book to her sister.

"What?" Lily could only look over, she would not give up if she was not satisfied with Aige.

Aige pointed a picture at her fingertips, which showed an old man in a strange costume running away from a chimney with a big bag on his back (?)

"What is that? A thief?" Lily replied without interest.

"It's not a thief!" Ai Ge said to her sister with stars shining in her pupils, "It's Santa Claus!"

"Huh? What's that?" Lily's face was full of indifference. It was obvious that this person did not exist in the culture of the Demon World, and the books in Gensokyo lacked knowledge about outside cultures.

"Probably something similar to the Star of the Demon Realm." Alice, who was sitting by the side, suddenly said.

In the culture of the Demon Realm, it is said that the god of the Demon Realm created a special star when children created the Demon Realm. Children wish to it on specific festivals, and the other party has a chance to realize the wish of a good child.

Of course, most of these legends...

"It's a lie to the child." Lily told the cruel truth coldly.

Alice smiled slightly and did not comment on this.

"It's not a lie!"

Alice, who is known for her rationality, has a sensual girl in her family: "Santa Claus absolutely exists!"

"Where's the evidence?" Lily asked, "It's about time you graduated from these inexplicable stories, right?"

"It's not a strange story! Isn't the evidence here?" Ai Ge pointed to the book and said.

"Hey~ Love song, you have to know that the stories in the book are all lies, do you know the fake ones?" Lily tried to make her sister mature.

"That's not true!" Ai Ge argues: "If there is a record, then there must be a true form! Since the God of Poverty and the God of Fortune and Unlucky God exist, why can't Santa Claus exist?"

Lily's face was full of helplessness, how could she convince her sister?

"So, on the day of celebrating the birthday of the Holy Son, there will definitely be a white-bearded grandfather in red clothes giving gifts to the children!"

If a guy in such a strange dress dared to enter Lily's room without authorization, the girl would definitely stuff her into her pocket and then kick her out fiercely.

"Holy Son's birthday?" Lily frowned. In the case of the Demon Realm, there is a festival to celebrate the God of the Demon Realm, which is a rare holiday.

If it is said, with the character of Grandma Shenqi, she will definitely set up a love song day, or Lily day, Alice day and other festivals, from the beginning of the year to the end of the year, and then start a new round of celebration.

Realizing that she was a bit off track, Lily patted herself on the head, and was about to think of some reason to convince her sister, but the mother on the side spoke.

"The words of Santa Claus may really exist."

"Look, let's see!" Ai Ge, who was supported, raised her eyebrows proudly at her sister.

"Mom?" Lily looked at her mother suspiciously.

"Probably when I was young, I did see Santa Claus." Alice said.

"In the devil world?" Lily asked.

Alice nodded.

"Wearing red clothes?" Lily still didn't believe it.

Alice raised her head and thought for a while, then nodded: "Red clothes."

"Carrying a big bag?"

"Well, of course, there are presents in it."

Lili still wanted to ask, but Aige interrupted her impatiently, and asked: "Then what gift did you receive, Mom?"

"Nothing." Alice said, shaking her head.

"Why?" Ai Ge asked immediately, but then she understood: "Mom, you are not a good boy, are you?"

"Uh... almost." Alice smiled awkwardly: "I stuffed her into my pocket and kicked her out."

"Eh?!"

Compared to her younger sister's astonishment, Lily nodded in satisfaction. She should be taught a lesson about this pervert who trespassed on a girl's boudoir.

"Why?!" Aige asked.

"Well... think about it, when I was sleeping, a strange man with a beard stuck to his face and a big bag on his back broke in. It's not a strange thing to drive her out."