It's time, it's time to switch to the cranial doctor

Lin slowly became happy: "I have a box of potato chips here. If you can show the temperament I want, I will give you all of them, free of charge."

Zhou Zhuo made up his mind, and immediately lost his temper, and the neuropathy would stare at the potato chips.

"I heard from Sun Cha that your family is quite rich. There should be no pressure in your daily life. Don't be obsessed with material things. Think about spiritual enjoyment, such as things you particularly want. The concert that was postponed due to the weather is not available in China. A movie coming out?"

Spiritual enjoyment is indeed easy to stimulate human inner desires, so Zhou Zhuo searched his own life along the train of thought slowly given by Lin.

Zhou Zhuo shouted loudly, "I understand!"

Lin Slowly's eyes lit up with anticipation: "What?"

"It's Steam Christmas promotion!"

"...?"

The light in Lin Slowly's eyes quickly disappeared, turning into question marks full of doubts, which she couldn't understand.

"Look, I usually have a lot of spare money, but I still have a lot of games in my wish list that I haven't bought. I can't afford it, or I think... some games are not worth the original price, or I heard that this game is historically low, no Too willing to buy at the original price and be taken advantage of.”

Zhou Zhuo eloquently explained his mental journey.

"Finally waited for the most promotional activity period of the year. Looking at the green words in the wish list for a while, no matter whether you can play or not, you have to pick out seven or eight to check out together, so that the experience of spending money is completely full, which is beyond. material spiritual enjoyment, is there any problem?"

Lin slowly fell silent for a while, successfully realizing that it was pointless to guide the idiot.

After thinking about it, she grabbed the hem of the sweater with both hands and lifted it up without saying a word. The white and slender abdomen and the round hemisphere wrapped in sky blue lace underwear soon appeared in Zhou Zhuo's vision.

Zhou Zhuo was dumbfounded, quickly covered his eyes and turned his head, waved his hands and said, "No, no, female Bodhisattva, calm down, don't be impulsive!"

"Huh?" Lin with a puzzled face slowly put down his clothes, "Is there any problem?"

The change before and after was too abrupt, Zhou Zhuo now seemed to be a victim, and he was afraid that the police would rush in the next moment and put his hands behind his back on the bed.

"The problem is too big! What do you want to do!"

"Take off your clothes. There should be no boys who hate looking at girls' bodies, right? If I show you underwear, you should feel spiritual enjoyment, right?"

Lin Slowly's expression was very natural, as if he didn't realize the consequences of this action.

"I'm not a fool. I won't take it all off. I'm just showing you my underwear. What are you afraid of?"

Zhou Zhuo still covered his eyes: "I'm afraid that Dr. Skull Crusher will jump the stage and become a pervert on the tram. Sister, what you drew is R18G, not R18, okay! Please calm down!"

"That's right." Lin nodded slowly after being persuaded by Zhou Zhuo, and then had a flash of inspiration, "I have an idea!"

"what idea?"

Zhou Zhuo was still a little afraid that this female Bodhisattva would do some strange tricks again, so he was extra vigilant, and he must completely suppress the signs at the beginning of their birth.

It's not that a virgin can't stand these things, his cell phone is still on, who knows if the unlucky child will wake up, what if the room is haunted next second?

"I came to be the victim, you chased me with a sledgehammer, would it make sense? Recall the scene when you were chasing and killing in the dungeon, now I am the criminal who needs to be punished by you, what were you at that time In such a mood, how can you treat me now, can you do it?"

"It can be..."

Zhou Zhuo thought for a while, then caught off guard and raised a sledgehammer and hit Lin Slowly on the head, making a bang.

"Yes, that's it! Be sure to keep the feeling of the moment you hit the hammer!"

Lin nodded vigorously slowly, and her eyes that had lost hope lit up again. She put the tripod in the corner of the bedroom, turned on the camera mode, and then gave Zhou Zhuo an OK gesture, and locked the bedroom door behind her back.

"Okay, now this is the hunting ground you set up, I'm trapped in it, let's start killing!"

Lin's tone slowly became excited, and she immediately sat down on the ground, her expression seamlessly switching to anxiety and panic.

It's really a shame to ask you to draw manga... Zhou Zhuo complained in his heart, but the plan Lin slowly provided was indeed effective.

He briefly adjusted his breathing, and imagined that standing in front of him at this moment was that beautiful woman Huang Ying, who had been completely crushed by fear, lying on the ground with disheveled hair, and lost the courage to escape, what should he do at this time Woolen cloth?

To smash her skull, of course!

Zhou Zhuo stepped forward and smashed Lin Slowly's head with a pneumatic hammer with both hands. The scene of skull rupture and blood mixed with brains splashing indiscriminately appeared in his mind. His expression and eyes were completely different from before.

Lin gradually became excited, but she disguised herself very well, and she still looked like a victim.

Just in the next second, the scene where the victim was supposed to be killed was completely reversed.

Lin slowly turned sideways, avoiding the attack of the inflatable hammer.

It wasn't over yet, when Zhou Zhuo was trying to turn around against the force of inertia to change his attacking stance, she put one hand on the ground, flew into the air like in a martial arts novel, and kicked Zhou Zhuo's chest right in the air.

As a chaser, Zhou Zhuo didn't even understand what was going on, so he soared into the air and landed on the pink bed sheet with the dva bunny logo printed on it. His chest was stuffy and painful, and he took a long time to catch his breath. .

"Ah, sorry!"

Lin was slowly frightened by his own reaction, he quickly helped Zhou Zhuo up, patted his chest to let him breathe, and looked nervous.

"Are you OK?"

"It's okay." Zhou Zhuo shook his head.

It was just too sudden just now, and he was kicked. Lin Slowly's overall strength is not strong, and his explosive power is very good.

"Then take a break or continue?" Lin asked slowly.

Zhou Zhuo's eyes began to change. A job that was originally simple and even somewhat ambiguous suddenly became a little more dangerous.

"How about...forget it?" He asked tentatively.

"Ah." Lin Slowly's expression suddenly became frustrated, "I really didn't mean it just now, but you approached me all of a sudden, and I was a little scared...I promise I can stop, why don't we try Give it a try? If you really don't want to, forget it."

Her aggrieved look really made me feel sorry for her, Zhou Zhuo couldn't stand such a cute girl, so he had to surrender.

"Okay, then try again, this time you are not allowed to attack me!"

"Yeah." Lin slowly raised his hand, his face full of sincerity, "I swear."

"Come on." Zhou Zhuo stood up, adjusted his clothes in front of the mirror, and picked up the toy hammer, "Are you ready?"

"bring it on!"

Lin nodded vigorously slowly, stood aside, raised his hands, looking very weak.

Zhou Zhuo took a deep breath, a hungry tiger pounced on a sheep, swung a hammer and smashed it, Lin slowly took a standard small step to dodge sideways.

This time Zhou Zhuo learned from experience and did not use all his strength. He stopped his hand in time and swept in the direction where Lin was slowly retreating.

The bedroom is not big, there is a bed behind her, Zhou Zhuoxin said that you can't hide from it, right?As long as he was hit with a hammer, the next moment would be his stormy continuous hitting moment.

The imagination is perfect, and the result is unexpected.

Lin Slowly did not dodge the sweep, she directly grabbed Zhou Zhuo's wrist, twisted her backhand, moved to his side with a small jump, pressed her palm against his back, and in an instant Completed disarm and countermeasures.

"..."

It is a very strange thing to be pressed on the bed by a girl's backhand. Lin Slowly didn't use much force, but such an anti-joint restraint technique really doesn't require much strength, it is difficult to break free, the damage is not high, and it is extremely insulting...

At this moment, Zhou Zhuo seemed to understand the feelings of those who were punished by him.

"Ah, sorry!"

Lin was startled by himself slowly, quickly let go of his hand, and helped him up: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean it, but I'm not used to people approaching me suddenly. I have been in elementary school for a long time. Self-defense skills, I want to fight back as soon as you touch me..."

Zhou Zhuo was silent for a long time, and finally sighed leisurely.

"How about we switch roles?"

Lin slowly and completely froze: "Huh?"

"I think, compared to you..." Zhou Zhuo wanted to cry, "I'm more like a victim."

……

In the end they switched identities, and Lin Slowly was really qualified for the role of skull-crushing doctor. She changed into a female version of a murderer without blinking. Zhou Zhuo didn't want to be a victim, he was just innocent. I can't beat Lin Slowly.

Amid all the chaos, the material collection was finally completed.

Under the reflection of the dim sunset, the two sat side by side by the bed, Zhou Zhuo's eyes were dull, his expression was dull, he didn't respond to everything in front of him, his soul seemed to have flown out of his mouth.

"I'm sorry." Lin slowly apologized, and handed the ice cream he had eaten to Zhou Zhuo's mouth, "This is my favorite flavor, I'll give you a bite, don't be angry, okay?"

"I am not angry."

Zhou Zhuo opened his mouth and took a mouthful with a dull expression, and swallowed dryly, like a prisoner being tortured, eating his last supper...

Lin slowly looked at his shriveled expression, scrutinized him for a long time, and for some reason suddenly laughed out loud, his cheeks blushed, then without warning, he leaned forward and kissed Zhou Zhuo's cheek a mouthful.

She retracted to her original position like lightning, with a little uneasiness in her eyes and tone.

"Are you still depressed?"

The lips that had just eaten ice cream were cool, but the place where they were kissed was numb. Zhou Zhuo touched that side of the cheek, reminiscing about the sweetness in his mouth, and his already sluggish spirit suddenly revived up.

"Not at all."

Lin slowly took the initiative to embrace his arms: "Then let's go to the study to watch a movie? I just bought a new disc, I promise it will be absolutely delicious!"

This time Zhou Zhuo didn't refuse, he also laughed: "Okay!"

Lin slowly smiled, and while Zhou Zhuo was not paying attention, he made a scissors hand gesture towards the camera that was actually not turned off, and whispered——

"Slowly 1 point, bad guy 0 points~"

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Today's update is over, see you tomorrow. 5500 words, it should be okay!

Chapter 100 Thank you, good people have a safe life (4k)

After returning to the dormitory, Zhou Zhuo was tortured by his good brother again because of the fragrance of a woman on his body.

"Say, which bad woman did you meet again?"

"Which step have we reached?"

Among them, Guan Gou's torture is the most outrageous——

"Did I apply it to you? How does it feel?"

"Huh?!" Zhou Zhuo looked confused, "When did you give it to me?"

"Just before leaving?" Guan Gou pointed to his right pocket, "Didn't you watch me stuff it in? Why did you pretend to have amnesia after using it up? As for hiding it in front of your buddies? Brother Zhuo I found that you usually hide it very well, but it took three years to reveal your true nature."

Zhou Zhuo was completely numb, and stretched his hand into his trouser pocket, there was nothing, there really was nothing.

Did Guan Gou remember wrongly?Impossible, others could see it too...or did I lose it on the road?No, I didn't touch my pocket at all on the road, and I always held my mobile phone in my hand.

In fact, Zhou Zhuo knew very well that there was a high probability that he accidentally fell in the bedroom while slowly "fighting" with Lin.

"hiss……"

Zhou Zhuo gasped, and he didn't know why, these bizarre plots always appeared recently, could it be that he was destined to be unlucky?

hateful!If global warming comes early, you guys must be cursing me behind my back!

"You have grown up, congratulations."

"おめでとう!"

The three roommates hugged Zhou Zhuo in turn, and then applauded to celebrate, but the one who was celebrated had a pale face, and the scene was quite embarrassing.

Seeing that Zhou Zhuo was so depressed, Guan Gou came up to him, put his arms around his shoulders, winked and narrowed his eyes.

"What's the matter, do you feel ashamed that the first time is too short? Don't think about it, everyone is like this. My buddies also came here at the beginning. What's the matter? There is nothing to be ashamed of. The way of a man is to take one step at a time. Let's go, it's really impossible... Shall I help you go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine?"

"Climb, climb!"

Zhou Zhuo pushed Guan Gou away like a fly, and returned to his seat, thinking in a trance for a while, Lin's slowly reddened side face and hesitant eyes seemed to emerge from his mind at any time, lingering.

Being secretly kissed by a beautiful girl should be something that all men would be happy with. He couldn't say whether it was a heartbeat, but at least it was a pity that the two of them definitely did not hate each other and have a flirtatious relationship. At least they also had a good relationship.

During the second half of watching the movie, Lin slowly leaned against him, and the faint scent of milk penetrated into the tip of his nose, which was exceptionally clear.

The strong heart shake and unprecedented emotional experience made Zhou Zhuo skip almost all the movie plots, only remembering the warmth on his cheeks.

It was supposed to be a very good youth memory, even if we parted ways in the future, it would be worth remembering for a long time, but it was destroyed by a condom who didn't know why it got into it...

Guangou, you have committed a heinous crime!

Guan Gou, who was sitting behind Zhou Zhuo, didn't know why he suddenly felt a burst of murderous aura. After confirming that the murderous aura was emanating from Zhou Zhuo, he grabbed the roll of paper and hid in the toilet, locking the door with his backhand Living.

He secretly made up his mind that if Zhou Zhuo asked him for a double row next time, he must prepare a suitable reason in advance to refuse.

Just when Zhou Zhuo fell into meaningless distress, Sun Cha suddenly called out to him a few times: "Brother Zhuo, Brother Zhuo, hey, come back to your senses."

"What's the matter?" Zhou Zhuo turned his head, eyes in a trance.