I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

The days to come seem to be getting more interesting.

Wendy had just heard the call of the mighty General Thunder and Lightning, and subconsciously replied.

Who made Miss Thor in his eyes an out-and-out, honest god without any evil intentions.

After all, from Wendy's point of view, Daozuma's General Thunderbolt is much more serious than him, so maybe he has some important questions to ask him?

He hates trouble, though, as much as he hates fluffy cats.

At that time, just throw the blame on that old man Morax, and let General Thunder and Lightning trouble him.

Although he has officially retired, and the opposite publicized that Du Leijie was hacked to death, but as the oldest one in the seven rulers of the world, he must not mind using an identity other than Morax to provide a small amount for the sister of a former friend. little help.

But the fact is not as he imagined.

"Is it a chat group for rulers? This is really 'slandering', I am obviously just a guide."

With a joking tone, Wendy rejected her "identity" in this way.

Let him govern like Morax and Balzebub?

He can't do that kind of thing~

Besides, that's not his style as a god of liberty.

The gods uphold seven different concepts and use them to guide all living beings.

Mond has its own national conditions, and the Mond people will take care of themselves.

If you don’t believe me, don’t you see, the acting head of the knight order is doing a good job?

Serious, brave, and gentle, he can't help but think of a certain friend of his.

If it doesn't work, just help out.

Just like 1000 years ago, he guided the first-generation lion tooth knight Vanessa, and forged a "Secret Agreement of Leeward", so that the high-ranking nobles of Mond at that time would bear the wind and sell everything of Mond It gave the neighboring country the rock god a scapegoat.

As for the fact, it stemmed from teasing the God of Rock. Wendy practiced a fake signature, but she still couldn't fool the God of Wealth and Trading face to face.

But he had nowhere to use the dragon-slaying skill, and finally found a chance to use it after hundreds of years.

It can be said to be gratifying.

......

The wind blows dust and smoke.

The endless vast wilderness.

In the past, this world was like this.

There was no sign of life, and what rolled to the ground was just a small stone.

And the person who picks up the stone will be called a god by later generations.

Because God was worried about this deserted land, he decided to divide himself into three parts to protect the world.

The god is extremely violent, and the frantic power is the driving force of the world. Those who inherit that power will become the king of force.

God pursues stability, and cold harmony is the balance of the world. Those who inherit that power will become the king of order.

God desires prosperity, and greedy desire is the center of the world.

Its world is called Lebiru.

The god who picked up the stone was named Froges.

She is both the guardian of the world and a bystander, constantly waiting for the time to come.

In order to fight against intruders from outside the world, she constantly reshaped the world because of Lebiru, looking forward to the possibility of crossing the trial.

Winds can change.

One day, it will blow in a brighter direction.

Froges was so sure it would come.

However, now she is just an ordinary fortune teller.

Except that there are billions of points that can be played.

"Chat group?"

There is always a smile on his face, as if a fortune-teller who has everything under control, for the first time he looked at the virtual panel that appeared in front of him with astonished eyes.

......

Heavenly Dao Palace, the deepest part.

A flame is slowly burning.

Although it seems to be just a group of flames that will never be extinguished, its essence is the demon god of the red world, Alastair who "fires the sky and the earth", and the person who signed the contract with it is dubbed "the flaming hair and scorching eyes." killer" title.

Hundreds of years ago, he lost his most important contractor, and now he is waiting for the arrival of the next contractor.

In fact, a new generation of contractors is already being cultivated.

Although he is still a child who has just turned six years old at this stage, for the demon god whose lifespan far exceeds that of a human, he has plenty of time to wait for this child to grow into an independent contractor.

In other words, all of this is accidental, maybe this is fate.

However, compared to the contractor's question, what he cares more about right now is this thing called a chat group that suddenly appeared in front of him.

Although he is a demon god with rich experience, for a god who stays behind closed doors all year round and whose impression of human society is still hundreds of years ago, the existence of chat groups is still too embarrassing.

In fact, the human society in this world doesn't even have a portable mobile phone, let alone chat groups.

"Um......"

So, how to use this thing?

A flame "stares" awkwardly at the virtual panel in front of it.

......

Maybe it's because of a coincidence.

This time, the top three people who were pulled in by the Shadow Institute were all "gods".

Although the first is a fish-fishing monster, the second is a riddleman, and the third is an old father who is not good at talking and educating children, but the status of the three as gods is beyond doubt, even if the definition of the three as gods is somewhat difference.

As the only "human" among the newcomers this time, Romani Achiman, who was resting in his rare free time, also looked at the chat group interface that popped up suddenly with some suffocation.

Romani Archman, commonly known as Dr. Roman.The person in charge of the medical department of Chaldea, the Human Rights Continuation Assurance Agency, is currently the highest person in charge of Chaldea.

Well, there is no way, because those who are higher than him have already "ascended to heaven" in a physical sense, and now he is the only doctor who survived by fishing and paddling. The responsibility of the head, to assist the last master of mankind.

As for the reason why he agreed to join the chat group, it was nothing special.

Just took it as a prank by some flower magician.

Then, Mr. Roman, who used to be King Solomon and ruled the 72 demon pillars, fell into deep thought when he saw the two names "Morax" and "Barbatos" in the group friends list.

Why is there a Demon God Pillar in the group? !

Chapter 230 Seven Ordinary Bards, Fortune Tellers, Doctors, and God of Punishment

[Fujiwara Chika: It's a newcomer!There is a newcomer in this chat group!Ah Ying, are you finally willing to draw cards to catch people? 】

【Talulah: Qianhua, what you said seems to imply that she rarely invites newcomers into the group. 】

[Fujiwara Chika: Isn't it?The last time a newcomer entered the group was the last time. 】

[Theresa: Although what you said made me feel like I heard a sentence, but I really can't deny it. Except for Kiana and Grandpa Otto, there have been no newcomers in the chat group for a long time . 】

【Ke Qing: Have you guys forgotten an important person? Yu Hengxing is furious.jpg】

As if it was subconsciously ignored by everyone, Ke Qing sent an emoji in dissatisfaction.

[Teresa: Keqing, are you here, don't you have to work today? 】

【Ke Qing: Of course it's because today is a rest day. 】

[Teresa: Surprised, Keqing, you workaholic, still take a break. 】

[Ainz Ooal Gong: One thing to say, indeed. 】

[Qiana Kaslana: One thing to say, indeed. 】

[Fujiwara Chika: One thing to say, indeed. 】

[Lei Dian Mei: One thing to say, one thing to say, indeed. 】

[Ying: Do not repeat!The essence of human beings is not a repeater! 】

【Fujiwara Chika: What you said seems to have a few similar people in the group.jpg】

[Keqing: Hello!Don't deny my human identity suddenly, and what kind of image do I have in your eyes? 】

[Ainz Ooal Gong: A workaholic who prepares for work three to five years in advance? 】

[Teresa: Let me, a young man from the Fishing Academy feel ashamed... Ton, ton, ton. 】

[Fujiwara Chika: The boss who is more aggressive than his subordinates, what are you drinking, Teresa? 】

[De Lisa: Super concentrated bitter gourd juice, [-] times concentrated, do you want it? 】

[Fujiwara Chika: ...No need, I don't want to go to the hospital yet. 】

Although he is usually very active and willing to try different things, Secretary Fujiwara still declined Teresa's bitter gourd juice.

After all, the divine eye of the water attribute can only relieve the pain of the tongue when eating spicy food, but it can't do anything about bitter taste.

【Ke Qing:...】

Although she really wanted to refute them, after thinking for a while, Keqing realized that she really had nothing to say.

Because most of what the sand sculpture group friends expounded is the truth.

However, Keqing did not change her mind.

In Master Ke's opinion, compared with gods with long and long lifespans, human lifespans are too short. Therefore, in order to get closer to the emperor and make Liyue more prosperous, human beings must work ten times or even a hundred times harder.

It's a pity that whenever she puts forward the idea of ​​"working an extra hour a day", the people around her look as if they saw five relic heavy machines coming towards them, and then they organize themselves in front of her house. Holding up a sign to protest, Keqing had no choice but to give up this plan that she thought was reasonable.

Alas, it seems that the idea is still too advanced, otherwise, try changing it to half an hour next time?

[Lei Movie: Let me tell you, everyone, is it a bit off topic, isn't it time to welcome newcomers? 】

Seeing the friends of the sand sculpture group gradually drifting away from the topic, Ying quickly stopped their off-topic behavior.

Fortunately, this chat group of mine does not support manual group withdrawal, otherwise, if they do this, they may not be able to directly scare the newcomers who don't know the truth from the group.

【Zhong Li: In terms of universal rationality, what Ying said is indeed correct. 】

[Wendy: As expected of the old man, he is indeed reliable. 】

【Ying: So, Wendy, aren't you going to say something? 】

[Wendy: What? 】

[Ying: Earlier, at the invitation ceremony, I was splashed with blood, and I put the "murder weapon" in my hand, ran into the crowd and called me the culprit of the murder, right? 】

【Wendy: Hey~Traveler, what are you talking about? 】

[Ying: Hey!Don't run away!Singing! 】

[Froges: Oh, it's really a lively place. Is this the so-called chat group? 】

[Fujiwara Chika: Good afternoon, newcomer-san, in general, this chat group is just like the literal meaning, it is a platform for "rulers" from different worlds to exchange experience and exchange items...but More time is spent chatting and playing around, just relax. 】

[Froges: Rulers, but I am not a ruler, I am just an ordinary fortune-teller. 】

After speaking this sentence by voice, Froges turned her attention to her title in the chat group.

Was it a stagnant device?

To know this.

Presumably the leader of this chat group should be a very powerful person.

While thinking this way, Froges looked at the list of group members.

"General Raiden, who controls Dao's wife, Lei Movie?"

[Teresa: It's started, and it's the self-effacement part of Versailles again. Speaking of which, why don't the other three newcomers speak, are they nervous? 】