I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

The refreshing breeze of early spring flows into the room through the gaps in the windows, and the faint sunshine falls on the bed in the living room through the paper window.

The pink-haired witch was wrapped in a quilt, her brows were furrowed, and her charming and pretty face became more ferocious with the passage of time.

Finally, the bloodshot purple eyes opened suddenly.

"Wait a minute, I won't allow it! I, Yae Gongji, don't agree with this wedding! It doesn't matter whether you know Kazukage or become her friend, it's obviously me first! If you want to form a partner, it should be me!"

Accompanied by a roar, Yae Kamito, who was panting heavily, lifted the quilt regardless of his image, and sat up abruptly.

"call......"

After a long silence, looking at the familiar ceiling and realizing that all this was a dream, Yae Kamito regained her composure.

Calm down, calm down, Miko.

Just a nightmare.

There is no need to worry about temporary gains and losses.

Coral Palace Xinhai is just a human with a limited lifespan, sooner or later it will turn into a handful of dust.

The only one who can stay by Ying's side forever is her who has the same long lifespan.

Can't beat you in the short term, can't my old lady survive? !

And judging from Ying's calm acceptance of her invitation yesterday, Ying still has her as an old friend in his heart.

Touching the group photo that she put close to her chest, Yae Miko even hummed a little tune happily.

"Huh? Where are they?"

Until then, Yae Kamiko, who had calmed down, suddenly noticed the empty bed next to her.

Neither my friends nor the figure of "Coral Palace Heart Sea" were in the room.

You know, last night in order to prevent someone from sneaking away, she specially spent the night in the Tianshou Pavilion.

Don't, steal the house early in the morning, you don't talk about martial arts, little girl from Coral Palace!

At the same time, outside the door of the living room, there was a shy, weeping female Okukatsu's voice.

"Master Yae, if you are looking for Lord General, she and the one from Haiji Island went to the kitchen of the castle tower."

kitchen?

What would Shadow do in that place?

Does she seem like the kind of person that would appear on that occasion?

After imagining the scene of the overload reaction between the thunder element and the fire element, the corner of Shenzi's mouth twitched slightly.

Well, except for the half-patched roof, she figured the kitchen would have to be repaired as well.

But after thinking about it for a while, Miko recalled that when the two "dated" yesterday, her old friend said that she accidentally peeped into the scenery outside the world during 500 years of meditation.

In other words, today's Miss Thor really cannot be measured by common sense.

At least, many years of experience can no longer be used as a reference.

Maybe, she really mastered the culinary art by relying on the knowledge of another world?

Yae Kamiko knew very well that Kage just lacked talent other than martial arts, but that didn't mean she was stupid.

She really can do anything if she puts in the effort.

Anyway, long-lived species have enough time, and there is no need to consider the shackles of lifespan at all.

If it doesn't work in one year, it will take ten years, 100 years.

will always learn.

Even a fool with no talent among human beings can become an expert in a certain field that ordinary people can't match if he spends his whole life studying to the extreme.

"Let's go to the kitchen and see what Ying is doing."

At the same time, in the kitchen of the shogunate, Ying, who was wearing an apron, and Qianhua, who was in charge of serving as a helper, carefully watched the group video, who was wearing an apron, and was about to teach them how to make fried tofu...

—— Zhongli.

PS: I'm convinced, I keep blowing up pictures, I hope it won't blow up, it's uncomfortable.

Chapter 24 Roar, pots and pans!

As a person who can be regarded as reading air, Ying can tell that Shenzi is not in a good mood recently.

In this regard, Ying, who is quite helpless, can only guess that his own fox may have reached menopause.

Or the days when a woman's aunt will come to visit every month.

Hmm...Speaking of which, does the fox fairy also have menstrual periods like ordinary girls?

Well, anyway, as the elemental demon god, Ms. Lei Shen has never had that kind of experience.

But how should I put it, Ying has a bit of a heart to appease this crumbly fox.

Huh~

Ms. Thunder God can proudly say that in Inazuma, no one knows the Yae God child better than her!

Shenzi was the one she had grown up with since she was a child.

Back then when Shenzi was a little fox who would lie in her arms and "sigh", every time Miss Thor stroked too hard and accidentally hurt Shenzi, causing the other party to sulk, just give her a Pan fried tofu is fine.

Because of this, Lei Movie is going to cook for himself.

Her grandma in her previous life once said that there is one thing that can surpass any seasoning and material, and that is the love of the cook.

However, having said that, objective facts cannot be changed by individual will.

There is no way, there is nothing in reality, as long as she runs to the kitchen and shouts:

"I will enter the kitchen and give you a full meal."

"Shovel, surrender to me!"

"Roar, pots and pans!"

"One pot, two bowls!"

Then you will instantly have a layer of God of Cooking BUFF on your body.

That shadow's gold finger, which was thousands of years late, is not a chat group system, but a famous line system.

Objectively speaking, Ying is a layman among laymen in terms of cooking.

Not to mention being compared with chefs who can make glowing dishes, even the group of chefs in Totsuki Academy who put drugs in their dishes can make people explode.

Oh... if it's just glowing, Shadow can actually do it.

As long as she casually throws a spoonful of thunder element condensed into liquid into the pot, it will be fine.

Luminous cooking (element grant).

Although she can't rub the dead skin and cuticles on her body like Zhong Li to do alchemy, but it's more than enough to make a guest appearance at a charging treasure nuclear power plant.

But you have to wait until the fire is turned off and the pot is removed from the stove.

Um?Why do you ask?

It's very simple, if you do this, you will fry the pot.

Literally.

No way, who made the world thunder element and fire element put together to trigger elemental reaction, resulting in explosion overload?

Except for the orphan elements of wind and rock that do not trigger any reaction, the rest of the elements will produce wonderful elemental reactions when mixed together.

So, after Miss Thor thought twice, she finally decided to ask a heavyweight to assist her.

Yes, very "heavyweight" players.

The weight of the rock is reassuring.

To be reasonable, she doesn't know how to cook, and she doesn't know how much is the right amount written in the recipe.

But as long as you find a real chef, wouldn't it be good to teach on-site?

No way, no way?It's not true that someone can't understand it after watching the video, right?

Besides, Chika Fujiwara is there to help, so there will be no problem. If I remember correctly, Japanese schools seem to have home economics classes, so Chika should be able to cook to some extent, probably?

[Lei Movie: @莫拉克斯 (钟去), excuse me, I'm going to make some fried tofu for Shenzi who is in a bad mood, can I ask you, an experienced professional player, please? 】

If I remember correctly, Zhong Li is actually quite virtuous in cooking. He even went to the back kitchen to personally instruct the chef to prepare the ratio of shrimp and fish in the egg liquid to taste the authentic "Moon Egg".

In fact, almost all the characters with names and surnames in Yuanshin have a good dish.

Even the queen who suffers from the second illness can order a cold cut platter.

Only the poor Miss Thor really can't cook, and was once jokingly called a character who would never get a personal special meal.

Well, more importantly, there is no one to ask for shadows.

You can't count on Teresa, Bone King, and Tara, right? Which of the three seem to be able to cook?

【Morax (Zhongli): Miss Fox?Really long time no see. 】

Although Yae's age is relatively young, he can be regarded as an old friend who once drank with Morax at the same table.

【Morakes (Zhongli): Alright, I just have nothing to do, so I'll accept this commission. 】

Putting down the teacup in his hand, Zhongli walked towards the kitchen of Xiangshengtang under the perplexed gaze of his own hall master Hu.

He had no reason to refuse.

It is not difficult for Morax to just teach his colleagues to cook.

What's more, Miss Thor helped him solve a problem that had troubled him for a long time.

He was more comforted by a Thor who stepped into a field he was not good at for the sake of his friends than a certain drunkard Fengshen who was out of tune.

Hu Tao: "Zhongli, where are you going?"

Wiping the stick of Huma, which was faintly stained with Qiuqiu people's blood in his hand, he noticed that Zhongli got up suddenly, and Hu Tao tilted his head.

Zhongli: "It's just a whim, a sudden desire to cook."

Hu Tao: "Great! Zhongli cooks for himself after a long time! There's something good to eat!"

Although he agreed to guide Lei Movie in making fried tofu, he was actually pessimistic about the cooking skills of the second Raytheon.

Yes, even Emperor Yanwang didn't think much of Miss Thor's culinary skills.

He was gratified by Miss Thor's kindness, but he really didn't believe in her ability in this field.

However, with his video teaching, no matter how unpalatable it is, with the physique of that fox lady, there should be no problem eating it.

Approaching the kitchen, Zhong Li picked up the apron with the pink cat pattern on it and tied it around his waist with the mentality similar to going to the grave.

Well, this apron is the interest of the kid in Walnut, and has nothing to do with him.

A little unfamiliar, he turned on the group video function, and after confirming the connection with Ying, Zhong Li nodded slightly and began to explain how to make fried tofu.

Fried tofu is a very simple dish in Zhongli's view.

Not even a budding chef can do a bad job.

What it boils down to is just fresh tofu cut into small cubes.

After adding an appropriate amount of oil and salt into the pan, put the tofu cubes into the oil pan and fry them over high heat.

The only thing that needs to be paid attention to is the issue of heat, so as to prevent it from being too old and causing the taste to deteriorate.

When the tofu is almost fried, remove it from the pot and drain the oil.

Although there was a lot of emphasis on the selection of materials and timing, after considering that his colleague was a true cooking genius, Zhong Li only talked to Miss Lei Shen about the relevant precautions.

Even if it is not used this time, it will definitely be used next time in the future.

The premise is that Miss Fox is willing to eat fried tofu made by Ying next time.

Zhongli: "..."

Looking at the roaring pots and pans on the opposite side of the video, with a pot on his head, he shrank into the corner and squatted against the pink hairball.

And the three people from another world who kept brushing "outrageous" in the chat group.