I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

Moreover, she doesn't hate this kind of dialogue like sand sculpture netizens.

All the old brothers in the group are talented, and they speak nicely, just like coming home.jpg

In this world, there is no one who can talk to her calmly and with the tone of an ordinary friend.

Inazuma's people only respect and fear Thor.

Even if the Heavenly Law is practiced, the Patriarch of the Jiutiao family only admires Thor's mighty force.

The so-called lonely family is nothing more than that, so she can understand that Morax turned into Zhongli, chose to walk in Liyue as a mortal, and became the guest secretary of the Hall of Rebirth.

In the eyes of this generation of Daozu people, General Lei Dian is neither sad nor joyful, sitting high in the sky, pursuing the eternal god wholeheartedly, but in fact, Lei Dian is just a shadow dancer who has to inherit the god position from his sister That's it, he likes sweets, sharpens his martial arts, and cheers for playing cards better than his friends.

Looking at the group of friends who kept repeating the reading, Lei Movie felt that this was not bad.

It's much more comfortable than bringing in a group of Riddler Old Lynxes and the like.

After a moment of contemplation, the girl put her slender and fair fingers on the virtual keyboard.

Although this chat group supports consciousness and voice input to help illiterate or handless group friends, but Lei Yingying, who was a programmer in his previous life and has been a programmer in this life, still prefers to type on the keyboard.

[Lei Movie: Please be quiet, everyone. As the owner of this chat group, I have something to say, please listen carefully. 】

The Real General Thunder.jpg

Chapter 3 General Thunderbolt is on sale.jpg

[Lei Movie: As mentioned above, I became the owner of this chat group only by accident, and everyone who was invited has the ability to become a king and a ruler in the classification of this chat group.It can only be said to be a wonderful fate and miracle that we who belong to different worlds can meet here. 】

Mentioning the size of the king, Lei Movie glanced strangely at the candidate for prime minister in front of Chika Fujiwara's name.

Although she knew that the other party was the granddaughter of the Prime Minister, and that the size of her chest was quite astonishing, which was comparable to her own, she really couldn't imagine the picture of the Japanese Prime Minister who was cancer of the earth at that time.

So weird.

The prime minister is not part of the genetic code, just like the parents are top students who graduated from Tsinghua University and Peking University, but the children may not be the same. Can this thing be passed down from generation to generation? !

Is it in this river?

Oh, her side is Japan, that's fine.

As we all know, that is Japan where the son of a banker is a banker, and the son of an izakaya owner is an izakaya owner. It seems that there is nothing wrong with the Fujiwara family inheriting a prime minister.

[Lei Movie: I don’t have any requirements or ideas for you. This is just a chat group that allows everyone to put aside the troubles and barriers brought about by their real identities, chat carefreely, and help each other. That's all. 】

For the vast majority of rulers, I am afraid they have similar distress, right?

Obviously you are the lord of a country, but there is no one around you who can speak out from the bottom of your heart.

On the contrary, there are a bunch of [-]-year-olds who are very interested in giving you "heart-to-heart" in a physical sense.

[Lei Movie: In addition to the cross-dimensional text, voice, and video communications that normal chat groups have.You can also pack items in your own world and send them to other group friends in the form of "red envelopes" to barter, or you can choose to sell unnecessary items to the group mall. The price returns points, and the points are used to buy items sold by others to the mall. 】

And the price is absolutely fair.

As for why?

Because Lei Movie had already tried it, she conveniently sold the plate containing the Scarlet Cherry Cake to the system mall.

【The plate with the lingering fragrance of Thor】

Product introduction: The plate used by General Thunder has left a trace of Thor's breath, but don't expect too much from it, because it is just an ordinary plate.

Price: 1 points

While others were digesting the information, Lei Movie looked at the mall and listed the only "commodity", and she was wondering whether to redeem it.

[System prompt: Morax (Zhongli) sold 100 moras and got [-] points]

Ray Films: ?

[System prompt: Morax (Zhongli) purchased the "Plate with Thor's Fragrance" with 1 point]

Ray Films: ? ? ?

[Lei Movie: @morax (Zhongli), where?Father, why did you buy the plate I used for testing? 】

【Morakes (Zhongli): According to common sense, the value of the plates used by General Thunder and Lightning is far more than [-] moras. I think this deal is a good deal. 】

Borrowing the moonlight, Zhong Li stared at the porcelain plate printed with Ba pattern that appeared out of nowhere on the table, and nodded slightly after a moment.

He did feel the familiar thunder element aura on it, which was no different from the aura emanating from the shadow dancer who challenged himself with the strength of alcohol at the banquet back then.

Perhaps this thing can be handed over to Hall Master Hu to resell, after all, the other party has been complaining recently that there are too many bills sent to Xiangsheng Hall, which made Zhong Li feel a little headache.

[Lei Movie: Let's go, as long as you are happy, old man. 】

Fully guessing the other party's plan to repay the debt, Lei Movie shook his head dumbfounded.

[Lei Movie: In addition to the transaction of items, the chat group also supports crossing the world. To go to other worlds, you need to pay 100 points in addition to the consent of the group friends. Of course, if the group friends are unwilling or don’t want him to stay in your world , You can also forcefully repatriate the other party back to the original world directly. 】

After all, those who join are not necessarily good people. This mechanism is also a kind of protection for group friends.

Like, a moldy octopus gangster king in lacy underwear?

"A transaction across dimensions?"

Sitting on the chair, Tallulah, who had been diving to peek at the screen, breathed a sigh of relief.

If it were possible to exchange across the world, the food problem that has plagued the integration movement might be solved.

Not to mention that the title doesn't look very decent, and the avatar is also the king of the undead with a skull.

Emperor Yan Wang, General Thunder and Lightning, and the future Archbishop of Destiny should all be quite reliable.

But then there's one more thing.

What should she exchange for it?She understands the principle of equivalent exchange very well.

Tallulah doesn't like to owe favors, what's more, she joined this chat group for only an hour, and she can't be called familiar with other people, so asking rashly will be disgusting.

Let's discuss it with Alina when it dawns tomorrow. I hope she won't feel that she has hallucinations due to too much pressure, and there is something serious wrong with her mind.

[Teresa: Haha... By the way, aren't you sleepy?It's already 3 o'clock in the morning here, I'm yawning.jpg]

[Ainz Ooal Gong: Uh... 3 o'clock in the morning?Same time as mine. 】

[Fujiwara Chika: +1]

[Morax (Zhongli): +1]

[Talulah: +1]

[Lei Movie: Is it three o'clock?Indeed, the old man and I are both in the Tivat continent, so it seems that everyone from different worlds, the flow of time should be synchronized after joining the group chat. 】

[Teresa: I can't hold it anymore, come on everyone, cultivators, I still have work tomorrow, so I'll go to bed first, and I've succeeded in sneaking away.jpg]

[Fujiwara Chika: +1, I still have class tomorrow. 】

[Ainz Ooal Gong: I also have something to deal with here, let's talk about it later. 】

......

"Sleep? Huh...Really, I'm sleepy now."

Looking at the group members who had accepted the facts and gradually became quiet in the chat group, Lei Movie yawned rarely.

Of course, this is just the aftertaste and residue of being a human being.

This "doll" body made by her own hands will not feel sleepy.

Lei Movie, who has not recovered his memory, naturally created the puppet "General Thunder" according to the concept of eternity.

"General Thunderbolt" doesn't need to eat, sleep, pay, complain, lie down, wear out, and has no emotion. It can be described as a perfect working machine.

The body never gets tired.

Even if you eat too many sweets and cause tooth decay, just replace the parts.

Only by regaining control of his body and his humanity, Lei Dawan will feel tired.

"In this case, I will sleep for a long time..."

Just as he was about to lie down, Lei Movie seemed to remember something, and his movements suddenly stopped.

Since the memory was retrieved only today, it was naturally General Thunder that controlled this body before.

And robots, of course, have no such thing as bedding.

"Gan!"

PS: It's too weird, the mecha pictures in the last chapter have been harmonized, is this also color? !

Chapter 4 Jiujo Shaluo: Lord Thunder God must have her deep meaning!

Its daybreak.

The morning sun shines through the paper window, slapping Lei Movie mercilessly on the face. After looking up at the familiar ceiling for a long time with his lazy lavender eyes, he sighed with emotion.

A bad day starts with a night of tatami sleeping.

Waking up without a sore back or back pain always made Lei Movie a little uncomfortable.

In any case, it is based on Lei Movie's own body as the prototype, and the external and internal details have been restored one by one.

How could it be possible for the body of the majestic Thunder Demon God to feel uncomfortable just because he lay directly on the tatami for a night?

This body, which took countless materials and efforts to imitate, was perfect.

She will not shed any sweat during strenuous exercise, her body will not accumulate dirt and produce odors, no matter how much food she ingests, she will not excrete it, and even her hair will never be fluffy or messy, and it will always be as smooth as the most expensive silk slip.

LOL!Even if she went to the Wuxiangrenjian Gorge where the Geiger counter would be blown up and full of thunder radiation that ordinary people would die immediately after entering, she would not suffer any harm!

No matter how human this body looks, there is no so-called reproductive isolation from ordinary people, and it is still a creature that surpasses human beings in essence.

In some low-magic worlds, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is an ultimate creature.

Salted fish leaped up from the tatami mat, and the stretched Miss Lei Shen opened the page of the chat group.

The chat history still stays where Teresa sent a "successful escape" emoticon package.

"Sure enough, what happened last night, the existence of the chat group is not a dream, let's count it as a good start?"

There are many disasters in the place of Tivat. She admits that there are indeed many sea ghosts and Qiuqiu people in the territory of Daoqiu. There are also people who are hungry in Daoqiu City, the capital, but how to say, everything is afraid Compared.

One's happiness is based on the misfortune of others.

At least compared to the slavery, feudal dynasty, imperialism, capital plutocrats, religious gods, evil gods, spying screens next door where Tallulah is located, a master of the dross of the earth's history, and large-scale natural disasters erupting from time to time. It's too reliable.

At the very least, ordinary people here in Tivat will not encounter a sandstorm or a large meteorite of justice while walking on the road.

Thinking of this, Lei Movie felt sorry for Sister Tazi for a second.

That world is full of despair, but the humans of Tivat can at least live a peaceful and dreamless life.

"Forget it, let's cook and cook~ I will call Jiutiao Shaluo later, hold off on the hunting order for a while, and then go out to see Daoqiu. Well, the problem of thunderstorms locking the country has to be solved. How can we develop the country without trade? .”

"It's a happy decision to unilaterally target the ships of fools, and let ships from other countries pass normally! It seems that the general's procedures need to be adjusted, and it will be embarrassing if the fleet outside Zhidong is accidentally injured."

Recalling the crowd of fools in her memory who were notoriously famous from Mond to Nata, Miss Thor made a judgment without guilt. She has always been disgusted with this kind of hegemony.

Although it is known that the queen collected the hearts of gods, perhaps to find a way to overthrow the dictatorship of heaven, but this does not mean that Lei Movie can turn a blind eye to the atrocities of fools.

A necessary sacrifice?Then please sacrifice you Zhidong people, the people of my rice wife are not willing to shed the last drop of blood for you Zhidong people to fight against the law of heaven.

The plan to clean up the fools in the country should be put on the agenda.

At least take a beating.

However, these have to be discussed in the long run, and the domestic problems of Daozuma have to be gradually resolved.

After all, she doesn't have any heart for governing the country. Dao Wife's mud-headed boat can operate for 500 years without any problems, and she is still eating the heritage left by her old sister who is not good at wielding knives and guns.

During the Battle of Kanria 500 years ago, Lei Ying, who was invited to go there, had seen the Ice Queen in the end of winter. She was not familiar with her, but she only remembered that her voice had a milk powder smell, which was very sweet and refreshing. heart.

But Lei Movie is very sure that she also loved human beings deeply at that time, and regarded human beings as her own children, gentle gods, just like other earthly seven rulers.

Has the torrent of time worn away even her?

Time is a terrible thing.

"...Well, by the way, when was the last time I visited Inazuma?"

After pondering for a moment, Miss Lei Shen, who had found the answer in her dusty memory, couldn't help but touch her forehead.