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After tidying up her attire, Xinhai clenched her fists in front of the vanity mirror to cheer herself up, and walked towards the hall full of energy.

However, after seeing the scene in the main hall, he has accepted Miss Xinhai, who is newly born by his general from time to time.

At this moment, the mentality is still "the country collapses and moves - the collapse cannot stop".

"Uh...Master General, what are these little guys?"

Looking at the cute "little general" with a Q version of the bicep hugged on his lap, his heart was full of question marks.

According to Xu Mi, my lord general, is it like a mushroom, mitotic?

Demon God, as expected...it's amazing.

"Oh, you said these 'little generals', I made them to assist you with official duties, don't look at these little guys look cute, like a mascot, but they are doing a good job in classifying documents That’s right, and more importantly, one of them is about equal to the combat power of twenty Qiuqiu people, isn’t it great? Don’t worry, after calculating the material cost, one of them is about 180 million moras, which is pretty cheap.”

So, are these little guys really called "little generals"? !

Are you going to change your name to a better one?

Having said that, why do you add combat functions to the creations for office use, and even one can only fight twenty Qiuqiu people? !

Although, in terms of general rationality, 180 million such capable "god-made dolls" are indeed quite cheap?

Seeing Ying directing a "little general" to draw out his musket and stand at attention, Xinhai complained silently in his heart.

Forget it, as long as you are happy, General.

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Chapter 93 Miko is crying and fussing, so pitiful.jpg

Shadow to the mountain, Naruto Shrine.

"Master Gong Si locked himself in the house after returning from the castle tower, is it okay?"

"Shh! Keep silent, Lord Gong Si naturally has her plans, how can you guess this."

"Indeed, Lord Palace Secretary must have discussed a very important matter with Lord General."

"Miss Gongsi has eaten more salt in his life than we have eaten rice. It will be fine. Instead of thinking about this, you should think about what to eat at night. By the way, a kind of food called French fries has become popular in Daozuma City recently. Exotic food, rest tomorrow, are you interested in going with me for the hour?"

"Then how about some fries?"

"Chong Chong, take me one!"×N

Just as the maidens of Narujin Taisha were discussing in private to order French fries, Yaeomiyaji's private room.

He is honored as Yae Palace Secretary, Yae-sama, and Great Witch-sama by countless rice wives.

It can be said that in this country, besides General Lei Dian, he is the son of Yae God with the highest status.

Equivalent to the Pope Inazuma, she was crying and fussing like a child, rolling on the tatami in her room.

Although before she left, she walked away with a smile and took away the first kiss from a certain telephone pole, but only she could understand the bitterness in her heart.

The farthest thing in this world is not life and death.

Instead, you confess your love to your loved one, but the other party thinks you are joking.

Instead, he seriously taught you not to joke about feelings.

At this moment, Shenzi is completely dissatisfied with the mysterious and elegant usual, as if everything is under control.

On the contrary, there were tears in the corners of her eyes, like a little girl who had lost her love.

"Woooooo, Baga! Idiot! Idiot! Shadow you lightning strike wood! Rice wife's first hard wood!"

why!

Why!

I was super straightforward, so I mustered up the courage to go to the castle tower and confess my love in front of her!

Why doesn't she understand at all? !

I treat you as my wife, but you treat me as your best friend? !

You are the Thunder and Lightning Demon God, not the Wood Demon God!

Not reconciled?

Yes, very reconciled!

What's wrong with my Yae Shenzi?

In terms of appearance, the posture of oneself after transforming into a human form, if it is a 95-point scale, it can definitely score [-]!

In terms of ability, I have never made a mistake in managing Narushin Taisha Shrine conscientiously!

In terms of figure, I'm no better than that flat little girl in Haizhidao!

Even in terms of familiarity, no one in the whole Daozu is more familiar with Ying than her.

I have been waiting for you for 500 years, and you treat me like this?You heartless scumbag!

Hi, my wife is so angry!

Just when Yae Shenzi was crying and making noise, rolling all over the floor.

In the castle tower of Inazuma Castle, the person who was unaware of this handed a piece of paper to Xinhai beside him.

"My lord, what is this?"

Xinhai took off the small "miniature" dozing on her head, put it on her lap, and picked up the documents on the table with complicated emotions.

"The 'Mini Movie' treatment."

"No, I know this is how they are treated, but you made them up, and there is no need to pay them... General, did you change their names again?"

"I thought about it before, Xinhai, your suggestion is indeed very creative, so I adopted it."

"..."

By the way, the hourly salary of the mini movie is about two hundred moras.

There are two days off per week, and the benefits are complete, including staff dormitories.

And the hourly salary of Coral Palace Xinhai is - zero.

Ying never paid the poor six-star ornamental fish lady even a mora salary.

Black-hearted boss belongs to yes.

Of course, Xinhai also has no weekends off, no subsidies for winter and summer vacations, no annual leave and maternity leave.

Well, Xinhai doesn't need maternity leave anyway.

Yes, that's right, these "mini-movies" produced by Yingying refer to the "mini-letter" of Lunar World.

If there is an FGO world line in the future, heroes who meet the king attribute will join the group, and if they come to Daozuma to travel, they will definitely be frightened by a large group of "mini movies".

Nagging Inazuma City 2021, the general attack event of the All Demon Wars, is underway with great praise!

Kings from different worlds, let's join the grand celebration together... Just kidding.

Although holding celebrations can bring benefits and improve the happiness of the people, Ying has not yet planned to turn his main city into a singularity of activities.

The main reason is that the repair cost is too expensive in a real fight, and it is not good to accidentally injure civilians... Even if the Inazuma shogunate has money, it can't be so squandered.

After all, making these little guys is just to prepare for the shortage of manpower.

If she doesn't lack practical and capable subordinates like Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu like the old man next door Liyue, she won't be able to make "miniature shadows" by herself.

Except for the part responsible for helping Xinhai sort out and move the documents, the rest of the "mini-shadows" were arranged by Ying to serve as his eyes and ears in Daozuma's various places.

What if the "Mini Shadow" with the fighting power of "Twenty Hills" is caught?

Don't worry, they will blow themselves up on the spot and will never leave any hostages behind.

The specific explosive power is about ten times that of the bouncing bomb that Keli used to fry fish?

Of course, in order to prevent Inazuma's version of "Villa Island", Ying still wrote down the code that prohibits self-explosion in the castle tower when programming.

As for whether such a cute "miniature" will affect her majesty as General Thunder?

Don't worry, it won't happen, the old man next door, Liyue, still has a legend about wandering around the world in the form of a woman.

I haven't seen any Liyue people say that Lord Yan's buttocks are so punchy, I can.

Gan, brother, your XP is too weird!

For ordinary people in Tivat, no matter how strange the gods do, there must be their deep meaning.

For the specific situation, you can refer to the empty nester next door and his crazy subordinates.

Having said that, I don't seem to have drawn a card this month.

After hesitating for a moment, Ying still opened the card drawing interface for group friend recruitment.

As expected, the number of recruitments was still two.

Facts have proved that the recovery of the number of recruitments is indeed based on time.

Is it to save ten consecutive rounds, or to draw two rounds solo?

nonsense!Of course it is a single draw. After all, there is really no difference between ten consecutive draws and single draws. It all depends on luck.

Anyway, the chat group has been marked, and the card pool has no UP, no guarantee, no well, no annual lucky bag, and no double rebate promotion to cheat krypton.

Lei Movie: Are you stuck in the pool?

Chat group: Free card pool, what kind of bicycle do you want (interrupts singing).

Lei Movie: That’s true, excuse me.

In short, go to take a bath and change clothes first, and get ready to draw cards.

Speaking of which, my nose has been a little itchy since just now, and I want to sneeze. Could it be that someone is talking about me?

Illusion, it should be an illusion.

Maybe some part of the general's program has a glitch again.

No matter, compared to such a small problem, she is more looking forward to what she can get!

Chapter 94 When General Thunder caught the traveler from the card pool

Speaking of Japan, and bathing.

What is people's first impression?

The answer is simple.

Of course, it is a large bath that often appears in anime.

However, in reality, there are almost no such occasions where men and women bathe together.

Although Japan in the previous world of the film did have a culture of mixed bathing for men and women, it was not popular among young people.

At that time, I accompanied the folklorist Daddy to expose and assist the local authorities to arrest Yicun, who were full of patients with advanced paranoia such as the resurrection of the Red Sea.

She once experienced the so-called mixed bathing hot spring.

Come on, not to mention beautiful girls, not even Obasan.

If you think about it carefully, in reality, there are so many beautiful girls who go to the wilderness to soak in mixed hot springs with strangers.

This is no longer a problem of idle lactic acid, after all, it is not the world view of Little Butter.

At that time, there was not even a ghost in the whole bathing place except her, who was taken advantage of.

She even heard from the boss that some remote hot spring baths even have monkeys appearing and bathing with tourists, which is really amazing.

Now, after thousands of years, if you think about it, it's still young, it's all the fault of being young.

But as the saying goes, do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.

There is no bathroom that can be repaired by yourself.

No pretty girls... oh, I'm a pretty girl myself.

That bothers you.

Having said that, thinking about it from this perspective is actually quite heartbreaking.