I, General Thunderbolt, join the chat group

"Chika Fujiwara, right?"

"That's right, so this is a different world, and you are the group leader, General Raiden? Good! I have successfully arrived in a different world!"

Fenmao Tuanzi patted the dust on her body, rubbed her chin and looked at Lei Movie for a moment, and after confirming that the profile picture was indeed the same as the one in the chat group, she excitedly looked at the surrounding environment, not noticing that Lei Movie was getting darker and darker. complexion.

"Hmm... By the way, group leader, why is your side in such a mess, there is a hole in the roof?"

"Whose fault do you think this is! Don't send yourself as a red envelope, you idiot!"

One thing to say, Lei Movie's mentality is indeed a little bit broken.

To be honest, Lei Movie is thinking whether to kick this stupid fan hair ball out of the group or not.

Although in terms of universal reason, the story begins when magic meets science.

However, that is only in the general case.

If the protagonist is replaced by Fujiwara Chika...

Thanks, that's not a story, it's an accident.

Now she can only hope that the keeper of the law of heaven will not come to find fault because Chika Fujiwara, an ordinary person, smuggled into Tewat.

Well, but Chika Fujiwara is just an ordinary person, so she shouldn't be hostile by that neurotic Tenri.

As for the hole on the roof of the castle tower, and the aftermath of when Chika Fujiwara was air-dropped by the chat group just now, most of them were also seen by the Okukichi who was in charge of guarding the tower. Appeared in person in front of the rice wives to appease them.

Just now, the general was assassinated in the voice of Ao Jiezhong, but she heard it clearly.

"You... Forget it, I don't bother to argue with you."

Anyway, the matter had already happened, and Lei Movie did not expect Chika Fujiwara, a high school student, to compensate for the repair costs.

Besides, banknotes such as Japanese yen are really just a piece of waste paper in Tivat, and the world here only recognizes the Mora made by Emperor Yanwang.

After all, Mora not only has the reputation of one of the world's seven rulers as a guarantee, but also has the value of being a magic matchmaker.

If I have to say it, Mora is both credit currency and gold.

Glancing at the chat group interface, Lei Movie found that the button to deport Chika Fujiwara was indeed gray.

In other words, group members throw themselves as red envelopes into the world of other group members, which is indeed unexpected by the chat group system.

System: Is there such an operation?

Group member: That’s right, there is such an operation!

If you have to use the programmer's method, the distance is probably:

Lei Movie walked into a bar and ordered a glass of beer.

Lei Movie walked into a bar and ordered a cup of coffee.

Lei Movie walked into a bar and ordered a cup of Yae Miko.

Ray walked into a bar, put a barrel on the bartender's head, and stole his pants.

Lei Movie cut the bar in two with Wuxiang's knife.

1 Q-version two-headed Thunder movie dolls whizzed by outside the bar on motorcycles with blue will-o'-the-wisps.

Lei Movie left the bar satisfied.

Then, Chika Fujiwara ordered fried rice, and the bar was fried.

Just when Lei Movie was thinking about how to throw Chika Fujiwara back, the system prompt popped up very timely.

[Group reminder: A vulnerability that group members can send themselves as red envelopes to group members has been detected]

[Group reminder: Since the group member Chika Fujiwara is the one who discovered the loophole, 1000 points will be compensated]

[Group reminder: The system is undergoing maintenance, and the remaining maintenance time is 72 hours. After the maintenance is completed, the chat group will automatically send Chika Fujiwara back to the original world]

Fine.

Although I want to complain that it takes three days to fix a bug in this broken chat group system, but as a former programmer, Lei Movie is not completely incomprehensible.

After all, her daily life as a programmer is, why does this thing work, why does this thing not work, and what is broken?Is this code really written by me half a month ago?Forget it, disable them all, it’s hopeless.

Just when Lei Movie was thinking about how to get along with Fujiwara Chika, and how to deal with the aftermath of this incident, Kujo Saura, who obviously just woke up from a sleep, came to the rescue non-stop and brought a group of acting Okuma from the atmosphere group broke in.

Well, although I am a little sorry to say this, but the main purpose of the Okukaku, who belong directly to her and only obey the orders of Lei Shen, is really to help her purchase the items she needs, serve as an atmosphere group by the way, and clean the sanitation of the castle tower.

After all, no one in Daozuma would dare to come to the castle tower and steal things under God's nose, even the treasure thieves all over the Seven Kingdoms would not have the guts.

And if the enemy is so strong that even she, the god of thunder who can kill Orobasa, can't beat her, the force of Okukatsu will naturally be meaningless.

By the way, Jiutiao Shaluo came to rescue her non-stop because she woke up from her sleep, so she naturally had no time to take care of her grooming, so her clothes were disheveled, and a strand of dull hair was raised on her head. Ms. Lei Shen felt novelty, after all, this was something she would never see in normal times.

"Master General, are you alright?!"

After all, after confirming that General Raiden was unscathed, the enraged Kujo Sharo decisively turned his attention to Chika Fujiwara, who was completely clueless and cute.

Because she was too angry, she didn't even pay attention to think about the difference in clothing and demeanor between the "Coral Palace Heart Sea" in front of her and the "Coral Palace Heart Sea" she saw on the front line of the battlefield.

"Coral Palace Xinhai! How dare you come to assassinate the general!"

"Hey?!"

Secretary Fujiwara, who was an ordinary high school student, was naturally no match for the soldiers of the shogunate, and was easily bundled into rice dumplings by Okukatsu.

At the same time, the present God Priestess, who was suffering from the lack of food reserves of the rebel army on Haizhi Island, sneezed.

PS: Chika Fujiwara x Coral Palace Xinhai has been wanting to play this meme for a long time, and it's so cool. By the way, do you plan to smoke it?

Anyway, I played Thor ten times in a row, and then single-drawed five rounds of Mona to guarantee the bottom line. I was entangled between Xinhai or waiting for the son of God.

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Chapter 12 This Thor is crumbs

Long pink hair, sky blue pupils.

That is the unique characteristic of this generation of Miko Miko.

In Daozuma, the only person who fits this characteristic is Coral Palace Xinhai.

Looking at the entire Daozuma that is in a closed state, I can't find a second one.

Although the Yae Miko of Narugami Taisha is also a pink hair, the color numbers of the two are very different.

Because of this, after seeing that pink hair, Jiutiao Shaluo subconsciously recognized it as Coral Palace Xinhai.

However, under Miss Lei Shen's order, although they were puzzled, Kujo Sharo and Okuchizu obeyed the order and untied the rope on the body of "Coral Palace Xinhai".

"...Uh, my lord general, that is to say, this girl who looks a lot like Xinhai of the Coral Palace is actually a friend you visited late at night, and the blue shooting star before was just a An accident?"

After all, in a sense, sand sculpture netizens are also a kind of friends.

"exactly."

Facing the puzzled Kujo Sharo and the Okuji who belonged directly to her and only obeyed General Raiden's orders, Lei Movie maintained a poker-faced expression and responded calmly.

"This...is Chika Fujiwara, let's just call it my pen pal."

After thinking about it again and again, Lei Movie decided to define Chika Fujiwara's identity as a pen pal after organizing some words.

In essence, no matter what kind of chat group it is, it is no different from pen pals in the past.

Lei Movie vaguely remembered that in the world before she traveled, the communication technology was extremely backward, and in ancient times, it seemed that a group of Western philosophers had exchanged philosophical ideas by mailing chat books.

After a brief introduction, Lei Movie glanced at the fanmaiduanzi who was humming a little song from his hometown and trying to get away with it.

Seriously, Miss Thor is hard on her.

Fist hard!

Fortunately, she was worried that an ordinary person like Fujiwara Chika might die if she punched him down, otherwise she would have used Thunder Fist on this pink ball.

There is one thing to say, if Fujiwara Chika suddenly sent herself as a red envelope, Ms. Thunder God should be happily holding the materials to make a new body for herself... looking for a new body for people's feelings, instead of having a headache here. How to deal with it caused by her series of effects.

Lei Movie doesn't want any strange rumors to spread in Dao's wife.

For example, Qianhua, the leader of the rebel army, broke into the general's boudoir at night. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

Or, shock!In order to persuade the general to cancel the eye-hunting order, the living god maiden of Haizhi Island actually did these things with the general!

"A pen pal? Yes, General, I understand!"

Kujo Saura believed the explanation of his own general, but he didn't fully believe it.

Of course, as Dao's wife the first general's cook, as a courtier, she would never question the general's words.

There is no other reason, but because in her eyes, the General Thunder and Lightning she longs for is a god.

As a god who has ruled Daoqi for thousands of years, witnessed countless springs, summers, autumns and winters, has a long lifespan, and has long-lived eyesight, General Lei Dian will definitely not have any problems with his decision.

The wise general must have her deep meaning in doing so.

The general said that this Coral Palace Heart Sea is not Coral Palace Heart Sea, then she will definitely not be "Coral Palace Heart Sea".

Reminiscent of General Leiden's order to suspend the offensive in the morning, Kutiao Shaluo made up tens of thousands of words on his own why "Coral Palace Xinhai" appeared here.

Ahhh, I feel my brain trembling, as expected of the general!

"Okay, let's get back if there is nothing to do. It's not too late for the craftsmen to repair the hole in the roof of the castle tower after dawn."

After all, Ms. Thor, who hadn't noticed that her fans were crazy about brainstorming, looked up at the stars in the sky helplessly.

"By the way, there is one more thing, prepare some replacement clothes for Qianhua."

No matter what, Fujiwara Chika would have to stay with her for three days, so wearing this pink pajamas all the time was not appropriate after all.

It's just a few pieces of clothes, and it should be done as a landlord.

As for the accommodation, after thinking twice, Lei Movie decided that it would be better for Chika Fujiwara to stay with her, and she was worried about letting this cancer of the earth stay alone!

......

"Wow, those uncles were so scary just now! I thought they were going to be killed."

After watching Kujosara, who had bowed to General Raiden, disappeared from sight with the Okukakus together, Fujiwara Chika patted her choppy dumpling, as if she was saved.

"Since you are afraid, you might as well use your brain more before acting next time!"

After finishing speaking, Lei Movie raised his hand and gave Qianhua a head-scratching blow.

"ah!"

Seeing Qianhua covering her forehead with a lovely exclamation, Miss Lei Shen let out a long sigh.

To be honest, she thought it was nothing at first, it was just a chat group anyway, but after experiencing this incident, she began to think about whether to remove Qianhua, the only ordinary person, from the chat group.

Forewarning, this is not retaliation, really not.

She is a majestic demon god who is several thousand years old, and she is not so small-minded that she will wear small shoes for others because of this little thing.

However, as the only ordinary person in the chat group, Qianhua's situation is actually very dangerous.

If it is said that Chika Fujiwara did not send the red envelopes to the more talkative Ms. Thunder God, Mr. Zhongli, and Deli's stupid headmaster, but to Tallulah, who was busy fighting guerrillas on the snowy field, or a bunch of people around her. On the side of the wicked Ainz, the fun will be even greater.

Not to mention the extremely harsh living environment, where even a super Terran might freeze to death at night in the snowfield of Ursus, even Ainz's side is actually quite dangerous.

Yes, although Ainz at this stage is actually fine.

His malice towards human beings is not as great as in the later stage, and he retains a minimum of humanity for the time being. Coupled with the relationship of the members of the chat group, out of careful consideration, he will basically not attack Qianhua.

But Nazarick is, after all, a den of ghosts and ghosts. Except for a few neutral units and kind-hearted dog-headed maids, everyone is bad. Even if they won't suffer physical harm under Ainz's protection, they will also damage their spirit if they stay for a long time. have adverse effects.

However, meeting is fate. Lei Movie believes that Chika Fujiwara will be selected by this chat group with a serious illness and a download speed comparable to Baidu Cloud, so there must be something unique.

"Qianhua, I don't want to say too much, but as an ordinary person, you should have some sense of crisis."

"Hey?"

Hearing this, Fujiwara Chika was slightly taken aback.

But after seeing Miss Thor's serious expression, even though she was usually complained about as an idiot who couldn't read the air, she couldn't help but listen carefully.

The character is innocent and romantic, but this does not mean that Chika Fujiwara is a fool.

"Not every group member's world is as stable and peaceful as your original world and country. There are many dangerous worlds with monsters and monsters. Even on my side, after leaving the city, the wild is full of all kinds of dangerous ancient machines and elements. Creatures, pirates, and the Qiuqiu people who wear masks and wield sticks, and are full of malice towards humans."

"In the Tivat continent where I am, many unlucky people die at the hands of various monsters every year."

After finishing speaking, Lei Movie controlled the Lei element, drawing many patterns of monsters in the air.