I, Naruko, don't want to be Hokage

If you read it, you should be able to understand why. I have read about the Chakra attributes of Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, etc., so I have considered it.

So there should be no problem. If there is something that overturns the setting, I will explain what I can, and if I can’t. . .

I can only ask everyone to turn a blind eye and close one eye.

Chapter 1 opening lightning strike?

Black or red, everything in front of me has been added for a while.

It should be daytime, but everything around is extraordinarily dark..

On the cold ground, you can even feel the dust entering your body when you breathe, but the disgusting smell of blood completely covers it up..

Stretching out his hand, what he saw was only black blood stains. Whose blood is this, I don't know..

The body has no strength, and it feels like it will disappear in a short moment. I can't feel the pain but I know something is flowing out...

A little bit of transparency fainted in the blood red on the ground, my heart ached, but I also forgot why I was sad..

what is that?

Red clouds in the dark...

"Oh~ there are still people alive, why do you want to live? Boy..."

.....

.....

"Sass! Sass! Come and see this dress!!"

"don't want!!!"

"Eh? Why!?"

"Nonsense! Isn't this your clothes!!"

"Don't worry, I haven't worn any!"

"The point is not here, okay!!!"

Under Sasuke's violent temper, the girl puffed up her little face, and looked small and cute under the resentful eyes.

"Why, don't you want to?"

"Of course!!!"

Sasuke's expression twitched a little, and now Naruko is holding a kimono in his hand, but what's strange is that the bottom of this kimono is not a simple hem but a slightly fluffy skirt..

Naruko's gaze made Sasuke feel a little chilled, and he subconsciously took a few steps back. Just as he turned around and was about to run away, he found that his arm had been tightly strangled and he couldn't move.

The cute little face gradually approached him, and finally was able to occupy all his vision..

But the weird smile on the corner of his mouth made Sasuke feel inexplicable despair.

The girl's lips in front of him had already come to his ears, and the gentle breath made Sasuke feel his body trembling, but the coldness in his heart made him completely ignore this point.

"It's okay, you'll like it..."

.....

In front of the simple vanity mirror, a young girl with an exquisite face was reflected impressively.

Naruko played with the various materials used for makeup in her hands, and exclaimed in admiration for her own work!

The bangs slightly tilted to the left, and a few strands of hair that don't fit in the group slightly cover the dark eyes of the 'girl'. After trimming, the eyelashes that were originally not delicate are now unexpectedly eye-catching, and the slight trembling is even more coquettish.

The fair skin that does not need much modification looks attractive with a little embellishment, the slight redness on the lips, and the blushing that has appeared on the cheeks without artificiality, which adds a bit of purity to such a scene .

But compared to the torment of the 'girl', Naruko was immersed in this exceptionally beautiful picture, with the words 'excited' engraved on her small face, but the 'girl' sitting in front of him seemed to be in unusual torment.

He was not fascinated by the youthful image in the mirror at all, only a gloomy expression could be seen in his expression, and the bulging veins in his hands could also show that he was not in a good mood.

Under the twitching of the corner of his mouth, he finally sent out the question of his inner method and soul:

"Why, do you have this dress...??" The suppressed voice that didn't match the image instantly shattered someone's fantasy, and in front of this small universe that was about to explode, he showed a sweet smile.

"Eh? Isn't it normal that I have girls' clothes? And it's a gift from Ji-chan."

Um?Really, you gave it as a gift from Jiang, and brought it for me to wear? ? ? ? ?

"Then why do you wear makeup?"

"Huh? Is it weird that I know how to wear makeup?"

nonsense!I've never seen you put makeup on yourself! !

Suppressing the anger that had collapsed to the brink, he chose to continue asking questions in a suppressed voice.

"Then forget about it...why do you have this!!!"

"Huh? A wig? Is it weird that I have a wig? It's from Ji-chan?"

"Of course it's strange!! Why did the Third Hokage send this!! And why is it a question!!?"

The long black hair was thrown to the ground by someone, and it exploded into balls of flowers on the ground!At the same time, someone's hair that was originally 'bandaged' by the hairpin was also exposed! !But what responded to him was the blond girl's slightly tilted head, and a blank expression that didn't know what he was talking about.

"Don't pretend you don't know anything!!!"

Yes, under Naruko's meticulous preparation, Sasuke was perfectly dressed in women's clothing. As for the conditions, it was because Sasuke still owed a lot of bills for the one-on-one defeat with Naruko.

Sasuke's anger was completely within Naruko's expectation, at least she had seen the result from Sasuke's temper that was about to explode and the blush on his face.

But are these important?To tell the truth, ever since she experienced the mission of the wave country and met the fake girl boy Bai, she had the idea of ​​dressing Sasuke in women's clothing.

how to say?

The final result was unexpectedly perfect. The second characteristic of Sasuke as a man is not fully developed, and the square hardness of his face is not as prominent as expected. On the contrary, it adds a bit of cold hardness to the current Sasuke .But this kind of coldness, coupled with the red face that Sasuke may be about to blow up to death, perfectly reflects a kind of contrast.

Naruko played with her little hands, and the stars twinkled in her eyes. She didn't hide it at all. It's not in vain that when she went to the clothing store to buy clothes, she even learned makeup from the kind lady boss. Luckily, Ruo Ye had taught her earlier Some, so it was not so rigid to learn, and in the end it took less than a few days to do things by herself, mainly because it took her a lot of time to identify the effects of various cosmetics.

As for the process of makeup, it is actually the same as painting, and I don't find it particularly troublesome. Anyway, I'm not painting for myself, right?

Why didn't she realize that Sasuke was so suitable for women's clothing?Fortunately, Sasuke is only 12 years old now, so if he doesn't look good in the future, isn't that a blood loss?

"" Tsk!Damn it, how do you take it off...! "

Ignoring the girl who was still pretending to be a fool, Sasuke underestimated the sound softly, but under the background of the silence of the room, it completely entered Naruko's ear.

Looking at the cute boy who was worrying about his clothes, Naruko felt like he was going to be turned into a cute boy.

But the reality is always cruel. When Sasuke finally found the unbutton of his clothes, he found that something was put back on his head again.

There was a sudden chill behind his back, and he grabbed the bundle of black on his head in astonishment, and all he saw when he turned his head was the girl's cold expression.

"Sarah, let's go out."

"Are you kidding, you called me out!!! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The big apple that didn't know where came from was thrown into Sasuke's mouth, and the impact on the front teeth also made him stunned, but more surprised and panicked.

Because the cute girl in front of him has already put a pair of clogs that look brand new in front of his eyes!

"Why is it new!!!"

The boy with a burst brain broke off the apple that was stuffed into his mouth with one hand, and fell to the side!The roar almost alarmed all the floors of the apartment, but Naruko didn't look surprised at it. He even tapped his lips with his index finger and stuck out his small tongue.

"Is it delivered by sauce?"

"Who would believe it!!!"

...

The figures of two girls on the bustling street are particularly eye-catching, one is a dangerous species of golden hair in the village, and the other is a tall, cold, straight black girl.

The smooth long hair is not exaggerated when walking, the white body is matched with a delicate lavender collar, the cuffs have simple patterns, and the chest is of course flat!

It is not impossible to say that there is no development now, is it?

The skirt on the lower body is also a gorgeous deep purple, and the length of the skirt is designed so that the height of the skirt can only reach the girl's thighs, and there is still a little distance near the knees.

Years of exercise did not make the 'girl''s calf muscles look particularly developed, and the accidental closing of her eyes, coupled with her fair skin, is even more pleasing to the eye.

It's just that the outline of the knees and bones may appear a little square, but who will notice this if you don't pay attention?

But compared to the cute girl with twin ponytails and jumping around, this long black face is indeed strangely gloomy, as if there are a few traces of coldness in the black eyes that can swallow everything, the light from his eyes The cold feeling reflected can kill the person he is looking at once.

But this kind of sight almost swept away all the people who passed by and watched him...

"Kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you, kill you..."

Compared with the crisp sound of clogs hitting the ground, the obviously underestimated sound of 'Girl' is more able to attract the attention of the people around him, and make the people around him who happen to pass by him feel fear...

"Don't be so nervous? Sasuke, you have to know that you are very cute~"

"Don't call me by my name!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Sasuke himself subconsciously covered his mouth with his hands, and looked at the eyes of the people around him in panic. Seeing Sasuke's panicked appearance made Naruko smile happily.

"What's that called? Zuozi? Assistant? Or Pippi Shrimp?"

"What is the last one!!!"

Sasuke, who realized something, covered his mouth again!He swears that now he can't wait to grab the dying girl beside him, but he doesn't know if he can defeat Naruko now, not to mention that he doesn't dare to do so in the busy street now, if he is not careful, His wig fell off, or something, and his identity was exposed, so would he still have the face to live! !

Sasuke's famous name may be stained!How could he bear it? How could the self-confident Er Zhuzi withstand such a blow! !

The only thing that made him feel lucky was that Naruko's makeup skills were not bad, he didn't even think that this beautiful girl was himself!

That's why he slowed down his pace as much as possible to prevent his identity from being exposed too much!

Now that it is installed, it can only be a little bit like it!

From now on, just pray that you will not be exposed, at least if you don't meet acquaintances, you will be fine!It is better to let him die than to be exposed! !

"Yeah, the barbecue in this store is really delicious, isn't it Shikamaru?"

"Aren't they all the same taste..."

"Eh? Isn't this Naruko? Are you here to eat barbecue too? What a coincidence!"

Sasuke: ...let me die...

Chapter 2 Someone Fading

Holding a pack of yellow-green packaged potato chips in his hand, the round boy blocked the way of the two of them, and his honest smile also showed his joy at this chance encounter.

It's not that Dingji has any thoughts about Naruko, but simply feels a kind of natural happiness when friends meet.

How can I say that Choji's wife is a snack, but now he doesn't have much interest in girls. In his opinion, Naruko is just a good girl with a gentle personality in his eyes.

Of course, in Shikamaru's eyes, it's the complete opposite...

The 'crunch' sound of the potato chips being crushed was extraordinarily crisp, and Choji's naive smile inevitably brought a sense of intimacy to people. Of course, Naruko responded with a smile, and at the same time grabbed someone with his left hand suddenly. Slender arms with pulling power!

Sasuke was going to run away without saying a word, what else could he do? Waiting here to die?But who knows that Naruko had expected it a long time ago, and the grip from his arm also shocked his heart. He wanted to use force in a fit of anger, but in the end he was afraid of pulling Naruko away with him, in case Naruko would not pay attention later. He threw himself on himself, fell to the ground, and exposed something in a matter of minutes.

So suddenly the two entered into an inexplicable stalemate...

"Ala, this is..."

The startled movements of the two quickly attracted Ding Ci's attention. The figure he had never seen in Konoha Village somewhat aroused Ding Ci's curiosity. He subconsciously glanced at this delicate body outline and fell into inexplicable thinking.

Sasuke, who screamed badly, broke out in a cold sweat, but a sudden sharp pain came from the flesh on his wrist, which made him bite his lip. In the end, he was forced to hold his mouth Tears, slowly turned the body around.

"Ah, this one~"

Choji and Shikamaru's eyes have already shifted to Sasuke who turned around, somewhat surprised by the "beautiful girl" who suddenly appeared in front of them, but the reaction of the two is not as great as expected, Ding Naruko was a little disappointed that Shikamaru still had a pair of dead fish eyes.

But disappointment is disappointment, what does this have to do with her plan to make trouble?

With a pleasant smile, she started the introduction:

"This is Sasuke woo!!! woo!!!"

As soon as Naruko took out the word Sasuke, she could only let out an innocent whimper. Sasuke, who was dressed as a woman, realized something was wrong at the first time, so he firmly pressed Naruko's mouth, and it was still up to Naruko what to do. Struggling, there is no intention of letting go!

"Sasuke!???"

But Naruko's move still caught Sasuke by surprise. Choji and Shikamaru had fully heard the pronunciation of the word 'Sasuke', and at the same time turned their gazes to the 'girl' who was desperately blocking Naruko's mouth.