I, Naruko, don't want to be Hokage

"By the way... Naruko, did something happen to you? Come and find me at this time."

"Ah, that's right. That's it..Ji-chan, do you know that there is a shinin named Hatake in Konoha?"

"Huh? Hatake? This..."

"That..." (a certain voice...tired)

Sarutobi frowned slightly, and stroked his beard. He would take Naruko's affairs more seriously, just because in his opinion, Naruko would not ask unimportant questions, and moreover, he loved Naruko. drown.

Hatake, Sarutobi was lost in thought. Konoha had all the regular ninja information including Anbe and Nebu. Not to mention that he remembered all of them, but he would read them to some extent. As for the Hatake that Naruko mentioned, he didn't think he had much impression.

"Hmm..Ji-chan's head is a bit out of control. Why, Naruko, please tell me what that person looks like first. I'll think about it."

"Oh, red hair, black eyes, and.."

"...." (So where's the proctor for the second exam!!!!!!)

A certain ninja gave up resistance..

.....

At this time, Naruko had also walked out of Hokage's office building, looking at the majestic building behind him, Naruko smiled even more.

In order to understand the question raised by Kai Naruko, Sarutobi even went so far as to send someone to go with Naruko to the file room with ninja certification information. Although the personal information of each ninja is basically confidential, there is nothing wrong with just inquiring about such a No. [-] person. OK.

After getting the assistance of the technicians, Naruko also found the character with the name 'Hatake'. Can't she read the other contents, but this is enough.

In fact, compared to getting this answer, what makes her happier is Sarutobi's doting on him, but this bad mood that was originally in a bad mood has improved a lot...

The time spent is not too much, half an hour is worth solving a doubt, then the next thing she has to do is quite simple, just preparing for the Chunin exam is enough.

There is still plenty of time, and now it is no problem to go back to the practice field and practice with the idiot Sasuke.

Naruko, who was thinking like this, had already taken her own steps, until at a certain intersection, a figure that had gradually faded startled her.

"Ha-ha-but... Damn... Chasing so closely... Ang?"

“…”

A simple dark gray and dark green kimono, together with the robes and trousers of the same color, and a striking red vest, both hands and feet, clearly show the light wristbands and net clothes worn by ninjas. A huge scroll needs no further explanation.

His long white hair, which looks sharp and piercing, can seep in. The crimson patterns deliberately painted on the corners of the eyes on the face are even more eye-catching. It is also absolutely impossible to ignore his forehead, which is different from many ninjas——'Oil 'The forehead of the word!

Naruko's petite height looked just right in front of a white-haired middle-aged and elderly man who was leaning on the wall and bowed his waist because of exhaustion at this time. With their gazes intersecting, the two stared even more.

"Yeah, kid.. Where am I.. See you..."

"No! Pervert! Get out!"

The unhesitating quality triple interrupted the rhetoric of this old thing. Naruko raised his leg and walked around this stupid-looking figure. However, Naruko's cold reaction made the middle-aged and elderly people stunned. !

What? ?His majestic Sannin was actually set off by a brat!And pervert? ?

Why did he become perverted? ?Besides, what's wrong with a perverted man!

No, kid, let me tell you!I'm..."

"Go away! My mother told me to be careful of you!"

“…”

"You...Mom????"

"I remember seeing that guy running here!! Everyone, look for it, it should be around here!!!"

"I'll go there, you guys go there!!"

"Peeping and taking pictures, this kind of thing can be done! We must not let him go!!"

The sudden noise made a certain old man shake unconsciously, and he immediately woke up from his original stupefied state, glanced at Naruko at the side, and finally no longer cared about Naruko's indifference:

"Ah!! If you find it, there it is!!" ! ! ! ! !

"Little devil! Later, if someone asks if you saw me! Just say no!"

"why?"

"There are so many whys! And what kind of eyes are you!! Cough cough! What they said was not... not me!! Anyway, please!!"

Under Naruko's eyes looking at rubbish, someone looked flustered for the first time, and finally rushed into the bushes next to him...

"Huh? Why disappeared?? Just now... ah! Little sister, did you see a wretched-looking old man in dark gray and red clothes, with a big scroll on his back! "

"..."

In an instant, countless crowds were surrounded by Naruko, but Naruko just glanced at the shivering shrub beside him, and pointed his finger towards it with certainty!He showed a cute smile to everyone.

"No oh~"

Chapter 11 Am I Like This?

The sky was not dyed by the setting sun, but the light seemed unexpectedly bleak. At this time, on a secluded path without pedestrians, a blond girl was squatting on the ground, supporting her small face with one hand, and holding her face with the other. Holding a twig that I didn't know where to pick it up, I poked it back and forth on an old face that pretended to die.

"Hey~~~ Are you still alive??"

The girl's erratic voice called softly to some white-haired old man who collapsed on the ground like a dead fish...

Not to mention that the clothes that were originally simple but still looked clean had a lot of scratches and dust, just from the dead leaves stuck on someone's head and the few roots left on the ground that had left the place where they were stationed. With white hair, you can know what he went through just now.

The body pulled out slightly, and there was even a trace of saliva flowing from the corner of the mouth.

He heard the girl's call, and the beautiful voice made him a little obsessed, as if he saw heaven, and several beautiful phantoms seemed to appear in front of his eyes...

All the beautiful young ladies with big breasts were approaching him continuously, and finally came to him, their nosebleeds were almost obscene unconsciously..

"Is this... heaven...?"

"No~"

"Then..are you an angel..?"

"Emmm...yes!"

"Fuck!! You are a devil!!!"

Someone who recognized the reality saw the girl's exquisite face and cute smile the moment he opened his eyes, but it didn't appeal to him at all!Because in his opinion, the little girl in front of him is simply a devil in human skin! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Cut! Still alive..."

"What does it mean to be alive!! And what does your disappointed expression mean!!!"

The branch in Naruko's hand was mercilessly blown away by the exploding old man in the next second. Seeing the girl looking at the flying branch with a stupid face, his mind split even more!

"It's all because you and I got all the themes destroyed!!! Even my precious collection!! How do you pay for it!!"

"Hey, what's the matter with me?"

"Would they have found me if you hadn't told them my location!!!?"

"But, didn't I tell them that I didn't see you as you said?"

“…”

Damn, he's so angry!Tears are about to fall!

How desperately I ran away all morning, and finally fell because of such a little girl!

Biting his honest lips helplessly, he picked up a few photos that had been torn into pieces, and tears began to flow down his face!

The resentful eyes turned to a certain direction, giving extreme resentment to the girl who tilted her head slightly and looked puzzled and cute!But when he turned his head again, what he saw was indeed the girl's eyes with the same disgust!

"abnormal!"

"What kind of expression do you have!! I'm not a pervert!!"

Guessing the prejudice in Naruko's mind, the old man immediately put on a pose that he thought was handsome, and the corner of his mouth smiled again.The clogs on the soles of the feet also made a more rhythmic sound!To be reasonable, he is dignified and imposing, no matter how you say there is something in Konoha!How could he be looked down upon by such a brat? ?

"I'm the Miaowashan Toad Immortal from~ come~ yes, sir!!"

"Yes, yes, lecherous fairy."

"Hey, hey! Don't go!!"

For some reason, Zilai also feels tired for some reason, is he so unattractive?He is a fairy!

His eyes became a little dull, and he looked stupidly at the twin ponytails of the girl who kept swaying with the movement of his steps. He wanted to greet Naruko, but he couldn't get up, what should I say?His heart has been greatly traumatized!I need the comfort of the big breasted lady.

"Ah, right! Aren't you still a pervert?"

Unceremonious, turn around and make up the knife, let a certain figure petrify and drift away behind the back...

But who knew that when Naruko was really planning to leave, there was an inexplicable pressure on her shoulders, which just made her stop and continue to move forward. When she looked up in surprise, she saw that Jiraiya was almost about to leave. About to cry face...

Severe nausea filled her mouth!This is an old man!Why are you pretending to be pitiful, what kind of tears are you shedding!nausea!

Naruko decisively bluffed Jiraiya's side face with a palm, so as to keep this thick-skinned face away from her!She was afraid that she would vomit in the next second.

But before she had time to push Jiraiya away, she found that her feet had left the ground at some point, and Jiraiya had abducted her onto her shoulders!

"Put me down!!"

Warnings kept coming, but Jiraiya pretended not to hear them, and wanted to resist, but with all the strength in her small body, how could she be an opponent of Jiraiya...

On a bumpy journey, Naruko has been brought to an empty and uninhabited place by Jiraiya as if kidnapped all the way.But Naruko felt a little uncomfortable because of being held on his shoulders all the way.

Don't mention how many times she has bluffed her fists at Jiraiya's brain, but without exception, Jiraiya took them as a joke to dodge or block them easily, and even used Gale Palm, in exchange for nothing but Ji Lai also made a proud sound of 'tsk tsk'...

Well, of course Naruko didn't hate Jiraiya or anything. After all, anyone who has watched Hokage knows that Jiraiya is lustful.

He will deliberately expose Jiraiya's hiding place to the pursuers, and it is purely revenge for Jiraiya who killed her not long ago, covered in ashes.

The resistance along the way was because she didn't know why Ji Lai also abducted her here!Is it revenge? ?To be reasonable, she didn't remember that Jiraiya was so narrow-minded!

"Well, there is no one here."

Ji Lai also looked around, the mournful Yan Yi on his face had already disappeared, but this made Naruko uneasy.And his question speech aroused Naruko's suspicion even more.

"You...what the hell are you going to do..?"

Naruko hugged herself with both hands, and her body began to keep moving away from this dangerous species..

"Well~ well~ don't you need to be so nervous? Actually, I just want to ask something."

"Are you a pervert trying to molest a girl!?"

"What are you talking about!? Do I look like this!?"

"picture!"

"Then why do you say you peeped at the women's bathhouse!?"

"That's the material! How about the material!! Besides, you little devil doesn't even have (the rough waves)!" Naruko's question made Jiraiya, who had finally calmed down, explode again!Could she possibly fancy a kid with no breasts?In his eyes, his wife is heaven!He even drew two big balls on his chest with his hand, so that Naruko could clearly understand what he was describing!

"Could it be that you will be obscene!! Perverted!!??"

"Hey! How is it possible! What the hell is in your brain!!!"

"Ouch! Stay for a while!"

Jilai, whose brain was exploded, also unceremoniously shuddered!The pain instantly hit all the nerves in Naruko's head, and the sudden attack made her inexplicably shed tears...

To be reasonable, Sarutobi never hit her!You Sarutobi's apprentice, why beat her!

Naruko's aggrieved and dissatisfied expression made Jilai also immediately realize that he seemed to have shot too hard, and finally coughed his throat lightly, and then pretended to be serious.

"Ahem! Then, you can answer me a few questions..."

"Humph!"

"Then let's introduce myself. Let me say it again. I am the Immortal Toad of Miaowa Mountain, and so is Zilai! Then..."

"Humph!"

“…”

Jiraiya: What should I do? This kid owes a lot, but he's not good at doing it...

There was a sigh, and Jilai seemed to have given up on letting Naruko answer. In fact, he didn't need Naruko to say his name, he also guessed Naruko's identity.With blond hair and paired with sky-blue pupils almost like his father's, his instincts had already told him the result.

Although it was a farce-like encounter, he did inexplicably fall into memories...

He regretted that he was not there when the disaster happened in Konoha 12 years ago...