Keqing is my cat

Hearing the threat in Su Mian's words, Ke Qing meowed, and quickly nodded to express her obedience.

【Hahaha, did you hear that, Keqing, Su Mian said that if you are disobedient, she will castrate you. 】

Ning Guangmiao snickered, Ke Qingmiao gave her a hard look, and waved her paw secretly,

【Idiot Su Mian has such a big opinion on me, it's not all your fault, you just wait for me tomorrow meow. 】

【...】Ningguang Meow feels that things are a little bit bad,

[Wait, what are you doing? 】

[The bridge will be completed soon, meow, and I don't need to watch meow at the construction site all the time, so, from tomorrow, I will watch you at home, and you don't even think about going anywhere. 】

【...Are you not afraid of my transformation? 】

【Change meow, I'm sorry you don't dare to tear down the house meow, I've been transforming longer than you, if you change, I'll use my human body to clean up your cat body meow. 】

【you! ...mean! 】

Seeing Ning Guangmiao's distraught look, Ke Qingmiao was very proud,

I was lectured by Ningguang before, although Keqing was briefly confused at that time, but as an iron-headed child who could raise the banner of rebellion against the emperor in Liyue, Keqing's iron-headedness needless to say, will soon recover Come over, and secretly annoyed at what happened last time.

...Looking at this bastard, I clearly just said to see if there is a way to save people first, but this guy came up and said a lot, and buckled himself a lot of big hats, which made me dizzy Seems like... and then listened to her refute to herself from the beginning to the end...

This aroused Ke Qingmiao's resistance, and she, who was originally comfortable on the top of the cabinet, began to launch a counterattack against Ning Guangmiao.

——First of all, relying on the advantage of the cat's body, clean up Ningguang as much as you want!

Not to mention the two cats who were about to fight, Su Mian warned Ke Qing and Ning Guang, telling them to respect this newcomer, and especially mentioned that this cat was originally a human, and its identity was Mond The big shots in the city can casually pay for the operation fee to sterilize two cats a hundred times. Hearing that, Ke Qingmiao and Ningguang Miao fell silent and nodded frantically.

After successfully taming (?) the two cats, Su Mian nodded in satisfaction, and walked into the kitchen with their finished dishes. Soon, there was the sound of running water in the kitchen.

Ke Qingmiao looked at Ning Guangmiao, a dangerous look appeared in her purple pupils,

Ning Guangmiao's whole body was tense, ready to escape at any time, and her eyes wandered to the place where the flower pot was placed - there was only one empty flower pot, and the cactus in it had long been fed to death by Su Mian.

If Keqing broke that flowerpot, Su Mian would be very angry...

As for Little Orange, the moment Ning Guangmiao let go of her, she rushed to the kitchen door, hid in the corner and huddled up, meowing in a low voice, waiting for Su Mian to come out and hug her thigh.

Yulan Meow looked at these cats...maybe it was a strange performance of cat spirits, she shook her head,

stupid animals,

She didn't want to hang out with these cats—especially when the two cats were about to fight.

Yulanya searched around and found the cabinet——it was the highest place in the room.

She glanced at the two cats who were confronting each other, climbed along the cabinet to the top of the cabinet, and lay down in this place away from the disputes of wild animals.

But immediately, Yulaniao found a treasure hidden in a corner,

A beautiful ball of purple wool,

She sneakily glanced left and right, and saw that Su Mian was still in the kitchen, she couldn't hold back the throbbing in her heart, and put her paw on the ball of wool.

Just as she was about to make a move, she heard a sound from the kitchen door. Immediately, the door was pulled open, and Su Mian poked her head out from inside.

All the cats stopped their petty movements immediately, only the little orange, who knew nothing about the heights of the sky and the depths of the earth, happily jumped out from the corner of the wall, circling around Su Mian's legs,

Su Mian looked down at the little orange, and moved forward cautiously, for fear of stepping on the little thing,

She walked to the table, and with her wet hands, picked up Ke Qingmiao on the table, and Ke Qingmiao's face? ? ?In the lesson:

"Xiao Mi, how many times have I told you that you always lose your hair, why do you always like to run on the table?"

"Do you know, it's very troublesome for me to clean the cat hair on the table once? Can't you save me some snacks?"

"It's either a table or a cabinet all day long. Why do you like high places so much? I don't know there is a saying that only fools and smoke like high places?"

Yurami, who was staying on the top of the cabinet: "..."

Su Mian glanced at it, and immediately realized that she had accidentally injured herself, so she coughed.

"Hey, I didn't mention you, Yula, the top of the cabinet is pretty good, you can stay as long as you like, people go to high places, water flows to low places."

She fooled a few words in embarrassment, then continued to teach Ke Qingmiao who was being carried, and said earnestly:

"Xiao Mi, you have also become a fine kitty. I don't ask you to transform into a laundry and cook for me to repay my favor. But, can you be more mature?"

After the lesson, Su Mian patted Ke Qingmiao's head, making her head full of water, then turned around and walked back to the kitchen, continuing to wash the dishes.

'Snapped',

the kitchen door closes,

This sound seemed to activate a switch in the cat's body. At the moment it sounded, Ke Qingmiao shook the water on her head, and then rushed out with a whoosh, skipping over the tense Ningguangmiao, and turned into a cat. Make a black and white phantom, leaving only the streamer of snow-white claws,

Cengcengcengceng, climbed to the top of the cabinet,

Yuuramiao looked at Keqingmiao in a daze,

Ke Qingmiao's eyes are burning,

Suddenly, a claw stretched out, unexpectedly, and hit Yulaniao on the head,

Immediately, under Yulan's unbelievable and dazed sight, he snatched the ball of purple wool under her claws, jumped out of the cabinet with his mouth in his mouth, and hid it in a nearby drawer.

——And Yulanya, who was beaten, has only now reacted slowly from this shocking reality,

She, the guerrilla captain of Mond City, the top powerhouse of the Laurent family, the famous Spray Knight,

—was beaten by a cat?

Chapter 99

"so,"

Under the sun, Su Mian complained,

"Why is the title 'Spray Rider'?"

"Obviously Yura is the God's Eye of Ice attribute, isn't she? To have such a misleading nickname is simply more despicable than a certain sword master who shouted 'The times have changed'!"

"That's because I use a bone whistle that sounds like sea waves to drive away Qiuqiu people, so I was called this nickname..." Yulan Meow lay on Su Mian's shoulders, showing weakly in front of her. Water stains,

'Of course, this is also driven by some caring people... But there is no need to mention these, they are all trashy things of some old nobles, anyway, I remember their enmity. '

Su Mian looked at Yula's condensed water, and asked from the bottom of her heart:

"Why are you the God's Eye of ice attribute, but you can control water?"

"Of course it's because ice and water don't separate families," the brown-haired girl wearing a big universe hat pried open the coconut, then jumped in front of Su Mian with her hands behind her back and a smile on her face.

"After all, without water, the ice attribute god's eye is just a simple cold air. It's okay to deal with elemental creatures, but it can't do damage to creatures with strong bodies, right?"

"The first step for all holders of the ice-attribute God's Eye is to learn to control water and condense the water they need from the atmosphere... Ah Mian, if you see a person carrying a big water bottle, then he It must be the holder of the Ice God Eye who has not cultivated well, and can only rely on the method of splashing water to condense into ice."

’ What the lady said was, ‘Although Yulanyan is still not energetic, she still agrees with Walnut’s words,

"The divine eyes of the ice attribute can learn a little bit of the extraordinary method of the water attribute. Because the attributes of water and ice are similar, it is easier for us to learn than others in the process of practice, so it is not difficult to learn." '

'At least at the beginning, it took me about half a year to learn the elementary water control technique. '

Speaking of this, Yulanya looks a little proud, it seems that this is a very remarkable achievement.

Kurumi noticed the condensed words of Yulan Meow, and said curiously:

"Spells? Isn't that the name of Mond City? Could it be said that the teacher of Yulan Meow who learned the method of water control is Liyue people?"

'That's right. Yula Meow nodded, "But due to my teacher's personal situation... so I can't say his name, but the teacher's granddaughter is a scout knight in Mond City. If you go to Mond, she will see You will be delighted to arrive. '

'By the way, she also happens to be the Fire God's Eye, which is the same attribute as Miss Walnut. '

"Hiss... Looking at it this way, I suddenly realized that Miss Walnut and Amber's hair color also seems to be... a rare brown." '

Su Mian: "."

Well, in this world of colorful hair, brown hair and black hair are indeed quite rare.

"Is her name Amber?" Hu Tao touched her chin, frowning and thinking, "God's eyes of fire attribute, brown hair, um...you can't tell much from the name alone."

"Amian," Hu Tao turned to look at Su Mian, and said energetically, "I have a bold idea."

"...Don't think about it," Su Mian said blankly,

"No need to think about it anyway, you must be planning to go to Mond and see that scout knight named 'Amber'?"

"Amian, we really have the same heart!" Hu Tao exclaimed in surprise, "Before I said anything, Amian knew what I was going to do."

Su Mian: "—_—"

"...Let me tell you first, no matter what, I don't intend to go to Mond," Su Mian said firmly,

She had read the fairy cultivation booklet given by Zhong Li, and she knew how messy Mengde's place is now.

...Bandits are rampant, fools are rampant, even the slimes who have been reduced to "harmless little animals" in Liyue can cause waves in Mond,

Coupled with the strange group composed of Qiuqiu people, the Abyss Cult...

Moreover, Su Mian has played Yuanshen for a while, so she knows that one of the two protagonists, Kong...is still Ying, but he is in the Abyss Cult.

Since ancient times, where there is a protagonist, there will be no peace,

So, Su Mian is determined not to go to Mond.

How good is Liyue, stable and peaceful, surrounded by the most responsible Rock King Dijun among the seven gods, basically not afraid of any troubles,

Although Ke Qing didn't like the old mother's way of doing things like Emperor Yan, who took care of everything, Su Mian felt very comfortable.

——is an excellent city to lie flat on.

I just don’t know if this Rock King Dijun is a man or a woman. It would be nice if it was a woman, preferably a white-haired loli.

At that time, I can openly ask Loli Fu to take care of me, and shout out that sentence,

Rich woman, I don't want to work hard anymore!

...Living Rock King Dijun does it, she comes to touch the fish, what a beautiful day it is.

Therefore, Su Mian is determined not to go to Mond to ask for trouble.

Ghosts want to embark on a magnificent adventure with the protagonist!

Father, lie down!

Seeing that Su Mian's attitude was so firm, Hu Tao heaved a few sighs, and then happily talked about other topics, and introduced to Su Mian—the Winter Kingdom that she bought with the help of acquaintances. coconut.

"Isn't the Winter Kingdom a place of bitter cold... Where did the tropical plants come from..."

"It is precisely because of this that it is so precious," Hu Tao said seriously, "I heard from that smiling blue hair that these coconuts are cultivated using elemental ores. If I hadn't been introduced by his old friend , when ordinary people come to visit, he will definitely not show such treasures."

"..."

Su Mian is silent,

She felt that Hu Tao had been fooled, but seeing her indifferent appearance, it is estimated that these coconuts are not that expensive, so Su Mian simply didn't bother to remind her about it. Get up, go and set fire to someone else's shop.

Judging from Hu Tao's usual bold behavior, she is very likely to do this. After all, Hall Master Hu has a small mind and never tolerates revenge overnight.

When the two were discussing the method of making coconut milk, Yulamiao was also thinking on Su Mian's shoulder,

Thinking about how to lure Su Mian to Mond,

Yesterday she discussed with Yan Fei for a long time, and finally Yan Fei gave her an idea,

To safely transform back into a human body, the best way is to ask Su Mian to take her back.

As long as Su Mian is willing to follow, Yula can definitely accomplish her goal.

As for why this was successful, Yan Fei didn't say anything, but only vaguely said that this is Liyue Immortal's secret, so Yula should not inquire about it.

In short, just take Su Mian there, don't even worry about her safety, it doesn't matter if she gets hurt a little,

When she said this, Yan Fei's tone was firm, as if she had confirmed that those enemies who could hurt her would end up in the Hall of Rebirth.

Yula had no choice but to believe the words of Liyue barrister, trying her best to trick Su Mian into Mond.

...But now it seems that the effect is not very good, Su Mian seems to be extremely resistant to leaving Liyue.

Just when Yulan Meow was in distress, a burst of cheerful tunes came from a distance,

A neutral boy in a green bard costume plucks the strings, coming slowly from a distance,