I am the celebration monster of Academy City

Tsuchimikado Motoharu seemed to hold his breath slightly.

"Coach, I want to learn English!!"

"I can fuck you!"

Tsuchimikado Motoharu couldn't hold back, and raised his hand to cap Kamijou Touma.Unprepared Kamijou Touma almost fell into the mud.

Tsuchimikado Motoharu thought Kamijou Touma was going to start learning magic.This is the end result?

"I'm serious!!"

Kamijou Touma hastily pulled out his phone from his pocket.

"Look, I've even downloaded the software for learning English, and now I'm finishing the third level of the daily conversation. Damn, English is really too difficult, but I can't do it without mastering some languages ​​other than Japanese, and the Roman Orthodox Church, It’s impossible for the guys at God’s Right Seat to communicate in Japanese all the time. If the wind in the front can’t speak Japanese, wouldn’t I not even know what she said at that time!!”

To a certain extent, what Kamijou Touma said does make sense.

But I don't know why, it seems so inappropriate to say it here.And it's a bit harmonious.

Tsuchimikado Motoharu looked at Kamijou Touma, and for a moment didn't know what to say.

In the end, it was Yuu Kanizumi who stretched out his hand and pressed Kamijou Touma's phone.

"Touma, I think it's better for you to give up learning English."

"Why? Ayou, do you think I'm the kind of person who gives up halfway!!"

"yes……"

"Damn it, you blurted it out without any hesitation?"

"The secondary reason is based on what happened to you. How much time you have to learn English in the future is a problem. The main reason is that if you are targeting Kamijou Touma, you should have done a minimum of Kamijou Touma. The investigation should also find out Kamijou Touma's English scores."

Kamijou Touma's face changed suddenly, he slowly stretched out his two hands towards Kanizumi Yu's neck, as if he was going to decide whether to strangle the bastard according to the situation.

As if he didn't see Kamijou Touma's threat, Kanizumi continued in a slightly cheerful tone.

"So, anyone who knows Kamijou Touma's existence probably knows that it is impossible to communicate with Kamijou Touma in a language other than Japanese.

Even swearing and harsh words have to be done in Japanese.If you don't, there's no value in talking about it.Well, I mean the ones that show off their hilarity. "

On one side, Tsuchimikado Motoharu covered his face in despair.He wanted to refute Gan Quanyou's statement, because Gan Quanyou's statement always felt a bit weird.But after thinking about it, he was a little desperate to find that Gan Quanyou's words seemed to be true, huh!

Kamijou Touma also stared blankly at Kanizumi Yu.His worldview seems to have been refreshed.

"So, don't worry about Touma. Even if you only know Japanese, you can conquer the world with this hand. At least your enemies can't speak English, Russian, or Italian to make things difficult for you."

Raising his hand, he slapped Kamijou Touma's hand aside, and Gan Quanyu patted Kamijou Touma's shoulder encouragingly.

"But you have to work hard and I don't object. It's always a good thing to be self-motivated."

Saying that, Gan Quanyou got up, patted the dust-free buttocks casually, and walked towards the exit of the underground street instead of going back to the hot pot restaurant.

"Ayou, are you leaving?"

Kamijou Touma, who didn't know the truth, called out to Yuu Kanizumi.

"If Teacher Xiaomeng doesn't find out, it's fine. If he finds out, he will say that I left beforehand."

Without looking back, Gan Quanyou just waved his hand casually in response.

Chapter 10 Yeah. It's a shit

On the streets of Academy City at night, there were fewer passers-by than expected, and Gan Quanyou didn't see many people wandering outside along the way.

On the one hand, this is probably due to the follow-up impact of the front wind attack a few days ago, and on the other hand, it may also be due to the recent rumors of war. Compared with the open outside world, people tend to be closer to places that give people a sense of security. indoor.That's why places like large shopping malls or underground shopping malls are full of people.

Last but not least, there are slightly more guards than usual.Along the way, Gan Quanyou saw more guards than passers-by.

It can be seen that the rumor that teachers are gradually being transferred from teacher positions to security guard positions is not false.

But having said that, they didn't go to the place of control, and the security guards were just patrolling the streets in a normal way.If you start restricting travel at this time, there will be problems.

According to the mail route sent by Tsuchimikado Motoharu, Gan Quanyou walked slowly along the route.Not even looking for it deliberately.

He believes that if it's that woman... She shouldn't be able to do things like hiding in the dark and acting quietly.

Yuu Kanizumi still knew about the recycling movement, and he didn't forget about Misaka Misuzu either! !This time I really didn't forget it! !

Gan Quanyou originally planned to wait until the hot pot dinner was over before coming over to take a look.

Speaking of Misaka Misuzu, she is really a strange woman, and it is really rare that she can contact the three protagonists back and forth in one night.

But now, first of all, Accelerator has not been thrown into Anbu because of debts, and there is no need to clean up SkillOut and "work overtime", so it is impossible to meet Misaka Misuzu at this point.Hamazura Shiage has already become an undercover agent, let alone being sent to kill Misaka Misuzu.

Therefore, the only one who can meet Misaka Misuzu is Kamijou Touma on his way home from the hot pot dinner.

On the other hand, leaving aside Accelerator, there is no useful tool—SkillOut—

To carry out the killing mission, if you want to erase Misaka Misuzu, you will definitely send other action teams, Gan Quanyou is a little concerned about who will take over this mission.

However, now that Tsuchimikado Motoharu had already talked to him first, Gan Quanyou didn't have the idea of ​​waiting for the hot pot to finish before trying his luck.He might as well just leave the underground mall and come up to find Misaka Misuzu.

Gan Quanyou's luck is not too bad, or Misaka Misuzu is really a messy woman...

When Yu Ganquan found Misaka Misuzu, he could see the woman swaying left and right on the deserted street from a distance, which made people worry that she might fall down.

Then she fell like that, flat on the ground without stepping on pebbles or knocking anything.

When Gan Quanyou approached her, he smelled a pungent smell of alcohol...

Gan Quanyou couldn't understand what this woman Misaka Misuzu was thinking. Whether she was going to the university to check information, or as a parent representative of the recycling movement to reclaim Misaka Mikoto, there was no rule that she had to get drunk.The current her is completely opposite to the impression she gave people during the Daha Star Festival.

"Wow, wow - it's so uncomfortable..."

He didn't want to get up at all, and after falling to the ground, he lay down as if he used the dirty ground as a bed.

Her eyes were closed under her shoulder-length brown hair. If it wasn't for the fact that her body was still moving around and making unexplained murmurs at the same time, she might have thought she was asleep.

Although her neat facial lines are very similar to a certain superpower user, she is a bit more mature than that superpower person.

This does not just refer to the face, but also to taste, dress, figure, figure, and figure.

Although he was wearing a simple and plain shirt and black slim trousers at first glance, but if he did some research on fashion, he knew that it was not a cheap brand.

The simple and plain clothes on her body highlighted her good figure, especially the useless fat on her chest that would make some little girls cry with envy.

As she just lay there, she exuded an aura that tempted others to pick up the corpse.

Gan Quanyou stopped at a position two steps away from her, and felt that he seemed to have stepped on something. He looked down and found that it was a small bag that contained nothing but a wallet.

"Tsk..."

Gan Quanyou clicked his tongue slightly in displeasure.

He has no problem with making such a special trip.But he was very upset about this woman who was not a good type, and he was very upset when she was drunk and lying on the street, and even wanted to pick her up and give her a good lesson, so that she would know what it means to be dangerous in society.

Gan Quanyou believes that even if a certain superpower appears here and sees what he is doing, he probably won't have any opinions.

However, even though he thought so, it was impossible for Gan Quanyou to really do that.

Because it is not a stranger.Of course, even if it was really a stranger, Gan Quanyou would pick up the corpse and bring him home after giving him a lesson.

Of course, it's not about doing restricted-level things.Gan Quanyou is not very interested in drunkards, regardless of the attributes of the other party.

Bending down to pick up the small bag under his feet, he took another step forward, standing one step away from Misaka Misuzu and looking down at her, with a voice of impatience coming out of his throat.

"Hey! What are you doing here!"

It can be said that you are very polite.However, the effect is also very obvious, Misaka Misuzu, who seems to be planning to fall asleep here, frowned in pain, murmured some unknown words in her mouth, and reluctantly opened it with a very hard-working appearance. Eye.His lifeless eyes stared blankly at Gan Quanyou who bowed his head.

But only for a moment, Misaka Misuzu's eyes suddenly widened.

She didn't recognize Ganquanyu, but looked at Ganquanyu from her angle. Because Ganquanyou's back was facing the street lamp, Misaka Misuzu could only see Ganquanyu's body outline and part of his expression, but only Just that is enough.

What attacked Misaka Misuzu was an almost physical sense of oppression, like being glared at by some huge beast at a very close range.It was an instinct to fear that he would be eaten.

With a cry, Misaka Misuzu sat up on the ground, trembling while hugging her body, and said as if she was terrified.

"Okay... so scary. Why did I see a scary person when I opened my eyes."

Gan Quanyou's face darkened even more.

The indistinct terrifying deterrence seems to be a little clearer.Misaka Misuzu's body trembled even more.

"So I said, what the hell do you want to do? Get drunk and lie down on the street to sleep? Stop joking, idiot!! Go home and sleep for me!!"

"I know... I know, I won't dare next time, woohoo."

Whimpering like a cub.But suddenly, Misaka Misuzu was Kazaki.

"Wait, why does it feel like I heard this voice somewhere?"

The fear just now seemed to disappear without a trace in an instant, Misaka Misuzu narrowed her eyes and moved towards Ganizumu's face, trying to see Ganizumu's face clearly.

Then--

"Yeah. It's a smash!"

The fear completely disappeared, Misaka Misuzu stretched out her hand and hugged Yu Kanizumi in surprise.

Chapter 11 Meiling Sauce's Big Victory

Misaka Misuzu's movements looked wobbly, but in fact her strength was surprisingly great. If it wasn't for Ganizumi Yu's lower body and Misaka Misuzu's pounce, there would be two people who fell down.

But even so, even though Yu Kanizumi subconsciously took a step back when Misaka Misuzu rushed forward, he still didn't completely avoid Misaka Misuzu, and was hugged by Misaka Misuzu just like that, and the two bodies were tight Paste together.

"I'm so lucky, I just came to Academy City and saw my son hehe. Xiaoyou, I'm here to pick you and Xiaoqinqin home hehehe."

The consciousness was still not very clear, and Misaka Misuzu, who was holding Yu Kanizumi, did not see Yu Kanizumi's completely dark face, but babbled to herself.

However, after hearing Misaka Misuzu's words, Kanizumi Yu's darkened face looked a little better.

Because...Misaka Misuzu said that she was not only here to pick up Misaka Mikoto, but also that she was going to leave Academy City with Kanizumiyu...

Because she was so drunk that she was unconscious now, so it was impossible for her to tell lies or show off.The son who was clearly recognized as a joke, but in the end, is he actually serious in his heart?

Not to mention the parents before time travel.Compared to the "parents" in this world who abandoned him in Academy City after paying a school selection fee, Misaka Misuzu...

With a helpless sigh, he temporarily put aside the thought of tearing Misaka Misuzu from his body, and Kanizumi Yu stretched out his hands to pinch Misaka Misuzu's face a little annoyed.

"So, how on earth did you drink like this!!"

"Whoa whoa whoa-"

Misaka Misuzu who had her face pinched by Yuu Kanizumi let out a strange cry.

But don't tell me, Misaka Misuzu not only looks like a college student, but her skin is also very well maintained. At least Yu Kanizumi can clearly feel the Q-spring from her fingers when she pinches it.

"Don't pinch Mommy's face..."

Because his face was pulled, his voice became strange.Fortunately, it is still audible.

Misaka Misuzu pushed away Kanizumi Yu's hand, covering her face with distress.

She seemed to be keeping her face as if it was something precious.There is a kind of feeling that I don't want to let others touch the fine model that I have made with great difficulty.

Gan Quanyou couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

"Now you know how distressed you are? If I hadn't seen it, your face would have been rubbed against the ground."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Feeling like being coquettish and embarrassed, Misaka Misuzu buried her face in Kanizumi's chest and rubbed back and forth, not daring to look at Kanizumi.

Gan Quanyou now only hoped that Misaka Misuzu painted light makeup, so that there might be less makeup on his clothes.

Huh, Misaka Misuzu suddenly raised her head and stared at Kanizumi Yu's face, looking at Kanizumi Yu seriously.Seeing Gan Quanyou was a little strange.

"What do you want?"

"I found something."

"what?"

"You haven't called me mom until now."

"what??"

"That's it, that's it, you've been calling me names and not respecting me at all. You haven't called me mommy at all."

Stretching out her hand indiscriminately, this time it was Misaka Misuzu who started rubbing Yuu Kanizumi's face, and she shouted excitedly while rubbing.

"Call me mom, Meiling, I am already Xiaoyou's mother, so Xiaoyou has to call me mom like Xiaoqinqin. Hurry up and call me mom, hurry up and call me mom."