"Oh." Qilin waved her hand, "Isn't it because there are too few trustworthy and usable people around you? Leader, you have to understand that those who are capable work harder."

"Don't always complain that you do too many things. There is always only one reason for your lack of skills, and that is your lack of ability." Qilin took out the poisonous chicken soup commonly used in the workplace.

"Think about it, if you can do half an hour's work in 10 minutes, will you have more time?"

summit:"……"

"Look, I have arranged so many things for you precisely because you are the person I value the most." Qilin patted the leader on the shoulder, "Look at Fei Yuwan again."

At this time, the fox was browsing the small X website, his face was flushed, his breathing was heavy, and he looked hopeless.

"See, she is useless like her. You have to learn on the job and constantly improve yourself."

"I see, mother-in-law."

She doesn't know what kind of intelligence she wants to be, but she knows that she doesn't want to be like Higokumaru.

Afterwards, Qilin browsed the things uploaded by other people.

Ninety-nine percent of them are rubbish!

For example, it was found that the theory of relativity is false, but there is no evidence, and the theory of grand unification was developed from Taoism... The most outrageous thing is that boiled eggs regenerate and hatch chickens...

This world is too outrageous.

But fortunately, there is a leader checking in, and Qilin is not worried that these anti-intellectual things will be mixed into the anti-entropy database.

No wonder she's been complaining to herself about too much work lately...

September [-]st.

Today is the official opening day of St. Freya College.

Speaking of the dean, I believe the first impression in everyone's mind is a fake loli old woman with white hair and childlike face...

Well, let's be serious, when it comes to the dean, the first impression in everyone's mind should be an old man with white beard and white hair.

So Qilin pinched such an old man out!

First of all, according to the appearance of the first green man Otto, make a disgusting and handsome blond man with yellow hair, and then use the ability of the Herrscher of Death to make this body become skin folds in a few breaths, and even have age spots old man.

She is Otto's number one black fan.

Using the same third-person perspective as controlling the characters in the game (she didn't want to transfer her consciousness into this old body), Qilin controlled this "Grandpa Otto" onto the huge stage built in the center of the stadium.

Why not the auditorium, but directly in the stadium like a star concert?

Because there are too many people in the school!

Although only students are required to participate in this opening ceremony, many faculty members and their families are unwilling to be lonely and want to join in the fun.

This is the first school opening ceremony after the school was founded, and most people like to join in the fun.

"I am Otto Apocalypse, the leader of the Apocalypse family." The old man walked onto the stage and cleared his throat, "Today is the opening day of St. Freya College. Here is my simple Say a few words."

The most commonly used line before the leaders speak is "Let me say a few words below".

One sentence and half an hour...

In the past, Qilin sat under the stage and listened to the speeches of various leaders. She only felt that it was a waste of time. She just wanted to play with her mobile phone or end it quickly.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he still lived a life that he hated.

Still, using the nastiest people to do the nastiest things...

This feeling is really cool!

"Until now, seeing you in the audience, I realized that the era of belonging to the family is over." He sighed.

Because there are more girls than men among superpowers, there are more girls than boys in the academy.

This kind of old man speaks on stage, but no one likes to listen to it, so a group of Yingying and Yanyan in the underground just chirp like this.

"This is a brand new era!" Qilin, or the fake Otto, suddenly raised the volume.

"The future belongs to the academy, and even more so to you!"

He took a deep breath and was about to start chanting the Bible:

"Those who keep saying that "one generation is not as good as one generation" should look at you."

Come, come, let the singing begin!

"Like me, I look at you with relief and envy."

Yes, Qilin's speech was re-created using a well-known "The Back Wave" combined with the reality of St. Freya College.

It can be said that it is full of "positive energy", and the listeners seem to be covered with positive characters.

"Our guardian family has accumulated thousands of years of wealth with humans—"

"These are all knowledge, wit, weapon skill and art."

"It's like a gift specially prepared for you."

Not just the students in the audience.

Many netizens also watched the opening ceremony of this popular college in the live broadcast.

"This is a golden age! You live in such a beautiful age, with prosperous technology, rich culture, and prosperous cities!"

"But the collapse still came."

In this paragraph, what Qi Lin said was that her expression remained unchanged and her heart skipped a beat, as if it had nothing to do with her at all.

Sure enough, after working as a Herrscher for a long time, his skin gradually thickened—the kind that can resist the solar wind.

"It is the enemy of civilization, it is a natural disaster that destroys everything, and it is a trial that mankind must face!"

"It's called Honkai, and it's a phenomenon that causes everything that exists to collapse. Are you willing to let Honkai destroy everything?"

False Otto waved his hand violently.

"My answer is 'no'!"

"But not everyone has the right to say that, because ordinary people are too powerless in the face of the Honkai tide." His tone suddenly changed.

"That's why we, the guardian family, established the academy, determined to spread power and technology, so that everyone has the ability to fight against the collapse."

"Yes, you have the rights we once dreamed of—"

"The right to choose."

"The power you can control is the right to change the trajectory of your life."

To be honest, the speech "The Back Wave" itself felt a bit too forceful.

Coupled with the exaggerated expression of the fake Otto, it feels like this old man is about to die violently on the stage at any time... It's not so embarrassing to fight poison like this.

"You are fortunate to have encountered such an era."

"But the times are even more fortunate to meet you like this!"

Maybe this is the negative and the positive?

"I look at you with admiration."

"Salute to your enlightenment!"

"There is no doubt! You 2326 students who chose to join St. Freya are the most respectable 2326 people of the same age in the whole world!"

"In the future, you will use your power. Change thousands of tragedies in this world!"

……

……

PS: Don’t mention copying the words of the speech hahaha, the extra 400 words are free~

Chapter 110 Nine Snake Demon, I Want You to Help Me Cultivate!

"..."

False Otto continued singing.

"Those who complain that 'one generation is not as good as one generation'."

"Should see you guys!"

"Just like I—"

"I look at you with gratitude..."

"Because of you, the world will prefer anti-entropy!"

Originally, Qilin was going to make a full version, but she made herself sick as she talked.

Maybe it's because she's not the target audience... so she fast-forwards a long section and skips directly to the end of GKD.

"We don't have to live as we imagined!"

"The imagination of our generation is not enough to imagine the excitement of the future world."

……

Du Yue and Yu Xiaqing were sitting under the stage.

These two little girls who had a close relationship with Qilin, even said to have fought together in the forged Xuanyuan ruins, were personnel sent by the Special Affairs Bureau to study.

"Ah... so embarrassing." Xiaoqing stretched her waist, grinning and complaining.

"I think it's okay..." Du Heyue responded to Xiaoqing. Compared with the long and stinking speeches of those principals, this kind of chicken soup speech is really good.

At least it won't waste everyone's time!

"If you still need our blessing, then..."

False Otto raised his head suddenly, making people afraid that the old man's head would suddenly roll off the stage in the next moment.

"Let's surge! Back waves!"

"We are in the same rushing river!"

"Crack, crack, crack, crack, crack, crack..."

The applause sounded, no matter what, after the dean's speech was over, the form could never be forgotten.

(Don't ask me why I separated, because the hedgehog cat girl is too sensitive)

The boring opening ceremony was over, and Yu Xiaqing returned to the dormitory with her teammate and roommate Du Yuehe.

different from normal colleges.

The dormitory allocation at St. Freya's side is very free - as long as you have experience points, you can occupy ten villas by yourself.

Because the experience value of anti-entropy can be exchanged for wealth, the purchase of anti-entropy products or the authorization to rent equipment can already be used as a currency, or a general equivalent!

Then why bother to come up with multiple systems... How good it would be to combine the expenses in the academy into experience points!

Through the partnership between the Special Affairs Bureau and Anti-Entropy Technology, Yu Xiaqing and another teammate of hers obtained the right to use this two-person bedroom.

The two of them came with tasks, and they couldn't be as leisurely as other students.

"Ahhh!"

Looking at his full schedule, Yu Xiaqing hugged his shark pillow and began to roll on the bed.

"Hey..." The girl who was playing with her mobile phone sighed, "It's okay for you to major in combat, just fight every day. It's troublesome for me to major in Honkai and Mechanics. There are so many professional courses to learn!"

"It would be fine if it was just playing." Yu Xiaqing rolled her eyelids, "Do you know what the first class will be tomorrow?"

"What?" The ordinary girl was also aroused in doubt.

"It turned out to be a medical examination followed by a drug injection!" Yu Xiaqing patted the bed, "I heard that it is the United States... No, it should be called the Chimera drug from the North Alliance."

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

"I heard it won't mutate." Xiaoqing's teammate said.

"This potion itself is something made by the Kaslana family who are good at biotechnology. It was originally planned to be promoted to strengthen the physique and resistance of all human beings."

"It's just that the World Snake snatched the results, and then made some crazy modifications, ignoring the side effects at all, just to let the user gain powerful power in a short time..."

It seems that Qilin's story really bluffed everyone, even the two girls from the Secret Affairs Bureau believed these things on behalf of the officials.

"But that's a virus!" Yu Xiaqing raised her neck, "Biochemical viruses, ordinary people will shy away when they hear about them, right?! There are also body modification and so on, they feel so evil."

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