Live Naruto!Let's start with Naruto breaking up!

"Sasuke!?"

Naruto blurted out in an instant, "Why are you in the village?!"

At this moment, Sasuke, the 'Konoha tide man', walked over slowly, with his hands in his pockets.

There is also a necklace hanging around the neck, "Is it strange that I stay in my own village?"

"No, that's not what I meant... Naruto was speechless and didn't know how to explain for a while.

Although I know this is not the original world, but Sasuke has appeared, can you not be surprised.

"Why do you look like a ghost? Sakura, your face is numb."

Sasuke looked at the two of them, lowered his head and said helplessly.

"Food numb???!!"

It was this sentence that completely stunned Naruto.

Because his name is also derived from the Naruto volume in ramen, this is not Naruto from Jiraiya, but from a certain author!

And Naruto hates dried bamboo shoots the most, and dried bamboo shoots happen to have the same pronunciation as noodles.

This is all right, Naruto was stunned.

i fucking...

[Naruto Uzumaki: ...I even changed my name? 】

[Uchiha Sasuke: ...My clothes are so ugly. 】

[Nara Shikamaru: You two shut up!Watch the video well! 】

[Naruto Uzumaki: ...Aren't you not watching? 】

[Nara Shikamaru:! ! !I did not see! 】

【Ding!Except for the human face, the following pictures are all mosaiced! 】

[Uzumaki Naruto:? ? ?What is a mosaic? 】

【Sasuke Uchiha:...】

Video screen:

"Although these injuries are caused by myself, they really hurt!"

Tiantian's voice sounded, and the ninja world was a little confused.

In the next scene, the faces of countless people instantly looked like red-hot iron pots!

bath! ? !

Although the system has mosaiced everything!

But this...

In this scene, even if there is only one human face left, it is still a bit uncontrollable!

【Ding! ...I always feel sorry for this group of girls, and I hereby compensate 88 gold coins for the women in this video!Punishment for watching the video and tempting the old woman criticizes impotence! 】

【Ding!The time of impotence is random, the lowest is 7 days, the highest is permanent! 】

[All Ninja World:! ! !Fuck! 】

[Uzumaki Naruto: ...Good job! 】

[Tian Tian: A group of LSPs! 】

[Yamanaka Ino: It's a ninja world LSP! 】

The system complained silently, hahahaha, finally found a chance!

Sarutobi Asma! ! !

Give it to grandpa! ! !

Ha ha ha ha! ! !

Sarutobi Asma has been with Kurenai Yuhi all the time, but they will also watch the live broadcast together.

But this time was different, a prompt popped up in front of him.

【You have been forced to become impotent by the system for 10 years! 】

Asma is confused...

What the fuck?

I just made real progress with Hong!

From the beginning of 'I'll just hug you and do nothing' to the present 'I'll just sleep next to you and do nothing! '

I have used it for ten years! ! !

Ten years! ! !

you fucking...

Of course, this is also calculated by the system!

The current Naruto is only 13 years old, and there are still more than 4 years before the Ninja World War!

Three years to Asma's death!

So...

Um? !Wait, I seem to be banned for a long time? !

...

Forget it, forget it!

【Ding!Rewards and punishments are decentralized. 】

Video screen:

"Xiao Tiantian, don't use ninja tools~ How dangerous~"

Yamanaka Ino is still gentle and cute!

As a ninja, you actually feel that ninja tools are... dangerous?

Sakura was also in the bathhouse, looking at Hinata in front of her, lost in thought.

We don't know if she has low self-esteem.

"Hmph, you're still an airport!" Hinata looked at Sakura for a long time, then suddenly said.

"Fly..." Even if it is true.

Sakura was also a little angry, and quickly covered herself, "What did you say..."

"Mianma is my man! Don't forget! The airport!"

Sakura blushed and submerged her upper body into the water, feeling very upset with Hinata...

But she reacted immediately!

How could I feel bad for Hinata...it's not right!This is very wrong!

And the men's bath on the other side.

【Ding!In view of the male biology, there is no coding, and women avoid it by themselves, and those who want to see the size of their future husband do not need to avoid it. 】

【Ding!Of course, this system is not that kind of person, try not to expose you! 】

On the paused screen, there are Neji, Choji, Shikamaru, Kiba...

wait man!

[Uzumaki Naruto:? ! 】

[All Ninja World:? ? ?This is too exciting! 】

[Akimichi Choji: It is strongly required to code! 】

【Ding!Turn you into women, then live broadcast, and then give you 80 gold coins, and then give you codes, how about it? 】

[Everyone in the bath: Get lost! ! ! 】

【Ding!Cut, can't afford it, you little trash. 】

Video screen:

A bunch of white and colorful people can be seen in front of the Ninja Interface.

Naruto looked at the crowd at the side, "It turned out that the thick eyebrows didn't come."

Shino suddenly untied the towel wrapped around her body!

Fortunately, there was no exposure at the moment of sitting down.

"I'm used to it, who made him a cultivator? I hate bugs the most!"

Speaking of this, Naruto silently glanced at Shino...

Then his mouth pouted... Then he said something that broke Zenin and Shino.

"Your heart and there are small."

Zhi Nao didn't speak, just looked at himself silently, then put his legs together to divert his attention.

"The face is numb, look! Cat ears!" The teeth on the side were washing their hair, and then made a foam that looked like cat ears...

He even imitated a cat scratching his ears and meowed a few times.

Naruto was stunned..."Really?"

"What, what a ruthlessness!"

"Then...for a lion!"

Naruto was embarrassed, "If I have to say it, I still want to hear you bark like a dog."

Chapter 337 Rock Lee's Two-Stage Reversal

Video screen:

Shikamaru is roller skating in the bath with one foot on soap!

Then he put his hands in front of him and knocked the chair that had been placed in front of him into the air.

Jump into the air, "One hit kills!"

Then the towel fell down, and a group of people looked up at Shikamaru flying up.

As the saying goes, Shikamaru flies to the sky for bird watching, and then Zhang Chulan walks birds under the moon.

This is a spectacle~

Then the whole person fell into the bath.

"Shikamaru, you are enough, and you are not a child, the water has become less." Choji sat in the bath and said silently.

Shikamaru scratched his head in embarrassment, "Hey, sorry, sorry..."

"I really can't do anything about you." Ding Ci suddenly formed a seal with his hands, "The art of doubling!"

Sudden expansion of the body, so that the water in the bath again increased.

"It's amazing, the bath water has suddenly increased! Why?!" Shikamaru said wisely.

"That's ridiculous!" Naruto couldn't stand it any longer, "Iba has become a cat lover, Shikamaru has become an idiot, just seeing them is annoying!"

[Nara Shikamaru: One day, Naruto will call me a fool!Still making such a shameful move... I don't have a single memory of my life anymore, see you in the next life! 】

【Ding!There is something to discuss! 】

The system is covered in cold sweat, I won't play Shikamaru to death like this, will I?

Isn't it just a social death article?Besides, you're just going to end up with this social death chapter, and the rest are all highlight moments for you!

[Uchiha Sasuke (Future): If you die, Naruto will not have a military advisor. Who do you think is assisting Naruto after seven generations? 】

[Naruto Uzumaki: ...Although I think you are right, I always feel that you are looking down on me! 】

[Nara Shikamaru: ...Stop talking...Let's do it! 】