Wife Thor, I am the emperor!

Wife Thor, I am the emperor!Author: I am a reader

As a traveler without 'God's Eye', Xiao Hong just wanted to eat and die in this Tivat Continent.

Originally, he wanted to find an opportunity to immigrate to Liyue and didn't care about anything. His greatest hobby in his life was to mock his wife who looked like Thor. Anyway, he believed that his wife would definitely not complain to the shogunate, and that Thor, who ruled his wife, also can not hear.

"The mere rebels revolted, what is this? Just surround the island with cannons and cut off the food roads. Within three months, the rebels will be wiped out!"

"A majestic Thor sometimes acts on the face of a group of shoguns under his command. It's ridiculous. If I were to disobey, all those who disobeyed would be dispatched to the frontier to grow potatoes. I don't believe anyone would dare to make a mistake."

"Think that collecting the eyes of gods can make this world peaceful? Hahahahahaha, a head of Qiuqiu is better than her head!"

"Only a torrent of steel is justice in this world."

Logically speaking, there should be no problem, Xiao Hong is very happy every time he sees his wife's expression.

Until one day, he was approached by a group of shoguns.

"By the order of Thor, citizen Xiao Hong, to eliminate the rebel army and serve the country, is hereby incorporated into the harem, and enthroned as the emperor, the country's name, Hongwu!!!"

Xiao Hong: "??????"

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1: Wife Thor

"The latest news, the latest news, General Jiujo Shaluo created a rebel army near Narugami Island, and was personally received by Lord Leishen, and announced that he will officially take over the Tianling today and be responsible for the eye hunting order!"

This day is nothing more than just dawn, and such a rumor is spreading around in Daozuma City.

There are people coming and going on the street, and there is an endless stream. In the center of the city, there is also a prominent tower, which is the place that all Daozu people yearn for, that is, the place where Daozu's Thunder God lives.

Inazuma, an island country located in the southern mainland of Tevat, is now in a closed state.

The so-called rebel army is the uprising army against Thor, and it is often a hot topic in Inazuma. Not long after the famine occurred in Inazuma Ou, the scale of the rebel army has gradually grown, and it has even established a firm foothold in the Coral Palace. The trend of starting a prairie fire.

Recently, Inazuma has been 'suppressing bandits' everywhere every day, but it is a pity that the effect is very little. No matter how the shogunate army under Thor's command is dispatched, the rebels are like weeds on the road. From time to time, the army was attacked by the dormant rebels and suffered heavy losses.

As time goes by, it has long been no surprise to Dao wife, how to live life is still how to live.

For example, in the current Daozuma City, there are still laughter, singing and dancing, ambiguous couples are playing lively, many vendors are shouting hard, and ducks in Huajie are constantly soliciting customers.

"Hey, this rice wife is going to die sooner or later..."

Seeing this scene, a young man couldn't help expressing emotion.

Walking silently on the street with a folding fan in hand, he sighed and shook his head.

Just assuming that there are nobles in Inazuma, then they will definitely recognize this young man, Xiao Hong, the owner of Songchuan, the largest restaurant in Inazuma, even though the restaurant has been handed over to others for management a few months ago.

With the power of one person, he has increased the overall food quality of Inazuma by more than several times. Sushi, sashimi, tempura, etc., are all developed in Inazuma after his research and development. In a certain way, he is enough to be called It is a well-known existence of Daozuma, even most people in Daozuma have never paid much attention to it.

He is not an authentic Daowife, but a time traveler, Xiao Hong is aware of this fact.

But when it comes to time travel, it’s nothing. What worries Xiao Hong is that he doesn’t have any special abilities. The other time travelers are the ones who come back from the dragon god, sell their wives and daughters into the Spring Tower, and order [-] brothers to rush for performance. What about him? ?Unremarkable, at the beginning he was chased and killed by a few Qiuqiu people, I don't know if he has taken a fancy to his beauty, despicable!

It took a whole year to finally open a restaurant with a small amount of money. He did not hesitate to give up all his assets and retreat behind the scenes. In this feudal wife, being a businessman is of course not an option. The inferior category is the most vulnerable to human exploitation.

Of course it's not as good as Liyue, money is king, Liyue Qixing is the leader of 996, tsk tsk tsk, this professionalism is incomparable in his original world.

He has never had any feelings for this country called Daozu, but at this moment, Xiao Hong already has a concern in his heart.

"Let's go, go home and play with your wife!"

Opening the fan and waving it happily, Xiao Hong was too lazy to think about extra things and continue his journey.

Yes, the concern in his heart is his wife at home. In this life, Xiao Hong will never forget that in the early days of his business, he met the other half of his life. He and his wife have been living together for half a year The time, the love is incomparable.

This is also the reason why he still stays in Daozu. In his plan, he only wants to immigrate to Liyue as soon as possible, but Daozu's customs is really strict, and money alone can't do this.

The warriors on the front line were exhausted, but the city was always full of beasts, rivers and seas?

In this backward and closed country that entertains to death, what future and hope are we talking about?He won't stay here for long.

This Lei Shen who is in command of Dao's wife is really inferior. To be honest, Xiao Hong thinks that she can only be a village chief at best.

Facing internal and external troubles, he still doesn't want to make progress. Sooner or later, Xiao Hong concludes that Daoqi will be ruled by other Tivat landlocked countries. To put it bluntly, it is a matter of time, and it depends on how many years Thor can lead Daoqi.

Even if he slandered that Lei Shen Zai Dao's wife would be beheaded, Xiao Hong was not afraid at all.

Who told him that Dao Wife's Thunder God was not pleasing to the eye, and he didn't have the slightest responsibility that a dictator should have!

Anyway, the god of thunder of the rice wife can't hear it!

...

"Really, where is that idiot playing around and hasn't come back yet..."

At the same moment, a woman was whispering about her Nan who hadn't come back for a long time.

Standing in front of the stove in the kitchen, the woman carefully cut the raw meat on the cutting board.

Wearing purple hair flowing down naturally, her delicate facial features are like a budding peony flower, which is beautiful but not coquettish, gorgeous but not vulgar, and her tall figure is even more slender and beautiful, no matter what angle it is Appreciation is an absolute beauty.

The light purple short skirt is draped over the body, which can't resist the waves on the woman's chest and the back of the peach.

The plump white legs are still wearing patterned black silk, which is her husband's favorite style, and she clearly wants to show her husband today, but the woman is annoyed that her husband still forgot to measure today.

Squinting at the clock hanging on the wall beside her, the woman's slender willow eyebrows slightly frowned.

She doesn't understand her husband's enjoyment character, he is always keen to have fun outside, and sometimes it is normal to not go home for a day, even if he is not going to those places outside the law.

"Hmph, with this appearance, how can it become a major event in the future!"

Suddenly there was an unhappy cold snort, and the woman who lived alone at home couldn't help feeling upset.

Her name is Leicheng Meixue, and at the same time, the woman also knows that her true identity is actually the god of thunder of this rice wife. To this day, she has been hiding it from her husband, and does not want her husband to know.

A year ago, she ran into a man by chance, and after getting along day and night, they gradually developed feelings for each other and became husband and wife. Originally, she didn't want to get married at first, but she didn't know that after living together for a day, it would be another day, and she couldn't stop at all!

Time passed half a year without knowing it, and she was the housewife in front of her.

Logically speaking, she should confess to her husband, but she just couldn't speak.

What a joke, she can fall in love with Thor in half a year, so where does this put her face! ?

He has been observing her husband for a long time, Lei Shen has been able to confirm that her husband is a qualified rice wife man, she must have no problem with seeing people, no one in this rice wife understands her husband better than her!

Handsome, gentle, delicious cooking, good skills in that aspect, she is very comfortable every time...

Well, her husband is the best!

Thinking of this, Lei Shen's pretty face showed a hint of happiness, and his body was still inexplicably hot, and the residual temperature from sleeping together when he woke up in the morning has not subsided until now.

That's right, just today, Lei Shen knew that she was going to tell all of this. Her man, Lei Shen, must stand at the apex of this rice wife like her, and it is impossible to do nothing for the rest of his life!

In the future, she will give birth to a little Thunder God, so she can't keep it hidden. You must know that every time she disguises her identity, it is very hard...

It has been decided that her husband is the emperor of Dao Wife...!

With a bang, the door of the living room was suddenly pushed open.

"Wife, have you heard, that idiot Thor is doing stupid things again, I really didn't know she was so stupid, a bunch of Qiuqiu people are smarter than her, hahahahaha!"

"..."

At this moment, Thor's right hand holding the kitchen knife trembled.

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2: My rice wife is dying!

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The crisp sound of something hitting the floor immediately resounded in the living room.

Xiao Hong suddenly saw the iron product that fell on the ground and was slightly taken aback: "Hey, wife, why didn't you hold the knife firmly in your hand? Are you thinking about something?"

"It's okay, it's just a hand cramp, don't mind."

Lei Shen replied in a cold voice, bending down to pick up the kitchen knife that he almost couldn't help throwing out.

Idiot, Bhikkhu people are still stupid... Lei Shen hurriedly took a deep breath before barely suppressing the surging emotions in his heart.

Hearing what Xiao Hong said just now, he almost jumped into a rage on the spot. What kind of husband would comment on his wife like this, Qiuqiu, doesn't it mean that her head is dumber than a pig?There is no such thing as scolding!

Thor's recent plan has been swept away, and he even wants to hit someone now.

No, calm down, don't show any flaws!

Lei Shen angrily maintained the posture of cutting meat, each knife was louder than each knife.

After all, she couldn't reveal it at this time, and Thor hadn't forgotten this, and to a certain extent she was not surprised by it, but this time her husband scolded her too hard.

Hmph, Xiao Hong with a head of crickets, how could she fail to grasp it?

Dare to speak disrespectfully to the god of rice wife like her...

She wants to see how round her husband is!

...

On the other side, sitting on the chair, Xiao Hong also noticed that something was wrong with his wife.

Strange, why didn't his wife answer?

Scratching his head, Xiao Hong looked thoughtfully at his wife's slim back.

Don't look at him being too black, but Xiao Hong knows that this is a kind of tacit understanding between him and his wife. On weekdays, he always evaluates Dao's wife from various angles, and his wife never says anything. .

After all, in this feudal Dao's wife, the shackles of women's instinctive thoughts are deeply rooted. As a once glorious young man of philanthropy, he must liberate his wife's mind. Best material.

It turned out that his wife would answer him no matter what, but today, his wife's silent behavior made him feel puzzled.

Could it be that the wife is tired of listening to his complaints, he didn't scold hard enough, and the wife is bored?

This idea sprouted in his mind, and Xiao Hong suddenly realized it.

That’s right, there are always more new tricks to swearing at people. Every day, it’s just those few words about Thor, how, how, how, how, how, this, how can this work, it’s too elegant.

He absolutely cannot ask his wife to believe in Thor, he would rather have his wife see only him!

Xiao Hong, who already had an idea in his mind, couldn't help snickering.

Watch him step up!

...

What's wrong with this guy, is he sick?

Frowning slightly, Lei Shen could feel a strange look from behind just as he was cooking.

The sound of approaching footsteps could be faintly heard in the ear, and Thor's mind was suddenly very nervous. Well, why is this idiot waiting for his meal, and suddenly moved towards her.

A hand gently pressed Thor's shoulder.

Lei Shen's tender body trembled and immediately shouted in shame and indignation: "Noon, don't do it at noon, I'm tired in the morning!"

"Ah, why don't you do it at noon, what are you talking about, wife?"

Xiao Hong, who wanted to give his wife a hug, couldn't help but asked in confusion: "What happened in the morning? I remember that I slept very hard, and when I woke up, I found you pillowed beside me. I didn't do anything and didn't get out of bed." .”

"No, nothing, I made a slip of the tongue."

Lei Shen hurriedly replied, almost revealing something.

God damn it, Thor, what were you thinking in broad daylight?

Gritting his teeth in shame, Lei Shen wanted to find a way to get in.

She was really thinking about her husband just now, and she said that in a daze. It seems that she was a little unconscious after pretending for too long, and she would make such a low-level mistake.

It's all the fault of this idiot, if there is nothing to do, he will do his hands and feet. ?

Lei Shen thought in his heart angrily, always turning his back on Xiao Hong and refused to turn around.

It was just this move that made Xiao Hong confirm his guess.

"Honey, are you angry?"

"I'm angry?"

Lei Shen turned his head and looked back with a cold face: "Why am I angry, do you think I look like this angry? Or do you want me to be angry?"