Wife Thor, I am the emperor!

Inexplicably deeply moved in his heart, a strange color flashed in Jiutiao Shaluo's eyes as he stared at Xiao Hong in a daze.

She realized that Xiao Hong was on her side, and Xiao Hong's condemnation of Thor was the best proof, but she never thought about this, Xiao Hong would preach to his wife for her, even if the reason was that aspects of things.

She knew in her heart that Xiao Hong was the forced party to this marriage contract, and she had long been prepared not to be loved by Xiao Hong after marriage, but now, Jiutiao Shaluo thinks that this is probably her wishful thinking, Xiao Hong is not Especially against marrying her, maybe she will really fall in love with this man.

It's quite responsible, isn't it? If you agree, you agree, even if you face your own wife.

She has always had a good impression of men with a strong sense of responsibility, and Xiao Hong's actions belonged to this category in her eyes. If she really married Xiao Hong, she would feel more at ease with Xiao Hong. A man's ability can be cultivated. , but the xinxing can only grow by itself.

I gave Xiao Hong's wife a chance, but Xiao Hong's wife didn't cherish it!

She was originally a useless cow, and she didn't mind having multiple mascots in the family, but Xiao Hong's wife dared to go against her, which was undoubtedly an offense to her, and she never thought of making Xiao Hong's wife a concubine What, Xiao Hong's wife wanted to destroy her marriage with Xiao Hong instead.

Isn't it because he married Xiao Hong early?What a big deal!The more Jiutiao Shaluo thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable. Why does Xiao Hong's wife think that she will always be the right wife! ?any normal man

'And this Xiao Hong, dare to touch me without authorization? '

At the same moment, he couldn't help twisting his lower body, Jiutiao Shaluo gritted his teeth angrily, thinking that his body was inexplicably hot.

After all, she had never been in close contact with a man, and Jiutiao Shaluo felt that Xiao Hong's palm on the butt bone was very uncomfortable. Could it be that Xiao Hong liked women's butt bone?Poo!

Anyway, even if she got married, she would not allow Xiao Hong to touch her casually. She had already done her homework. Men are hungry creatures.

Leaving aside sentimentality at night, men also have sentimentality in the morning!Every day Xiao Hong comes here once in the morning and once in the evening. Who will lead the army? Will she become a general?

I don't know what the God of Thunder is talking about, Jiutiao Shaluo speculates that Xiao Hong has a conflict with the God of Thunder in terms of posture, it is impossible in this world to have a woman who oppresses her man day after day, right?Where a man has run away from home.

"Then husband, let her become a concubine here, we will enter the bridal chamber later, and let her watch here."

Then, saying this intentionally, Jiutiao Saluo raised the corners of her lips and raised her hands to hook Xiao Hong's waist tenderly. She seemed to regard Xiao Hong as her 'woman', and even her intimate name was exactly the same as that of Thor.

"you!"

Thor was furious and bit his lower lip, he was really angry at the men and women in front of him who were only wearing underwear and showing off 'dog food'.

Not to mention the fact that her majestic Lei Shen's man is 'fair and aboveboard', the nine-legged robes followed. At present, Lei Shen is fully aware of what it feels like to be wearing a hat, and he can't bear it, he can't bear it!

Dogs and men, really dogs and men, cheated on the outside, and showed her face!

Her husband is getting worse and worse. First, her dolls, Xiao Gong, Shenli Ayaka, her best friend, and Fangqian is Kujosara. This rice wife is a woman with a name and surname. Well, sure enough, men don't have a good thing!

What's more, she squeezed something, when did she squeeze it, sometimes her husband can restrain himself without her, can't it be fine if there is no drop?It doesn't matter if she moves by herself, her husband is really boring...

"Nine Treasures Sala, you still haven't returned my husband!"

Lei Shen didn't want to reason with Jiu Tiao Shaluo anymore, a sharp blue tendon erupted on his forehead, and his anger was at its peak. This Jiu Tiao Sha Luo could be called a rebellious minister, woo woo woo, the lord's man is also going to be snatched!

"What do you mean by your husband? This is my husband. Be honest, you cow, do you want to be divorced?"

Jiutiao Shaluo confronted each other, squinting her purple eyes and did not compromise with Lei Shen at all. A woman with only Hunbu would dare to let go at any time, and Hunbu is not very big compared to her.

Just after thinking about it, Jiutiao Shaluo realized that this stalemate is indeed not an option, Xiao Hong's wife is making troubles for no reason every day, and she also has a headache, so she won't be annoyed by the noisy house in the future?

Already considering herself as the main palace of the family, in Jiutiao Shaluo's cognition, this Thunder God is also the woman who will serve Xiao Hong together with her in the future.

She does not like Thor, but she will not drive him away cruelly. The woman whose wife was divorced, she knows that it is very difficult to live in Daowi. She has conflicts with Thor, and she is not in dire straits To a certain extent, she just didn't like Thor's tough attitude.

There must be a reason to convince Thor, and she knows that this will make Thor have nothing to say.

So what is the best reason, Jiutiao Shaluo shook his eyes and couldn't help thinking, this Thunder God is a hopeless shrew, and he doesn't listen to any reason!

Since she was ordered by Thor, why didn't she take advantage of this?Assuming Lei Shen approved her, Xiao Hong's wife would naturally have nothing to say, could it be that Lei Shen's opinion Xiao Hong's wife turned a blind eye, she concluded that Xiao Hong's wife did not have the courage!

Kujo Saro suddenly thought of a method and decided to try it on the spot.

She said provocatively, and with a confident smile, she stood up to the Hun who was not much different from the God of Thunder: "Woman, do you dare to fight with me in front of the imperial court? In front of God of Thunder, we speak with strength?"

Kujo Sharo believes that Thor will support her!

……

14: Thor: My husband is about to be kidnapped!

Kujo home.

Outside the door, a domestic violence is taking place.

"Don't pull my ears, wife, I really know it's wrong, it's wrong!"

Grabbing his wife's hand and begging for mercy, now Xiao Hong's right ear is being lifted vigorously by Lei Shen, and on the other side, Lei Shen is glaring at Xiao Hong angrily, even if Xiao Hong cries for pain, he will not stop, hoping that Xiao Hong will have a longer memory.

"What's wrong with you?"

Lei Shen asked deliberately, his sharp eyes were like a sharp knife scraping Xiao Hong's face.

"I, I shouldn't speak ill of you, my wife, trust me, I will never lower you to be a concubine, I just dealt with Nine Saras, I swear I will do whatever you want in the future, any position is fine."

Xiao Hong said innocently, looking at his wife who was grinding his teeth in anger with an aggrieved face, why was he beaten by his wife again? Could it be that his acting was not real enough?

"Hmph, it's good that you know your mind!"

Lei Shen snorted coldly, and the anger in his heart subsided only after hearing Xiao Hong's words.

This stinky Xiaohong, in three days, went to the house to expose the tiles!

Slightly distressed and let go of her husband whose ears were pinched and swollen, Lei Shen curled his lips and turned away, still angry.

At present, she has left Kujo's house. After she agreed to Kujo Sharo's imperial duel, she decisively pulled her husband away. Anyway, she stayed at Kujo's house for an extra minute. She was very annoying. She misunderstood Kujo Sara, she recorded this general in her notebook!

She just thought about being a housewife in an ordinary family who lived behind the scenes and was lucky to her husband from time to time every day, but even so many women were robbed, Lei Shen couldn't help being irritable, and she was deliberating whether to take her husband first. Let her husband be locked in the basement, wait until her husband is completely hated by her! ...Lingxing will release it again.

Walking slowly on the street, the atmosphere was very quiet for a while.

For some reason, he was puzzled by his wife's turning sideways and didn't want to look at him. Xiao Hong wondered if his wife was more worried about the confrontation with Jiutiao Shaluo just now.

He took the initiative to hold his wife's pure and white hands, and asked with a wry smile, "Wife, you don't really think that I will make you a concubine, do you, just because of Lei Shen's request?"

"Don't you want to make me a concubine?"

Lei Shen rolled his eyes and asked back, glaring at Xiao Hong hostilely.

She clearly remembered how "courageous" Xiao Hong was when he said this sentence. After all, her husband was usually "weak" when facing her, but recently her husband always made her unhappy, such as today.

Naturally, she is reluctant to really touch her husband, and it doesn't mean that she agrees with what her husband does. If her husband is really hungry, she can order the puppet to solve her husband's needs. As a result, her husband didn't say anything, and secretly got involved with Jiutiao Shaluo...

Agreeing to a duel with Jiujo Shaluo in front of the emperor, she will definitely beat Jiujo Shaluo.

She won't let her husband out, and she doesn't want to show weakness to Jiutiao Shaluo. After thinking about it, she simply accepts it. By the way, this is her means of establishing her prestige, letting Jiutiao Shaluo witness what is called Zhenggong strength.

Hmph, not to mention whether Jiutiao Shaluo can beat or not, Lei Shen knows better than anyone that it is her puppet who leads the duel in front of the imperial court!

Would her puppet be partial to Nine-Joint Sara? That would be [-]% impossible. In this way, why would she worry about it?

There's no way her puppet will betray her husband to a loser, right?This is a solemn duel, hahaha, at that time, if she didn't open all the nine saura butt bones, she would kick the swelling with her own feet.

"Kujo Shaluo, you wait, I will not show mercy to you in the Imperial Contest, you are the real concubine!" '

Leishen's mind is full of joy and there is a perfect picture, Kujo Saura is kneeling on the ground with tearful and desperate abandoned sword, she enjoys the glory and openly kisses her husband, her puppet then takes the opportunity to count down Kujo Saura's No, in this world only Jiujo Shaluo is the loser, and she is the ultimate winner!

I don't know if what her husband said is the truth, is that perfunctory Jiutiaoshaluo?

She wants to observe again to see if her husband is really fooling her. In fact, she is reluctant to really touch her husband, and Lei Shen understands this.

"How could I concede my wife and you as a concubine, have you been by my side since you were not my wife?"

Xiao Hong scratched his head and said, answering very resolutely.

"Then who do you say you love the most, Thor?"

Lei Shen didn't believe his husband's words at all, and his face was cold without any fluctuations. He didn't remember that his husband agreed to her puppet so quickly. Thanks to her puppet's wit, she saved herself from being green...

"Well...then it must be you, my wife, who else?"

Xiao Hong hesitated for a second while dragging his chin with one hand, and looked at his wife with a smile.

"I?"

Thor immediately turned his head to face his husband, wondering if he had auditory hallucinations.

She asked with a puzzled expression, and suddenly she didn't know what her husband was thinking: "Why do you love me the most? Is your love for Thor not as deep as mine?"

"Because it's always been my wife and you stay with me. If I don't love my wife the most, who else do you love the most? If I empathize with my wife, would you like me back then? You would only think that I am a man with a heart."

Xiao Hong smiled warmly without thinking, and indeed he thought so, even if his wife was Thor, his position on the doll would still not change.

"Oh, this, this way..."

Lei Shen's pretty face was suddenly stained with a blush, he lowered his head and subconsciously didn't want his husband to see his expression, she, what did her husband suddenly say, don't think she would be moved!

Walking to the market area of ​​Daozuma, you can see vendors setting up stalls everywhere, and people come and go in a noisy and chaotic manner.

"Husband, what do you want to eat? I'll go buy some food."

And she smiled sweetly in a good mood, Lei Shen looked at her husband with tenderness in his eyes, hehe, her husband's mind has not changed, she loves her husband to death!

Just know that her husband will not empathize with others, that is an excuse to prevaricate her puppet.

How long she and her husband have been together, one year, this is comparable to Jiujo Shaluo and her doll, there is no comparison at all!

She is her husband's true love, she is sure, she will send a message to her puppet later, telling her puppet to deal with Nine Sara and put shoes on Nine Sara!

Thunder God suddenly discovered that her doll is really useful, yes, she is always worried about what the little three is doing?Leave those golden lotuses to her puppet to deal with, her puppet will do its best!

"Wife, go and buy some. I'll wait for you here. I love everything my wife cooks."

Xiao Hong smiled brilliantly, of course he doesn't care about what he eats, alas, his wife is as easy to talk to as ever, he can make his wife happy just by doing it, no wonder he can get it in a year.

"Okay, my husband, wait a moment, I'll be right back."

Lei Shen smiled and said, and walked into the market by herself. There were so many people that she didn't squeeze in the market with her husband, and it didn't take long to buy a dish.

What Leishen didn't notice was that behind her and Xiao Hong, the pink-haired girl blinked meaningfully when she saw Xiao Hong was finally alone. Beside the girl was a boy with orange hair, who was following the girl , obviously the girl's subordinate.

"Go, Goro, bring back our national teacher from Haizhi Island."

"Yes, Lord Coral Palace!"

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15: Thor: My husband eloped!

"Hey, my wife went quite late this time..."

Staying quietly in the market, Xiao Hong waited for a while but did not find his wife.

The noise around him made him uncomfortable in a sense, but he could only wait at the same place. His wife usually chooses carefully when buying vegetables, probably because he is a warrior and likes to 'bargain'.

"Hey, it's not easy for my wife to learn how to cook."

Looking at the passers-by buying vegetables in the market, Xiao Hong who stood there sighed with emotion and couldn't help but recall the past.

When he and his wife were just married, his wife was an absolute housework idiot, she couldn't sweep the floor, she couldn't mop the floor, and when it came to cooking, his wife was even more outrageous. Be careful to burn the kitchen down, causing him to go home every day and be ready to put out the fire at any time.

He originally thought that he would be a househusband and make do with his wife, but under his wife's insistence, his wife really learned a craft, even though the process was difficult, he was the hardest one of.

Can you believe it, there are gods in this world who can’t tell the difference between salt, vinegar, pepper, and MSG. They don’t peel scrambled eggs and tomato skins, and put a whole bag of salt at once...

When putting out the fire, you don’t use water, just pour oil. If it wasn’t for him “sit down” every time, his small home would have been burned several times. At the beginning, his wife refused to admit his mistake with “righteousness”, saying what oil It is also a liquid and can be turned off!

After being taught by him for half a year, his wife was able to distinguish the basic kitchen dishes.

Later, his wife learned quickly and gradually caught up with him. Now, his wife can be said to be omnipotent in housekeeping. On the contrary, the fox at the shrine replaced his wife and became the first housewife of Rice Wife. Either eat or sleep.

"I hope my daughter can cook in the future, but she can't be taught like my wife..."

Xiao Hong quietly muttered that he only hoped that his daughter named Mei could win some anger. Of course, he did not dare to say this to his wife face to face. This is already a dark history of his wife. meal.

Standing patiently, Xiao Hong was thinking about how to popularize normal values ​​with his daughter in the future. Speaking of Mei, he must mention k243. If his daughter really met a similar white-haired girl Thinking of Lily, he fucked up that white-haired girl, and made a 'ghost father' in front of his daughter!

"Big brother~"

Then, while Xiao Hong was still waiting, a beautiful little girl emerged from the crowd and tugged at his sleeve, she seemed to know Xiao Hong.

"Well, what's the matter?"

Xiao Hong looked at the little girl suspiciously, he had never met the little girl before in his impression.

"Big brother, my sister said she wanted to make friends with you, but she was too shy to come here. Can you meet her?"

The little girl pointed to a dark alley in the market and said with a natural smile, obviously the meeting place was there.

"Oh, the alley?"

Xiao Hong raised his eyebrows wretchedly, and he didn't feel sleepy when he said that.