Horror: As long as you are brave, ghosts take maternity leave

"I'm from Aisen's apartment! Second floor! You can call me by my pseudonym, birds don't shit!"

Birds don't poop?Isn't that just constipation?

What a horrible name!It sounds a little familiar.

Qin Xiao complained in his heart, and asked, "What disease should I see? Also need to change the five internal organs?"

The attitude is not hot or cold, after all, this guy is too empty, and it is estimated that there is not much energy in the internal organs.

"I won't change it! I want to add it! Give me two more... no! Ten livers!"

As soon as the bird did not shit, Qin Xiao was shocked.

"Ten livers? What are you going to fry?"

"What nonsense, fried ghost liver? I'm not a pervert!" Bird slapped the table and said angrily:

"I'm a writer, do you understand? I died suddenly from ten chapters before I was alive. I refuse to accept it. I will have livers when I die! Give me ten! No! Give me all the livers. I have one hundred chapters a day, and one day's livers. Waste ten livers!"

Good guy!

This stuff is even more dedicated than Teacher Yui!

Has the novel writing industry become so involved?Need external accessories?

But this kid doesn't want to let himself dig his internal organs, and he has to add liver, how is it possible!You can't give him liver if you kill him!

"Sorry, we don't provide..."

Snapped!

The word "service" has not yet been exported, and the bird slapped it with a big hand, and [-] ghost coins smashed directly on the table.

"You liver, I'm done today! Say, how much do you want to add? I'll give you five extra!"

Chapter 84 Today, have you changed?

Xingfu Street, ten minutes at noon.

The sky in the ghost world, even at this time, is still gloomy and gloomy.

In the past on Xingfu Street, at this time, the ghosts who were full of food and drink wandered aimlessly on the street, and occasionally met a familiar ghost and chatted a few words, which was not much different from the real world.

Of course, here, those who can afford to eat are rich.

If you can eat a meal of human flesh, it is really the envy of the surrounding neighbors.

There are many poor people who still love face, save money to buy a piece of meat, squeeze the blood and water, pack it up and save it.

At this time, I smear a little blood on my lips before going out.

When I went out, I met a familiar ghost, and the other party asked: Have you eaten?

I inadvertently licked my lips: just finished eating!

Opponent: Huo!You have lived a small life, eating meat every day!I really envy!

At that moment, that kind of self-satisfaction is really better than eating a few meals of meat!

Today, however, things are a little different.

When you meet a familiar ghost on the street, you don't ask if you have eaten it, and no one closes your lips to see if your lips are stained with blood.

Did you eat today, it became today, did you change it?

Guiliuzi a: "Isn't this my little brother! Where are you shopping? Did you change it today?"

Guiliuzi b: "My eldest brother, I didn't even recognize it! I changed it!"

As he spoke, he did not forget to pull his clothes, revealing the crooked fishing line sewn on his stomach, shaking his legs with great pride:

"Look, isn't this just replaced! It's expensive! Big brother, did you change it?"

Guiliuzi a: "That's a must! I can't beat you, little brother! Look how rough your sewing is, is that the nurse who sewed the gown? Look at me!"

As Guiliuzi said, he pulled up his shirt.

A string of catgut dyed in gold was scattered in order, like a tattoo, and a lifelike big golden dragon was tattooed on his stomach!

Guiliuzi b, in the admiration and envy of all the passing ghosts, Guiliuzi a said proudly:

"Did you see it? Dr. Ye personally sewed a five-clawed golden dragon! 2000 ghost coins for a complete set of heart, liver, spleen, lung and kidney, an extra 24 large ribs full of meat, and 20 points to use next time! Just one word, special value!"

Guiliuzi B's face was full of envy, and he was embarrassed to say that he had no money, so he quickly said: "Don't worry about it, I tried to replace two lungs first, but I didn't expect it to be very good! I'm going to get one in a while. combo!"

"You're a superfluous child! Who is Doctor Ye, can he lie to you?" Guiliuzi a was very disdainful.

"Dr. Ye is an upright person, and I naturally believe in his character! Don't you believe in the boss of that clinic! I heard that you still owe Dr. Ye's salary, but he got all these organs, so you can't try it!" Liuzi b argues rationally.

"It makes sense! But what should we be afraid of with Doctor Ye watching over us, if something goes wrong with the quality, we'll smash its store!" Guiliuzi a said with disdain.

"Why don't you say it's my big brother! Big brother, how do you feel about changing the whole set?" Guiliuzi B praised and asked curiously.

"That's needless to say! The VIP treatment can be the same as yours! I have 20 points, so I don't have to queue up next time, and I can still get a discount!"

Guiliuzi A's head was almost lifted to the sky, his voice was deliberately amplified, and immediately countless ghosts cast envious glances.

"Cut!" On the side, a demon who was obviously dressed more luxuriously hummed disdainfully.

"Why, you don't agree?" Guiliuzi a was a little angry.

"Serve you? Just a little VIP! Boy, look what this is!"

Saying that, the evil ghost lifted his shirt violently.

The belly, or even the entire abdomen, was actually adorned with a majestic general holding a Azure Dragon Crescent Sword.

Upon closer inspection, the general was stunned to be sewn together with lines like embroidery.

This is the horror of ghost tricks and magic changes!

"This... Who is this general who looks so solemn and solemn!" Guiliuzi A and his little brother were instantly stunned.

I don't know why, seeing this general made them feel an inexplicable sense of admiration, just want to bend over and bow.

"Doctor Ye said, it's called Guan Gong! The warhorse Guan Gong has a tattoo on his belly. There is no such person in the world! Do you understand?" The evil ghost said proudly:

"It cost me three thousand and sixty-six! svip! Doctor Ye said that the set of internal organs I replaced not only comes with a full belly Guan Gong, but also gives five maintenance a year, all new ones in three years, a lifetime warranty, and free maintenance. On the anniversary of my death, I will also give me a small gift!"

When these words came out, the two Guiliuzi immediately envied them.

Especially Guiliuzi A, who asked in amazement and a little curious: "This big brother, I don't know who he is, he is so arrogant! This is full of Guan Gong, I have a sense of worship when I look at it, as if... as if I am a god!"

"Me? On the second floor of Aisen's apartment, the famous writer Wang Daoxuan!" The evil spirit held his head high and looked arrogant.

"You..." Guiliuzi was shocked: "You are the one who often delays updates every day, and is dragged to the eighteenth floor by fans at midnight, and threatens to push you down if you don't update, but you jump directly off the building, rather die than update. Daoxuan, the ghost king who fell to death?"

"What nonsense!" Wang Daoxuan's expression changed, he looked around in horror, and then he turned around and said, "Who said no, I am at least three shifts a day now! There is no more diligent writer than me in the Aisen apartment. !"

"That's not because you only have a dozen or so readers, all of them are resentful and turned into evil spirits, staring at you every day, or even beaten up by the group!" Guiliuzi A whispered.

"Look! Isn't that a bird that doesn't shit? I'm going, so overbearing!"

Suddenly, there were bursts of exclamations from the crowd.

Birds don't poop?That is his own nemesis, a competitor!

Now that he is full of Guan Gong, he must be swayed and humiliated and humiliated!

Wang Daoxuan was full of pride, and excitedly looked in the direction the crowd was watching. The next moment, he was stunned.

I saw that Bird Bushi was walking slowly from the other side, and the position of the shoulders did not know how to graft the four arms.

At this moment, Niaobushi's original two arms were holding a notebook, and the other four hands were dancing in unison, and the sound of typing was one after another.

What's even more amazing is that the bird didn't poop and didn't wear a shirt, but a piece of exposed liver was attached to the back of the chest.

All over the body, the bird with at least [-] livers hanging on it does not poop, and walks slowly with steps that six relatives do not recognize.

Glancing past Wang Dao, Xuan Guiliuzi and the three of them on the side of the road, he pouted in disdain:

"A little vip, a little svip, me! Supreme Black Diamond ssivp!"

When he was about to walk past the three of them, he did not forget to turn around and glance at Wang Daoxuan, the code words in his hand never stopped, and he smiled contemptuously:

"With less than [-] updates a day, I'm too embarrassed to say that I'm an author, rubbish!"

Before Wang Daoxuan could react, a roar sounded behind him:

"Okay, Wang Daoxuan, you are here to watch the fun if you don't update well! I killed you alive today! Brothers, come on!"

Behind him, more than a dozen urging ghosts, all ten fingers are sharp blades, rushed towards Wang Daoxuan!

"Ah! Birds don't shit, ah... You don't talk about martial arts! You are inside the industry! Ahhh! It's gone!"

At this time, on the street, countless evil ghosts looked at each other.

The next moment, the evil ghost rushed towards Qin Xiao's clinic like a torrent.

This year, who hasn't been obsessed with dissatisfaction!Said earlier that there is this business!

This one gets a kidney, that one gets a breast augmentation, and even the couple who have been dissatisfied for a long time, plan to change the horse's leg directly!

Chapter 85 Evil ghosts compare, big trouble is coming

"Doctor Ye, add two more waists! I'm going to stuff two more waists in my stomach!"

"Doctor, I don't think the horse is big enough. I heard that there is a thing called a Kodomo dragon. Not only is it big enough, but it also has scales! Can it be replaced?"

"Doctor Ye, give me a knife, please! I did too many bad things in my life, and I became an eyeless ghost after death. Just give me a knife, and all my ghost coins will be given to you!"

……

Outside the clinic, there was a huge long queue.

Countless ghosts cry out in pain,

Qin Xiao has stopped the business of changing his internal organs.

Anyway, Qin Xiao, the ghost eater, has collected a lot. In addition to enough for his own use, he also collected two additional copies.

This is the whole serving, think about the peeing beef balls, it can be used for a long time!

The main reason is that Qin Xiao didn't plan to sell this thing to make money. After all, whether it's on ghosts or Qin Xiao, the effect of this thing is a bit buggy.

It's okay to sell in multiples like in a restaurant, but if you sell in large quantities, the whole ghost town will go crazy with it.

You can't sell them in large quantities, and you can only make a few money if you only rely on surgery to fool you!

It is no longer enough to satisfy Qin Xiao's vision. After all, he still has a million-dollar mortgage to pay!

The ghost of sudden death in the past, but now the bird of the True Liver Emperor does not poop, has brought Qin Xiao a new inspiration.

Changing the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, how troublesome!I can't do it several times a day, and I only earn one or two thousand ghost coins at a time.

We can upgrade the service!

One-stop service for installation, modification and replacement.

The 8 pieces of waist in the organ replicator, plus the magic modification, installed on the ghost, is it very cheap to sell for 1000?

Also, don't be too expensive!

That's it, let Yui be responsible for the sewing, and the price will be discounted!

You want Qin Xiao to do it in person, and you want to be more beautiful, such as a full belly Guan Gong, or an artistic shape such as two hearts sewn into one arrow through the heart.

That would be twice as much, two thousand!This is the starting price!

Unpopular items such as the stomach and spleen are slightly cheaper.

Surprisingly, the lung is the organ that sells second only to the kidney!

Many customers smoked to death in their previous lives, and they continued to smoke when they came to the ghost world.

Ghosts can't afford to smoke, cheap ordinary cigarettes, that are a dozen of them stuck together and sent to the mouth, the lungs are not enough!

Of the ten, at least five need kidneys, four need lungs, and the rest are other organs.

It's still tobacco and women making money!Even the horror world is no exception!

Although he didn't have a super big customer like Constipation Jiaque'er this time, Qin Xiao earned eighty or ninety thousand ghost coins in one afternoon.

This copy is so worth it!