Osamu Dazai

After waiting for a while, there was no sign of the door opening, so Osamu Dazai tried to open the door slowly.

He found that the door was not locked, and the door was easily opened by Osamu Dazai.

"Ring tone?"

The room structure of Horikita Suzune is a bedroom and a kitchen.

But Osamu Dazai couldn't see the dormitory because of a door.

There was no sign of Horikita Suzune in the hallway and kitchen, which had hardly changed from when she first moved in.Ambiguous 43 .aimei43.

"You're on your own, aren't you? You can come in."

There was such a voice from the other side of the door.

"Even in the dormitory, it's dangerous." Osamu Dazai said as he closed the door tightly.

If something goes wrong, it's hard for Horikita Gaku to say anything.

"No problem, if a suspicious person comes in, the destructive power of my right hand alone is enough to deal with it." Horikita Suzune said coldly.

What's the deal with this statement?

Osamu Dazai thought this while stepping into the room.

Horikita Suzune was facing away from Dazai Osamu, so Dazai Osamu could not see her expression.

But there is nothing strange about her, and the room is also very simple, and there is nothing particularly weird about her.

"I'm here." Dazai Osamu stood behind Horikita Suzune and said, "What are you worrying about?"

"You'll know it when you see it."

After saying that, Horikita Suzune slowly stood up and turned around.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai felt incomprehensible and comprehensible emotions at the same time.

"So that's how it turned out...is that what happened?" Osamu Dazai said with some understanding.

That's why the right hand is said, and that's why there is the sound of metal clashing.

"That's it."

Horikita Suzune looked away as if feeling a little embarrassed, and looked at the tip of her right arm.

There was a woman there with a small water jug ​​that got her hand completely stuck.

"How should I put it... Puchi, this doesn't look like you will be in a miserable situation." Dazai Osamu almost laughed, pointing at Horikita Suzune's arm and said, "You are not playing, are you?"

"Don't say stupid things." Horikita Suzune cast a blushing glance at Osamu Dazai.

"No, it's possible, right? It should be like eating horn corn biscuits on your fingers? Hahahaha." Osamu Dazai finally couldn't help laughing.

Horikita Suzune seemed displeased, and raised her right hand sullenly.

"Hahaha, don't, don't, I won't laugh anymore." Osamu Dazai said, clutching his stomach.

But I still couldn't bear it.

So Horikita Suzune raised her left hand angrily, and gave Osamu Dazai a heavy headbutt.

A "bang" resounded throughout the bedroom.

Of course, all of this was just Horikita Suzune's imagination.

Because she still begs him now, she can only tolerate Osamu Dazai being arrogant for a while.

"Okay, can you tell me how you made it like this?" Osamu Dazai stopped laughing and asked. …

"I only became like this because I was washing the cups." Horikita Suzune shook her left hand, "Okay, can you unplug it for me?"

"Let me try."

Saying so, Osamu Dazai grabbed Horikita Suzune's arm with one hand and the kettle with the other.

The effect is obvious, and the kettle cannot be pulled out at all.

But Osamu Dazai almost pulled Horikita Suzune into his arms.

"If you can't pull it out by yourself, it means that it's stuck very tightly. Try to hold it with your feet a little bit harder." Osamu Dazai said.

If Horikita Suzune's body is still in the state of supporting it, it will still be pulled by him like this, and it will really be impossible to pull it out.

"I know this kind of thing too, I'm just very tired, please hurry up." Horikita Suzune said out of breath.

Horikita Suzune also seemed exhausted from fighting for more than two hours.

So Osamu Dazai gripped the kettle again.

He pulled out the kettle a little harder.

Although Horikita Suzune tried to stand still and endured the pain, the water bottle seemed to be really stuck, and there was no sign of it leaving her arm.

"That's not okay, it probably won't be possible to pull it out." Dazai Osamu put down Horikita Suzune's arm and said.

He didn't try his best from the beginning to the end, because he was afraid that Horikita Suzune would be injured by too much force.

"Is that so, there really is no way..."

Horikita Suzune seemed to have realized that the kettle couldn't be unplugged, and she didn't seem very disappointed.

"It can only be poured in soapy water and slowly pulled out. Let's go to the kitchen." Osamu Dazai said, pointing in the direction of the kitchen.

"But disasters keep happening. Did you forget the water cut off notice?" Horikita Suzune sat down and said.

Yes, there is no water in the dormitory until twelve o'clock.

The only thing that could be used was toilet water, but no matter what, Horikita Suzune probably wouldn't agree to use that kind of water.

Not to mention Horikita Suzune, even Osamu Dazai himself would not know how to use this kind of water.

"Hmph, it seems that you are also a tortoise with a bad brain." Horikita Suzune retaliated slightly.

"Did you use the word 'also' to admit that you are a tortoise with a bad brain?" Osamu Dazai also returned with a little revenge.

"You!" Horikita Suzune stared.

"Why, if I am a tortoise with a bad brain, then you are a female tortoise with a bad brain." Osamu Dazai joked.

Just when Horikita Suzune was about to have another attack, Osamu Dazai wisely changed the subject again: "There is a lot of water in my room, do you want to go to my room?"

He also couldn't count how much water was in his room, anyway, a lot is right.

"No." Horikita Suzune directly refused.

She has never entered a room of the opposite sex who is not a relative.

Even when he went to tell Ayanokōji Kiyotaka and the others last time that Sakura Airi was a witness, he just stood at the door of the room.

"Then I'll go to the student cafeteria." Osamu Dazai said. (Don't ask why you don't bring water from the room, just ask for the water, hehehe.)

Probably the only way, as long as you get water, you should be able to pull it out.

"Then come back quickly." Horikita Suzune said worriedly. …

Osamu Dazai responded softly, then immediately walked out of the room and headed for the student cafeteria.

However, he encountered unexpected unexpected situations here.

"Sorry, there are more students than expected, and the water is gone."

The aunty at the student cafeteria felt sorry for being so apologetic.

It appears that students who needed water at dinner took all of it.

"I see, I will go to the vending machine to buy." Osamu Dazai said that the aunt does not need to care.

"Can you?" asked the aunt.

Dazai nodded.

It's just about pulling the arm out of the water bottle, so you don't need a lot of water, maybe two cups should be enough.

Osamu Dazai thought about it, and walked towards the vending machine near the student cafeteria.

However, the so-called misfortunes never come singly.

The vending machines are all sold out of water, tea, juice, etc.

"...It's the first time I've seen a sold out vending machine..." Osamu Dazai said in shock.

……

"So, did you come back without even bringing a simple gift?"

Although Osamu Dazai was glared at by Kettle Superman, there was nothing he could do about it.

"Why, do I still have to go to the convenience store to buy some condoms and bring them back?" Osamu Dazai said helplessly.

"You're full of H ideas." Horikita Suzune said with a blushing cheek, "You probably have those little porn boxes in your room."

She is very suspicious now that Osamu Dazai wants to trick herself into his room, and then do some H things.

"No, it's just water. If you want it, I can go downstairs and buy it for you right now." Dazai Osamu cast a glance at Horikita Suzune and said.

"I don't want it." Horikita Suzune turned her head awkwardly.

"Then what should we do? Do you want to try to challenge again?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"I don't want that kind of thing with you." Horikita Suzune shouted, pointing to the door with her right hand.

"...I'm talking about the kettle." Osamu Dazai said helplessly, "Where did you go?"

"Of course I'm talking about the kettle. Even if I'm in pain later, can I ask you to continue?"

Horikita Suzune changed the subject abruptly, and stretched out her right arm as if she had made up her mind, as if she wanted to get out of this situation as soon as possible.

Her arms were even slightly sweating, and she didn't know whether it was because of nervousness or a misunderstanding just now.

"Okay, then I'll pull a little harder." Osamu Dazai didn't expose her, after all, he also wanted to go back to the room early.

Osamu Dazai thought that he only had to endure this stupid situation for a while, so he firmly grasped the kettle, and tried to pull it out with almost twice as much strength as before.

Horikita Suzune could only show pain, her lips were bitten tightly.

Even so, she didn't complain, but endured the pain.

The kettle seemed to be inseparable from her arm.

"It really needs water."

Osamu Dazai stopped and said, this can only be pulled out after lubricating.

If you can't pull it out even so, it's necessary to call the fire department.

If Horikita Suzune doesn't go to her room.

Maybe it might be the headline of the campus forum the next day.

【Shock!Horikita Suzune, the girlfriend of the vice president of the student council and one of the leaders of Class D, after doing that, called a fire truck because she couldn't pull it out! ] (There is no ambiguity at all, don't think about it)

"Do you want me to wait until twelve o'clock like this?" Horikita Suzune cast a glance at Osamu Dazai.

"Who told you not to go to my room." Osamu Dazai said helplessly.

"I...I." Horikita Suzune blushed again.

But after this method, there is no other way.

friend?The circle of communication between the two is really too narrow.

It is really hopeless.

I have asked all I could.

For example, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka, but he also has no water source.

So did Yosuke Hirata, but he never responded.

Moreover, even if the two agreed, Horikita Suzune would not agree, because she did not want to owe them favors.

"I'll go to the head office in your room." Horikita Suzune said.

"What did you say?" Horikita Suzune spoke in such a low voice that Osamu Dazai didn't hear her.

"I said, let me go to the head office in your room!" Horikita Suzune shouted in Dazai Osamu's ear.

PS: I can only stop here this time. Once again, this chapter is very pure without any ambiguity.