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[Eh, is there? 】

When the bed changed from sitting to lying on the bed, Yu Yu stuck out his tongue, but unfortunately no one saw this cute scene.

【some】

Hideyoshi helped Shiyu Yuyi to confirm.

【Ah, I seem to have lost my memory hehe】

Shi Yu Yuyi tried to withdraw the message, but found that the withdrawal message timed out.

[Amnesia, scroll up the chat history, there are]

Hideyoshi didn't let Shigure Yuyi go at all, he sent a message to Shigure Yuyi, and he first flipped through the message to save the screenshot of the text that Shigure Yuyi sent first.

Then reply again and attach the screenshot just now.

【(＾?＾)っ?╰?╯This expression is really interesting (laughs), I really want to send it to Yuchan and Kagura (Qana) to see it】

【…】

Seeing Hideyoshi's reply and the screenshot sent, Shigure Hagoromo, the person involved, is now regretful, very regretful.Why do I want to post an emoji with "╰?╯" in my mind?

An ordinary text let Hideyoshi think about what she is talking about, why worry that he can't understand what "being a sister" means, and send him a special emoji explanation.

Now it's all right, I'm shooting myself in the foot.

PS: What Hideyoshi did must be popular, there is no need to doubt it, but it is not a big problem.Either draw a book to apologize, or make an apology in women's clothing.Or draw your own notebook to apologize.Choose one of three.

PS2: I haven't played Line, and I don't know how long it took to withdraw the message, so I simply set it like WeChat, a parallel world that never decides when things happen.It is normal for the Line in the parallel world to be different from that in this world.

PS3: Also, Hideyoshi’s is not as good as her wrist, uh, what, what Shigure Yuromo wants to say is to compare it with her wrist at most, not the same as the wrist.

PS4: The new book hasn’t been released yet, so it’s definitely 404. It’s March, but it’s just that the name is occupied. There are no chapters that haven’t been reviewed, so it’s off the shelves.Don't panic, and you don't like to watch ghosts.

PS5: I stayed up all night today, from yesterday to now.Well, now the schedule is back, good night, really good night, so touched!

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In the end, Shigure Yuyi hung up the phone in anger, and threatened to put Hideyoshi in a bucket, fill it with cement and throw it in Tokyo Bay tomorrow.

After teasing Shigure, Hideyoshi was in a happy mood, but he didn't care about Shigure's cruel words.

It's just a cricket bull, don't...don't do it...

It's the only thing he's visibly proving he's a boy, he doesn't want to go to great Thailand and come back and be a backstreet girl.

But Shi Yu Yuyi is not sick and delicate, he can say such things, but cannot do such things.

And if Yu Yuyi couldn't beat him when he got serious, even if he was really gone, wouldn't there still be You.

It's so easy for the almighty Dorayume to transform his cow back!

"It's a pity that You don't have a time machine. If you have one, maybe you can travel back to the past and change Kiss."

"No matter how many times you go back, you must, must, must complete the world line that does not kiss you."

Hideyoshi said this to himself, and couldn't help laughing. When he said this, he thought of the male main dish Yue Subaru in "Re: Life in a Different World from Zero" and "Stones Gate" The hero of the Phoenix Academy is very fierce, but one of them is a tragic death retrospective, and the other is a mad scientist who deceives the world. Both of them are for salvation. He wants to go back to the past just to avoid kissing with girls.

After chatting with Shigure Hagoromo and teasing Shigure Hagoromo unilaterally, Hideyoshi was in a happy mood, and the previous irritability about kissing Shigure Hagoromo was swept away.

He gets annoyed with Shigure Yuki's kiss, it's not that he hates Shigure Yuyi, on the contrary, he still likes Shigure Yuyi.

Not only because Shi Yu Yuyi is good-looking, but also because she is more fun.

It seems easy to be misunderstood when it is said that Shi Yu Yu Yi is fun, so let’s talk about it in detail, that is, when he shows off his guitar to tease and play pranks, Yu Yu Yu will be in a happy mood.

Pure XZ, U1S1, Xiubao is also an old maple.

The translation is: Jun Xiao (strike out the previous word) passers-by, Hideyoshi is also an old happy monster.

At noon, Hideyoshi warmed up the bento Yu made for him before going out in the morning.

After eating enough, go to the yard to water flowers, grass, vegetables, pick vegetables, and weed weeds casually.Then go to the grocery store to buy vegetables, and cook after returning home.

It reads as cooking, and writes as alchemy.

Refining medicine every day has become a regular activity for Hideyoshi. In the past, refining medicine was not done every day, but only once each time. Now he does it three times a day.

The probability of refining medicine and summoning monsters is half and half. You will drink and taste liquids and solids that can be seen.But she won't taste "living creatures" that can escape from the pot, "corpse" and "corpse water" that "living creatures" turn into.

This made the disposal of the "corpse" a troublesome matter.

Every day Hideyoshi had to bury the "corpse" in the dark overnight, afraid of the dark so that he dared not bury it alone.It's not enough to ask You to use [Word Spirit] to make these things disappear. You can still ask You to help once or twice, but it won't work too many times.

Using [Word Spirit] Yu will have a headache, even if Yu accepts the headache every day for a period of time, Hideyoshi will not accept it.

Every time he "buried the corpse" Hideyoshi would pull Yu to accompany him.It was too dark in the yard at night, and he couldn't use props such as flashlights and lanterns for lighting to deceive people.

The first time he "buried a corpse" alone, Hideyoshi panicked to death. Not only was he afraid of being discovered by others with the mentality of being a thief, but he was also afraid that a grimace would appear in the dark and make him "die in the dark".

Afraid of the dark, he has to bury things quietly in a dark environment every day, and he is afraid if he doesn't bring someone to accompany him.

In this way, Hideyoshi, who was originally "burying the corpse" alone at night, became Yu who accompanied him and helped him watch the wind by the way.To prevent anyone from discovering their shady deeds, call 110 in panic.

If the environment is changed, such as being reincarnated in a different world, among other things, Hideyoshi believes that he is definitely good at digging pits and burying corpses.

Hideyoshi's pots and spoons for refining medicine are separate from Yu's cooking pots and pans.

He didn't do this before because he didn't realize it. He realized it after refining medicine for a long time, especially after refining a highly poisonous potion.Not only did he change the pots and pans, but he also asked You for help and enchanted the pots.

It is said to be an enchantment, but it is actually a small barrier that prevents Hideyoshi from making a poisonous gas to bring himself down.

At present, Hideyoshi has not made such outrageous things as poisonous gas. Poisonous potions and ointments can be made, and it will be a matter of time before cooking to make poisonous gas.

Some poisons volatilize and contain a small amount of poison. He refines medicines every day and absorbs them frequently, which will also affect his body. You can also protect him by applying an enchantment.

Whenever Yu helps, Hideyoshi laments how good it is to have Yu.

It's great, it's great to have a wife like Doraemon, it would be even better if I could get the certificate earlier, I don't know when I can kiss my little mouth and hold my little hand.

Don't ask why you hold the little hand and kiss the little mouth. If you ask, you don't know, and there is no persecution.

After refining the medicine, Hideyoshi put the medicine and ointment into large bottles, sorted the undrinked medicine and labeled it as [unnamed], and put it in the small refrigerator in the bedroom for You to identify at night.

He will divide the useful medicine into small bottles, label it and put it in the refrigerator in the kitchen. At the same time, he will write down the detailed efficacy and duration of the named medicine in a notebook.

At present, the medicine he refines is still random, and it is impossible to mass-produce it.He should be able to make a fortune if he can mass-produce and distribute medicine.It is a pity that mass production is not possible, and there is a time limit for the hair grown by the hair growth medicine.

The effect of the medicine is one hour. After drinking the medicine, black and beautiful hair will grow in seconds. After one hour, the hair that grows will fall off instantly, and then it will melt on the ground like a life fruit, disappearing without a trace.

Hideyoshi carefully put the potion in the refrigerator, then went to change clothes and prepared to go out again.

This time he went out not to buy vegetables again, but to go to Xuxuyuan to eat barbecue.

When refining the medicine, You sent him a message saying, "Let's go eat barbecue tonight", and attached a picture of the movements engraved into his DNA.

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Hideyoshi has done this pose to Yu before, but he didn't expect Yu to learn it, so he specially made this pose to take a photo for him to see.

Every time he talks about the stalks of another world, You are willing to listen to them, and will play these stalks with him.

Although he hasn't married You yet, he believes that he will definitely marry You in the future. He and You Lang are a talented and beautiful couple, so there is no reason not to marry.

This dinner is a special treat, no one else, just the four of them from Sakura Village.Although the barbecue is eaten by the four of them, there will be a group of people watching the barbecue online.

Because of eating barbecue in Xuxuyuan this time, Euclid Wood opened a live broadcast without showing his leather case or face, as one of the fan benefits for 100 million followers.

It was also at this time that Hideyoshi knew that Eucliwood had reached 100 million fans today.

Hideyoshi remembers very clearly that on the 19th of last month, that is, the day when You sang live, Youcai had 50 followers. Today is May 5th, and it’s not even a month before You have 16 million followers?

It was only 80 last week, and 20 followers this week?The number of followers gained in a week is more than Hero's total attention, oh my god, this rate of increase is too scary.

You know, even Mea, who is the most active, only has a little over 25 followers, and Xi Luo only has 15 followers.

PS: I feel like I should go to bed before twelve o'clock (sad)

Chapter 265 I Started!

"Hideyoshi, take your life!"

As soon as Hideyoshi entered the classroom, he heard Genki's voice from Shigure Hagoromo.

The orange-haired girl sitting on the seat in the classroom looked like a wild dog running away after seeing Hideyoshi, and rushed towards Hideyoshi, she didn't even need to look at the way she was grinding her teeth. To kill.

"Run, she wants to eat people!"

Seeing Shigure Yuroi rushing towards him, Hideyoshi yelled and stepped back, pushed Shiro forward to Shigure Yuroi, grabbed the door handle to close the door, and held the door tightly to prevent Shigure Yuroi from being pulled open.

"Open the door, you open the door, you had the ability to say that your skin was itchy yesterday, why don't you dare to open the door today."

Shigure Hagoromo, who passed Hero, pulled the door vigorously, playing tug-of-war with Hideyoshi outside the door, his little face flushed red.

"Yesterday was yesterday, and today is today. I said it was itchy yesterday, but today my itching is gone."

In the classroom, Shigure Yuromo blushed because of the effort required to pull the door, and Hideyoshi was struggling to prevent Shigure Yuromo from opening the door.His physical strength is not much better than that of Shi Yu Yuyi, and he is a weak man who relies on his face for food without much strength.

The mouth is very powerful, in fact, if he fights with someone, well, he is also very powerful.

People's physique cannot be generalized. Even if he is physically weak, he can break out into a huge battle when he is extremely angry.

To put it simply, it is the explosion of seeds, which is a normal operation in the daily world.Not to mention explosives, it is normal to take out an RPG from the crotch.

"No, it hasn't been completely cured yet, let me help you."

Shi Yu Yuyi's strength in pulling the door became weaker, and she waved to Hero who was smiling at her beside her, and she also leaned towards Hero, and whispered: "Hiro, help me, keep pulling the door with strength, I went around the back door and caught her."

Xi Luo didn't speak, she nodded lightly while smiling and listened to Yu Yuyi's words and held the doorknob.

There is no need for any reason to help Shigure Yuki. She didn't hold any grudges because of Hideyoshi's push just now, nor did she have any bad intentions to see Hideyoshi suffer. She is purely willing to help others and likes to help others, so she wants to help Shigure Yuyi.

What kind of wickedness can a cute cat have (laughs).

"Thanks, no need, my skin really doesn't itch anymore, I saw a doctor in a dream last night."

Hideyoshi, who has not realized that the person pulling the door has changed, is still talking to Shigure Yuroi in the classroom, and he who is happily teasing Shigure Yuyi does not realize the seriousness of the matter.

After ten seconds of silence, Hideyoshi didn't hear Shigure Hagoromo's reply inside, and he felt something was wrong.

"What's the matter, why don't you speak anymore, are you dumb?"

Hideyoshi, who was smearing honey with a small mouth, just finished speaking, when a cold and soft little hand rested on his shoulder.

An extremely sweet, cloyingly sweet voice sounded in Hideyoshi's ears.

"Who are you calling dumb?"

The girl's breathing made Hideyoshi's ears itch, and he seemed to feel that Tokiyuba's lips were about to stick to his ears, so he almost licked his earlobe and said, "This smells like death."

"Abaa baa baa baa."

Hideyoshi pretended to be in a daze, and quietly moved his feet to the seat far away from Shi Yuyi, but before he took a step, the other hand was also on his shoulder.

Damn height!

Hideyoshi hates her height.If he was 1.8 meters, Shi Yu Yuyi, a dwarf who was less than 1.5 meters, might not be able to hook his shoulders easily.

Although Shi Yu Yuyi insisted that he was 1.5 meters tall, the height measured by the school's strict physical examination cannot be faked.

"You said, do I want to help you?"

Shigure Yuyi grabbed Hideyoshi's clothes and stood in front of him, pointing her index finger at her face and tilting her head to act cute, she said the scariest words in the most innocent and lovely tone.

"Please." Hideyoshi made a gesture of invitation to Shigure Hagoromo.

Let Yuyi catch him, then he is destined to die.

Hideyoshi knows that begging for mercy is useless after dealing with Shigure Yuromo for so long, even if it is Dogeza, who is crying bitterly while hugging Hagoromo's leg, took the opportunity to peek at the scenery under Shigure Yuromo's skirt, licking her bare legs or her white silk and black silk. use.

Well, he hasn't used it since Tuxiazuo, and his apology is at most pretending to be cute and pitiful.It's impossible to get Dogeza, unless he can marry Yu right now, which he will do.

The main reason for pretending to be pitiful is that he pretended to be pitiful too much, which made Shiyu Yuyi more resistant, knowing that he was only repenting on the surface, but in fact he was thinking "continue to persecute next time" in his heart.

Human beings are inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather.

Since we are going to die, why not do another wave of death before dying, and die more heroically?

With strong malice, Hideyoshi said to Shigure Yui: "I don't think you brought a saw to school, let alone a saw, you probably didn't even bring scissors. Seeing how you opened your mouth to bite someone, you It's not about... ah this!"

Covering his mouth, Hideyoshi pretended to be shocked and looked at Shigure Hagoromo like a pervert.