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"No, no, Miss Shigure's birthday, how dare I have an opinion." Hideyoshi shook his head, his tone was indescribably yin and yang, "Didn't I hear that this weekend is Missy's birthday, I want to ask Missy how you like it What, can I give you a gift?"

"Tear off your mouth and send it here."

Shi Yu Yuyi said bluntly.Hideyoshi is such a lovely person, why is his mouth so small, it makes people want to slap them both.

"It's started, it's started."

"Hideyoshi's poisonous tongue teaching!"

"Listen well and study hard."

When the students in the class heard Shigure Yuromo and Hideyoshi started to confront each other again, they all looked at them.

Hideyoshi and Shigure's bickering and Jinghua's teasing of Parry are repertoires in the class, and everyone loves to see them.

"You can't tear off the mouth." Touching his mouth, Hideyoshi smiled teasingly.He knew that the classmates in the class were watching them, but he still said flirtatious words, "If you really need my mouth, I can give you me as a gift."

"Ni Zuokai, I don't want you as a hentai." Shigure Yuyi chased Hideyoshi like a fly with a look of disgust.This guy is no less annoying than a fly.

Whoever wants Hideyoshi will want it, anyway, she will not want such a stinky guy with a vicious mouth, a bad heart, a cheap and a bad stomach.

"Walk around, play while you're at it, don't bother me to sleep."

Shi Yu Yuyi really hated Hideyoshi, and almost fell asleep on the table, this guy came over like a ghost to scare people, can she not be bothered to disturb her sleep.

"You talk so indifferently, like I've never made you happy."

Hideyoshi took out a small hand clap from nowhere, and wiped his non-existent tears.

"It never made me happy." Shi Yu Yuyi looked at the handkerchief in Hideyoshi's hand and frowned. Why is this white handkerchief with a dog pattern exactly the same as hers?

Feeling in the pocket of his clothes, Shi Yu Yuyi gritted his teeth when he found that the handkerchief was gone, and asked kindly, "Where did you get this handkerchief?"

"I got it in my pocket."

Noticing that Shigure Yuromo was grinding his teeth, Hideyoshi took two steps back calmly, ready to run away.

"Which pocket."

Shi Yu Yuyi's eyes flashed with a dangerous light.

"shirt pocket."

"I mean whose pocket."

"..."

Without answering, Hideyoshi stuffed the handkerchief into Tokiamehako's pocket, rubbed the soles of his feet with oil, and ran out of the classroom.

There are vicious dogs in the classroom, if you don't run away, you will be bitten.

"Don't run!"

Hideyoshi ran even faster when he heard the howling of the ferocious dog.

Death is like the wind, always with me.Disasters are always one step behind me.

Cricket vicious dog, how can catch up...

"Don't run!"

An angry sound interrupted Hideyoshi's thoughts, he turned his head and wondered if Shi Yu Yuyi burst out of the small universe and was about to catch up with him.

"I'm an idiot if I don't run away!"

"You are a fool, a big fool!"

Hideyoshi and Shigure Yuyi, one ran away, the other chased, and they were still arguing while running away and chasing.

The two ran from the corridor outside the classroom on the third floor to the stairs on the second floor.

"I caught you."

At the stairs on the second floor, Shigure Yui grabbed Hideyoshi's clothes, but Hideyoshi who didn't pay attention continued to run down.

"Wait, wait, wait!"

"Ok?"

Feeling the strength of the clothes being pulled, Hideyoshi turned his head and looked back, only to see Shigure Yui jumping straight at him.

All of a sudden, both of them lost their center of gravity and rolled down the stairs.

"Pfft!"

This fall, Hideyoshi was thrown so badly that everyone was stunned.He struggled to get up, but found that his eyes were pitch black, and his breathing was even more difficult.

My eyes and nose are broken? !

Hideyoshi thought so, the soft touch on his face made him suddenly realize something.

No way, this is, could this be...!

"Well, it hurts."

Shi Yu Yuyi let out a groan, and covered the forehead he touched.

Like Hideyoshi, she was a little stunned by the fall and still hasn't realized what happened just now.Lying on the somewhat soft ground, Shiyu Yuyi waited for half a minute before waking up a little.

Immediately afterwards, Shi Yu Yuyi realized that the slightly soft floor she was lying on was not the floor, but the Hideyoshi she had just grabbed.

At this moment, she was lying on Hideyoshi's body, her proud chest was pressing on Hideyoshi's face.

"..."

There was no screaming, no anger, Shi Yu Yuyi stood up from Hideyoshi in a daze.Crouching beside Hideyoshi, I checked Hideyoshi's breathing.

"Alive."

When Shigure said so, he poked Hideyoshi's face with his finger.

no response.

She clapped again.

Still no response.

She shook Hideyoshi's shoulder.

Still no response.

Shigure Hagoromo glanced at the bulging part of Hideyoshi's lower body, and sneered.

He grabbed Hideyoshi's wrist and was about to bite it, when Hideyoshi, who hadn't reacted just now, suddenly woke up and shouted.

"Good man spare your life!"

However, Shi Yu Yuyi didn't stop when he heard this sentence, but bit it down.

One bite, two bites, three...

Well, no three mouthfuls.

When he was about to take the third bite, Hideyoshi took out the tape from his pocket and sealed Shigure Hagoromo's mouth.

"You wait, I'll give you a mouth ball as a birthday present, I think you need this!"

Shi Yu Yuyi tore off the tape on his mouth, and widened his eyes: "Oh, if you dare to give it to me, I will take it!"

"you said!"

Hideyoshi is a strong general.

"I said!"

Shi Yu Yuyi was hit.

"Okay, awesome!"

Hideyoshi gave Shigure a thumbs up, since you are so good, then I will satisfy you.

Wait, go back and place an order.

How about giving a mouth ball as a gift, jumping 〇, anal plugs, cat tails, and fox tails. That’s not enough, ears and clothes are also required.

Yu Yuyi, the cricket, dared to speak wild words.

Hideyoshi, who provoked Shigure Hagoromo, didn't realize that he was also provoked by Shigure Hagoromo.

When the coffee shop was off work that day, Hideyoshi dragged Euclid Wood to the sex shop, which shocked Euclid Wood directly.

Chapter 286 Your next sentence is——

"It's unreasonable, why, I can't buy a mouth ball in the huge extreme east!"

Hideyoshi was furious when he ran to five adult goods stores, all of which were kicked out by the store manager.

【Isn't this normal】

Eucliwood was held by Hideyoshi and couldn't write on the notepad, so she used magic to make the mature notepad appear by itself.

"Where is it normal? Don't they open a store to sell things to make money. I want to buy, why don't you sell it to me, don't you know that customers are God!"

Aren't high school students just buying gadgets like jumping 〇 and mouth balls?They said that these things are for adults and not sold to middle school students.

What a joke, he is already over 20 years old in two lifetimes, and he is an adult no matter whether he is in the flower garden or in the Far East.

He also said that he was a junior high school student, but he was short and had a relatively immature face, so people thought he was a junior high school student based on his appearance.

The manager of the store that left last also said that girls are buying this thing for every family!

MD, it’s hard to talk about mouth balls and cat tails, jumping 〇 is for girls after all.

Don't sell it to girls?

This store manager is not a gay store.

Big bird around adult goods store?

Shocked, a gay man is by my side!

Physical stores can't buy it, Hideyoshi wants to buy Shi Yuyu's birthday gift, so he can only buy it online.

I place an order online when I get home, and it should arrive before the weekend.

May 5th, which is the weekend of this week, is Shigure Hagoromo's birthday.

Hideyoshi knew this news from Kagura Mea, and Kagura Mea knew it from Kagura Nana, a classmate.

When Hideyoshi knew about Shigure's birthday, he thought carefully about what gift to give Shigure.

But he thought about wasting brain cells by himself, and thought that if he didn't buy it well, he might be disgusted and complained about it with a vicious tongue.Too lazy to think, he gave up thinking about presents, and ran to directly ask Shiyu Yuyi what he liked.

Unexpectedly, Shi Yu Yuyi would want to bite the ball.

Shigure Yuyi said that he dared to give it away, and he dared to accept it. Hideyoshi, who was full of malice, understood that Shigure Yuyi wanted a mouth ball as her birthday present.

He said he wanted to mouth ball, so how could he be dissatisfied.

Hideyoshi's emotional intelligence is very high. He thinks that Shi Yuyu wants to mouth ball, and then thinks that she is alone at home. It must be playing emptiness and loneliness. Mere mouth balls should not satisfy her.

Since mouth balls can be delivered, it should be no problem to send a jump, a set of cat ears and cat tails, and a set of clothes.

This is all for the sake of Shigure Yuyi, so he gave a mouth ball, Shigure Yuyi should be empty and lonely at night or empty and lonely, it would be much better to have a 〇 egg and a cat tail.

One puts that, and the other puts that, although it can't be said to be a two-pronged approach, it can also effectively relieve emptiness, loneliness, and coldness, right?

Euclid Wood looked at the wicked smile on Hideyoshi's face, and gently patted Hideyoshi's face with his slender white hand holding the notepad.

【Hideyoshi, now you really look like a Hentai】

【Your next sentence is】

[What's wrong with man Hentai! 】

Seeing the words on the notepad, Hideyoshi patted Euclid Wood's head dotingly, and said with a gentle smile, "Good guy, you're still quick to answer."

【That is! 】

In just a short sentence, although Euclid Wood's voice could not be heard, Hideyoshi could imagine a proud girl with her hips on her hips, like a fox-like girl with her tail raised and triumphant.

When the two returned home, dinner was ready.

After work at the Angel Cafe ends, Euclid Wood is taken by Suji to the sex shop to buy birthday gifts together.

Because she didn't know how long it would take to get home, Eucliwood asked Hero to prepare dinner tonight.