Cohabitation Vtuber

But this guy Hideyoshi is so desperate to say "Happy Birthday" with a smile, which makes her tolerable, uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it.

Unbearable, she grabbed the collar and was about to put it on Hideyoshi's neck. Hideyoshi, who had been prepared for a long time, ran upstairs when he saw something bad, found a room with an open door, closed the door and locked it to hide.

Shi Yu Yuyi, who was catching up upstairs, found that Hideyoshi was hiding in the door and knocked and smashed, making everyone downstairs eating cakes and watching TV dumbfounded.

Inuyama Tamaki and Shikano go upstairs to persuade Shigure Hagoromo, fearing that the world will not be chaotic, and Kagura Nana will fight the fire, so there is the scene just now in the previous chapter (crossed out the first three words).

After everyone finished eating the cake, everyone took turns to take a bath, and Inuyama Tamaki prepared the toiletries.

Shigure Hagoromo's family, Kano, Kagura Nana, and Inuyama Tamaki are all familiar with each other, as if they are familiar with their own family.Except for Shigure Yuyi's parents' room, they are very clear about where and where everything is in other rooms.

In comparison, Shi Yu Yuyi is not so familiar with the home of the three of them.

After all, they often come to Shiyu's house, and stay at Shiyu Yuyi's house until evening or overnight if they have nothing to do.

The girls downstairs were talking and laughing.When leaning against the wall, Yu Yuyi sat on the ground and kept opening his mouth to yawn.

It's been more than half an hour and he hasn't come out yet, so Hideyoshi must have fallen asleep.

No way……

Shi Yu Yuyi thought of Hideyoshi in the room who was sleeping soundly on her bed, she was so sleepy and yawned just now that she suddenly dissipated her sleepiness, and the mood that finally calmed down became irritable again.

Just when Shi Yu Yuyi became irritable again and wanted to bite someone again.

The door opened suddenly, and a person came out from inside.

Seeing the person who came out, Shi Yu Yuyi opened his mouth wide without thinking.

This time it's not a yawn, but a cannibalism!

"Ah!"

……

In the bathroom, Hideyoshi soaked in the water where all seven gourd babies had been soaked, and gently touched the fresh tooth marks on his arm.

Shi Yu Yuyi's ability to bite people has become more and more mature, leaving deep and indelible tooth marks without letting the scars bleed, it seems that he is a professional in biting Lu Dongbin.

The bathtub is not very big, and it is incomparable compared to the bathtub in Sakurasou that can accommodate many people. The water in the bath has been soaked by seven girls.

Kano, Hero, Kagura Mea, Inuyama Tamaki, Kagura Nana, Shigure Hagoromo, and Euclid Wood have all soaked in the water.

If Kano, Inuyama Tamahime, Kagura Nana, and Inuyama Tamahime all debut as Vtubers in the future, the water in this bathtub will not be bath water, but Money, banknotes, gold, and holy water!

Even if Kano, Inuyama Tamahime, Kagura Nana, and Inuyama Tamahime haven't made their debut, it depends on who is Xiluo, mea, and Youbuo, he can bottle them, and put them on the Internet at a high price for DD They bought it.

Don't worry that no one will buy it, there is no shortage of LSPs and perverts in DD, if they dare to sell, they will definitely dare to buy.

Even Mea's footwash, which is set to be natto-flavored, has DD wanting to drink it in Mea's live broadcast room and comment area. One can imagine how much these people have changed, gentlemen.

Although this thing will sell, Hideyoshi will not sell it.

Now he is not short of money, even if he is short of money to sell the original fat of mea, how about Xi Luo's ear hair and tail hair, which one of these things is not more expensive than bath water.

Soaking in the bath water used by many beautiful girls, Hideyoshi's heart was neither sad nor happy.

In the past, he might still feel agitated and excited, but now he doesn't feel it at all.

Whether it's the bath water of the three beautiful girls or the bath water of the seven beautiful girls, the taste is no different from that of soaking alone.

Not fragrant, not sweet, not spicy, not sour, not bitter, just the taste of ordinary warm water.

After taking a bath, Hideyoshi dried his body and went outside the bathroom to find that the clothes he put on the washing machine were gone, replaced by a set of pajamas that couldn't be more pink, and a pair of white panties with a picture of a kitten on them.

"Shiyu Yuyi, what the hell are you..."

Being calculated, Shi Yu Yuyi's anger has not dissipated.

Hideyoshi saw that his clothes had turned into girls' pajamas, and knew that he had been tricked.

I really have you, even the fat times are prepared for me, the sacrifice is big enough, hurting the enemy one thousand and self-damaging eight hundred.

This fat time probably belonged to Shigure Yuyi, not someone else.

Hideyoshi was in a daze when he saw the little bear fat times.

To wear or not to wear, that is the question.

Pajamas must be worn, otherwise he will have to go out naked.If putting on this pink pajamas can completely calm Shigure Yui, he doesn't care.

But this fat time...

It's too ruthless, how can you keep my fat times for me.

Sure enough, the most poisonous thing is a woman's heart, this is a woman.

In desperation, Hideyoshi put on his pajamas, but he still couldn't put it on when Xiaoxiong was fat.

The pajamas had no pockets, so Hideyoshi could only hold Fuji in his hand.

Dressed in pink, he was ready to be laughed out loud by everyone in the living room, but what he didn't expect was that the living room was dark.

All the lights are off, the curtains are closed, and only the TV is on in the living room.

"Hideyoshi, let's watch a horror movie!"

Shiro saw Hideyoshi coming out of the bathroom, and waved to Hideyoshi. Because the living room was very dark, she didn't see the color of Hideyoshi's pajamas.

"Hey, are you wearing pajamas? Didn't you say you won't change into pajamas?"

Kagura mea easily noticed the change in Hideyoshi's clothes. After taking a bath, everyone wore the pajamas prepared by Shi Yuyu.

"Well, I don't wear it, someone wants me to wear it. By the way, Yuyi, your kitten is so fat, I will return it to you."

The living room was too dark, Hideyoshi looked around and found Shigure Yuyi.

"Little cat is fat, Yu Yi, aren't you all fat bear?"

Hearing Hideyoshi's words, Kagura Nana frowned. She knew that Tokameha didn't wear the kitten-patterned Fuji, but wore bears and blue and white stripes. Only she would wear the cat-patterned Fuji.

Oops!

Shi Yu Yuyi was startled, she was plotting against Hideyoshi.She took Hideyoshi's clothes away and prepared pajamas and the panji that Kagura Nana had left behind at her house. She thought about whether Hideyoshi would wear panji, because some people don't wear panji in pajamas, but she Unexpectedly, Hideyoshi would return Fatji to him in front of everyone.

This guy doesn't even know how to be ashamed!

Chapter 296 The Same Color as Lemon

Why, watch horror movies at night at home, but watch horror movies at other people's homes.

Sitting on the sofa with a pillow in his arms, Hideyoshi hugged the pillow under his chin, watching TV with erratic eyes.

The scariest horror movie in the world is playing on TV.

He has seen this film.

I used to watch this movie at home, and everyone in Sakurasou watched it together at night.

Although I have seen it, I still tremble when I see Hideyoshi for the second time.

After watching scary things, he always tells himself to forget them quickly, so many plots and high energy in the film have been almost forgotten.

I vaguely remember some images, but it is not clear when these images will occur.

The living room was dark, only the TV was emitting a faint blue light, flickering with the screen of the movie, it was pouring rain outside, and the wind howled and slapped the windows from time to time.

In this perfect atmosphere of terror, except for Euclid Wood, everyone else tensed unconsciously.

Obviously this movie is not the kind that scares you right from the start, the opening scene is ordinary and everyday, but everyone's heart is raised.

Euclid Wood's expression was flat, and the dark and oppressive environment did not affect her at all. She was not only in the mood to drink tea, but also in the mood to eat the snacks prepared on the coffee table.

On the coffee table, there are beverages, tea, snacks such as potato chips and candies.

Everyone was sitting on the sofa motionless, only Euclid Wood kept eating.

Looking at her, it seems that instead of a horror movie, "The Lonely Gourmet" and "The Flower Planter on the Bite of the Tongue" are showing on TV.

Shiloh was shaking so badly, she was so excited before the movie started, and she got a cat face after the movie started.

People are addicted to food.

The more he is afraid of horror movies, the more he wants to watch them. Hideyoshi can't understand Hero's psychology.

As the plot progresses, the atmosphere of horror continues to grow, and the story becomes more and more bizarre.

Shi Yu Yuyi put his little feet on the sofa, and quietly covered them in the blanket.

She was not the only one who did this. Kagura Nana and Kano also sat with their legs crossed, trying to curl up into a ball, as if this would bring them a sense of security.

Unfortunately, this weak sense of security has no effect.

Accompanied by the appalling BGM, a pale grimace suddenly appeared on the screen.

The widened eyeballs protruded as if they were about to fall out, and they were pressed tightly against the screen, and they showed a piercing and terrifying smile.

"what!"

In an instant, the screams of several young girls that could pierce human eardrums erupted in the living room.

Hideyoshi closed his eyes and immediately covered his ears to prevent them from being hurt.

At the same time, out of sight and out of mind, tell yourself to think quickly, and divert your attention from being scared.

Not only was he frightened by the grimaces, but he was also frightened by the screams of the girls.

At the moment when he covered his ears, Hideyoshi felt someone hugging him and rubbing against him vigorously.

The person on the left is probably Mea.

Opening his eyes, as he thought, Kagura Mea, who closed his eyes, hugged him and kept "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", like a groundhog turned into a human.

"Stop screaming." Hideyoshi threw the pillow onto Mea's face, "It's no use screaming to break your throat."

"Your words are a bit harsh, Hideyoshi." Kagura Mea licked her tongue, and all the horrible things in her head that were screaming in fright just now turned into one color.

A color like a lemon.

"How does your head grow..."

Hideyoshi tapped Mea on the head.

"Hey hey hey."

After being hit on the head by Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea was not angry, and smiled innocently while touching the place where she was hit.

The goofy smile is a bit like a purple onion, cute and reassuring.

Hideyoshi didn't know when, mea's confrontation with him became less and more giggling and cute.

There are quarrels and quarrels, but the smell of gunpowder is not as intense as before. It has become a bit like the daily quarrels of old couples and readers quarreling between lovers, writing quarrels, and reading as dog abuse.

Horror movies are still playing, and the scare points of this horror film are continuous, and each scare point is the kind that is difficult for the audience to guess.

The frightening effect of the world's number one horror movie is not fake. It not only has bloody and violent scenes, but also the BGM of the underworld. The weird environment sets off the atmosphere, and there are many horrifying details.

However, Shigure Hagoromo and Kagura Mea didn't notice these meticulous and frightening details.The cabinet in the movie moved, the shadow of the protagonist disappeared, and the white face in the window in the distant view, they didn't notice any of these things.

It's good if you don't notice it. If you don't notice many things that you think about and fear, you will be less likely to scare yourself.

The film lasted for two hours, during which the girls screamed a lot.

Both Hideyoshi and Eucliwood didn't scream the whole time, but compared to Eucliwood who has been expressionless, except for the slight sound of eating, he kept "hissing", as if he was cold. It's taking a breather and exacerbating global warming.

"That's it, isn't it scary..."

After watching the movie, she kept patting her chest, and Kagura Nana uttered wild words.

It wasn't long ago that it was "ahhhhhhhh" and it swelled at the end of the movie.

"Well, I don't think it's particularly scary, it's not as scary as I imagined." Shi Yu Yuyi nodded in agreement, holding her chin with a professional look on her face, "Plasma movies, the atmosphere is still weak, and ghosts can't move at all." Jumping faces appear on the screen, once or twice is okay, but four times is too much. If you see too many funny faces, it’s not scary anymore.”

"Yes, that face looks funny..."

Inuyama Tamaki looked at Kagura Nana and Shigure Hagoromo who sang together in silence.

Install, and then install.

You two were the ones with the loudest voices when you shouted, and the ceiling was about to be overturned by you.

Inuyama Yuhime was about to say something to tell these two people not to pretend like this.Kano, who was silent on the side, said with a smile: "Then how about we watch another one, maybe this one is foreign, we don't have a sense of substitution, how about finding the scariest supernatural movie in China?"

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