Cohabitation Vtuber

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PS: Today, just one update.I don't know why, when I went to bed last night, my left ring finger felt like a bone pain.Baidu checked and said tenosynovitis, I also took it, net TM nonsense.Well, it doesn't affect the codeword, but I want to touch it today (laughs).

PS2: Gu Gu Gu Gu, touched it today, only one chapter.Because I didn't work at full time, I really slacked off.

PS3: Tomorrow, the book on Abyss will be updated, and only two chapters will be updated. What a shame.I have high expectations for that one (referring to the plot).

Chapter 311 It's skinny and stupid

"Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi, I heard that you are going to give birth, but you still want to give birth to a daughter!"

In the study, Hideyoshi was explaining the matter of "giving birth" to the DDs when there was a loud noise outside the door.

With a "snap", the door of the study was violently pushed open.

DD in the live broadcast room knew who was coming by hearing the voice.

"Which of you idiots informed the Taijun and led the devil here?"

Hideyoshi frowned, and waved to Kagura who showed his head and didn't even look in.

Seeing him waving, Kagura Mea hesitated, and walked in with her head in her hands.

She was broadcasting live upstairs and saw a DD saying that Kinoshita Hideyoshi gave birth to a baby girl.She didn't know what to think, she ran downstairs as soon as her brain got hot, and when she realized that Hideyoshi was a boy and couldn't have children, she had already blurted out what she wanted to say.

Covering her head was to prevent being beaten. Seeing Hideyoshi frowning, she thought that the chance of her head being hit was not small.

After Hideyoshi finished the stalking sentence, "I am me" was posted on the barrage, which made some DDs who came over from the Kagura mea live broadcast room look bewildered and bewildered.

Hideyoshi didn't care about Kagura's behavior of hugging her head.If he wanted to beat Mea up, it wouldn't make any sense for her to hug her head.

"I'm going to give birth, a girl." Hideyoshi coughed, ignoring Kagura Mea, whose eyes were staring like copper bells, and repeated what he had just said to the DDs.

The so-called "giving birth" is actually making a leather case for someone, so to "have a daughter" is to launch a female Vtuber.

The name of Vtuber Hideyoshi was revealed in the live broadcast room, the name is "Shikano".

That's right, this Shikano is Kano from Class A of the first year of Tedi Academy High School.

At first, Kano didn't have the idea of ​​debuting as a Vtuber. She sang a cover of a song and prepared to submit it on N station and Bilibili.

Kano Hui wanted to post his own song on the beep station because of the influence of Hero.Because Xi Luo often told her interesting stories about the live broadcast on Biz, which made her interested in this platform.

She wanted to ask Xi Luo for advice on how to register a Beep account. It was really difficult for her to answer the inbound questions of Beep because she didn't understand Chinese.

After not asking for advice for a long time, I don't know how to agree to Xi Luo to become a Vtuber in a muddle.

Hideyoshi did not charge money for making leather cases for Kano. The leather cases he made for Hilo, Yu, and Mea were all the ones with very delicate movements. Making leather cases for Kano would certainly not be bad. .

With the exquisiteness of the leather cases he made, even if his reputation as a painter is eliminated, the friendship price charge will not be too low.

Kano is still a student and has no source of income.She doesn't necessarily have the financial resources to buy a leather case, even if she has the financial resources to buy a leather case, Kano may have to eat soil and grass for a while.

Anyway, You and the others don't charge for their leather cases, and there's nothing wrong with Kano's not charging.

He didn't make leather cases for Kano completely for free.

Since Kano uses his leather case, it is his "daughter", so as his "daughter", there are some things to pay attention to when working in the flower planter.

For example, don't step on the political red line of flower growers, and speak carefully and don't talk nonsense.If you want to broadcast live on Bizhan, you need to learn Chinese.

If it is a contribution video, if it is not broadcast live, it does not matter whether you learn Chinese or not.But if you want to broadcast live, you must learn Chinese if you want to make money.

Recently, Vtuber has settled in, and Hideyoshi wants to take care of it.

Vtubers who come to make money must learn Chinese, which is his ambition.

Even if it is superficial learning, learning three or five sentences of Chinese a year is better than not learning a single sentence.

"So it's not that you are going to have a baby. I thought you had sex with some wild man. It's really disappointing."

Kagura mea squatted next to Hideyoshi and held her face. She said this sentence in Chinese, the pronunciation was not very standard, and some words were still vague.

However, to form a sentence, DDs understand it.

In the past, Hideyoshi couldn't help giving this hanging man's head a long time ago.

But now it is live broadcasting, which makes it difficult for him to teach her a lesson, so he can only resist the desire to do it.

If he couldn't resist beating up mea, a skinny sheep, he believed that tomorrow he would be burned, saying that he was an iron fist boy, possessed by a strong man.

"You just wait for me, I can't beat you live now, wait for me to stream you and wash your neck."

Hideyoshi stuck to Kagura Mea's ear and whispered.After speaking, he made a gesture of wiping his neck in front of his neck.

Hearing Hideyoshi's Kagura full of murderous intent, Kagura raised her head and showed Hideyoshi an awkward yet polite smile.

She stood up, looked at the "hahaha" barrage, and looked at Hideyoshi's bland smile, knocked her head and stuck out her tongue to show off.

"Hey, I just remembered that I'm going to broadcast live again, goodbye, oh no, never see you again!"

Halfway through the conversation, he rubbed the soles of his feet with oil and slipped away.

Go upstairs, go back to the room, close the door, all in one go, you are really a hero on the run.

This made the DDs who pricked up their ears and wanted to hear how Hideyoshi would respond to Kagura mea unexpected.

Kagura Mea just finished flirting with Hideyoshi before, so why did he say goodbye later.

It didn't take long for their doubts to be answered from Kagura Mea's live broadcast room.

Some DDs are the elders of the monitoring room, and D broadcasts as many live broadcasts as possible.

Hideyoshi launched and opened Hideyoshi's live broadcast room, Eucliwood launched and opened Euclid Wood's live broadcast room, Kagura mea started broadcasting and opened Kagura mea's live broadcast room.

It seems that these DDs don’t care whether they can watch it or not. In short, how many Vtubers they follow, as long as the Vtuber starts broadcasting, they will start the live broadcast.

There are several Vtuber live broadcasts on the computer, Vtuber live broadcasts on the mobile phone, and a Vtuber live broadcast room if there is a tablet computer.

Kagura Mea went back to her room, and a DD asked her why she didn't continue to tease Hideyoshi and she came back. She said that Hideyoshi said that he would kill her within three days and raise her ashes, so that she dared not continue to tease Hideyoshi .

This is obviously a joke.

Kagura mea learns the jokes on the Internet, earthy love stories, and all kinds of stalks very quickly. These words that Kagura mea learned are all things that Eucliwood has never taught, and they are all self-taught.

She doesn't learn the good words taught by You very fast, but she learns the swear words and sassy words in Chinese and the earthy love words taught by DDs very quickly.

This scumbag woman has a tendency to become Xi Luo and Shizuku Lulu gradually. In the live broadcast room, she uses Chinese to match with DD, and in the comments, she also uses Chinese to match with DD.

I can't stop talking about gossip and earth-flavored love every day, and I have been in line with people for a long time in the fan group and subtitle group.

The fan group where she and DD are on line includes her fans, as well as Hero and Yu's fan group, and Hideyoshi's fan group.

In Hideyoshi's fan group yesterday, she was banned by Hideyoshi for a month when she was in line with Hideyoshi's fans.

Went to several of Yu's fan groups to make a fuss, and Hideyoshi, who made every Yu's fan group to be the group owner or administrator, was silenced again.

PS: I fell asleep, I touched it in Chapter 2, hehe (knocking head and sticking out tongue)

PS2: Let me be a fishing dog this month, update it next month, and let me take a rest this month.Push the update to April, and update it in April.Of course, it doesn't mean that there will be no updates in the next few days of this month, but it will be as shameful as it is now.

Chapter 312 The Smell of a Cat

"Hideyoshi, let's go camping together during the summer vacation!"

Teidi Gakuen, during the break of physical education class, Hideyoshi looked at Shigure Hagoromo speechlessly in the pose of "Let's go to barbecue tonight.jpg".

This kid, isn't he worried about flying knife warnings when he's camping?

"Why don't you talk?" Shigure Yuyi's small hand shook in front of Hideyoshi's eyes, as if she had sensed something, she suddenly covered her chest with her hands and made a disgusted expression, "Hey, Hen..."

"You seem to be fatter, and your thighs are a little fatter than when you started school."

Hideyoshi rested his chin and stared at Shigure Yui's lower body.

The short tights set off the girl's round buttocks, her white and tender thighs were exposed, and the white knee socks covered most of her calves.I have to say, these are a pair of good legs, if he doesn't have excellent legs, he can lick them for a lifetime.

"Really, really?!"

Shi Yu Yuyi bent down and touched her legs, she didn't care about Hideyoshi's unscrupulous gaze sizing her up.We've known each other for so long, and it's not like she hasn't been seen by Hideyoshi in physical education class.

Although she was annoyed by this guy's evaluation of her body, such as her thick waist and fat legs, she knew that what Hideyoshi said was right.

When I was said to be fat, I was indeed fat.It's not the kind of "fat" with enlarged breasts, but the fat with face, waist, legs, and arms.

"Really, have you indulged yourself too much these days?"

"Where..." Shi Yu Yuyi wanted to say "Where is it", thinking that he was reviewing every day and eating sweets at the same time.

In the name of supplementing sugar to provide brain energy, the reality is that she is greedy, and she still hasn't stopped eating sweets until her toothache hurts.

Finally she nodded: "Yes."

In the past few days of review, she was indeed too indulgent and ate too much sweets.

Every day after school, she would go to the sweet coffee shop with Yuu and Hideyoshi, and eat a dessert and drink a cup of coffee in the shop.Before leaving the store, I have to buy a lot of desserts to take away.

She wasn't like this before, but since Eucliwood learned how to make desserts and the dessert menu of the Sweets Cafe was updated, she couldn't do without the desserts made by You.To the point where if you don't eat for a day, you don't want to study.

Hideyoshi couldn't laugh or cry when he heard Shigure Yui's words. It's because of Yu's feelings that the desserts are so delicious that you can't help but not eat them?

"It's okay, eat hard. Last time you had a toothache, didn't You make you a dessert that won't hurt you anymore. This time, you go to You and ask her to make you a dessert that won't make you fat."

Hideyoshi said with a smile, he didn't mean to be joking when he said that.

But Shigure Yuyi obviously thought that Hideyoshi was teasing her, wrinkled his nose, puffed up his face, and said, "You think you know magic."

Yu is magic.

Hideyoshi shook his head, with a strong smile on his face: "Yu can make you pudding for toothache, why can't I make you a dessert that won't make you fat."

"Do you think I'm stupid?" Shi Yu Yuyi rolled his eyes, "Do you think my toothache is so good? You added medicine for toothache when you made pudding. I asked You to make it for me. The dessert that doesn't make you fat, is it the slimming tea that makes people go to the toilet in the dessert she gave me?"

Hideyoshi immediately understood after hearing Shigure's words, this was Yu's excuse to use magic power to cure Shigure's tooth decay.

Yu Yi comforted her by telling her that it was a common toothache, and that he would make her a pudding, and after eating that pudding, her toothache would stop.

Afterwards, he didn't listen carefully to the conversation between Yu and Yu Yi, who was busy carving coffee. It turned out that Yu explained to Yu Yi like this.

A big pink cat, seeing Hideyoshi and Shigure Yui, came over.

"What are you talking about?"

Seeing Xi Luo approaching, Hideyoshi restrained his smile and said nonsense seriously: "Discuss whether cat meat is sour."

"Meow meow?" Hero tilted her head, and there were three question marks above her head, "Hideyoshi, your blood count is getting lower and lower, won't you miss Wang Xing on Earth?"

"Yes, so I'm going to go back tonight. I can't go back empty-handed, I want to return home with clothes, I plan to randomly select a lucky cat in school, and it will be the dinner I bring back to Wang Xing."

Hideyoshi's expression is very serious, if you ignore the content of his words and think he is talking about serious things.

It's a pity that his words are so attention-grabbing that it's hard to ignore them.

"Cats are so cute, why do you eat cats?" Xi Luo said with a smile.

"I want to confirm whether the cat meat is sour." Hideyoshi looked at Xi Luo with burning eyes, his eyes were full of teasing.

However, what Hideyoshi never expected was that when meeting his gaze, Hero smiled. Under his puzzled gaze and Shigure Hagoromo's surprised gaze, Hero stretched out the index finger of her right hand and brought it to his mouth. side.

The next second, it reached into his mouth, and the soft green little finger gently tapped his tongue.

Quickly withdrew her fingers and put her hands behind her back. Xi Luo blushed slightly and asked softly, "Now, are you sure if the cat meat is sour?"

Hideyoshi stuck out his tongue, and in his mouth was the salty taste of a girl's index finger after a workout. He said with a smile, "I'm not sure. I have to take a bite to know the taste. How can I be sure by tasting it?"

"Then do you want to take a bite?" Shiro bent over to Hideyoshi's face, stretched out her saliva-stick hand, and put her index finger on Hideyoshi's mouth again.It was clearly a cat, but the expression on its face was as charming as a fox demon.

"Hold on."

Hideyoshi touched Hero's approaching face with both hands, and this time it was Hero's turn to be confused, and Hideyoshi's face kept getting closer in her eyes.Her rosy face heated up rapidly.

"Open your mouth."

Hideyoshi noticed the change in Hero's expression, but he didn't care because he had more important things to do, and let Hero open his mouth.He has one thing to confirm.

"Meow?"

Shiro's puzzled eyes became even more puzzled, although she was puzzled, she still obediently listened to Hideyoshi's words and opened her mouth.

It shouldn't be about kissing me. Kissing doesn't mean opening your mouth... Well, not necessarily.

Thinking of something that happened with Hideyoshi, Hero's eyes suddenly became flustered. She closed her eyes and dared not look at Hideyoshi's face that was so close that she was almost close to touching her face.

"What are you doing, could it be that you want to tongue kiss Hero?"