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His own relationship has become a mess, and he has a lot of responsibility.

If he hadn't pretended to be dull on purpose, kept a strict distance from other women, and had been a single pusher who was really single-minded and single-minded, the ending would be different now.

Maybe, I have already come into contact with You Negative Distance.

If this world is an animation, if the first episode is counted from the day he met Yuu, the episode aired today may be the second season.The progress of the relationship between myself and the girl around me should have scared the audience to death.

How can there be a harem animation that has not officially opened a harem for so long, and is still flirting with other people.

Waiting for the health care teacher to finish Kano's wound, Hideyoshi was sitting on the bed in the Ho room, thinking wildly.

Kano's injury was healed quickly, and the health care teacher wiped away the blood on Kano's head.

Even if they didn't come late, Shikano's injury has healed.

When the alcohol cotton wiped the wound, Kano's wound had already scabbed, and the health care teacher kept wiping the blood on Kano's head.

Shigure Hagoromo in the classroom didn't wait for the teacher. Hideyoshi and Mr. Kanoxian returned to the classroom one step at a time. They entered the classroom and sat down, and the bell for class rang.

It took less than 10 minutes from Xiuji La Lunao to the health room, and then when they came back from the health room.

"How did your horn grow on your own head?"

During class, I really couldn't hold back the doubts in my heart, Hideyoshi poked Kano's back and asked in a low voice.

Kano in front did not speak, wrote something on the notebook, tore off the written part, crumpled it up and threw it to Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi caught it and unfolded the ball of paper. The answer on it made him speechless in shock.

See above.

【I have no idea】

Ok, great answer!

If it weren't for class, Hideyoshi would have applauded Kano's high-quality answer. The answer "I don't know" is really good, as good as the answer "slightly" at the end of the winter and summer homework.

This is good because he is Mahler Gobi.

Hideyoshi was playing with the short antlers belonging to Kano in his hand with mixed feelings.

For some reason, touching the antlers gave him the illusion that he was touching Kano.

He lowered his head and sniffed, the faint smell of blood and the fragrance of a girl lingered at the tip of his nose.

Alchemy with this thing tonight, won't be able to summon Xiaozi No. 2.Let's invite You to do alchemy together today, if you can't solve something weird if you summon it, it will be troublesome.

Although so far, the things summoned by his own alchemy can be easily processed, but he is not afraid of ten thousand or just in case.

He has never worried about summoning murderous monsters in alchemy, and he dares to die if such monsters appear.

People are inherently mortal, but anyway, they have advantages, and they can become zombies after death.

Compared with murderous monsters, what he is afraid of is the frequent visitors in slimy novels such as tentacle monsters and slimes.

If the plot in the strange book appeared on him, Hideyoshi believed that he would want to die, or the kind who wanted to die so thoroughly that he would never be resurrected.

In the afternoon, Hideyoshi packed his schoolbag and left the school. After meeting Yu at the school gate, he went to work at the Angel Coffee Shop.

During the time he took leave last month to recuperate at home, he never went to a coffee shop.

Gabriel, the newcomer in the store, can't replace Hideyoshi at all, not to mention that Gabriel doesn't know how to draw and carve flowers, and she has very little part-time work in a week.

The work pressure is all on Gu Shouxueyou, Yuhe and the store manager, and Gabriel is more like the store manager than the store staff.

She is free when there are few customers, and she is quite free when there are many customers.

Gabriel is sitting while the store manager is standing; Gabriel is playing Switch while the store manager is working; Gabriel returns home from work early, and the store manager works overtime until he finally returns home.

No matter how you look at it, the store manager looks like a part-time worker, and Gabriel is in charge of the Angel Coffee Shop.

But Gabriel has eyesight and can read the air, she knows that she is working part-time, not to be an ancestor.So I will study hard with You and Gu Shou Xueyou.

Of course, she gets tired easily and often needs to rest.But she is still working hard.Try to fish as little as possible so that working time and fishing time are equal.

"Is this your little fish?"

Hideyoshi looked at Gabriel who was lying on the table, eating the dessert that Yu personally fed with his mouth open, and felt like throwing up a lot.

I'm still a part-time worker, not here to be an ancestor. Do you make You Feed food plausible? I haven't been fed by You a few times.

Seeing Gabriel being fed Play by Yuu, Hideyoshi was sour.

PS: Xiaozi No. 2 is from "Cthulhu and the Second Sick Girl"

Chapter 353 (laughs)

"Kano's antlers, Hagoromo's fur, Hero's ear hair, mea's half-eaten potato chips, Yu's nails..."

In the small attic of Sakurazhuang, wearing a black robe, guarding the cauldron on the induction cooker, Hideyoshi muttered something.

Since Hideyoshi started alchemy in the attic, he has been more and more into copper smelting, bah, alchemist.

When doing alchemy, not only did he dress like a wizard, but even his facial expressions and language became babbling.

He transformed the attic, which was originally well-lit, into a dark one.

On a shelf against the wall are many of the underworld peripheries.

A human brain soaked in formalin, a pale skeleton, a blood-stained hemp rope, red scissors, an ancient book with an unknown text on the cover...

At first, the attic was very normal, but Hideyoshi himself didn't know which muscle was wrong in him, and he wanted to transform it into this look.

This once made him dare not step into the attic to do alchemy at night, so he took the time to do alchemy while it was still dark.

In today's alchemy, what Hideyoshi added to the pot were things from people around him.

Anyway, my own medicine refining is random, even if the materials used are the same, the heat is the same, the time is the same, and the amount of water is the same, the things that are refined are still different.

Since no matter how you do alchemy, the products are all random, so it's better to let yourself go, blind Ji Ba refining medicine.

If you're lucky, you may be able to refine the medicine that makes You able to speak.

There are more than 20 bottles of medicine at home, one bottle can make You talk for three to 10 minutes, Hideyoshi is not in a hurry to refine a new medicine that can make You talk for a short time.

When refining medicine every day, I habitually sign in and check in, and I have the psychological idea of ​​winning the lottery in case it is shipped today.

In the pot, the clear tap water became cloudy after Hideyoshi put something strange in it, and the cloudy soup changed color as the hot water boiled.

The dim yellow soup first turned red, then orange, then yellow, green, blue, blue, and then red again.

"Purple, isn't it red orange yellow green blue blue purple..."

Hideyoshi couldn't help complaining about the change of the potion. These have changed into six colors in sequence, why your last color has not changed.Fortunately, he is not obsessive-compulsive disorder, if he is obsessive-compulsive disorder, he will die of pain.

I don't know if he heard Hideyoshi's complaints, his voice fell, and the potion in the pot that changed from blue to red turned purple in an instant.

Really in an instant, Hideyoshi blinked, and the color of the potion changed, becoming purpler than Yakumo purple.

"Good guy, change into a colorful black."

After Hideyoshi finished speaking, the red potion turned black, and other colors kept flashing in this black.

After doing a lot of alchemy, it is no surprise that Hideyoshi can understand his own words when he sees the things in the pot.Not to mention those who can understand their own words, there are also alchemists who can pretend to be miserable, act cute, beep, and brag.

Seriously, if this world belonged to the SCP worldview, he felt that he could be considered an SCP containment by the Foundation.

"Take a medicine that can make Yuu talk forever. If it works, it will turn red, and if it doesn't, it will turn blue."

The potion, which was purpler than Yakumo purple, changed, and now it turned into a color bluer than Yakumo blue.

While boiling the medicine, Hideyoshi "chat" with the medicine in the pot.

They mainly asked about the effects of the potion, and I couldn't let You talk, so let's use the flying potion, the earth-dancing potion, and see through the lock... Cough cough, sorry, I went to the wrong set.

Anyway, as long as it is Yao Hideyoshi, he can accept it. He does not always have good luck in alchemy to produce potions, ointments, and pills.

He summoned a suspected creature from another world, so he inevitably had a fierce fight with the summoned creature in the attic.

This time he was lucky in alchemy, he did not summon a monster, and successfully refined a pot of capsules.

Gum, capsule?

"..."

Hideyoshi was silent when he saw what was in the pot.It's not that he hasn't seen anything from Xiemen, but a pot of water turned into a pot of capsules in the end. He feels that this can no longer be described by Xiemen.

After the drug tester Euclid Wood took it, the effect of the drug was to make the body smaller.

APTX4869.

Hideyoshi, who knew the efficacy of the medicine, said the name silently in his heart.

This time he alchemy can be regarded as refining medicine, or summoning things from another world.

You said that the effect of the capsule is exactly the same as the medicine APTX4869 that the elementary school students of Death God were fed with gin.

"Yu, if you drink this medicine, if you don't use magic power to remove the effect of the medicine, will you become smaller?"

Hideyoshi looked back and forth at the loli figure Euclid Wood.

【I know what you're thinking】

【meeting】

【It will become a little smaller o(￣ヘ￣o#)】

Euclid Wood uses emoji to express her displeasure with Hideyoshi's question.

To be honest, with her height, figure, and appearance, it is easy for people to mistake her for a loli.

Even if she is old enough to be someone else's grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma... I don't know how many grandmas there are, but her body and appearance stopped growing early, no matter how unwilling she is to admit it, in the eyes of others, she is just a Only loli.

Even in Hideyoshi's eyes, she is a legitimate loli.

No matter what, you can't get rid of the attribute of loli.

【You are not thinking about something bad, are you】

Euclid Wood's white and tender little hand waved in front of Hideyoshi's eyes, bringing Hideyoshi who was distracted from his thoughts back to reality, and warned on the notepad.

【It's against the law to hit a young girl】

"I don't have such thoughts." Hideyoshi patted Euclid Wood's head, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "And your age has already surpassed the level of a grandmother, even if I drank that medicine, it wouldn't be enough for me to attack you Crime."

【Hentai! (#￣～￣#)]

Euclid Wood took two steps back, deep contempt hidden under her plain sea blue eyes.

If Hideyoshi's first sentence was true, after he said the second sentence, his first sentence became false.Because this guy can say the second sentence, it means that the idea of ​​attacking her who drank the medicine has popped up in his mind.

"man……"

Before Hideyoshi finished speaking, Euclid Wood's talkative right hand quickly interrupted his words, and the notepad directly slapped his face.

[I know what your next sentence is, what's wrong with being a perverted man! 】

[You just talk about it, you have a lust but no lust]

[Sleeping with a girl every week, still a virgin, so funny (laughs)]

Eucliwood put down the notepad, put his index finger to his mouth and pulled the corners of his mouth, showing a mocking and emotionless smile at Hideyoshi.

"Woman, you are playing with fire, do you know that!"

Being ridiculed by someone he likes, Hideyoshi became anxious, and lifted Euclid's chin with his index finger, and was about to pretend to be a domineering president and say something aggressive, when Euclid stood on tiptoe, and suddenly pecked him on the mouth .

A notepad paper appeared in front of Hideyoshi and Eucliwood, and Eucliwood's narrow words caught Hideyoshi's eyes.

【Hideyoshi, you are not as courageous as me (laughs)】

PS: Update on the recovery day.

Chapter 354 Boki

"Sad, my family's Qing Youjiang has become chaotic."

Covering his wet lips, Hideyoshi's face was full of sadness, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop rising.

In the attic, being kissed by You was really stupid, he never thought that You would kiss him on his own initiative.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey."

Hideyoshi gently licked his lower lip with his tongue, reminiscing about the touch with Yuu Kiss not long ago.