Cohabitation Vtuber
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weekend.
Hideyoshi and Heero's date ends.
He slumped on the sofa, feeling his body hollowed out.
He went to the amusement park yesterday and the aquarium today. He was so tired that he was numb.
"Mea, come and beat Grandpa's legs."
Hideyoshi saw mea walking by and said something to tease people.
"Did you eat seafood with Xi Luo today, and eat the radiation fish from Fukushima and eat your brains out."
Kagura gave Hideyoshi a blank look, she spoke harshly enough, cursing people would make her go home black.
"Aren't you a maid, serving tea and pouring water is not your job?"
Hideyoshi said lazily.
"Then it's still my job to fight this."
Kagura Mea made a familiar movement with her right hand.
"Your hand looks like you don't want it anymore."
Hideyoshi raised his eyebrows, this little woman was "Rosemary Rosemary" again.
"Humph."
Kagura mea snorted arrogantly, and ran away without Hideyoshi.
There was only a "bang", followed by mea's screams in the next second.
"Pain pain pain pain pain."
Hideyoshi hurriedly got up from the sofa, ran to Mea, and asked about her condition.
"What's the matter, are you alright?"
Kagura raised her head, looked at Hideyoshi with teary eyes, and said aggrievedly, "I hit the little toe of my right foot, it hurts so much."
Although there were socks covering her feet, she still hurt from the impact.
The little toe of the foot hitting the table leg is as painful as a toothache.
"Hiss, it's so scary."
Hideyoshi gasped for accelerating global warming.
"I'll get you some medicine to wipe, you should sit down first."
The floor of Sakurasou is wiped every day by Euclid Wood, so it is very clean, and there is nothing for Mea to sit like this except her butt is cold.
Not long after, Hideyoshi found a bottle of life potion that he successfully made from the refrigerator.
"Come on, drink this to guarantee your death, no, it will restore your health."
"Does your weird potion really work? It wouldn't be Dalang who should drink it."
Looking at the red potion in Hideyoshi's hand, Kagura Mea's eyes were full of suspicion.
"No, don't worry, you will be full of energy after drinking it. Not only will your waist not be sore, your legs won't hurt, you won't even be panting when you sleep."
"Is there something wrong with your last sentence?"
"Don't worry about the details, come to Dalang, no, mea opens his mouth."
Hideyoshi uncorked the bottle and poured it into Mea's mouth as he spoke.
I heard from You that this medicine can cure all injuries, but I don’t know if I can recover after drinking this medicine if I do that kind of thing.
If it can be recovered, there must be a big market for this drug.
Many good girls who smoke, drink, have their hair permed, have tattoos, and go to nightclubs will definitely come to buy it.
I have to say that the medicine he made from alchemy is very practical. After drinking mea, my feet will still hurt, but it doesn't hurt that much.
If the previous pain was level ten, then the current pain is level five.
"Okay, I'm qualified."
Kagura Mea happily stood up from the ground, only to hear another "bang", and Mea's head came into close contact with the corner of the table.
"Ah, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
This time mea screamed louder.
You are a genius...
Hideyoshi had nothing to say when he saw mea being attacked twice by the table.
Another bottle of life potion was given to mea, and he took another bottle of intelligence potion to give the idiot mea's intelligence +1.
Mea didn't know that the second bottle of blue potion that Hideyoshi gave her was intelligence potion, and Hideyoshi lied to him that drinking it would make her heal faster.
Mea didn't suspect this lie at all, Hideyoshi didn't know whether to be comforted or to give the child more food to nourish his brain.
The child's silly appearance looks like that purple onion.If it wasn't for raising her by himself in the future, I was really worried that she would help count the money after being tricked into bed by another man.
No, I have to worry about it now. Although I've dated her, who can guarantee that there won't be a yellow hair blindly looking at the talking mea.
After giving Mea the medicine, Hideyoshi put a bear band-aid on the wound on Mea's head.
"Okay kid, let's go play, don't knock any more."
"OJ8K."
Kagura Mea smiled and made an OK gesture.
The Chinese that this scumbag woman has learned recently is getting more and more strange.
"Boy, do you want to play games together?"
Kagura Mea, who was halfway upstairs, stopped, and asked Hideyoshi, who was paralyzed back in the living room.
"I don't play, I love painting, and painting loves me."
Hideyoshi likes to play games, but his heavy work makes him have no time to play games.
The two-week appointment took up a lot of his drawing time.
He hadn't dated a girl before, and he was looking forward to dating a girl.
Now he has dated four girls with different personalities. He thinks dating is just that kind of date, that is, eating, drinking and having fun outside.
Holding little hands, cuddling and hugging, and kissing little mouths are the same thing.
Some things are new at the beginning, but they are not necessarily new after many times.
Of course, this does not include the date with You next week.
To be honest, the feeling Yu gives him is different from the feeling others give him. It is not too much to say that Yu is unique to him.
I'm sorry to say that to Mea, Hero, Hagoromo, Minami and the others, but the first person he likes is Yuu.
Although he later confirmed that he is DD and also likes others, but he is mainly pushing You alone.
Yuyi and the others liked it, liked it very much, but not to the extent that they liked Yuu.
It may be achieved in the future, it may be a year later, or it may be after marriage, but now he can't do it.
Before going to the study to paint, Hideyoshi went to take a bath first, and then took a bath again.
What he didn't expect was that when he opened the door of the bath, he saw a big cat taking a bath inside.
While taking a bath, he glanced into the bathtub, but he didn't see anyone, and asked if there was anyone, but no one responded.
I didn't expect to see Xi Luo after coming in.
"Why are you here?"
"Can't I be here?"
"I saw no one in there just now."
"I'm diving."
"I yelled to see if anyone was here."
"I can not hear."
"If you want to take a bath with me, just tell me."
"I told you straight up that you must find an excuse to run away."
Hideyoshi was silent.What Hero said was true, if Hero invited him to take a bath together, he would definitely find an excuse to shirk.
Although he said he had taken a bath with everyone last time, he was still embarrassed to be honest with girls in the bath.
The main reason is that everyone looked at him too directly and horribly when he was in the bath, as if they wanted to eat him alive.
like now...
Hideyoshi looked at Xi Luo's blushing face, and his big piercing eyes peeked below him from time to time.
Even if he is an LSP, he can't stand such a blunt obscene look.
Yes, it's nasty.
Boys' eyes can be capable, and girls' eyes can also be dirty.
"Are you sure you stand like this for me to watch, and don't come down to take a bath?"
Shiro said with a smile, staring at Hideyoshi's body carefully.
As always, she has an enviable good figure.
PS: More, more, damn it.
PS2: I used to push Shirakami Fubuki, then I pushed Kagura Mea and Kagura Nana, and I kept pushing Shera, and now I push Minami Nanami.During the promotion of Lulu, Lulu happened to have a little problem, and my enthusiasm was really getting lower and lower.Other V authors have gone to horse racing girls or written about other subjects.Why should I hold the three-acre land of vtb.I've pushed long enough, this was just the straw that broke the camel's back.I have nothing to break the defense, I just think this circle is too stupid, why should I write it.The subtitle team is stupid, the anchor is stupid, and the fans are also stupid, what to send to the circle, crawling.
PS3: This book will continue to be full-time, and I don’t think it will make me and Xiaoqianqian feel uncomfortable.If you don't eat full attendance, it won't be bad for the hedgehog cat to let the hedgehog cat prostitute.Some time ago, it was said that this year was over.It is almost the later stage when I write about the post-marriage plot.This time it's ready to finish.Write a side story about the life of a child and then go to write a new V book.
Chapter 404 Do You Have X Fantasies About Hideyoshi
"Cute, single push, married."
"I really want to be Kinoshita's mother's dog."
"Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi, my Hideyoshi."
While the live broadcast was on, Hideyoshi was seriously drawing. Seeing the barrage in the live broadcast room, he couldn't help but speak.
"Are you idiots, go to the next door in heat, don't heat with me."
However, Hideyoshi's poisonous tongue is useless. In the past, these DDs would be easily broken by Hideyoshi's insults. Now, after Hideyoshi's long-term baptism, their defense power has improved a lot.
"Honey, scold me!"
"I like being scolded by Kinoshita's mother the most."
"Wang Wang Wang!"
Grass! (a plant)
Hideyoshi wanted to ignore these barrages, but he couldn't. The more he watched, the more angry he became.
If only he had the ability to hit people along the network cable, he would take the undrinkable potion with all kinds of strange effects that he made from alchemy, and pour them into these stinky DDs one by one.
"If you post these barrages again, I'll be cooking live."
Hideyoshi said dissatisfiedly that this was his trick to make DD shut up.
"Don't don't."
"Not really."
"It's not necessary."
The barrage in the live broadcast room is all to persuade Hideyoshi not to cook.
Hideyoshi's cooking is really effective in the show, but there are many times when the show is too effective to make the audience lose their sanity, and it is common for Cthulhu monsters to appear in the pot.
In fact, there is a 20.00% probability that Hideyoshi cooks potions, monsters, unsightly but edible food, and good-looking but inedible food.
The reason why he often summons Cthulhu creatures in live broadcasts is that the things he added are abnormal.
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