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"No problem. Generally, there are no people in the store, especially on rainy days."

The shop manager who said this was a little disappointed. Although opening a coffee shop is a hobby, he also hoped that the shop would be lively instead of deserted and deserted.

"Shop manager, young people like milk tea more than coffee, and the location of our store is also biased. The customers are mainly students. Students don't like to drink coffee. It's okay if there are more desserts in our store, but the desserts in the store are so small. It’s normal for no one to come.”

Hideyoshi said it very to the point, milk tea is a popular drink in the Far East, like coffee was popular more than ten years ago.

Moreover, the price of a cup of coffee is indeed much more expensive than milk tea. Even though the coffee at Angel Coffee Shop is good and cheap, there are still few students who like to drink coffee, and even word of mouth has limited effect.

"Speaking of the store manager, if you want to have more people, the easiest way is the maid cafe. Generally, that kind of coffee shop is easy to attract people, and attract people with the good-looking staff."

"If I were a customer, if the clerk was a lovely young lady, I would most likely come here for the second time, but if the clerk who serves is an uncle, I definitely don't have the desire to come to this store for the second time, unless the food in this store is delicious. Also cheap."

"..."

Don't scold, don't scold, I'm an uncle, not a cute young lady, I'm really sorry, Hideyoshi's words made the store manager fall into autism.

After talking a lot, Hideyoshi realized that the store manager was autistic and quickly shut up.After all, the store manager is his boss, so he should stop attacking him, otherwise he would lose confidence and close the store, and he would not have such an easy place to work.

Now that the store manager has spoken, Hideyoshi doesn't plan to stay in the store anymore. Anyway, it's a waste of time if there are no customers in the store. It's better to go home early to cook and draw.

Before leaving the store, Hideyoshi bought a pudding from the store manager.This is Yu's favorite dessert, Hideyoshi is actually very sorry to let her live a hard life after picking up Yu.

Think about the family conditions of Yuu in the animation, eating and drinking at Ayumi Ayumi's house 24 hours a day, except for sleeping time, basically never stopped talking.

Either eating or drinking tea, basically eating and drinking every day.

Let’s look at the three meals a day after You asked him to pick it up, and he rarely bought snacks for You, let alone expensive fruits, and he basically never bought them. Even the tea in You’s cup was cheap. He even thought about letting You come to work with him to earn money to support his family.

Yu himself didn't seem to care much, but Hideyoshi couldn't help but care.There is only harm when there is comparison, isn't it?Compared with the Asian dance king Ayumi Aikawa, he is indeed much worse, whether it is financial or other.

It's really enviable, if he is also a protagonist like Ayumi Aikawa, he is rich, has the aura of the protagonist, is bound to Yuu, can reach Yuu, and is the real winner in life of the harem hero.

Sour, always very sour.

Maybe, maybe maybe maybe Yuu's most suitable person is really Ayumi Aikawa?If possible, it would be best for you to return to the original world?Compared with myself, in that world is the happiest being with the official?

No, no, how could I think so.Hideyoshi patted his head, which surprised Kagura Mea beside him.

What's wrong with this guy, he looks worried about love.

"What's the matter with you? Why are you absent-minded when you come out of the store? Take a good look at the road and don't think about it. Be careful of being hit by a car. I don't want to make an emergency call for you."

Kagura Mea cares about Hideyoshi in her own different way. It is impossible to care about Hideyoshi with good words, and it is impossible in this life. If she speaks comforting words well, she will definitely feel ashamed and want to find a hole to get into.

"It's okay, it's just an indirect net suppression cloud." Hideyoshi said jokingly, his words confused Kagura Mea who didn't understand the meaning of "net suppression cloud".

This guy is talking about something weird again, is it a popular new meme?

Hideyoshi didn't explain the meaning of "net suppressing cloud" to Kagura Mea. He is thinking about how to attack Yu at the moment. He is not the kind of person who sticks to the horns. In his opinion, it is not impossible for him to do what Ayumi Aikawa can do. .

There will be bread, and there will be milk.

Since one job cannot significantly improve the quality of life, it is enough to work two jobs and three jobs to become a worker.

What's more, Yu didn't like Ayumi Aikawa from the beginning, and things like feelings are uncertain, maybe Yu fell in love with him before the agreement between himself and Yu was completed.

This idea is just Hideyoshi's idea that he is partial to Chamo. Hideyoshi knows that he is not Ayumi Aikawa, and he doesn't know whether he is the protagonist, so all he can do is work hard to reach the agreement with Yu.

He managed to grab this opportunity, no matter what he must succeed, for this reason he is ready to become the highest liver emperor in the city.

PS: How should I put it, I almost wrote it as a stomachache article.I feel that Yu, Hideyoshi, and Mea can easily be written as a love triangle... Fortunately, this book is a harem, if I really write Baixue, I will feel stomachache when I write it.I don't like texts with stomachaches, but because I have read a lot of romance novels written by my sister, I think I can write with stomachaches.

PS2: The industry content of VTB and comics will probably be expanded later. From Hideyoshi’s confession to You, it can be seen that he is learning the style of Dream Eater, not the line of Dongfang Ming in the manga artist’s book.

PS3: As an apartment resident, I feel that I have to think about it. Anyway, there is no rush. With the current progress, it is still too early for the third resident to enter the apartment.

Chapter 47 The Boy's Confession

It is still raining in Tokyo today, unlike yesterday, it is drizzle today.

Angel Cafe.

I don't know if it's because of Friday's holiday. There are quite a few customers in the store this afternoon, including white-collar workers who are off work and students who are after school.

There are too many guests, and Hideyoshi can't touch fish.The store manager is teaching Eucliwood how to treat customers, so he has to be responsible for the guests who come to the store for the time being.

Only when customers order blended coffee, the manager who is confident in his own blended coffee will appear.

After serving the guests' orders, Hideyoshi came to the front desk and silently wiped the table.

"Really cute."

A guest quietly looked at Hideyoshi and said to his companions.

"But you say he is a boy, I can't believe that he is so cute that he is a boy."

"What's unbelievable, like you are obviously a girl, don't you look like a boy?"

"Hahaha."

"It's so harsh, haha."

Four girls sat at a table, one of them joked and teased the girl next to him, and the other two on the opposite side of the table couldn't help backstabbing.

The guests' conversations were lowered, but they weren't whispering, so Hideyoshi, who was paying attention to the conversations of the guests, heard them.

Not only at this table, guests at other tables are also chatting about his topic.

The four girls at that table were regular customers, all knew Hideyoshi, and knew Hideyoshi's gender clearly.Today, there are many guests who don't know Hideyoshi. Some people heard that they came for cute girls, which made Hideyoshi's eyebrows move slightly.

It's really nonsense, there are no cute girls in the Angel Coffee Shop, Yuu just came today, it must be the first time I've seen these people.

Hideyoshi knew that the "cute girl" they were referring to was himself, but he didn't want to admit it.

This old man is obviously a boy, so don't always treat me as a girl!Moreover, these guys came to the store to increase the workload. His salary was fixed, whether there were more customers or fewer customers.

These people have never seen a beautiful girl, it is outrageous to treat a boy as a girl.Speaking of which, it seemed that he had made a wrong decision to bring Yugi.Since he has spread the word and attracted a group of people, how many LSPs will he attract with his good looks.

The customers in the store today are not all girls, there are also some boys who don't concentrate on eating and pretend to look around, but their eyes are either on him or Yu.

"Tsk."

I really want to gouge these guys' eyeballs out.Hideyoshi didn't care much about watching him, but watching Yuu made him feel bad.

Fortunately, Hideyoshi is not the kind of unreasonable person. I can only curse these people in my heart. I curse these people for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, forgetting to bring their keys when going out, and going out of the house. double.

Ah, what a powerful resentment.

Euclid Wood looked at Hideyoshi at the front desk and didn't know why he had such a big resentment, and it was about to condense into substance. Is it true that being in the service industry is full of resentment like a ghost?

"What's the matter, Hideyoshi, you don't seem to be in a good mood, what's wrong with you?"

After telling Eucliwood the precautions, the store manager came to the front desk and found that Hideyoshi was wiping the table vigorously, making it impossible to suspect that he was trying to wipe the table.For such a short second, the store manager seemed to see sparks popping out.

If you wipe the table again, it won't smoke.Ah, it's smoking, but it's not the table, it's the wipe.

"Stop, stop, Hideyoshi, you wiped it very clean, so you don't need to wipe it anymore."

If you wipe it again, you will have to call 119!The store manager snatched the cloth from Hideyoshi's hand quickly, and he could clearly feel the scorching temperature on the cloth and smell the faint burnt smell on it.

You're so angry, Hideyoshi, what the hell is going on, didn't you feel happy when you brought Euclid Wood here?

Hideyoshi didn't answer the store manager's question. After all, it was really hard for him to tell the store manager that he was irritable because of LSP watching TV.He wouldn't think anything of it if ordinary people looked at You, but some customers in the store came to see the girl on the pretext of drinking coffee, which made him very upset.

In particular, some people inside had dark eyes and muttered some customs and colorful words.

Tsk, fortunately the store manager is a kind person, if the store manager is a black-hearted businessman, he wouldn't mind teaming up with the store manager to come and trick these people with a wave of immortals.

After these people took the first sip of coffee, they stepped on the table and said with a ferocious face, "You spent a total of 30 yen."

Then close the door and let the store manager.

Of course, these Hideyoshis are thinking in their hearts, if the store manager is a black-hearted businessman, he will definitely not come to work.After thinking about working more to make money yesterday, Hideyoshi went out this morning and found a job on weekends, that is, distributing leaflets in doll outfits in department stores.

Fortunately, in the department store, the air conditioner will be turned on in summer. If he wears a doll costume on the street in July, he may die of heat, but even if there is an air conditioner, it is only better, and the clothes are not breathable at all.

But what can I do? As a part-time worker, if you don't work part-time, should you steal the battery?

【What's wrong? 】

Wearing a maid's uniform, the cute and cute Euclid Wood approached Hideyoshi.The girl's face remained expressionless, which made Hideyoshi feel a little pity.

It must be more beautiful if Yuu smiles.

"I was a little irritable at first, but when I saw you, my heart was healed all of a sudden."

Hideyoshi's words were both truth and praise, but Eucliwood was unmoved and wrote in a notepad.

【soil】

"It's not cool, Yuu really doesn't understand romance." Hideyoshi shook his head disappointedly, "At this time, Yuu, you should be heartbroken."

【Then I probably have a heart attack】

Euclid Wood gave Hideyoshi a blank look, why does this person always think of weird things.If saying a few words is romantic, then romance is too cheap.

"Heart attack is fine."

Hideyoshi was a little lost, but he quickly adjusted back.He has confidence in himself, so don't worry too much since he and Yu are living in the same room.

The future is long, and he still understands the principles of love for a long time, and it is not good to push too hard.

Hiss, there seems to be something wrong with these words, Hideyoshi thought about it, but there seemed to be no problem.

In the afternoon, Hideyoshi and Euclid Wood were peeked at from time to time, but they didn't know if there were any sneak shots.

Surveillance in the extreme east will be punished, but there is nothing to do if someone insists on secretly taking pictures.

In the Far East, there is something called "Confusion Prevention Regulations". In this regulation, there are clear punishment rules for stealing.

Not only that, the shutter sound cannot be forcibly turned off when taking pictures on Jidong’s mobile phone. This is also to prevent people from taking photos with their mobile phones. However, jailbreaking, rooting and many silent third-party camera software can turn off the shutter sound. of.

Moreover, only mobile phones in the Far East have this setting, and foreign mobile phones do not.For example, Hideyoshi's old phone Nokia can turn off the shutter sound.

Interestingly, in the Far East, "laws" and "regulations" are actually two different things.

The laws are unified across the country, and the whole country is the same, and you will be dealt with the same wherever you commit a crime; but the regulations are different.The regulations of each county and region in the Far East will be different in one way or another.

Pirate photography falls under the "Confusion Prevention Regulations".Just because this is a "regulation", the punishments for pirates who commit crimes in different regions of the Far East are still different.

Hideyoshi sighed deeply when he saw those customers staring at him and You, he knew that from now on, there would probably be more customers in the store, and maybe he would encounter strike-ups or even confession.

Boy's confession...

Push book: "What did you do with my body!" "

Introduction: Uesugi Naoshin recently had a very troublesome thing, he switched bodies with a girl named Kagura.

Then he saw Kagura taking his body to tease her own friend.

If so, forget it, anyway, he didn't suffer.

But as Kagura brought him more and more troubles, Naoshin Uesugi regretted it!

Naosugi Uesugi: What are you doing with my body!

Kagura: Use it and you won't die.

Body exchange conditions: when two people are emotionally high.

Chapter 48

"Welcome home, master. Do you eat first? Take a bath first? Or eat me first?"

After get off work, Hideyoshi and Eucliwood who pushed open the door came back to the apartment and saw this scene.

"What are you doing, you ate my cooking?"

Did this mea eat the wrong thing?Both Hideyoshi and Eucliwood were stunned, but the former's expression was frozen, while the latter's astonishment was fleeting.

"No, who dares to eat that damn thing you made!"

Hideyoshi did alchemy again last night.Hideyoshi kept claiming that he was cooking, but Eucliwood and Kagura Mea knew that he was doing alchemy.

As expected, last night he summoned an evil creature from another world.

Hideyoshi's dish is fried shredded potatoes. This time he didn't summon foreign bodhisattvas, but the things summoned by alchemy were also very evil.

The strips of shredded potatoes turned into black maggots rolling and struggling in the pot, not bursting out a light yellow juice, making the whole kitchen full of shredded potato juice.

Hideyoshi didn't even know how so much water came out. Potatoes are not like watermelon or coconut milk, which has a lot of water hidden in them. It's ridiculous that the stir-fry can explode.

Eucliwood watched Hideyoshi cook, and she found Hideyoshi's cooking very interesting.Using the simplest ingredients to alchemy produce the most evil things, Eucliwood, who has powerful magic power, thinks he can't do it.