Cohabitation Vtuber

It's not that he is impotent, his education since he was a child is "boys don't hurt girls".

This notion may seem silly to some.Maybe a boy has been in love with a girl for many years. Boys and girls hold hands, hug, and kiss, but there is no last step for many years.The yellow-haired man who came out of nowhere hit the girl tauren and the boy home run.

Well, this turn seems to catch people off guard.

In a secluded park, a brown-haired boy and a silver-haired girl are having a heated conversation, both vocal and silent.

【I will bring misfortune】

"I said it's okay, I'm already very unlucky."

【You may die unexpectedly】

"You're going to resurrect me into an immortal zombie."

【I can eat very much】

"I can afford it."

【I am much older than you】

"I like the big ones!"

【I have small breasts】

"Short milk is a rare resource!!!"

【You are too short】

"I will grow taller!"

【You are not handsome, refers to the soul】

"I'm so sorry for not being handsome!"

I don't know why it was a normal topic before, but the topic later became like a blind date conversation.

One problem after another, Euclid Wood was frantically looking for her own problems or Hideyoshi's problems, hoping that Hideyoshi would give up on her.However, Hideyoshi was unmoved, and answered those who could answer, and those who could not answer were rogue or cute.

[Why are you so attached to me? 】

Hideyoshi laughed at Eucliwood's words.

How could he not be attached to his life that he had pushed for nine years in front of him.

The housekeepers are creatures who change their wives every three months.Some housewives don't change their wives every three months, but they add several wives every three months, and all the paper wives are their wings.

However, no matter if you change your wife every three months, or if you add a new wife every three months, they will always have an ACG character who they met when they first met and even liked after leaving the house.

Hideyoshi will be obsessed with Euclid Wood, that's because Euclid Wood is his life.

First meeting, cuteness, single push, marriage.

From the first time he saw Euclid Wood through the screen, he had fantasized about marrying Euclid Wood.

"I like it, I like it very much, I like it very much, I like it if you are greedy for your body, in short, I like it very much!"

Hideyoshi had a happy smile on his face, he bent down to get close to Euclid Wood on the seat, approached and kept a proper distance from Euclid Wood.

"I failed in my confession just now, did I succeed in my confession this time?"

Euclid Wood couldn't help but blinked as she looked at the delicate and enthusiastic face in front of her.Finally, she thought for two seconds and wrote a sentence in the notepad.

【Failed】

Chapter 10 Accidentally pressing the remote control

In Sakura Village, crickets and insects chirped in the yard.

Hideyoshi, Kagura Mea, and Euclid Wood Helsetts sat on the small sofa alone, and the two behind each sat on the remaining two large sofas.

The living room was eerily quiet.

Hideyoshi looked up at the ceiling.

Euclidwood held a cup of hot water in her hand and blew on the hot water gently.

Kagura looked at Hideyoshi from the left, and Euclid Wood from the right. In the end, she couldn't bear the atmosphere anymore, and couldn't help asking: "So according to you, she will live with you in the future, right? "

At night, Kagura Mea was watching TV in the living room. After seeing Hideyoshi bring a girl back, she thought it was the new tenant of the apartment.

Then she realized that this was impossible. The agent said that she and Hideyoshi were the only renters in the apartment. It was not ruled out that someone would move in in the future, but they would be notified first when someone moved in, and even if they were tenants, they would never come to the apartment at night.

So Hideyoshi brought a girl back at night by himself!

Hideyoshi knew that bringing Euclid Wood back to the apartment must not be avoided by Kagura Mea who also lives in the apartment, so he did not deliberately hide Euclid Wood, but took Euclid Wood with him generously. See Kagura mea, and then explain to Kagura mea why he picked up a beautiful girl after going out.

It is impossible to tell the truth, what Hideyoshi said is half true and half false.

It probably means that Eucliwood is an orphan, her parents died and she was adopted by her relatives, but the relatives treated her badly, so she ran away angrily.

When I was looking for cats and dogs to feed in the park, I met a girl sleeping on a park bench, and "picked up" her because I saw her pitiful.

"Well. The rent is very cheap, but I'm poor and can't afford a second rent. I called the landlady and she didn't mind having an extra person in my bedroom. But she asked me to ask your permission, Don't worry, I will pay more for water and electricity bills."

In order to avoid possible troubles in the future, Hideyoshi specifically asked the landlady if he could have one more person in his own room.

The rooms rented by Sakurasou are actually bedrooms. The study, bathroom, living room and other rooms and the courtyard of the apartment are the common areas of the tenants.

Normally, this is possible, but you still need to ask the landlord.If the landlord said no, Hideyoshi had no choice but to grit his teeth and pay an extra rent to support Eucliwood, which was regarded as spending money for raising his wife in advance.

Luckily, the landlady is nice to talk to.She didn't care at all how many people lived in Hideyoshi's bedroom, it didn't matter if there were people or not.

He even smiled and told Hideyoshi to keep alpacas and wild boars in the bedroom.As long as the other tenant and the tenants who might move into Sakurasou in the future think it's okay, then she's fine.

This made Hideyoshi heave a sigh of relief, the landlord will not have a problem talking to Kagura Mea after this pass.

"It's not the question, yes, you want to sleep in the same bed with her?"

Kagura Mea pretended to be calm and asked, but she blushed slightly as she turned her head to avoid the eyes of Eucliwood and Hideyoshi.Lonely men and widows share a room at night, maybe what they will do at night.

It's not like she hasn't played the game where the hero picks up the girl who ran away from home.Kagura Mea blushed when she thought of the games she played in the past.

"I sleep on the bed, she sleeps in the closet."

Hideyoshi Leeuwenhoek, who has excellent eyesight, saw Kagura Mea's rapidly turning red ears and guessed that she had misunderstood. He chuckled lightly and said, "You can't be thinking about H, are you?"

Kagura Mea, who was really imagining that Hideyoshi started to undress Euclid, trembled when she heard this, as if the remote control of a small electric toy was pressed, her face flushed, and she retorted loudly: "No, it's impossible for me to think about H things! Only a debu like you who is full of H thoughts thinks that others are thinking about H things."

The voice of Kagura Mea who said this is very different from before. It is no longer the same as the soft and gentle voice before. Kagura Mea, who is furious and angry, does not need to clear the voice line.

Hideyoshi heard Kagura mea's internal tone, and confirmed that Kagura mea was thinking about H in his mind, otherwise, Mea's reaction would not be so great.

"Oh~ really, I don't believe it? If you weren't thinking about H, why did you have such a big reaction!"

Seeing such an interesting reaction from Kagura Mea, Hideyoshi deliberately wanted to tease Mea, he said narrowly.

Euclid Wood lightly took a sip of the hot water that had cooled down a lot, and her eyes kept sweeping between Hideyoshi and Kagura Mea. Her expressionless face and indifferent eyes made it difficult to see what was going on in her heart. what to think.

"I accidentally pressed the [beep——!] remote control!"

Furious, Kagura Mea lost her mind and said something incredible.

"puff!"

Hearing the words, Eucliwood's calm expression could no longer be maintained, and a mouthful of warm water spewed out. The expression on his face was still cold, but there were ripples on the sea-blue lake surface of the ancient well in his eyes, and there were even more waves under the lake surface. Undercurrents surged.

Hideyoshi, who heard the sound of water spraying, looked towards Euclid Wood and found that there was no water stain on the table or the floor.Eucliwood, who was holding the cup, sensed Hideyoshi's gaze, and tilted his head slightly to meet him.

It seemed that he was wondering why Hideyoshi wanted to look at her.

It's as if nothing happened.Hideyoshi looked at Eucliwood's calm face and calm eyes, which made him feel that the sound of spraying water just now seemed to be an auditory hallucination.

"As for..."

Hideyoshi's words are not only saying that Kagura mea is not, but also that Eucliwood is not.

In order not to admit that he was thinking about H, one said that he had pressed the remote control.Another high probability to cover up his gaffe is to use [Word Spirit] to make the sprayed water disappear.

Is it serious that I didn't think about the H screen when I pressed the remote control? !

Wouldn't it be painful to use 【Word Spirit】? !

How ruthless, these two girls are so ruthless, they deserve to be horrible creatures that bleed for seven days every month without dying.Hideyoshi muttered in his heart, he didn't dare to say this, not even whispering.

If you dare to mutter something in a low voice and let mea or you accidentally hear it, it will definitely not be good for him.

Regardless of the fact that Kagura Mea is clear now, Hideyoshi believes that Kagura Mea's true nature will be exposed in a short time, and what Kagura Mea said just now has revealed a little bit of her true nature.As for Euclidwood, her character has a dark side.

So for your own safety, it's fine to understand some things yourself, but it's not good to speak out.

"Take what you say is true."

Kagura mea was startled and broke out, Hideyoshi didn't have much to say, he could only lament in his heart that Kagura mea's nb is indeed a woman who can live broadcast "Rosemary Rosemary Parissan" for the first time.

"What I said is true."

Kagura Mea turned her back to Hideyoshi, suppressing her shyness and forcibly admitting the terrible thing calmly. In fact, her heart was bleeding, and she wanted to strangle herself who was talking nonsense just now.

"Mea, you idiot! What did you say, idiot!! The good image of a gentle girl in front of my roommates is completely ruined!!!"

PS: I forgot to go to Youjiang's picture before, and I will present it now.

Chapter 11 Euclid Wood is Unhappy

Kagura Mea agreed to let Eucliwood stay in. After knowing that Eucliwood was a girl whose parents had died and was squeezed out by relatives and ran away from home, she agreed to let Eucliwood stay.

Could it be that she still disagrees, driving people out at night and letting Eucliwood wander outside, wouldn't it be her sin if Eucliwood meets bad guys at night?

"Is it okay for you to share a room with him? Why don't you live with me, I'm afraid he will touch you at night?"

Kagura Mea invited Eucliwood to share a room with her. Although Hideyoshi looks like a girl, she is still a boy in essence.Having read a lot of books, she doesn't really believe that boys can control their lower body, especially when they are in the same room with a beautiful girl like Euclid Wood, Kagura Mea who can control his lower body will doubt whether it is true Impotent or inhuman.

【Don't worry】

Euclid Wood wrote in the notepad, turned the page of the notepad and wrote a new sentence on it.

【He can't beat me】

This is true, Hideyoshi is not a powerless person, but in terms of combat effectiveness, he is indeed no match for Eucliwood.

Euclid Wood didn't speak, and wrote on the notepad with a pen. Kagura Mea was surprised at first.Later, after Hideyoshi explained that Eucliwood could not speak for some reason and the latter nodded in admission, she no longer studied this matter in detail.

For some reason, Hideyoshi didn’t say it clearly, because speaking will become [Yan Ling] what he says and what he says will come true, but the side effects will make his head hurt.He said that Kagura Mea would not necessarily believe it, but said that Eucliwood could not speak due to force majeure.

However, judging from Kagura Mea's sympathetic expression on Eucliwood, she seems to regard Eucliwood as a dumb girl who has lost her voice and cannot speak.

Hideyoshi saw it, but he didn't explain, since Kagura Mea thinks so, let her think so.If Eucliwood spoke one day, when Kagura Mea questioned him, he could respond by saying "I never said Yu is dumb".

The matter of not being able to speak was explained, and Hideyoshi, who was wearing armor to seal the powerful magic power in his body to prevent the magic power from running wild, also made up an excuse to explain.That is to say, it is the relic of Euclid's mother, and she has been wearing it in memory of her mother, Euclid, because it is the only thing left by her mother.

This excuse is very lame, even bloody, when Hideyoshi said it, he was complaining about what nonsense he was talking about.

Fortunately, one dares to speak and the other dares to believe.

Kagura Mea actually believed what he said that he couldn't believe, and tears filled his eyes when he saw Eucliwood's strange-colored pupils.

It is precisely because of this that Kagura Mea wants to take care of Eucliwood one or two, so as to prevent Eucliwood from being attacked by a wretched man while sleeping at night.

"What's the matter with your face looking at 'a wretched man who will definitely attack girls'? Can you pay attention!"

Hideyoshi felt uncomfortable in Kagura Mea's eyes, he couldn't read minds, but Kagura Mea's eyes were so easy to understand.

"I didn't." Kagura Mea, who let Hideyoshi see almost verbatim what was in his heart, felt guilty.

She looked at Euclid Wood on the opposite sofa and said: "He may not dare to do that kind of thing at night, but what if he does something strange to you quietly? You do that kind of thing while you are asleep. have no idea."

"Hey, hey, you stupid woman, if you talk nonsense again, I will sue you for defamation!"

Hideyoshi didn't expect Kagura Mea to slander him like this, are you kidding me, is he the kind of person who is obscene with girls at night?

"How is it impossible! If you are not tempted to be in the same room with such a cute girl at night, if you don't want to attack at night, are you still human?!"

Kagura Mea had an unbelievable expression on her face, she couldn't imagine that a man who spent the night with a beautiful girl like Euclid would have no evil thoughts.Not to mention men, she might be tempted to take advantage of Eucliwood when she shares a room with Eucliwood.

For the evil thoughts in his heart, Kagura Mea has no shame at all.It is human nature to see beautiful girls lustful. If a person is not lustful, is he still a human being?

"Grass!" Hideyoshi said in Chinese and Japanese.

Hideyoshi is a husky, and this woman's words are so simple, what does it mean to be in the same room with a cute girl and not want to attack at night is not human.

He is a normal male, if he is in the same room with Eucliwood at night, and he doesn't have any evil thoughts in his heart, that would be fake, he is not a saint, he must have evil desires.