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"pity."

Hideyoshi shook his head, he didn't force Eucliwood to eat this thing anymore.Since there were only four phone numbers on his phone, he easily found the number for the pizzeria.

Uncle, landlady, agent, pizzeria.

From this simple address book, Hideyoshi's interpersonal relationship is exposed.This is no longer "I Have Few Friends", but "I Have No Friends". Hideyoshi has no other relatives except his uncle.

To be honest, he doubted that if he didn't need a guardian when he was a minor, maybe his uncle would also sacrifice to heaven.

This idea is just Hideyoshi's dark speculation about this world. He hopes that his uncle can live a healthy and safe life, and it is best to make a comeback and then let him become a playboy.

Sensual, extravagant and lustful, wandering around the Internet all day and fooling around in the live broadcast rooms of various female anchors, wouldn't it be nice to be an oil guy to give money?

It's a pity that my uncle is still working as a driver in the Middle East. If he wants to make a comeback, he must have a chance.

Hope you are safe.

Hideyoshi prayed in his heart and ordered a beef pizza at the pizza shop.The price is still acceptable, but the money spent still makes him feel distressed.

"One pizza is enough."

【enough】

Actually it is not enough, don't look at Euclid Wood's petite one, in fact she has a big appetite, not weaker than Luo Tianyi, Saber, and Kagura.

However, Hideyoshi's anxious eyes made Eucliwood lie.He kept shouting that he was poor, and it was better not to cause him any more trouble.

"If that's not enough, eat this with a pizza dip."

Hideyoshi is still ruthless.

Seeing what was on the plate, Eucliwood shook his head and wrote sharply in the notepad.

【enough! 】

She was really afraid of this guy Hideyoshi, and he would give her an alchemy monster every now and then.

Why are you so obsessed with letting people eat this? Isn't it good to throw it in the trash?Euclid Wood couldn't understand why Hideyoshi did this.

After Eucliwood's repeated refusal, Hideyoshi gave up the idea of ​​having people eat scrambled eggs with glittering tomatoes.It had no choice but to be dumped in the kitchen trash can.

Speaking of which, what kind of rubbish is this shiny tomato scrambled egg?Can it still be considered kitchen waste?

The Far East is a country with very strict garbage classification. Not only does garbage need to be sorted, but garbage disposal has even risen to the legal level.

And it can't be thrown away anytime and anywhere, and you need to buy special garbage bags.All kinds of classified garbage bags can be bought in convenience stores or supermarkets, and the surface of the bags will be marked with what they are used for.

Like before he moved into Sakura Village, the intermediary told him when to throw out the garbage here.

Throw out combustible domestic garbage twice a week; throw out empty bottles and cans, old newspapers, old clothes, milk cartons and other recyclable resource waste twice a month; divide each month according to different weeks, and throw out old furniture and other large-scale garbage once a month Garbage, small garbage such as old pots and pans, and hazardous waste such as used batteries.

Among them, bottle and can garbage is subdivided into two types, one is plastic bottles (drinks, oil, soy sauce, etc.); the other is pop cans (metal) and metal bottles.

Although the two classifications should be recycled on the same day, the two kinds of garbage should also be packed in different garbage bags, and the caps and trademarks of plastic bottles should also be recycled separately. Rinse the inside of the trash can.

The bulky garbage of furniture other than electrical appliances does not require garbage bags, but a bulky garbage disposal coupon is required, which can be bought at convenience stores or supermarkets, 300 yen per piece.

If you want to dispose of electrical waste, you need to call an electrical appliance store or a company that specializes in recycling electrical appliances to make an appointment for recycling, and you have to pay the other party money, which is called recycling fee in Japanese.

After knowing these regulations, Hideyoshi had a headache.Especially after moving into the apartment, he has a headache after starting garbage sorting.

The florists had a big event of waste sorting in Shanghai.Hideyoshi, who didn't live in Shanghai at that time, laughed at this incident, laughing at the people of Shanghai who were tortured because of garbage sorting, and often saw sand sculpture news about garbage sorting over there.

Well now, he's about to start tormenting.

……

On the second floor, Kagura Mea, who finished talking with her family on the phone, was not in a good mood, she was a little depressed.

I originally called to report the safety of my family, but I didn't expect to hear my mother's scolding and nagging after answering the phone.

I disliked her calling too late, so I didn't call the first time when I arrived at the apartment in the afternoon, and only called when they were going to sleep.

When Kagura Mea heard the noisy sound of mahjong rubbing on the phone, she hated her teeth.

What do you mean going to sleep, sleep on the mahjong table!There seemed to be some Obasan laughing at her in the ambient sound.

Damn! ! !

My mother said that she didn't call when it was dark, so that they were frightened, thinking that they had taken the wrong bus, got off at the wrong station, found the wrong way, and were abducted.If your daughter didn't call you, wouldn't you call me!

She even said that even if she is an idiot uncle, she doesn't like him!

No reason! ! !

After the scolding, there are countless nagging, saying to wash your hair frequently, take a bath frequently, change your clothes and socks frequently, comb your hair every day, and speak softly...

Listening to the broken thoughts made Kagura mea warm and upset. What was warm was that her mother loved her with a different kind of care, and what was upset was of course her mother's nagging.

After hanging up the phone, Kagura Mea was depressed but also relieved.

"Play games, play games, I'm going to have a good time tonight!"

Kagura Mea is about to open an online game on the laptop desktop to start "Sharp Sword, Sharp Eye".

"Boom boom boom!"

The not so loud knock on the door made her hands tremble, and then her whole body trembled.

Hey, no, it's really coming, night attack?Didn't mom say that I don't even look down on idiots?

Kagura was dumbfounded, she didn't need to guess who was knocking on the door, Eucliwood was unlikely, the only possibility was Hideyoshi, if it wasn't for Hideyoshi, the thing knocking on the door would be even more terrifying.

"I didn't sleep, go attack others at night, I won't sleep tonight!"

Facing the door, Kagura Mea yelled, and hurriedly looked for self-defense props in the room to prevent Hideyoshi from breaking in.

"???"

This baby is not a fool.

Hideyoshi didn't know what to say when he heard Kagura's panicked voice.No one would attack at night after nine o'clock, the earliest would be twelve o'clock in the evening, and whoever attacked at night would knock on the door.

Is it possible that someone will politely knock on the door during a night raid, wake up the person in the room to open the door, and then politely say "Hello, I'm going to attack at night, please be prepared" to him/her.

What kind of Aqua (blue) operation is this?

People can't, at least they shouldn't.

In the room, Hideyoshi pretended not to hear what Kagura Mea said, and he said loudly, "I want to ask you how to sort the garbage, and we should set a rule in the apartment, such as the rules in the public area." How to clean the sanitation."

"Huh? That might as well be a night attack."

After knowing that there is a division of labor for cleaning public areas, Kagura Mea's complexion collapsed.

"what?"

Hideyoshi didn't hear the voice in the door very clearly, but he heard it vaguely, but he wasn't sure, maybe he heard it wrong.

"It's nothing."

The door opened suddenly, and a small white head poked out from inside.

After taking a shower at night, Kagura Mea no longer has double ponytails, and her long white hair hangs down. Compared with the vitality of the twin ponytails she first saw in the afternoon, Kagura Mea now looks more like a quiet literary girl.

The premise is that the hanging man will not speak, but unfortunately this is unrealistic.

Fortunately, Hideyoshi doesn't have much thought about Kagura mea, he pushes Kagura mea alone, but actually pushes Kagura mea only for the sake of looking at it, and only pushes it when he thinks it's interesting, which is different from the single push of other V bodies.

"Did you just say garbage sorting? I don't know how to do this."

Kagura Mea forcibly changed the subject, but she changed the subject normally.

"What, you won't?"

Hideyoshi didn't pay attention to what Kagura Mea said before, and now there are more important things for him to face, that is, Kagura Mea actually said that he would not shun garbage,

I (W) take (D) you (N) and you (M) fight (D)!

"Why don't you, don't you sort garbage at home?"

Hideyoshi was puzzled. Logically speaking, Kagura Mea should have a lot of independence to be able to live alone.How can I neither cook nor sort garbage?

He wouldn't be because the place where he used to live didn't sort the garbage meticulously, or even said that he didn't sort it.

And when he came here to live a prosperous life, he didn't need to do this kind of work.

When he was poor, he was a garbage picker. He lived in a cardboard house built in the park and couldn't produce much garbage, so he didn't have this skill at all.

"What's wrong with me, I don't do the work." Kagura Mea felt very guilty, and she didn't take charge of the work at home, wouldn't it be normal?

"That can't be helped." Hideyoshi never thought that Kagura Mea would not be able to do so, so he could only look it up online.His clamshell elderly machine can access the Internet, so he can go to the browser to check how to sort garbage.

But it should only be able to check roughly, what kind of garbage belongs to what kind of garbage, it is unlikely to be very detailed on the Internet.

Now that Kagura Mea was called out of the room, Hideyoshi simply told Kagura Mea about the cleaning division of the apartment public area he arranged.

He and Euclid Wood are in charge of one, three, five, six and seven, and Kagura Mea is in charge of two and four. Whoever cooks the kitchen will clean it himself.

Tomorrow they will clean the yard together, and the rest of the apartment as well.

Hideyoshi has ideas about the courtyard of Sakurasou.

So large tracts of land are still empty, so it is better to use the traditional art of florists to reclaim a little bit of land and plant something, so that you can eat seasonal vegetables, save money and even sell them.

PS: Two-in-one again, let the chapters become an even number, and there should be no two-in-one later.

Chapter 13 thump ↘ thump ↘ thump ↗

Silent night.

The hot and dry air became slightly cooler with the arrival of night, and the bright moonlight shone into the house.

The girl in the room fell asleep peacefully with the closet door half open.

Can't sleep.

Hideyoshi looked at the ceiling with piercing eyes.Listening to Euclid Wood's lovely breathing made him even more refreshed.

Can't sleep, want to beat hand bugs, want to attack at night.Sharing a room with a girl, or a beautiful girl or a cute loli, Hideyoshi would be lying if he said he was not excited.

Hideyoshi is just thinking about all the evil thoughts, whether it is phase rush or night attack, he will not do it.It is the age of growing body, ghs is not a good thing.

The bed is very close to the closet with only a nightstand in between.Under the bright moonlight, Hideyoshi could clearly see Euclid Wood's pretty face.

"It's so beautiful!"

Sleepy Hideyoshi, who was the first to see Euclid Wood, had only one thought in mind.Words such as sinking fish and wild goose, closed moon and shameful flowers, national beauty and heavenly fragrance, cute and thinking of the sun are all words that he only thought of after staring at Euclid Wood for a long time.

Hideyoshi touched the mobile phone by the bed, found it and checked the time.

1:13 am.

It's getting late, it's time to go to bed.

Telling himself this in his heart, Hideyoshi tried to close his eyes again, and the images that emerged in his mind after closing his eyes were all Euclid Wood.

Delicate doll-like face, slightly trembling long eyelashes, small and thin lips.

No way, I'm going to die!

Hideyoshi opened his eyes, the more imaginative and unbearable, but the target was Eucliwood's sleepy eyes.

AWSL!

Hideyoshi turned over, turned his back to Eucliwood and forced himself not to see her again, and pressed his chest to calm down his mood.

How should I put it, he knew that he was worthless like this, but what could he do.The natal paper man appeared in front of him, and he lived together in the same room, and he could still see his cute sleeping figure at night. It was really hard for him to resist.

I can't sleep tonight.

Hideyoshi tossed and turned on the bed, looking at Euclid Wood from time to time.

Cute, very cute, very cute, in short, very cute.

For some reason, Hideyoshi thought of that manga that made people feel very sour.

It's a pity that You rejected his confession, let alone getting married.

Finding the phone again, Hideyoshi glanced at the time again.

At 1:20 in the morning, he thought it had been a long time, but unexpectedly, only 7 minutes had passed.

Lying down like this and not being able to fall asleep is a waste of time, so get up and go to the living room to draw comics.

It is said to be a manga, but it is actually a drawing of the Eighteen Forbidden Books.