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Since he is doing alchemy by cooking well, then is he doing cooking by doing alchemy well?

He can make the most evil things with the simplest ingredients. This time it is alchemy, so he uses more evil things to try to make more normal things, such as red medicine that will restore blood and mana after eating "Normal" stuff like blue potions.

"Mutian Polygonum, mea's leftover chocolate bars, black bread, goat horn powder, black dog blood..."

The blood in the pot was boiling, and Hideyoshi was muttering about throwing all the alchemy materials into the pot.

Because it is refining medicine, it must be eaten, and it is the first time to try it, so Hideyoshi added all edible things.Although goat horn powder is weird, it is not inedible.

Mutian Polygonum was confiscated by him from Kagura Mea.On the night when he returned to the living room to provide Xi Luo with a knee pillow, he found a small half of the stick on the coffee table, and he knew what was going on just by looking at it.

After asking Hero the next day, he found out that Kagura Mea gave it to Hero, so he went to Mea and confiscated it. By the way, he also asked why this scumbag woman did this.

Unexpectedly, the reason for Kagura mea is very simple.

Because she was curious, she saw that Hero had cat ears and cat ears, and wanted to know whether Hero belonged to cats or apes, so she wanted to see if Mutian Polygonum and Catnip would respond to Hero, so she bought a pair of them. A small bag of Polygonum sticks, tricked Hero to try it after taking a bath with Hero.

She is hopeless, after all, even if Hero has cat ears and a tail, she is still a human being, so she shouldn't react to Mutian Liao anyway.

At first, Xi Luo had no reaction after tasting it, but Kagura Mea thought it didn't work, so she went back to the room to broadcast live.How could she have thought that Xi Luo didn't respond when she ate it, and she would be as high as taking drugs after a while when the stamina came.

If she knew that this kind of thing would happen, she would definitely watch Hideyoshi's fun, even if she was taught by Hideyoshi at that time, she would be happy.

Anyway, it's not that she hasn't been taught by Hideyoshi, now she looks like a brat who doesn't go to the house for three days, every few days she always causes something to be taught by Hideyoshi.I don't know if it's because her skin is too itchy or because she's awakened, but instead of learning her lesson, she often provokes Hideyoshi.

Hideyoshi is also helpless about this, Kagura mea is simply indebted to beating and indecent, it is impossible to really fight, and if it is inappropriate, it cannot be indiscriminate.

If one of the options was okay, he did both, either beat mea to tears, or make mea to... cry.

Cao mentally retarded is breaking the law, and Cao Yang is breaking the law. He doesn't want to commit a crime or add to the crime.

"Alchemy begins."

Hideyoshi added alchemy ingredients that could be eaten individually into the cauldron, and stirred in the cauldron with a spoon.

Hideyoshi was very curious about the difference between serious alchemy and serious cooking.

The contents of the pot melted at an unscientific rate, coalescing quickly to form a black goo.Human faces emerged from the boiling goo, twisted, painful, and spiteful, and indescribable whispers rang in Hideyoshi's ears.

Hideyoshi turned a blind eye to this, put on the earphones, turned on the music on the phone, and found "Mi♂Wonderful♂Miao♂House" that he usually listens to in the playlist.

Sticky matter with black human faces protruded from the face one by one, Hideyoshi habitually slapped these hands down with a spoon like whack-a-mole, and at the same time slammed the faces After a while, he said disgustedly: "Don't make trouble."

It's the same as usual, this time it's a failure.

Looking at the things that were usually smelted in the pot, Hideyoshi thought about it and decided to salvage it again, so he added salt, sugar, monosodium glutamate, chicken essence, clams, puffer fish spines, Xiluo's ear hair, and mea's saliva.

The last two were rubbed off when touching Hero's ears, and the other was collected when Mea was asleep when she woke up in the morning.

After adding it, it seemed to have an effect. I could only hear a scream from the pot, as if the monster was being purified, and the weird things in the pot disappeared.

The black viscous substance gradually diluted, and the color began to turn purple, and finally turned into a pot of green soup with unidentified white flocs floating on top of the soup.

After simmering for another half an hour, Hideyoshi turned off the induction cooker after seeing that the pot of soup had not changed, and it seemed that it was finished.

In order to make sure that it was a pot of soup and not something alive, he stirred it with a spoon again.One time, the contents of the pot looked like soup, but they were actually alive, and they were about to run away when they came out of the pot.

It's outrageous to say so, but Hideyoshi can indeed make these things, and he doesn't know why.Obviously he came from a country that once wanted to overthrow ghosts and monsters, but the things he made were weird, obviously the kind of things that were not allowed to become fine after the founding of the country.

After stirring for about ten minutes and making sure that the contents of the pot were dead, Hideyoshi first poured the soup in the pot into a large bowl, and then scooped out a small bowl.

Put the big bowl in the refrigerator and take it to water the flowers later.He dipped some of the small bowl with his chopsticks and tasted it.

Hideyoshi was sitting on the ground when tasting the taste, and put a small pillow on the ground, making sure that he could use the pillow as a cushion after he fainted.

This is the experience of people who have been cooking for a long time. If you don’t prepare a pillow, don’t sit and eat, you will definitely find a big lump on the back of your head when you wake up after your consciousness falls into darkness.

The taste is weird, a bit like natto, and a bit like milk.

Why does it feel like this thing is a mixture of milk-flavored Hero and natto-flavored mea? He just added Hero's cat ear hair and Kagura mea's saliva.

If you add You's hair, will there still be a faint tea smell? If you add your own hair, what will it taste like?

Hideyoshi's thoughts jumped, and then he shook his head to put aside his wild thoughts.

"Does this work? Forget it, I'm fine after eating, and Yuu should be fine."

Yuuzai Hideyoshi can die every day, like eating strange things even if it takes a few days to trigger the effect of the medicine, it doesn't matter, You can cure him.And for Yu, there is no need to worry, after all, he is a person from the underworld, and there is magic if he can't.

Relying on [Yan Ling] Yu's magic is omnipotent in a certain way.

The dishes he cooks have magical fluctuations, and he originally wanted to sneakily add them to You's rice, but after thinking about this, he planned to tell You directly.Ask You if you would like to try the medicine, try it yourself first, and You will try it later.

Although this idea seems unreliable, what if it succeeds?

If you are successful, you can talk, and that is not blood money.

Although the live broadcast of the transparent and silent system is good, it is really best to be able to speak.If Yuna's pleasant voice and gentle personality become a Vtuber live broadcast, it will surely attract and heal many people.

So Hideyoshi wanted to try because he wanted to hear Yu's voice.

PS: You must not be able to talk and it will give you a headache, so Hideyoshi alchemy is a predetermined plot, and this setting is also to allow You to speak reasonably.So in this book, on the surface, the protagonist becomes a manga artist, but in fact he becomes a master alchemist (bushi).

PS2: Of course, in the early stage, Hideyoshi is only a junior alchemist, so he is still groping, Yu can’t talk often, and it will be good to become a copper alchemist in the later stage (laughs)

Chapter 150 Dalang, it's time to drink medicine

"Dalang, it's time to drink the medicine."

Holding the green soup, Hideyoshi said the lines of his loyal and virtuous wife Pan Jinlian.

There were originally white flocs floating on the boiled green soup, and these flocs melted after a short time.

【tasty? 】

Seeing the alchemy product brought by Hideyoshi, Euclid Wood asked.

Before bringing the medicine, Hideyoshi told Euclid Wood that he wanted to use the medicine he had refined to make her able to speak normally.

Euclid Wood wanted to speak.

If it weren't for the inability to control her own powerful magic power, speaking would be [Speaking with the law], and showing a little emotion would interfere with the fate of the world. In fact, she wanted to be able to cry, laugh and talk like a normal person.

"It's okay, the taste of natto and milk."

Hideyoshi dipped his chopsticks in and tasted it, then took another sip, and tasted it before serving it again to make sure the taste hadn't changed.

What he does is not normal, anything can happen.Maybe the taste of the dish is the same in the pot, and it will be a completely different taste after a few minutes.Not only the taste, but the shape of the dish may not be the same when it is in the pot and after it is out of the pot.

【It's definitely not good to drink】

Euclid Wood complained that the combination of natto and milk tastes too evil, just like the mixture of Laoganma and Coke.

"It doesn't taste good, but good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease. Come to Dalang and drink the medicine."

Hideyoshi said with a smile, and brought the "potion" in the bowl to Eucliwood's face.

After taking the bowl that Hideyoshi handed over, Eucliwood glanced at Hideyoshi lightly.She knew what kind of trick Hideyoshi was playing, it was nothing more than Pan Jinlian in "Water Margin".

If it wasn't for being unable to show her feelings, she really wanted to give Hideyoshi a look so that he could feel it for himself.

Complaining about Hideyoshi in his heart, he looked at the green soup Euclid in the water without thinking too much, and quickly drank it down.

Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. If you drink something bad, you have to drink it quickly. If you drink it slowly, you are torturing yourself.

"how do you feel?"

[difficult to drink]

"Uh, I'll try to improve it next time. I'm not asking this. I want to ask if you feel that your magic power has been sealed and you can talk."

Because I watched the animation, Hideyoshi knew that when You could speak, the magic power in her body was transferred to others, and she didn't have magic power in her body.So if he can make the "Forbidden Potion", then Yu can speak normally like a normal person.

Of course, because Yu's [Word Spirit] is essentially the result of her own powerful magic power forcibly distorting reality, so Yu's [Word Spirit] will be invalid after there is no magic power.

I just don’t know if the power of immortality contained in You’s blood still exists after the “forbidden magic”. He has never studied science, let alone magic, something that he has never been able to touch before time travel. .

Euclid Wood closed her eyes, as if she was feeling it, and opened her eyes after a while to write in a notepad.

【Tummy is warm】

[Also it is very difficult to drink]

[In short, it is very difficult to drink]

"I'll try to drink better next time."

Hideyoshi can't guarantee that the next time he cooks something will taste good. As a rookie in alchemy, he can't guarantee that he can make the same thing with the same ingredients. He can't even guarantee what he makes. How can he guarantee the taste? Woolen cloth.

So Hideyoshi didn't take Eucliwood seriously. If Hideyoshi could control the taste of the things he made, then he would either become a qualified alchemist or a qualified cook.

Judging from Hideyoshi's current level of "cooking" and "alchemy", he is not qualified.

From morning to night, Eucliwood didn't feel any changes in himself. The first "alchemy" ended with Hideyoshi's failure.

After having the goal of becoming an alchemist, Hideyoshi started alchemy every day.Try the medicine by yourself every day, and then give it to Dalang, no, give it to Eucliwood.

Not every time the medicine is soup, sometimes it will be plaster-like, and sometimes it will be solid, and there will even be hard "balls" that are suspected of elixir.

Hideyoshi didn't know how these things were made. Alchemy materials were all edible, but when he touched the pot, subtle chemical or magical changes would occur.

The things that are made are always weird.These things can be eaten by Hideyoshi and Euclid Wood together, and those that cannot be eaten are either used to water flowers and vegetables, or buried under the flowers and plants in the yard.

At present, the flowers and plants in the yard are all healthy and have not mutated, but I don't know if these magic "potions" and magic "fertilizers" will become strange things after irrigation for a long time.

Hideyoshi finished writing the drama script in the two days of Saturday and weekend weekends.

Since he and Shi Yu Yuyi acted together, then he must have written the script for two people, and the kind that doesn't cost too much money to find props and costumes.

So he adapted O. Henry's short story "The Gift of the Magi" into a play.

For a school stage play, he didn't want to spend his brains thinking about the script.

It took time and effort to think that after writing a good script, I won the first place in the performance and I would not get anything. If I hope to get the teacher's praise, it's okay, but unfortunately, Hideyoshi has no interest in the teacher's praise.

So he became a civil servant.

There is neither O. Henry nor "The Gift of the Magi" in this world. He searched several search engines at home and abroad, and changed "The Gift of the Magi" into a drama script after confirming this.

Hideyoshi's conscience doesn't hurt at all for "copying" other people's works. It doesn't mean that he didn't make a profit, but that no one in this world knows the work "Magi's Gift". His "original".

However, when Hideyoshi gave the script to Yuyi Shigure, he would not say that it was his own original work, but that it was a story told to him by one of his friends, and then he adapted the story into a script.

As for whether that friend is O. Henry, Anonymous or Wu Zhongsheng, that's up to Shi Yuyu himself.

In mid-October, the temperature gradually turned cooler. The boys began to wear more clothes to avoid catching cold, and the girls also wore more clothes, but they still wore skirts and showed their legs.

In the past, when Hideyoshi saw school girls in the Far East wearing skirts without stockings and pants in autumn and even winter, he wanted to ask them if they were not cold?

Now that he had the opportunity, he asked Kagura Mea, a native of the Far East and Hero, an alien species, and he knew the answer.

cold!

It must be cold to wear a skirt without thick stockings or pants!

Then why do you still wear skirts when it's cold?

On the one hand, it is because of the good looks and not the temperature, but the main reason is still on the other hand.

That is, even if it snows in winter, you have to wear skirts, you can’t wear stockings, you can’t wear pants, let alone long johns, you must show your legs, this is the school rule.

School rules are different for different schools, anyway, Didi Academy has this kind of school rules.

After knowing the school rules, Hideyoshi felt that the principal of their school was an LSP, and he had to show his legs, and because it was a skirt, the circle was not too long. In fact, it was easy to show fat and let people see fat. .

That's right, let the students wear skirts and show their legs, and they are not allowed to wear stockings, pantyhose and other socks that can reach the knees. The principal is indeed an LSP, and he can even be said to be a pervert.

Hideyoshi can't understand this kind of school rules. Fortunately, in order to avoid exposing his fat, he can wear safety pants under the skirt.

Shilo and Kagura mea both do this, boys think that safety pants are the most stupid invention of mankind, because it makes people lose trust between people, in fact safety pants are actually very good for girls Invention, and no need to trust the boys who make up the majority of the LSP group.

It's good for girls to have a sense of prevention. Trust is reserved for acquaintances. Of course, you can't trust 100% of acquaintances of the opposite sex. After all, many cases are committed by acquaintances.

"Ah."

On the way home from school, Kagura Mea yawned.

Today's wind is very noisy, and the noisy wind is still chilly.

"Have a cold?"

Hearing the sneeze, Hero asked concerned.

"No, Hideyoshi should be speaking ill of me."

Kagura rubbed her nose and joked, but she was sure she didn't have a cold, at least not now.