Cohabitation Vtuber

PS: Why is it winter vacation, I still have to write the opening report of the thesis, NMD, why.

Chapter 152

As the sun sets, the afterglow of the setting sun dyes the sky and white clouds in a faint crimson and golden yellow.

The wind is very noisy today, but the potato chips in the supermarket next door are not half price.

Under the bridge, on the lawn by the river bank, "Della" and "Jim" are rehearsing a drama, "Jim" is Hideyoshi, and "Della" is Shigure Hagoromo.

Hideyoshi and Shigure Yui both wrote scripts, exchanged the two scripts, and showed them to their friends, so that everyone can compare the two scripts.Finally, "The Gift of the Magi" written by Hideyoshi Fumi won unanimous praise from everyone.

After the script is selected, the next thing to do is naturally to make performance props, perform costumes and rehearse.

Every class has to perform dramas, and the school has its own drama club, and for the founders to sacrifice to the members of the drama club, they have to prepare dramas.Therefore, there is no classroom suitable for two people to rehearse at all in the school, and the empty abandoned classrooms are occupied by other classes in advance.

The two people's home is a suitable place for rehearsal, but Hideyoshi doesn't want to go to Shigure's house, and doesn't want Shigure to come to his house.

Having been Shigure Yuyi's deskmate for so long, he knows that Shigure Yuyi has a few good friends who often go to her house to play, and those good friends are nothing more than Inuyama Tamaki, Kagura Nana and Kano.

If you go to Shiyu Yuyi's house, you will definitely meet these three. If DD may be interested in going to Shigure Yuyi's house, maybe you will prprr to the floor when you go to someone else's house.

It's a pity that Hideyoshi is not DD, he is a single pusher, and he is a firm single pusher Euclid.

Euclidwood Hellsides was heaven to him.

As for why he didn't want Shi Yu Yuyi to go to his house to perform, it was very simple. There was no other reason, but he didn't want to bring Shi Yu Yuyi to the apartment.

"It's so cold...why are we rehearsing here."

During the rest time, Shi Yu Yuyi sat on the lawn and hugged her arms, she felt the cold.

Today's wind is too noisy, especially by the river, the small cold wind blows a little bit unbearable for her.

"Because there is no one here, the venue is large, and it's fairly quiet."

Hideyoshi looked at Shigure Hare, who didn't have the idea of ​​a gentleman taking off his clothes for the girl. He was not cold, because he wore a lot of clothes, but if he took off his school uniform coat and gave Shigure Yurom, then he would be cold.

Shigure Yuyi glanced at Hideyoshi, and Hideyoshi also looked at Shigure Yuyi.

The two stared like this for less than a minute, Hideyoshi blinked his sour eyes and said, "If it's cold, let's end today, remember to wear more clothes tomorrow."

"Shouldn't you take off your clothes at this time to show your gentlemanly demeanor?"

Shi Yu Yuyi no longer rubbed his arms, but hugged his legs and tried to curl up into a ball, muttering unhappily.

"Why? Do you blame me for not wearing more? If I give you the clothes, I will be cold. Why should I risk my own cold to give you the clothes? Are you my girlfriend or my sister?"

Hideyoshi pouted and said, what's the matter with this man, I blame myself for not wearing more clothes.

"No wonder you can't find a girlfriend."

Shigure Yuyi complained, saying that, in fact, Shigure Yuyi knew that if Hideyoshi looked hard, he could find a girlfriend.

Don't think that only boys like Hideyoshi, there are actually quite a few girls who like Hideyoshi.Not all girls like boys who are sunny and handsome, and some girls like boys who are cute and delicate.

In terms of boyfriend power, you don't necessarily need a boyfriend, you are enough. After all, no one is considered a soft girl who can't unscrew the cap of a mineral water bottle, but can lift a boy's skull.

"Oh, it sounds like you have a girlfriend."

"What kind of girlfriend do I want for a girl!"

"Girls can't have girlfriends. Are you discriminating against girls? Only boys are allowed to have girlfriends. Why can't girls be allowed to have girlfriends? I'm so cold, when will girls stand up?"

As soon as Hideyoshi opened his mouth, he knew it was an old boxer.

Fortunately, Shigure Yuyi often played against Hideyoshi, and he knew how to pick up moves.

She patted the ashes and grass on her body and stood up, came to Hideyoshi, held Hideyoshi's chin under Hideyoshi's suspicious eyes, and smiled evilly: "Then would you like to be my girlfriend, Darling?"

"You're a good person." Hideyoshi refused expressionlessly, and at the same time slapped Shigure's hand off, and said, "And I'm a boy aunt, please don't do this, I want to pass the loli's shelf life for you Old women are not interested."

"Auntie, old, old woman? Cough, cough, cough!"

This time Hideyoshi spoke more harshly than before, and Shi Yu Yuyi was so choked that he couldn't speak.

The last time she "confessed" to Hideyoshi in such a serious manner as a man, Hideyoshi slapped his hand off with a blushing face, and then said "You won, it's up to you to show off", which was considered to be her victory.

I didn't expect it to be different this time.

This guy always said that "a saint won't be knocked down twice by the same move". She didn't know what a saint was, but she also knew that Hideyoshi would definitely react differently this time from the last time, so she must have thought of a way to deal with her.

He never expected to say such "vicious" words to anger her.

Are you kidding me, she is only 14 years old, why is she an "auntie", "an old lady who is about to pass the shelf life of loli",

This guy is a pervert, he actually likes loli, yes, he must be a pervert, anyone who likes loli is not a good person, they are all perverts.

Very simple logic, idiots like loli, idiots are bad people, idiots are perverts, so those who like loli are idiots, bad people, and perverts.

Shigure Yuyi waited for a long time before he regained his energy. He didn't want to talk to Hideyoshi, but for a while, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and when he took a step back, the more he thought about it, the worse he was. gone."

With Hideyoshi, she always loses more and wins less. The main reason is that Hideyoshi has a poisonous mouth, which is different from her who has a poor vocabulary of swearing and a poor reserve of swear words.

There is no other way to win Hideyoshi once, except to use extraordinary means, such as holding back the blush to tease Hideyoshi and thinking of more flirty words. She can't do it directly and vulgarly swearing, but after being at the same table with Hideyoshi, she learned to tell riddles And yin and yang.

This is the one who is close to Zhu Zhe Chi and the one who is close to Mo Zhe Hei. The few people who are with Hideyoshi now, except Hero, Yu, Mea, and Shi Yu Yuyi have more or less learned Hideyoshi's weird words.

It's not that Hideyoshi is teaching it intentionally, the main thing is to use "magic to defeat magic". If you want to defeat Hideyoshi in language, you have to use the weird words Hideyoshi said to defeat him.

"There's no need to call the police, aren't you sure you're about to pass the shelf life of Lolita?"

Hideyoshi was puzzled, he and Shigure Yuyi recognized the range of loli from eight to fourteen years old, and those who reached the age of fifteen were not considered loli, because generally 15-year-olds were JK and should be considered girls. Could it be that Shigure Yuyi recognized Is it different?

"That's not it. What you said just now is suspected of being a lolicon. I think I can call the police and let the police put you under control."

"Are you kidding me? I'm not a lolicon, but the person I like happens to be a loli."

"Go and explain to the police, hello, are you Yaoyaoling?" Shi Yu Yuyi pretended to call the police, but actually didn't make a call at all.After all, Hideyoshi can't be caught by the police, otherwise the founder festival will be short of people, and she won't be able to act alone.

However, is Hideyoshi serious?The person he likes happens to be Lori.

Ah, it's that girl.

Shigure Hagoromo remembered that he had seen the person who was waiting for Hideyoshi at the school gate every day when he was on a school trip—Ucclewood.

Euclid Wood Hellsides, the crooked nut girl.

One thing to say, indeed, Euclid Wood is indeed a loli.But Euclid Wood is her peers, and according to Hideyoshi, she is also an "old woman" or "auntie" who is about to expire.

Yu Yuyi said this idea to Hideyoshi, but was refuted by Hideyoshi.

"No, it's not the same. A qualified loli must have a perfect airport, you?" Hideyoshi swept Shigure's breasts and shook his head in disappointment, "To be honest, you are still in the same class as a loli except for your age and height." In the scope, you are actually not considered a loli. In a broad sense, you can be called a loli, but in a narrow sense, you are already an old woman who does not belong to a loli."

"Ah, sure enough, I'd better call the police."

Shi Yu Yuyi's eyes were indifferent, and she pressed three numbers and a button on the phone. She understood this guy's XP, but she thought it was so weird that she thought she could really call the police and arrest this guy.

However, Shi Yu Yu Yi didn't expect that, at Hideyoshi's age, he likes Lolita not because he is called copper smelter, so even if the police came, it would be useless, on the contrary, maybe he would educate Shi Yu Yu Yi.

In order to prevent Shi Yu Yuyi from being educated by the police uncle, Hideyoshi snatched the mobile phone and cut off the call.

He was thinking of Shi Yu Yuyi, and it was definitely not that he was worried that he would be taken away.

Absolutely not!

PS: The harem line in this book is very slow, and it takes a long time to lay the groundwork, so please don't worry, this book is a real harem, and I didn't tease you.As for Hideyoshi's single push, the so-called single push is essentially DD (laughs), and it's not that Hideyoshi doesn't like others at all, it's just that he likes Yu more than others now.

PS2: Because it is necessary to write Hideyoshi as Makoto Ito, it needs to be paved slowly.Entering the high school part should be the stage where the relationship line develops faster, so don't panic, the world in the book is coming to November.After finishing the last semester of the second year, you will enter high school.It's time to write the Vtuber line and the cartoonist line.

Chapter 153 Cooking rice person, cooking soul

"What is this, a bribe?"

"No, it's a bento."

"I know it's a bento, why give it to me."

"remuneration."

"What's the reward?"

"As a reward for performing a play with me."

"Then why don't you just give me the money?"

"Too vulgar."

"..."

In Class A of the third year, Hideyoshi was speechless when he saw the bento made by Tokiba himself on the table. He believed that it was definitely not the reason why Shigure made the bento for himself, and there should be a deeper reason.

"to be frank."

Hearing this, Shi Yu Yuyi smiled naively, gave him a thumbs up and said: "I borrowed a classroom, you finish your meal quickly, so we can go to rehearsal!"

Sure enough, it was all about rehearsal.

There are many people in the school cafeteria, and you have to queue up to go to the cafeteria. If you are unlucky, you have to find a seat. Slowly find a seat and finish the meal. There is not much time left for the lunch break.

If it is a bento, it is different, and it can be eaten quickly.

"But why did you give me the bento when there was still a class missing?"

Hideyoshi pointed to the bento on the table, there was still a class time for lunch, she didn't want to eat the meal quietly now or in class.

"Hey hey hey." Shi Yu Yuyi scratched his head, smiled shyly and said, "I'll eat with you in class."

Sure enough, she was thinking that they would finish their lunch together in class and then have enough time to rehearse at noon.Everything is for the rehearsal of the play, what about the payment for performing the play, tsk, excuses.

"You're such a clever little devil."

Hideyoshi opened the bento, and the aroma gushed out from the bento. Looking at the rich dishes, Hideyoshi shook his head and laughed.Tempura, octopus sausage, meatloaf, and other vegetables.It's pretty good, but I don't know how it tastes.

"That is, I am the second grader anyway."

Shi Yu Yuyi proudly straightened her well-developed breasts.

"I'm not praising you."

"I'll take you as a compliment to me."

"You're getting thicker."

"How do you say that sentence, those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, I learned from you."

"Oh, you are self-taught, don't touch me."

Hideyoshi would never admit such a thing, how could it be said that he taught it, how could such a friendly, gentle, knowledgeable person like him teach such a thick-skinned, hot-tempered, eccentric and black-bellied Shigure Yui.

"I'm self-study and I need a master to lead me in, don't I?"

"You're right, so your master must be a sunny, handsome, handsome guy who is loved by thousands of girls."

"No, he's a super thick-skinned Debu."

The confrontation between the two didn't last long, and it ended after class.If the teacher found out about the bickering in class, they would definitely make them stand up and say enough in front of the whole class.

At that time, Hideyoshi will not know whether to say or not, just follow the teacher's wishes, the teacher will be unhappy.Don't talk about it, the teacher will say "Aren't you very good at talking, why don't you talk about it", and then still unhappy.

In class, sitting in the corner of the last row, Hideyoshi and Shigure Hagoromo ate quietly.

The aroma of the food filled the area behind the classroom, and the students in the class who smelled the aroma were all hungry.It’s not long before lunch time. If you don’t eat snacks after breakfast, you will be hungry by this point. Some people are still holding back when they smell the aroma of bento, and some people who have good seats and bring their own bento also start quietly. It's time to cook.

Hideyoshi cooks as long as he cooks, without even looking at the teacher, he eats meat, drinks water, talks loudly, uh, the last one is removed, and he finishes the meal in a few strokes.

"So fast?"

Shi Yu Yuyi was stunned when he found that Hideyoshi finished his meal in just a few mouthfuls. This guy is an idiot, and it took less than 5 minutes to start eating, so why did he finish his meal.

"if not?"

Hideyoshi asked back, Shigure Hagoromo was different from his meal, he chewed slowly, and looked up at the teacher from time to time, and only lowered his head and stuffed a mouthful of food into his mouth after making sure that the teacher was not looking this way or writing on the blackboard with his back to them.

She eats too slowly.

It is true that you must chew slowly when you eat, it is good for your health.But this is not a lunch break. They are eating in the classroom where they are in class. The slower they eat, the higher the risk that the teacher will find out, so they should finish eating quickly.

Finishing the meal in twos and fives won't let the aroma permeate the classroom for too long. With Shi Yu Yuyi's slow eating speed, maybe the teacher will find out.

"What's the smell? It smells so good?"

On the podium, the teacher smelled the fragrance. He muttered in a low voice, and sniffed carefully to make sure it was the fragrance of food.

After slowly finishing writing on the blackboard, the teacher turned to look at the students under the podium and asked, "Which one of you is having lunch? It's making the classroom full of smells."