I live in love apartment
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Speaking of acting like a baby, Curry Sauce casually glanced at Zhuge Dali.
"Speaking of which, sister Meijia is very good at acting like a baby, but I don't think I've ever seen a big act like a baby."
Zhuge opened his eyes vigorously and frowned.
"Why should I act like a baby? I have IQ and grades. I don't get anything by acting like a baby."
After hearing this, Zi Qiao immediately objected.
He is not as good as Zhuge Dali in terms of grades, but Zi Qiao feels that he has a say in the relationship between men and women.
He hugged Mika with a little satisfaction, and said.
"Dali, you don't understand this, acting like a baby can make the relationship between couples more harmonious!"
Mikafu nodded casually.
"Acting like a baby can best reflect the charm of girls, and can make boys love you more!"
The husband and wife sang and the wife followed, and they went off to demonstrate in person.
This made Zhuge Dali shaken.
"is that so?"
Zhuge looked over suspiciously.
"Lin Chen, do you want me to act like a baby?"
Lin Chen coughed violently.
He remembered what happened before...
Immediately, as if nothing had happened, he smiled calmly, and spoke fondly.
"You don't need to be coquettish, not being coquettish is your charm."
Zhuge Dali heard it, and smiled happily to show off to Ziqiao: "Look, I just said, not every girl needs to act like a baby!"
"Hey, Dali, you don't know how to act like a baby, do you?"
Ziqiao questioned suspiciously, and hit Zhuge Dali's vital point!
Zhuge Dali felt guilty at once.
She really hasn't learned it!
Then, she showed an unconvinced look.
"Who said I can't act like a baby? I just haven't learned it!"
"With my ability, I will definitely be able to learn it soon!"
She pushed away the chair abruptly (Get Qian Zhao), and stood up, full of momentum.
"You guys wait, I'll check the information and learn!"
Before Zhuge Dali entered the room, he turned his head and snorted, clapping his hands in protest.
Lin Chen couldn't help covering his forehead.
Finished!
It's about to start again!
"Hey! Lin Chen, you are about to enjoy your girlfriend's acting like a baby, be happy!"
Ziqiao also smiled and arched Lin Chengong with his shoulders.
Lin Chen put down his chopsticks silently.
I still remember that once, when watching a horror movie, Zhuge tried to act like a baby, and then slammed into his arms.
Therefore, he also got [Visceral Strike +1]...
Zhuge vigorously acted like a baby, which was too hardcore.
After much difficulty, Lin Chen made Zhuge Dali give up acting like a baby.
And until now, he didn't dare to watch horror movies with Zhuge Dali again.
Unexpectedly, Zhuge Dali was about to start acting like a baby again! .
Chapter 138
"Sister Meijia, are you free?"
Zhuge Dali suddenly appeared in front of Mika.
Mika froze for a moment.
"Dali, what can you do for me?"
"I want to learn to act like a baby from you!"
Zhuge Dali said straight to the point.
"Oh~ I see~~ I want to act like a baby with my boyfriend~~~"
Meijia drew her long voice, and nodded with a smile, a smile of someone who came here.
Zhuge Dali nodded in embarrassment.
"Yes, I have now realized my mistake."
"I put the matter of learning to act like a baby into the function equation according to the time invested, the value gained, and the possible loss. I concluded that this is a thing with a high score and worth learning."
After a complicated calculation, Zhuge Dali finally realized that she really should learn to act like a baby!
Mika was dizzy.
She didn't expect that Zhuge Dali would have to formulate an equation first to learn how to act like a baby.
"Well, first you can act like a baby and show me."
Meijia spoke enthusiastically, ready to investigate Zhuge Dali's background.
They are all people who have been here, and they can help if they can.
As the cp party of the Xueba couple, vigorously learning to act like a baby is also a very sweet thing for Mika, who can get more sugar.
Zhuge vigorously nodded excitedly.
"Ok!"
Mika brought a bear doll.
"For example, this is Lin Chen, what do you do now?"
Zhuge 187 expressed his understanding vigorously: "When I watched horror movies with him before, I acted like a baby. It should be very effective. Let me show you."
Meijia was looking forward to it, stuffed a handful of potato chips into her mouth, and was going to see the almighty female school bully acting like a baby.
Zhuge Dali took a deep breath, and then, under Meijia's stunned gaze, he slammed into the little bear's arms!
There is a mark on the surface of the bear doll's belly!
It is deeply sunken!
Even though Zhuge stood up vigorously, the dent still didn't recede, which shows how hard he was!
"Could this be... Squirtle's rocket head hammer?!"
Mika couldn't help her eyelids twitching.
Zhuge smiled vigorously and corrected her: "No, it's fear! It is said on the Internet that when watching horror movies, girls should jump into boys' arms in fear."
"I'll go... Others are afraid to hug, and Dali is afraid, it's almost fatal."
Mika complained silently in her heart.
Then, Zhuge Dali shook his whole body again, like a salted fish that had lost its dream and was lying on the frying pan and kept struggling.
The corners of Mika's eyes kept twitching.
"This... is, what, an action?"
Zhuge Dali was very proud to introduce it solemnly.
"This is the Brown movement. In 1827, the Scottish botanist Robert Brown discovered that (cfbi) pollen and other suspended tiny particles in the water kept making irregular curvilinear movements, which was called the Brown movement."
"Brown's motion is the basis of the development of molecular kinetic theory and statistical mechanics. I regard it as the basic movement of acting like a baby, which is of great significance!"
Mika was dumbfounded!
Then, Zhuge Dali showed Mika her own Taylor expansion, Kepler rotation, and eye exercises...
Mika was taken aback for a moment!
Eyelids kept beating, completely speechless!
She finally understood why Lin Chen had such a loveless expression back then!
Meijia was silent for a long time, and a kind smile slowly emerged from the corner of her mouth.
"Dali, it's like this. In fact, I haven't taken the coquettish route for a long time. Go find curry sauce!"
"Is that so? Well..."
Zhuge vigorously nodded in disappointment.
Mika got up silently and quietly left the room.
This act of acting like a spoiled child is too hard-core, Meijia feels that picking her toes is closer to acting like a spoiled child than vigorously.
Looking at it any further, she's going to have a nervous breakdown!
……
"I'm not very good at acting like a baby. Usually, I open my hands and smile and the other party runs away. I don't give me a chance at all."
Curry Sauce frowned, expressing that he had more than enough energy.
"So that's the case. It seems that acting like a baby is really difficult to learn."
Zhuge Dali nodded thoughtfully, but this aroused her fighting spirit even more!
The harder it is to learn, the more she has to learn, so that she can prove herself!
Lin Chen's figure happened to appear from around the corner at this time.
The three looked at each other.
Curry Sauce suddenly noticed that Lin Chen seemed to have the desire to escape.
And Zhuge Dali had already got up quickly, and walked in front of him with a smile all over his face.
"Lin Chen, you looked so handsome when you were doing research yesterday, and I couldn't take my eyes off it!"
She put her hands on her eyelids and pulled hard, widening her eyes.
Then, scrape with both hands, and quickly do the fourth section of eye exercises, scrape the eye sockets in turn!
Zhuge Dali acted coquettishly in an adoring tone: "Your appearance at that time reminded me of Corynebacterium diphtheriae! That is the most beautiful bacterium I have ever seen!"
[Heart endurance +1!Endure it 57 more times, and you can increase the level of Zhixinruzhishui! 】
The system in front of me flashed a prompt.
Lin Chen: "...57 more times?"
The curry sauce on the side couldn't help covering his eyes.
She began to understand why Meijia refused to teach Dali.
This is too tragic!
Lin Chen pulled out a smile.
"Dali, you've learned well, come on! I still have something to do, so let's go first!"
Zhuge Dali looked at Lin Chen's back, pondered for a moment, and said to the curry sauce.
"It seems that it failed?"
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