I live in love apartment

"I'm in the emotional column, how can there be jokes?"

"Well, I have to sacrifice myself."

Zeng Xiaoxian was helpless.

"Okay, let me tell you about my own embarrassment."

"Once Yifei asked me to cut an onion, and I closed my eyes, thinking that I would not cry. But when I cut it with my hand, I still couldn't help crying."

"Hahaha!"

Although Lin Chen didn't find it funny, Zi Qiao was amused.

Meijia was excited: "It's effective, hurry up and continue!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "When I was seven years old, I caught a cicada and thought I'd caught the whole summer, but my mother said it was a cockroach."

"Teacher Zeng, I really have you! It doesn't seem to hurt so much anymore."

Lu Ziqiao was amused.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei quickly said, "One time, Hu Yifei beat Teacher Zeng in front of us."

"For the sake of face, Mr. Zeng yelled on the spot, do you dare to hit me again?"

"Yifei slapped him again without hesitation. Teacher Zeng said at that time, since you are so obedient, I will forgive you once."

Zi Qiao smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth: "Haha, I actually missed such a fun scene?"

Mika gestured frantically.

"It's working, it's working, let's keep talking!"

Zhao Haitang revealed: "One day Curry Sauce got up late and went to work without time to put on makeup. As a result, she was recorded as absent from work that day!"

"Okay, don't blame me for being unrighteous if you are unkind!"

Curry Sauce was so angry that he glanced at Zhao Haitang, and said, "There was a girl who gave Zhao Haitang lunch every day. After two months of delivery, Zhao Haitang shyly told the girl that the lunch was delicious."

"Before Zhao Haitang finished speaking, the girl said excitedly: Really? That was done by my brother, he has liked you for a long time!"

"Pfft!"

This time, even Lin Chen couldn't help laughing.

Zhao Haitang: "When Curry Sauce went to the driving school to learn how to drive, he drove the car into the flower bed. The coach came over and didn't say anything. Curry Sauce asked him, Coach, look, the butterflies are flying, isn't it beautiful?"

"Okay, Zhao Haitang!"

Curry Sauce said: "When Zhao Haitang was eating hot pot, he asked the boss if he had mandarin duck hot pot. The boss said yes, and brought two pots over!"

Zhao Haitang said angrily: "When Curry Sauce was taking the test for Subject [-], I hung up in no time as soon as I got on the bus! The examiner came over and asked her, this candidate, why are you sitting in my seat?"

Curry Sauce gushed: "Zhao Haitang was beaten until he bled when he was a child. When he got home, his father slapped him and said: Coward, why didn't you fight back when you were beaten?"

"Then he slapped his dad and his ass exploded!"

Zhang Wei was already laughing on the sidelines: "Zhao Haitang, you have so many embarrassing things!"

Zhao Haitang: "...Curry Sauce, let's not hurt each other, okay?"

The two reached an agreement to temporarily truce.

Zi Qiao started screaming in pain again.

"Hurry up!" Meijia said anxiously.

"Okay, let me tell you one!" Yifei also thought of it.

"Zeng Xiaoxian complained to me that he ate a bowl of noodles in a deserted place in Alxa."

"At the checkout, the boss said 200 yuan, Zeng Xiaoxian asked him: A bowl of noodles sells for 200 yuan, why don't you rob him? The boss had an idea and robbed him 1000 yuan!"

Zeng Xiaoxian clutched his chest, crit!

"Another time, he quarreled with me, and then he found a bottle of pesticide, and said: Believe it or not, let me drink it for you?"

"As a result, after a while (cfbi), he handed me the pesticide again and said: My wife, I can't unscrew it."

"Another time, I said, can he act like an adult? He has no words! After all, with 45 gummy bears in his mouth, it's hard to talk."

Zi Qiao laughed loudly, and it didn't hurt anymore.

"Little Feifei, don't do this." Zeng Xiaoxian begged for mercy.

Zhuge Dali thought about it, and said: "There is a Malatang restaurant downstairs that is very authentic. When I was eating, I happened to meet the owner, so I asked: Your Malatang is so authentic, you must be from Sichuan."

"The boss answered me: That's not a big deal."

Ziqiao clutched her stomach and said, "Go on, don't stop!"

Curry Sauce said: "Dali once passed the answers to everyone in the final exam. After leaving the exam room, other students asked why there was one answer missing, wouldn't it be the last question?"

"Daily answered calmly: Yes, the first question will not."

Zhuge Dali said unconvinced: "Now that I know it, Lin Chen explained it clearly for me!"

"Lin Chen, come on, tell me too!" Mika looked at Lin Chen expectantly.

"Okay, I'll try."

Lin Chen thought for a while and said, "The president said to the girl, you can use the 20 to pay the tuition. Hearing the president's tone of refusal, the girl blushed and said no, I can't ask for your money."

"But the president said it's okay, just treat it as a loan to you, and pay me back when you have money."

"The girl said she had no money, and the president picked up the girl's chin. Xie Mei smiled and said, sell yourself if you don't have money."

"The girl couldn't help being intoxicated, and nodded shyly."

"Then, the CEO sold her to Dongbei to dig ginseng."

"Hahaha what a weird story!"

Zhang Wei was taken aback, but he couldn't help but laugh too.

Inversion works great.

"Hahahaha, so it's this prostitute!" Ziqiao laughed loudly!

Zeng Xiaoxian also chuckled.

"This reversal is amazing!"

Meijia was even more excited: "It works, Lin Chen did a great job, keep going!"

Lin Chen nodded and continued: "Once upon a time, a rich man said to his two sons, you two go chop wood and see who can chop more and faster."

"Early in the morning, the eldest son went up the mountain with a knife to chop wood, and the second son sharpened the knife before he went to chop wood."

"In the evening, it turned out that the second son chopped the most. The rich man saw it and told the two sons."

"Let's give the family property to the boss. Anyway, the second brother is so capable."

"Lin Chen, you seem like poisonous chicken soup!"

Zhuge Dali couldn't help saying.

But Lin Chen pointed at Zi Qiao and others.

"Hahahahaha! This reversal is too funny! I can imagine the picture of the second son's confused face!"

Zhuge looked at it vigorously, and Ziqiao laughed so hard that he seemed to forget the pain.

The others also burst out laughing.

"Hahaha!"

"Lin Chen, 666!"

"I want to write this joke down and tell it to my audience hahaha!"

It worked!

Lin Chen said with a smile: "Whatever it is tonic chicken soup and poisonous chicken soup, the soup that can relieve pain is good soup!".

Chapter 204

"A man is getting married. He takes his best friend to choose a wedding ring. Let the girl try it on and find it fits well."

"When the girl wanted to take off the ring, the boy grabbed it with a big hand, and the boy told the girl that she was not allowed to take it off."

"The girl widened her eyes and asked, aren't you going to get married?"

"The boy said yes, the bride is you~."

"Girl was very moved and then rejected - him."

"Hahahaha!"

"This is ten moves - but refuse ah ha ha!"

Lin Chen smiled and continued: "A boy who studied hard went abroad to study, and the girl never heard from him again. After a few years, she received a one-way ticket with a note attached to it. This time Let me wait for you instead."

"The girl wrote back and said, thank you so much dear, I will take my husband and four children with me dear, and I want free postage, food, accommodation and play, dear!"

After saying this, Lin Chen stopped and asked.

"It's over, how do you feel now?"

"Not bad, it doesn't seem to hurt much."

Zi Qiao covered her stomach and said in surprise.

Zhuge nodded vigorously, and looked at Lin Chen: "I was not used to it at first, but after listening to it a lot, I found that I still like this kind of joke, and the ending surprised me."

"You can talk more later!"

Zhuge Dali said with a smile.

Lin Chen nodded: "Okay, if you like to listen, I'll collect more."

Mika nodded in satisfaction.

Thanks to Lin Chen, now Zi Qiao has temporarily relieved the pain.

However, a new problem has arisen.

Zi Qiao is hungry.

"I'm hungry, I want to eat some chocolate to replenish my energy, is there any?"

Zhuge nodded vigorously, and quickly took out energy-supplementing chocolate from the waiting bag.

It was originally prepared for Meijia, but Ziqiao ate it first.

Hearing the word chocolate, Meijia clapped her hands, remembering that she also ordered a special box of chocolates.

"Wait a minute, I bought a chocolate bar! Husband, eat that, it can replenish your strength!"

"I just don't know if it's here or not."

Meijia took out her mobile phone, checked the express delivery, and found that the delivery was stopped at the local express warehouse.

"Let's go find it right away."

Seeing this, Zhao Haitang offered to look for it.

"There's no need to look for it."

Lin Chen fumbled in his pocket for a while, took out a rolled canvas and spread it out.

"I have this thing."

Everyone looked over curiously, and Lin Chen took out another fishing rod.

"Is this... fishing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows twitched, he couldn't help guessing.

"Why are you fishing at this time? Fishing now, killing now?" Zhang Wei was suspicious.

"It's not fishing, it's for fetching things from a distance."

Lin Chen explained.