How Lolicon is made

How Lolicon was Made" Author: Withered Leaves Fall into the Mundane Dust

"Introduction: "Because of your operational mistakes, if you don't attack these girls now, it is likely to cause disaster in the future. "

You Yi, as a good young man with three views and integrity, was told by Tuo Meng that he had to capture many girls.But it is said that it seems to be his own fault, well, as a man, he should take responsibility, and there are not no nonsense harem stories these days.

But the question is why there are so many young girls in your list!I don't want to go to jail yet!

In this way, under the name of "Save Lolita", Youyi has gone further and further on the road of "Lolita Control Death".

You Yi: "I'm really not a lolicon! You have to believe me!"

Chapter 2 Chapter 1 Go to sleep, go to sleep, there is everything in the dream

You Yi, seventeen years old this year, a sophomore in high school, looks a little handsome, but he's just like that when thrown into the crowd.According to the normal trajectory of fate, this guy is probably the kind of character who can't find a girlfriend, whose single history is equal to his age, and finally has to go to a blind date show and spend his life in a dull way.

That's right, I'm talking about everyone here...including myself...

But compared to his sad history of being single, You Yi cares more about the fact that the ship sank again after drawing cards today!

"Aww! This is indeed one of the most poisonous card pools in this game! I've made three orders!" Youyi is now lying on the bed with a look of lovelessness, and the mobile phone next to the bed is taking care of Youyi. Shi Lian was extremely miserable, "It's over, now this month's living expenses are almost gone, and I have to start living frugally again."

This story tells us that rationality makes money, otherwise you will not be full even if you eat dirt.

The heartache was so painful that he didn't even want to play the game, and he decisively turned off the mobile phone screen that made his heart bleed: "Am I of European or African descent? Or am I cursed by some guy in the class?" ?”

After changing into pajamas, You Yi crawled into the warm bed, and the temperature slowly passed from the surroundings warmed You Yi's cold heart after the sinking of the ship.Thinking back to the tenth company just now, You Yi had a strong urge to run into a wall and die.

In the end, Youyi could only shed two lines of tears that belonged exclusively to the non-chief: "Forget it, go to sleep, dreams really have everything."

Overwhelmed with grief and fatigue from the day, Youyi's eyelids were already closed tightly before they had fought a few times.The rapid heartbeat caused by being too excited gradually calmed down, and the breathing began to become stable.The usually tense muscles have relaxed, and the body movements have gradually become coordinated. This is probably the normal sleeping posture of a human being.

Yu Yi, who had already entered the dreamland, began to dream his sweet dreams...

No, taking back the foreword, it seems that it is still a nightmare in a dream.

In the dream, You Yi held an unknown number of "hopes" in his hands, but in exchange for these "hopes", they were African chiefs with dark skin one after another.Draw cards, sink ships, draw cards, sink ships, as if the option of "shipping" did not exist from the beginning, the game has been deeply involved in this circular inequality.

It seems that for a moment, the subconsciousness of the dream overlapped with Youyi's main personality consciousness, that is, he realized that he was dreaming.Really can't bear to see this dream, You Yi covered his face and shouted: "Ah, why do I only have the option of shipwreck in this beautiful dream! Who will break this damn loop!"

Ding--

A crisp sound suddenly appeared in Youyi's dream, accompanied by the special effect of glass shattering, the bleak dream in front of Youyi really began to collapse.

But following it, You Yi felt that his spirit was in a trance again, and he vaguely felt that he had come to a strange place.It's okay if I can only see but not speak, but I can't see clearly at all!Only three similar figures could be vaguely seen.

"Here, this [fragment] is here." One of the figures said, "Um, no, the power of the fragment is completely gone. In this state, it can only be called [fragment], right?"

"Fragments? It's really an image. Only the fragments of the [container] itself are left, which can only be counted as fragments. And the fragments that have been split can only be counted as fragments." The figure on the left said as if holding his chin.

"We know that you are in a state where you can't say a word now, and we don't have much time to meet each other, so I will explain everything to you in the shortest possible time."

"The [Power of Fragments] that was originally sealed in your body escaped from your body due to inexplicable reasons, and according to my observations, it has split into several fragments. You have a very urgent task now, which is to recover those fragments to the Inside the container, that is, inside your body."

"Those fragments will also look for some containers that can withstand them, but after all, they are only temporary containers, which are not as good as your original container. If you don't recycle the fragments for a long time, the power of the fragments will run away sooner or later. The trouble is, the runaway way of the fragments is not certain. It may be a direct explosion, or it may be a way to change the ecological domain."

"There used to be a fragment, because I was too emotional when I awakened the power of the fragment, and as a result, half of the solar system disappeared."

"As for the method of recovering the fragments... Negative distance contact. Yes, you heard me right, don't panic, and don't get too excited, just in case it's a man—"

At this time, another figure who remained silent for a long time spoke: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he has already observed that the only ones who can become fragment containers are women. It can only be said that you are lucky, or the aesthetics of those fragments Yes, all in all, time is really running out now, we will remind you who the containers selected by the fragments are after you wake up, in short, remember... Hurry up..."

"Fragments...explode...not...conceive..."

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When Youyi opened his eyes again, it was already dawn, Youyi blinked his eyes, and remembered everything in the dream just now clearly.But the problem is...

Who the hell would take that stuff seriously!

In fact, You Yi's reaction is not surprising, even as a member of the otaku family, he has often fantasized about similar plots.But if such a good thing happens to a dead house, it will still feel unreal.What's more, what Youyi encounters is still an even more unreal thing like "Tuomeng". If a goddess or something descends in front of you in reality, it is still somewhat believable, but the thing in the dream...

Most people will completely think of it as thinking by day and dreaming at night.Or maybe I think my brain is too big, dreaming about something that can be written into a novel.

Obviously, You Yi is no exception: "Have I been suffering from paranoia recently, and I also dream about such nonsense things? But it is indeed quite interesting, but there are still fragments of those fragments...Maybe after I set it myself Can you write a decent light novel series?"

I can guarantee that this is the idea or source of inspiration for most authors.

But compared to this seemingly interesting material, You Yi is more worried about his living expenses this month.You know, last night he spent most of his living expenses on krypton gold card draws. The key is that the limited SSR didn't come out at all...

This is really a sad story, a tragedy unique to African chiefs.

"And more importantly, Nihong can't work more than 28 hours a week, even on holidays, it can't exceed 40 hours, and even my school only allows one job... Sigh, let's take a look around after school today , maybe I can find a suitable place to work." You Yi shook his head and sighed, and got out of the warm bed.

Youyi came to Nihong to study abroad alone, and his parents didn't come with him. After all, Youyi learned to be self-reliant when he was ten years old.The child who can learn to be self-reliant at such an early age is definitely due to the unreliable family members.

At the suggestion of his parents, Youyi came to the neon city of Xilian, and studied at Xilian High School here.At the same time, with the help of a sum of money from his parents, You Yi chose a one-person apartment with a decent view and not so far from the school to live in.

Today is the No. 30th day of studying abroad in Neon, which means that I have been here for nearly a month. I didn’t expect that I got used to the life of Neon quite quickly.Youyi sighed like this, and washed and dressed as quickly as possible, and prepared his own breakfast.

Get everything ready and bring your own shoulder bag to make sure nothing is left at home.In fact, Youyi saw that most of the neon students used handbags, but Youyi was still not used to that kind of handbag after all, so he chose a shoulder bag.

However, You Yi, who walked out the door, didn't notice that his laptop turned on automatically as if it was haunted.Moreover, the notebook was automatically opened, and a few words were slowly typed into it.

Kafu Chino

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When Youyi chose this one-person apartment at the beginning, it was because there were a large area of ​​cherry blossom trees nearby. It was the season of cherry blossoms, and the scenery was so beautiful.But now, nearly a month has passed since the start of school (most of the neon schools start in spring), and the originally lush cherry blossoms have already withered, as if the beauty of the past only exists in dreams.

Uh, speaking of dreams, You Yi recalled that nonsense dream from before.It's not that Youyi thinks this is unrealistic, it's just that there is no conclusive evidence, even false evidence can make Youyi in a state of dubious belief.But things like dreams are often considered unreliable in most people's hearts.

Just when Youyi was thinking wildly, he suddenly felt someone slap him on the back, causing Youyi to tremble, and almost used the anti-wolf fighting technique he learned from his mother when he was young.By the way, did something strange just come out?

Youyi turned around to check who it was, and heaved a sigh of relief: "I said Zhuoye, you should change your habit of shooting people from behind. It's okay if you take pictures of boys, but if it's a girl , I’m afraid you have to go to the police station to drink tea. No matter how bad it is, it may be the staff room.”

Anbu Zhuoya, the first friend Youyi met in school.Originally, Youyi was not very good at dealing with others, so An Buzhuo also found Youyi first. At first, it was out of curiosity about Chinese students studying abroad, but later found that both of them were also ACG fans.

Sometimes this is how friends come. When you find that you have a common topic, the distance between you will quickly narrow.

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Chapter 3 Chapter 2 Game Game Are you a lolicon?

However, An Buzhuo also has no self-awareness for his own behavior that is too close, and may even evolve into gay.An Buzhuo also hugged Youyi's shoulders very naturally. If Youyi didn't know that this guy is used to this, he would definitely have goose bumps all over his body and retreated [-] meters at the speed of light: "Hey, Yi, yesterday you shipped..."

"Wait a minute, don't listen, leave. As long as you don't ship, we are still good friends."

You Yi slipped out a few Chinese words very smoothly, but fortunately the two have been together for a month, and You Yi also explained to An Buzhuo what that meant, otherwise An Buzhuo might be a black question mark right now face off.

"Ahaha, is that so?" An Buzhuo also scratched the back of his head in embarrassment, "Then I'd better not ask, for the sake of our rare and precious friendship."

When You Yi saw Anbu Zhuoye's appearance, he knew that the damn European seal had been shipped.But regarding this game, he could only sigh helplessly. The card was drawn based on his ability, so how can he be blamed for his bad luck?

But Youyi had just finished consoling himself, and An Buzhuo also sent another bombshell: "Speaking of which, if it's crooked, it's not considered a shipment, right? I actually got two more crooked crooks..."

It's decided, let's kill him, as expected, these European seals are all damn soulless.

While the two were walking and chatting, there was a man leaning against the telephone pole at the crossroads ahead angrily. When he saw You Yi and Anbu Zhuoya, he waved to them, as if he had been waiting for a long time.

Amano Tongmu and An Buzhuo were originally good friends, but now they have officially become a gang of three with You Yi.

Seeing this, An Buzhuo also stepped forward quickly, and gave Amano Tongmu a skillful high-five: "Good morning, Tongmu!"

"Good morning, Zhuoye, Yi." Amano Tongmu shook his right hand that was a little numb from high fives, and at the same time held his glasses with his left hand, "By the way, did you watch the new show last night?"

Anbu Zhuoye's body froze for a moment, and suddenly he hugged his head in frustration: "Die! I was so excited about drawing cards and shipping yesterday, I completely forgot that there was such a thing!"

At this time, it's Youyi's turn to raise his eyebrows: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I can go back to station B and watch it with the wall-climbing technology, so I can do whatever I want. Zhuoye, don't be too sad, I might be merciful and download it and send it to you .”

Gospel!Really good news!

An Buzhuo also hugged You Yi's thigh decisively: "Boss, are you missing the leg pendant?"

You Yi: "...so don't always learn some Chinese gossip."

For the scene in front of him, Amano Tongmu was no stranger to it, and could only shrug his shoulders helplessly: "Forget it, Yi, remember to give me a copy, after all, I was so excited to watch that I forgot to record the video."

There is still a distance from the school. If you can meet someone you know and chat with them to spend this boring time on the road, that would be a great choice.Of course, the premise is that you are friends who are familiar with each other.

In Neon, students have their own small circle. Generally speaking, there is little contact between the two small circles, and it is even difficult for you to join their circle.At the beginning, Youyi himself did not expect that there would be a gang of three of his own so soon.

Anbu Zhuoye, a European seal who is more lively and active, has an off-line personality, and often appears in situations, often acts as a joke.

Amano Tongmu, a guy who looks quiet but is sullen, and is also a hidden old driver.

You Yi, which seems to be the most normal one, is actually the source of the virus of the Gang of Three, and is responsible for complaining at the same time.

What a standard gang of three configuration this is, and Youyi is obviously the protagonist.

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"Speaking of which, there is one thing I haven't asked Yi yet." Amano Tongmu suddenly raised his glasses, revealing a weird (bad) atmosphere under the reflection of the sunlight, "Yi, so far there are some questions about our school. Is any girl interested?"

With dead fish eyes, You Yi looked helplessly at the two people who were inexplicably excited: "I saw that you suddenly spoke in such a serious tone, and you wanted to ask why, but you just asked me this?"

"Otherwise! You must know that I almost didn't embarrass him to death when I talked about this issue with Zhuoye. His expression at that time was so funny!"

Hey, hey, are you really okay?Are you really not worried about Zhuo Ye crawling to your house along the network cable tonight? !And Zhuo Ye, at least give me a fit, why Mao needs a "very interesting" expression!Your dark history has been exposed!

Youyi shrugged helplessly: "That may disappoint you, so far I haven't found any girls I'm interested in... Let me tell you first, I'm not masculine!"

An Buzhuo and Amano Tongmu automatically filtered out Youyi's last sentence. After all, they knew it without saying it, and if it was true, something unimaginable would happen.But this didn't stop them from continuing to ask.

"Then what do you think of our squad leader? Aside from anything else, Naopai alone is probably at the level of D." Amano Tongmu helped his reflective glasses again. It can be said that this is completely his signature move up. (Xin Baji, look at others, what else can you do besides complain [laughs])

"Squad leader? You don't feel it at all." After thinking for a while, You Yi shook his head and said.

Then An Buzhuo also ran over to join in the fun: "How about the number one beauty in our school? I don't believe it, you don't even feel this."

"With all due respect, I have only been in this school for a month, and I don't even know who the so-called number one beauty is." You Yi said with shame.

"What about the third-year seniors? Are you interested?"

Shaking his head.

At this time, Amano Tongmu spoke again: "Wait a minute, I suddenly found that the examples we gave were all of the Yujie type. Could it be that you... are a lolicon?"

"How on earth did you come to this conclusion?! I'm a good young man with integrity, and I don't want to go to jail!" Youyi was so excited that he couldn't help but recall a sentence that was very popular in China when he was still in China. .

Three years to start, the highest death penalty.

And "Three Years of Blood Earn, Death Penalty Won't Lose" adapted by those lolitas accused of death perverts.

The two who got the answer couldn't help being silent for a while, and Amano Tongmu spoke first: "Yi, we have now seen that your female fate is basically negative. Are you still a virgin?"

"Don't say that you are not good or not." You Yi suddenly began to doubt, why did he join this gang of three in the first place?

But when it comes to the girl he likes, Youyi inexplicably remembered that dream that he didn't take seriously.If what the dream said is true, then wouldn't I have to face a terrifying Baixue Shura field?Huh, fortunately, it is probably fake.

Well, I guess You Yi's nose is stuffed up, and he didn't smell the aroma of flag at all.

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After entering the school, An Buzhuo also took the lead in striding away: "Then see you later, I'll go to the club for morning exercises first."

"Well, hurry up, we're going to continue discussing Yi's club today." Amano Tongmu waved his hand, and he and Youyi walked directly to the classroom.

Unlike Huaxia, where everything is compromised for learning... no, everything is compromised for exam-oriented education. In the neon educational atmosphere, even though there is a lot of pressure to enter a higher school, it still pays great attention to extracurricular education and students' self-learning.Club activities, for example, can be said to have become an indispensable part of college life. Neon's school also specially spares time for students' club activities, allowing them to move freely.

School club activities are generally arranged after school. For example, sports clubs with competitive types will add a morning exercise in the morning.So neon schools usually go to school late and leave early.

Participating in club activities is the norm for Neon students. If you are a person who does not like to participate in club activities, then you are an outlier.

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An Buzhuo also happens to be a member of the basketball club. After all, he is an active guy, and the restless club activities like basketball are just right for An Buzhuo.

But Youyi is different. After all, he was used to Huaxia's nine-year compulsory education in the past, but now he suddenly came to such a comfortable neon school, and he couldn't react for a while.So much so that it has been a month, and Youyi still doesn't know which club to join.