How Lolicon is made
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"So that's it, Miss Sakura, you are Suzukaze's friend." After listening to Ying Ningning and Aoba's explanation, Abogen Haizi showed a headache and helpless expression.
Ying Ningning, who had already done something, bowed her head and apologized on the spot: "I'm really sorry."
For some reason, Aoba followed suit and apologized: "I am also very sorry, my friend has caused trouble for Sister Haizi."
"Anyway, Abogen, you are making too much of a fuss. Generally speaking, how can this kind of newcomer be a commercial spy?" Yagami Guang said with a face full of tears and laughter.
Who knew that Abogen Haizi smiled mysteriously: "Oh, are you sure? You should know that I joined this company as a commercial spy from the beginning."
At this moment, the air froze.
"What!? Is it real!?" The expression on Hikaru Yagami's face was so exciting that he almost jumped up on the spot.
But Abogen Haizi immediately restrained the smile just now: "Fake, I'm just kidding you."
Yagami Light: "..."
Miss Appogen, I haven't talked to you for a while, you've lost your temper a lot, aren't you very happy now?
"What's more, even if it can be confirmed that Ms. Sakura is not a commercial spy...but this guy must be investigated closely." Abogen Haizi stared at You Yi sharply, "No matter what the reason for this guy's employment, I have reason to doubt it. he!"
You Yi: "???"
Eldest sister, why are you talking about me?You know that I have reduced my sense of existence as much as possible just now, okay, why am I still lying down!How much hatred do I have in your eyes! ?
And didn't I prove that I am not a thief long ago, where did you get the evidence to suspect that I am a commercial spy?You are unfounded!
Good quality didn't make Youyi swear on the spot. It's better to say that Youyi is basically quite polite when facing women, but it's different when facing buddies like Zhuo Ye and Tong Mu: "I said this Miss, you can't wrong people again this time, this time I have witnesses! A total of seven witnesses can prove that I am a good person! I am just a newcomer!"
"Tsk, why do you feel that it's weird to say this sentence? Am I being given a good person card by seven people? And they're all women."
Ignoring You Yi's self-screaming, Abogen Haizi still said forcefully: "Evidence and everything can be forged. Who knows if you have used some method to deceive the seven witnesses in your mouth? What's more, with your strength , it's easy to be a commercial espionage!"
"Why are you so strict with me, and so lenient with this young lady just now? You are treating me differently!" You Yi obviously felt a headache, he should have followed Qing Ye's example and squatted under the desk just now It's right to hold your head and squat in defense.
In order to end this farce as soon as possible, Youyi took advantage of Abogen Haizi to make a big move before he made more conjectures: "If you don't believe this lady, you can ask the police officer about your boss. After all, you are also concerned about your boss's character." With some understanding, all the choices she makes are possible, right?"
Abogen Haizi's brows twitched, and you can clearly see the degree of distortion on his face: "Very good, you have successfully persuaded me with this sentence, with that guy's character, he will definitely make a [bring the commercial spy closer to the company] 】It’s such an unpredictable thing.”
You Yi: "...So you still think of me as a commercial spy? Listen to me!"
My heart is so tired, I feel my heart is so tired even after the first day of work, this feeling is second only to the feeling of stomach ache when the ancestors at home made a fuss about Baixue Shura field when I was in Youjiabenjia.
By the way, shouldn't the original topic be on Aoba and that Ying Ningning? Why did it shift to me! ?
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It took Youyi longer than Ying Ningning to explain the fact that he was not a commercial spy, but just a newcomer.During the period, even a newcomer in the program team—Tong Mu, and a member of the Debug staff—Zhuo Ye were also exposed, making Abogen Haizi almost think that the three of them came to steal business secrets collectively.
After You Yi finished explaining, it was already approaching the lunch break at noon. This farce successfully delayed the work of a lot of people and failed to finish on time.
But Youyi can't control these anymore, he just wants to throw all the blame on the seemingly unreliable boss of the company. Anyway, he said he will help deal with it, so I Youyi will not be polite .
"It turned out that I wasted nearly two hours of time..." You Yi, who was about to turn gray, pressed his head on the keyboard, "I'm so thirsty... Can anyone pour me a glass of water? ?”
No one paid attention to him, because basically everyone stopped what they were doing and was going to take a lunch break.
Suddenly, Youyi missed the angel Chino who was far away in RabbitHouse very much. If it was Chino, he would definitely bring him a cup of delicious coffee at this time. Without Chino's care for a while, Youyi was not used to it.
So I also have a tendency to rely on Chino without knowing it?No, it should be said that we gradually took Chino's kindness to us for granted... Youyi couldn't help but smiled wryly.
"Forget it, let's go to Zhuo Ye and Tong Mu, just to check what's in [Eagle Jump]'s cafeteria."
If it doesn't suit your appetite, then you have to get up early every morning to prepare lunch.
"Well, Mr. Youyi!" Just when Youyi was about to pack up, Qingye who had just walked a few steps suddenly returned, "I'm sorry for scaring you before, but I was too restless and hid directly in the That kind of place..."
You Yi tilted his head: "Sister Qingye, you said that you were hiding under my table before—"
"Ahhh, it's good to know, please don't say it!" Qingye shouted quickly, trying to cover Youyi's voice with his own voice, "Anyway, to express my apology, I will invite Mr. Youyi's lunch today. How about it?"
"It's just for you to hide for a while, it shouldn't be..." The corner of Youyi's mouth twitched.
"Then it's the hush money!"
You Yi: "...Yes, I can accept this reason."
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After Aoba called her own hair sakura Ningning, she led You Yi to the company cafeteria.
During this period, Ying Ningning quietly leaned into Qingye's ear, and asked softly: "Hey Xiaoqing, who is this boy, a senior from the design team?"
"Huh? No, no, no, Mr. Youyi is just like you, Ningning, a temporary worker who just came to the company today."
"Eh!? Is that so, but why do I feel that he and Miss Haizi have known each other for a long time?"
"Well...something happened before, and as a result, the relationship between the two of them is not very harmonious." Aoba still remembers the two people who inexplicably started fighting when they were on the roof of the company building, and when they had an inexplicable relationship. The disappearing game.
Having said that, I haven't asked Mr. You Yi what happened last time, why don't I take advantage of the lunch break to get something out of You Yi's mouth?
Game: "..."
Youyi, who was walking behind the two, looked at Qingye and Ying Ningning silently, you must know that Youyi is not an ordinary person, you can't afford to hurt people who have opened ear and eye holes.All the content of the conversation was overheard, You Yi could even analyze what this girl was thinking through the details of Aoba's face.
But because that expression is so obvious, anyone can guess it with a little guesswork.
At the same time, Youyi also started to panic, how should he explain it during his lunch break?After all, I didn't lie at the beginning, isn't looking at Feng Shui just looking at the scenery?But as for how I got to the roof of this company...
Or I'd better go to Tong Mu to see if I have any good ideas.
Chapter 228Chapter 212 How can it be repaired, I want to hug left and right too!
On the way to the cafeteria, You Yi directly found Zhuo Ye and Tong Mu. After the three met, they began to ask whether their conditions were going well.
Tong Mu rubbed his a little sore eyes: "I'm pretty smooth. Although I don't have the perverted talent like you, our ability to study hard is still there. Basically, we can keep up with the program group. progress."
"It's just that the leader of this program group looks a little fierce..." Tong Mu whispered again suddenly.
Ah, the leader of the programming team is Ms. Abogan Haizi, right?At this moment, You Yi's eyes died.
"Yi, there seems to be a lot of movement on your side? Our team leader didn't come back for two hours after running over." Tong Mu has a deep memory of the riots in the design team, and even the program team can hear the commotion. Get, "So Yi what the hell are you doing? Don't tell me you bloody trigger the legendary kingly plot again."
You Yi glanced to the side guiltily: "What are you thinking, how could the kingly plots appear on me so frequently?"
Aoba hiding under her desk shouldn't count as a kingly plot, right?After all, I didn't receive any benefits.
"That's great, you're all going so well." Compared to Youyi and Tongmu, Zhuo Ye's expression was much more bitter, "In just three hours, I crashed 25 times, got stuck 42 times, and wore 160 times. Three times, and fell off the map nineteen times."
You Yi and Tong Mu: "What did you do to encounter so many bugs in one go!?"
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[Eagle Jump] is quite a conscientious company, and even has a canteen inside the company.In addition, there is a convenience store near the company, which gives Youyi the illusion that he is still in school.
But on the other hand, You Yi seldom eats outside food, and the [Cooking EX] driven by [Property Making EX] basically makes him not so rare about those "delicious".But You Yi is not someone who denies everything in one go, so he still ordered a few dishes that looked good in color and smelled good.
After all, there is a saying that goes well—all talents in the world are destroyed by pride.If you miss some real delicacies because of your unnecessary arrogance, it will not be worth the loss.
What's more, I can also get some inspiration from a variety of different styles of food, so why not do it?At least Neon's Curry Game has always been a favorite. (This person prefers spicy food)
"Yi... It's curry again, how much do you like curry?" Tong Mu's eyes hung with black lines, "In any case, you put too much curry, right? What's more, our neon is not How about eating curry rice like this?"
You Yi's dinner plate was full of brown curry, and he couldn't even see the white rice and the rest of the dishes.However, after Youyi took a spoonful of it, Tong Mu realized that he had underestimated Youyi again—why there was even curry in the rice! ?It’s okay if you spread curry on the surface of the rice, but why is it still full of curry! ?
No, no, there were indeed rice and other dishes in it, but they had already been dyed the same color by a large amount of curry. At first glance, it seemed that what You Yi ate was only curry.
The strong smell of curry constantly irritated the nostrils of the people around, and to be honest, it was already a bit disgusting.Just like Yinsang and Hijikata in Gintama, they will add a lot of red beans and mayonnaise to their meals.
In fact, Yinsang is okay, mainly because she likes to eat sweets.But the earthwork is really too much. No matter what you eat, you will add an exaggerated amount of mayonnaise. Even if the mayonnaise is delicious, it becomes disgusting!
In the eyes of everyone, the curry on Youyi's plate is the same, so that no one around Youyi dared to sit down.You also have to lose Curry's money was paid by Youyi himself, otherwise Aoba would have thought that Youyi was blackmailing him.
Away from at least two seats, the back of Aoba's head was covered with cold sweat: "Well, Mr. You Yi really likes curry."
"Well, I know it looks scary, so I don't always eat like this." Youyi can speak clearly even if he puts curry rice in his mouth, "But the desire to eat spicy food is always I will accumulate it, and I usually refrain from eating spicy food, but once I have an opportunity, I will eat spicy food crazily—just like now.”
This is equivalent to the concept of accumulating the usual pocket money and then spending it all at once at a certain time.
Qing Ye couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he heard the words: "That's good, that's good..."
She doesn't want her studio to smell like curry in the future. As a young girl, she still prefers sweets.Although I tried to imitate adults to drink coffee without sugar at the beginning, it turned out that I was just a child.
Ying Ningning, who was sitting beside Aoba, looked at Aoba worriedly, thinking: Is Xiaoqing's colleague really all right?Wouldn't it be weird?
【Happy Meal Time】
"thanks for treatment."
Knowing that the smell of curry on his table would greatly affect other people's appetites, Youyi also ate quite quickly. He changed the plate full of curry back to its original clean and bright appearance within 5 minutes. The plate is gone.
This level of cleanliness is almost comparable to that of a mirror.
After taking the initiative to open the windows of the cafeteria for ventilation, Youyi sat back in his seat, letting the aftertaste of the spicy curry hit his mouth, nose and even his entire brain, and the heat flooded his face. Youyi's eyes couldn't help it Narrowed into several lines, his face was full of happiness.
And I don't know if it's Aoba's illusion, she seems to see a thin layer of steam constantly emerging around Youyi's head and even his face.
I always feel that Mr. You Yi like this...is unexpectedly cute?There is an urge to poke You Yijun's cheek.
Qingye hurriedly threw the thought out of her mind, anyway, this kind of thought is too rude!
However, Qingye didn't realize why she had the impulse just now.
"Ah, I found the legendary small business spy." An extremely familiar voice sounded behind Ying Ningning.
"Huh!? I'm not! I don't!" Ying Ningning immediately panicked without turning her head. Now she is afraid of being misunderstood and thrown out of the company.
Qingye said helplessly: "Really, even sister Ye Yue said the same thing."
Appearing behind Ying Ningning is Ye Yuejing, the boss of [EagleJump] and the general manager of game development.Ye Yuejing stared at Ying Ningning for a while, a mysterious smile appeared on her face, and she leaned forward in a rather familiar tone.
"Heh heh heh, if there really is such a cute commercial spy, I'm afraid the leakage of secrets won't be able to stop."
"Ha, Hay?"
Ying Ningning was half-pressed by Ye Yuejing, trembling slightly and afraid to speak, after all, the situation in front of her seemed to have exceeded the scope of her comprehension.
Poor baby, it looks like you don't know the concept of [Lily].
Ye Yuejing suddenly had a good idea: "By the way, how about I take a photo for your membership card? Cool Breeze comes too."
"Huh!?" The dazed Qingye was just pulled up from the seat by Ye Yuejing.
At this time, Ye Yuejing was holding Qingye with her left hand, and Ying Ningning with her right hand: "Come on, get closer!"
Click - (photographing sound)
Tong Mu looked at the scene in front of him silently, his eyes completely dead: "Is this the legendary left hug and right hug? Why do I always feel a little envious and jealous?"
"Don't talk about Tong Mu anymore, the more you talk about it, the sadder we will be." Surprisingly, this sentence was said by You Yi.
It's not that You Yi envies Ye Yuejing, he just misses Gu Yanying and Victoria Lina.You must know that when you were in the old city, because of the misunderstanding of some children, Youyi also enjoyed the benefits of hugging left and right for a while.
After being stimulated by Ye Yuejing's actions, You Yi also wanted to go back and try the feeling of hugging Gu Yanying on the left and Victoria Lina on the right.However, due to the arrogance of these two girls, I am afraid that I will have to come to work with panda eyes on the next day.
Then why don't you change your target and replace Victoria with Chino-chan, if it's Chino, you will never resist yourself!In addition, Yanying doesn't have that much hostility towards Chino, maybe it will work!
The shock brought by the spicy curry just now was completely suppressed by the thought of "hugging left and right", and it was only after You Yi finally calmed down that he realized what was going on in my mind just now?
When did my resistance to Yanying and the others become so weak that even my desire became more obvious than before?
At this time, You Yi once again realized a sad fact that he might not really become a lolicon.
"Hey, the three little brothers don't know whether the work is going well or not?" At this time, Ye Yue quietly walked behind You Yi and asked, "Speaking of which, the curry smell is so strong, how much curry did you eat? "
"A lot is right." You Yi retracted his mind, and when he turned his head, he found that Ye Yuejing's hair was actually a little messy, and the clothes on her shoulders seemed a little unbalanced.
It was obvious that something had happened.
You Yi narrowed his eyes: "Anyway, have you explained it to Miss Haizi?"
"Ah~ It's really hard work." Ye Yuejing's little face became bitter when this point was mentioned, "Haizi, she kicked open the door of my office without any explanation, and then directly pointed the gun at it. People's heads are still saying quite scary things."
Ying Ningning: "Gun!?"
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