How Lolicon is made

Turning his head stiffly, You Yi saw Sister Aoba wearing pajamas and looking at him with a smirk.

Don't say it, it's inexplicably cute.

No no no no no!Is now the time to pay attention to this! ?

It's overturned!Didn't expect that my game, which is famous for being "cautious" all over the world, ended up overturning! ?

Seeing Sister Qingye's smirking expression, You Yi knew that the scene where he was so fast was absolutely watched (why did he say it looked like it was gone?), and he would definitely be suspected of being a human being (so What's the matter with this girl's self-generated electricity and then being bumped into by her sweetheart)!

No, I have to find a way to change the subject immediately, or I will die of embarrassment!

You Yi changed into a serious face as if changing his face: "Sister Qingye, why don't you lie down in the room and rest? What should I do if my body temperature rebounds?"

"Dude, under normal circumstances, the body temperature has already dropped to this level, and it is impossible for it to rise again."

"But Sister Qingye, you don't have a common cold in the first place, so you can't judge it according to the normal situation."

"Huh?" Aoba was a little puzzled, "Why do you say that I don't have a common cold?"

Because your cold is the masterpiece of the dream boss, the guy who doesn't follow the routine must not use common sense to deduce it, otherwise he must be the one who suffers.

However, it is impossible for Youyi to tell Qingye about the dream boss, so facing Qingye's question, Youyi has no choice but to remain silent.

Seeing that Youyi couldn't answer, Aoba's expression changed back to the original smirk: "Compared to this, how did Youyi-jun achieve his hand speed? I don't think that kind of exaggerated hand speed can be achieved by normal human beings." Did you achieve it?"

"Mr. You Yi, you'd better give me a reasonable explanation?"

You Yi looked up at the sky... at the ceiling, it's probably useless to change the subject now, Sister Aoba has already grasped the fact that her hand speed surpasses the limit of human beings.

Is that the only way to answer this question?

You Yi said with a troubled face: "Sister Qingye, can you give me some time to organize my language?"

"Mouth digging!" Qingye directly rejected Youyi's proposal, "Mr. Youyi must be thinking about how to use some words to fool him, right? I am very familiar with this kind of juggling calculation!"

People!Let me say it again, Sister Aoba, your character design!Where is the shadow of natural stupidity now! ?

Just as You Yi was breaking down, he realized one thing.

Could it be that this is also one of Sister Qingye's character designs?Sister Aoba is actually a hidden black belly, or is she shaking S! ?

You Yi felt that his body was unconsciously leaning back, trying to stay away from the strange oppressive feeling brought by Aoba.But how could Qingye let Youyi succeed, the smirk on his face gradually became rampant, and he moved his face closer to Youyi.

"You Yi Jun? Don't you want to escape from time to time?"

Looking at Qingye who is completely different from his usual impression, Youyi is even more convinced that Qingye has a dark side to hide.

What should I do, do I want to explain everything here?Or use the most ruthless method, only tell half the truth and leave half the lie to mislead Sister Aoba?

However, as Aoba kept approaching Youyi, it seemed that the center of gravity was unstable because her body was too forward, and Aoba's foot slipped—she lost her balance and slid towards Youyi up.

Because of this sudden accident, You Yi couldn't react for a while, and was just so upright that Aoba hit his head on his stomach.

"Whoa!?——"

After making a strange cry, You Yi was knocked to the floor by Aoba.The pain from the pincer attack from above really made You Yi extremely sour, and it's also because he didn't eat lunch but chose [Bigu] directly, otherwise he might spit out the building.

"Hug, I'm sorry You Yi-jun! Didn't hurt you!?"

However, Youyi's eyeballs were protruding from the pain: "... Sister Qingye, try to get your head hit on your stomach... I'll see if it hurts..."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I really didn't mean it!" Aoba hurriedly apologized.

"Bi, compared to this..." The corners of Youyi's eyes kept twitching because of the excessive pain, "Sister Qingye, can you...get off me first?"

"You pressed... my big stem..."

Aoba: "..."

In this way, it seems that something is really pushed against his chest.And I haven't found out what you Yijun didn't say, and now I feel that this thing seems to have some strange movements.

Please don't complain about the fact that the game will boki in this situation. You must know that this thing has never been controlled by the will of men themselves.And sometimes this thing responds, but it doesn't mean that it will react.

The reason why Youyi has boki now is mostly because [Sister Qingye is pressing on me] → [Sister Qingye’s chest is pressing on me] → [I seem to have seen similar scenes in advanced combat records] → [file [Warning] → [Not too good].

The result of this strange calculation formula, and You Yi's body accepted the result very well, and disregarded the opposition of You Yi's main consciousness, bokied without authorization.

Aoba's little devil-like expression just now disappeared in an instant, replaced by a sunset-like blush and classic mosquito-repellent eyes: "Hug hug hug sorry sorry sorry!!! , I’m going to get up now—”

Ah, what a familiar sense of déjà vu.You Yi sighed briefly in his heart.

It's not that Youyi has experienced such a thing before, maybe there is, but it is estimated that Youyi himself has almost forgotten it.But in most romantic comedies, this kind of weird phenomenon that can kill Newton and kill a lot of physicists must be indispensable.

But it's good, at least this way Miss Aoba won't continue to ask questions about our hand speed.

Just as You Yi breathed a sigh of relief, his sensitive ears suddenly heard the sound of the door opening not far away.

I see through!Who opened the door at this time!I don't know if the current situation is seen, the fame of me and Sister Aoba will be completely ruined! (Your fame has been ruined again)

Soon, the person who opened the door came to the living room: "Qingye! I heard from someone in your company that you have a severe cold, and you are fine... right?"

The one who walked into the sight of the two was a younger-looking young woman, and her hair color and face shape were carved out of the same mold as Sister Qingye... There is no doubt that this should be Sister Qingye's mother.

Oh hoo, now not only is his reputation ruined, but he might also be wanted by others.You Yi's eyes were dead at this moment.

Now Sister Qingye is still on top of him!And it's Miss Aoba in her pajamas!This kind of scene that will definitely make most people think wrong without explaining it is now seen by other people's parents. Is there anything more embarrassing than this! ?

At least Aoba and his mother looked at each other for nearly ten seconds, during which Aoba's face became more and more red, and the expression on Aoba's mother's face became more and more strange.

In the end, Aoba's mother said "Then what, it seems that Aoba, you should be fine. I'm going out to buy a bottle of drink, you go ahead" as the end.

"Oh Gassang (mom)!!!——It's not what you think!!!—"

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Thanks to the book friend [You · Kuliwude] for the 2 monthly tickets.

Chapter 258 Chapter 242 Seems to have missed something

There are always some welcome misunderstandings that people live in the world, but some people can't even encounter this kind of misunderstanding, and such people are often single and dead.

After all, if there is such a misunderstanding that they like to hear, it means that they may still get the girl and successfully betray the FFF group!

Of course, this kind of thief, Youyi, is not included in this list.There were already three girls who fell in love with him, which fundamentally cut off Youyi's desire in this aspect, and Gu Yanying was also Youyi's childhood sweetheart, so Youyi didn't envy those winners in life. (Because he himself is!)

And at this moment in the game, I absolutely don't want others to have such a misunderstanding, especially when the other party may be the future mother-in-law.No, strictly speaking, this must be Youyi's future mother-in-law!

No matter how hard I try to guard against the common plots in major romantic comedies, I can't escape this kind of scene that almost all romance works will have.

Originally, You Yi had already planned to be thoroughly interrogated by Sister Qingye's mother, if it really didn't work, he could only use [mysterious] means to escape temporarily.

But Youyi never expected that Aoba's mother's ability to bear is so strong that she can even calmly say "you continue".If it were replaced by Youyi when he saw his daughter in pajamas pressing on a boy he had never seen before when he came home, Youyi might consider humane destruction on the spot.

Yan Yang muttered to herself: "It's strange, why don't I have the idea of ​​being a master... Could it be related to our appearance as a woman?"

After all, most of the father just wanted to kill the bastard who abducted his precious daughter, while the mother would silently watch the day when her daughter got married.What is the principle of this weird law, Yan Yang thinks that the master's father can try to study it another day.

When Qingye's mother left the battlefield, Qingye hurriedly got up from Youyi, trying to catch up with his mother and explain to her clearly that she would be ashamed after Youyi was shameless.

"Oh Gassang!!!———Listen to my explanation Puff!!!——"

bang-

However, only halfway through the run, Aoba's natural dullness finally began to reveal her sense of existence.On the floor without any stumbling objects, Aoba performed a pretty perfect flat throw.

After hearing the "bang" sound on the floor, Qingye's mother couldn't help turning her head curiously, and then saw the scene of her daughter grabbing the ground with her head.

However, this is not over yet, Aoba completely ignored her red nose and forehead, and continued to stretch out her hand and shouted at her mother: "Mom! It's definitely not what you think! You Yi-jun is just here to take care of me today, absolutely It's not a boyfriend who brought you home privately!"

You Yi and Aoba's mother: "Compared to this, you should pay attention to your own situation, nosebleeds are coming out! (sweating)"

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The misunderstanding that was originally loved and heard turned into ashes under Aoba's operation, so it is not a bad thing to say that sometimes the female partner is a natural fool. (Is this due to natural stupidity?)

After dealing with Sister Qingye's nosebleed, Qingye's mother smiled helplessly and said, "So Qingye, this classmate You Yi is your colleague, is he just here to take care of you today?"

"Yes."

"Well, you should have slipped away just now."

"Huh? Mom, did you say some strange words just now?"

"It's an illusion." Qingye's mother smiled brightly, making You Yi and Qingye a little bit unbearable to look at.

But after all, they are mother and daughter, Aoba still understood what her mother meant, and couldn't help blushing and said: "Mom, it's not what you think! I am not a couple with You Yijun, let alone we have only known each other for a week. No way!"

"Yes, Auntie, the little one and Sister Qingye are really innocent." You Yi said this, but his eyes drifted away unconsciously.

Just kidding, "forced kiss" and naked body wiping sweat, if this kind of relationship is really innocent, then there will be no impure relationship in this world.

And even if the two are not in a relationship now, the purpose of You Yi's approach to Aoba is to make the two of them develop into a relationship.

As for [***], it was completely out of Youyi's consideration, and Youyi also felt a little bit against this approach.

Seeing that both of them denied the relationship between them, Aoba's mother clearly showed a disappointed expression on her face.

My cabbage has been planted for 18 years. I don't say it must be fat and juicy, but it is definitely juicy.When I heard that Aoba planned to go to work after graduating from high school, I was quite worried that she would not find a boyfriend.Now that she finally saw her bring a boy home, it turned out that it was really just an innocent relationship?

These are all analyzed by Youyi from the details of Aoba's mother's expression by virtue of the [Face Reading Technique], but after being telepathically sensed by Yanyang, Youyi is directly surprised.

Aoba's mother's real inner activities are as follows:

"Aoba, I was 100 billion years too early to lie to your mother!To put it bluntly, inviting other boys home is no longer an ordinary colleague relationship! 』

"And the boys are willing to take the initiative to take care of you. They are obviously interested in you. Can't you see this?Sigh~ My Aoba is cute, but she is too slow in love, and her work will make her more concerned. 』

"But thinking about it, Aoba said that he has only known this classmate You Yi for less than a week, so it is impossible to have any sparks of love, right? 』

"Emmmm, but this Yu Yi student seems to be okay.The sitting posture is very standard, and very restrained, without any presumptuous behavior.Although a little disheveled, it must have been an accident just now.Well, full marks for manners and appearance! 』

"Afterwards, there will be other information... It seems that I need to push Aoba secretly and let her try to understand this kid. 』

This year pays attention to the freedom of love!Parents can review daughter-in-law and son-in-law, but can they not interfere so much!Although I know that you do have reasons for your worries, but we young people will also be very troubled!

And are mothers so vigorous these days! ?Mom, I really blamed you wrongly, you are really not the only one who likes to make troubles.At this moment, Youyi suddenly felt that his mother looked very normal.

You Yi now always feels that he is like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered in front of Qingye's mother, this is the sense of pressure parents bring to their children.

No, absolutely can't stay any longer!

You must know that it is only 03:30 in the afternoon, if you continue to stay here in the afternoon, I am afraid that something will really happen!You Yi doesn't think that Aoba's mother will not let go of this golden opportunity.

If you want to escape, you can only take advantage of the present, while you still have a little sovereignty in your hands.

You Yi said: "Well, auntie. Since you have come back, Sister Qingye will take care of you, and I will go back to the company directly."

Qingye's mother rolled her eyes, it was obvious that this kid was going to slip away.Maybe this Youyi classmate seems unexpectedly innocent?Wouldn't it be more difficult to make do with the two of them?

Just when Aoba's mother was still thinking about how to keep Youyi, Youyi didn't give her any chance at all. He packed his laptop and briefcase at the speed of light, and when neither of them could react, he moved Arrived at the gate of Aoba's house.

But in the eyes of Qingye's mother, Youyi is like teleporting, and it can't be stopped.

But Youyi still knew that it would be impolite to leave just like that, so before he left, he turned around and said, "Miss Qingye, take a good rest today, and just work harder when you go to work tomorrow."

bang

After gently closing the door, You Yi rushed to the tram stop at a faster speed, as if he didn't want to stay for a moment longer.There is no way, the aura hidden by Aoba's mother is really terrible, it really makes You Yi feel troublesome and headache.

To put it bluntly, although I really want to attack Sister Qingye, but now the focus is still on Yanying and the others.Even the relationship between the three of them hasn't been handled perfectly, so is this adding difficulty to myself?

Gaming is not so idle.

At least, when Qingye's mother opened the door and tried to stop Youyi, there was no sign of Youyi at all.

"Running so fast, could it be that I scared him?" Qingye's mother began to doubt, "No, logically speaking, my acting skills should not be that bad... Or is it called Youyi? Did the boy really notice what I was thinking?"

"Hoho, doesn't this mean that this kid really has that kind of thought? Otherwise, why run?"

"Oh Gassang (mom), you definitely scare You Yi-jun." Qing Ye followed and walked out, and looked at the empty street, "And You Yi-jun really just came to take care of me."

Qingye's mother sighed and took Qingye back home: "Qingye, sometimes this is just the result of your one-sided perspective. Mom, let me ask, you said you know this classmate Youyi?" In a week, what is your sense of chapters about You Yi?"

"A very understanding junior, not only powerful but also good at taking care of others. To be honest, my majesty as a senior is completely scum in front of You Yijun." There are a few black lines on Qingye's back, " Although sometimes he is quite mean-spirited, but I always feel that You Yi-jun behaves more like a senior than me."

Hearing what her daughter said, Aoba's mother thought to herself: Doesn't this prove that there is something going on?There was definitely something more special about the event but was ignored by the daughter.

And I don't know if it's my illusion, I always feel that when my daughter stands with You Yi, I feel abandoned.

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