How Lolicon is made
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"The situation has changed, unexpectedly, there is no melon in the rain nest, beware of backstabs"
Did the backstab mentioned at the beginning refer to the current situation! ?The change in the situation means that Victoria came to give me condolences, which caused Tong Mu to lose his mind again! ?
"Tong Mu!! I @*&~%¥#!!!—"
This kind of pain that is not fatal but fatal makes You Yi feel extremely sour, it is not a gentleman to take revenge!
So the two of them scuffled together like this, which looked like a child quarreling.
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Thanks to the book friend [Stomach is a little uncomfortable] for the support of a monthly ticket, and my own 1 blade reminders.
Finally, am I going to start urging myself to update myself? What kind of strange operation is this _(:з」∠)_
Chapter 260 Chapter 244 The Hakoniwa Incident
"It hurts..."
There was a lot of cold sweat on the back of Yashenguang's head: "You Yi Jun, what's wrong with your waist?"
"It's nothing, I was hit by Tongmu's Hudan with a head hammer, and it still hurts a little." While operating the computer with one hand, Youyi rubbed his spine with the other hand at the waist.
This guy Tong Mu is ruthless enough, he stacked a lot of buffs, including [Residual Pain], which greatly prolongs the pain time.And that's fine, it even has the effect of [Healing Intervention]!Whenever Youyi wants to relieve the pain, this thing will come out to stop Youyi.
It's not that Youyi hasn't removed these buffs, but Tong Mu frantically superimposed at least a dozen of each buff, which made Youyi really sour.
But that's fine, it's not good for Tong Mu to bump into You Yi's waist.
You Yi: "What if my kidney is damaged! Think about my sexual life for the rest of my life!"
Tong Mu: "Damn! Damn you don't need the rest of your life! You don't need a life of sex!"
Zhuo Ye: "...you go ahead, I will eat melons."
"Yu Yijun, the three of you... have a really good relationship." Intuition told Yashen Guang that she should complain here, but she didn't know what words to use to complain.
You Yi curled his lips, but did not deny Yagami Guang's words: "By the way, Yagami sister, what I'm going to tell you next...don't be afraid."
Yagami Guang: "???"
"Why should I be afraid, why should I be afraid as an adult?"
You Yi: "...It's nothing, I just wanted to play a trick just now, don't worry about it, Sister Yagami. What I really want to say is that I have already completed my task the day after tomorrow. So I want to ask about my last What is the mission."
Yagami Light: "..."
Can you hear what people say? ?
Yashen Guang took a deep breath, trying to calm down the soaring blood pressure just now: "Yu Yi Jun, do you really like fast hand speed so much?"
"No, no, strictly speaking, I don't like it." You Yiqiu quickly denied, "It's just that in order to complete the agreement with them as soon as possible, how can I say I have to work harder?"
"So to be liked by so many girls, Youyi-jun is really happy." Iori Yagami smiled inexplicably, "Okay, anyway, Youyi-jun, your hand speed is really exaggerated. There are many people who are capable. According to Lao's rules, starting tomorrow, I will trouble You Yi-jun to share other people's tasks?"
Youyi nodded: "Ah, no problem! I will try to complete all the tasks the day after tomorrow!"
The day after tomorrow?Three days to complete everyone's tasks?Is Mr. You Yi really not thinking about eating peaches?
Although I did ask Mr. Youyi to share other people's tasks just now, so as to speed up the overall progress of the company, but the goal of Youyi just now was a little too exaggerated, right?
When Yashenguang was going to persuade Youyi, he saw that Youyi took out a strange plush ball from his pocket and put it next to the computer desk, and then put both hands on the computer - motionless.
You Yijun, what are you doing here?Are you ready for a big move?
When Yagami Hikaru was feeling puzzled, he glanced at the screen of Youyi, and jumped up on the spot in fright.
At this moment, the computer screen of the game seems to be turned on for time-lapse photography, no, it is spinning crazily at a speed that is at least 10 times more exaggerated than time-lapse photography.
In the blink of an eye, Yagami Guang had already seen a rough model of a character, and all that was left was to repair the details.
Yagami Guang: "???"
My sun is a ghostly world, what level of hand speed is this! ?Before, I thought You Yijun was accumulating energy, but it turned out that his hand speed was so fast that he couldn't even see clearly! ?
And is it my illusion, why do you feel that there is a strong air current rioting on You Yijun's keyboard! ?The document paper on my side has already floated up! !
What Yagami Guang witnessed at this moment was the hand speed of Youyi's "full power".There were no afterimages, and even ordinary people seemed to have no hands at all. Every time they hit the keyboard, there would be a strong airflow wave, which caused a small turbulence in the office.
If it wasn't for Youyi's [absolutely silent device] (that white fluffy ball) on the side, I'm afraid the volume of typing can alarm the people in the next office.
So You Yi completed a character model at the speed of light under Yagami Guang's eyes.
After stopping, Youyi turned his head and asked, "Sister Yagami, is this speed enough... Uh... Sorry, Sister Yagami! I'll clean it up for you!"
When Youyi turned his head, what he saw was a messy scene. The document papers that were originally on Yashenguang's desk were blown into the sky by the airflow created by Youyi, and finally filled the entire office.
Yagami Guang took down a piece of draft paper from his face, his eyes twitched and looked complicatedly at You Yi who was busy cleaning up.
1 minutes.
No, technically there doesn't seem to be a minute, somewhere between 1 and 55 seconds.
In such a short amount of time, a character model is done! ?And it looks like there are no flaws at all!
Can you give someone a way out!Even at my fastest speed, it takes about six hours!
After seeing Youyi's hand speed nearly 360 times faster than his own, Yagami Guang felt that he had been hit hard and needed pudding to get better.
Don't say whether it can be completed in three days, I am afraid that you can finish all the character models of a game in one day!
Looking at You Yi who packed up the documents and handed them to him, the eyes of Hikaru Yagami once again burst into flames—it was just the fire of gossip.
"You changed the topic before, so it's time to answer me, Mr. You Yi! Are you after that girl from the company!"
"Sister Yagami, why do you all like to ask about such a topic!? Can't you change it to something else!?" You Yi complained on the spot.
Yashen Guang checked the order of the documents and whether there was anything missing: "Is there any way to do this, who told You Yijun that you successfully changed the subject every time. The more you don't say anything, the more curious we will be."
It's also a good thing that there are only two of us in the office of the design team, otherwise sister Yuanshan, sister Xiaotian, and sister Yuyin would all come to join in the fun.
Mr. You Yi sighed heavily: "...I can't say it, I really can't say it."
"That means you have finally admitted that you have a girl you like in the company!" Yagami said happily, "Oh, who could it be? After all, the silver-haired little girl this morning is quite cute, Mr. Youyi Even such a good girl can give up, your goal makes me even more curious."
Although Youyi really wanted to refute that "it's not the key to being cute", but Youyi is not clear about what kind of creature a man is, so at this time he can only choose to remain silent.
"In short, there is only so much that can be revealed. Sister Yagami, you can just give me those redundant tasks or tasks that everyone may not be able to do in time."
"It's impossible to hand over all of them to you. After all, other employees still have to get paid." Iori Yagami said, "Well, but you Yi-jun, I almost know your requirements. After three days, I will transfer other people's tasks. The schedule is scheduled until three days later, and those tasks that they have no time to complete will be handed over to Mr. You Yi, no problem?"
You Yi smiled and said, "No problem, it's better to say that this is the result I want."
"But before that, Sister Yagami will wait for me for half an hour, and I will prepare something."
"Ok?"
After You Yi finished speaking, he walked out of the office without knowing what to do.
After about half an hour, You Yi came back.When he came back, he still had a small iron ball in his hand.
The moment he saw this small iron ball, Yagami recalled the white fluffy ball that Youyi had placed next to the computer table earlier, and couldn't help but ask, "Mr. Youyi, what is the purpose of these two small balls?"
Youyi pondered for a while, and said, "Miss Yashen, you also noticed that there is no sound when I type the keyboard, right? In fact, this white fluffy ball absorbs all the sound. Within its range of action, even Sister Yagami, I can't hear anything even if you speak close to my ear."
"It's very convenient, but I guess only You Yi-jun can use it." Iori Yagami looked clear.
There is no doubt that this mute device is a product of black technology, but why did Youyi tell Yagami Guang about it?
Because You Yi knew that he couldn't hide it from Iori Yagami, I'm afraid he was already an abnormal human being in the eyes of Yagami sister, and he might even label himself a "Huaxia agent".
In other words, I am afraid that no matter how much I stimulate Sister Yagami now, Sister Yagami will only feel numb.
"Then this little iron ball is used for washing hands and turbulent air flow. After all, I accidentally blew Sister Yagami's documents all over the office before." You Yi scratched his head, "If these two are put together, I will To be able to work hard.”
Yashenguang waved his hand: "Okay, I know you didn't do it on purpose, anyway, I don't think I can stop you from what you are going to do now. Anyway, remember not to work too late, no matter how bad your body is, you still have to rest .”
"Understood, Miss Yagami."
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In the blink of an eye, the next morning came, You Yi crawled out of his sleeping bag.
Because Yashen Guang likes to sleep without pants, You Yi can only go to the meeting room to sleep with Tong Mu and Zhuo Ye.The only difference was that You Yi hung Tong Mu upside down from the ceiling while he was asleep.
As for the cerebral hemorrhage, there is no need to worry at all, the buff game that makes the blood flow normally has also been added to Tong Mu, but when Tong Mu wakes up, he will become more dizzy.By the way, there is also the buff of [Destrength], to put it bluntly, it is like the weakness potion in Minecraft, which makes it impossible for Tong Mu to get out of the sleeping bag by himself.
Damn you hit my big waist yesterday!
Well, You Yi didn't hesitate to be cruel to his good friend, the relationship is really good.
Of course, the reason why Youyi got up early today was not only to punish his friends, but another major reason was to go to the female fortune-teller to hear what kind of moth the dream boss was going to make for him today.
Youyi really doesn't ask much now, as long as it's not life-threatening, you can come here. After all, Aoba's 41° high fever yesterday really scared Youyi.
The moment she saw You Yi, the female fortune teller naturally knew what he was here for.After preparing the breakfast you needed for today, he said, "Boss, I've already calculated your fate today. How should I put it, it's still not very good."
"When the actors arrive, the lid of Hako Garden will be closed. In the end, it will be thrown to the ground hard."
"This kind of result doesn't sound like a good thing. Boss, you still have to be careful today." The female fortune teller looked at You Yi worriedly.
Youyi waved his hand after paying the money: "It's okay, I'm mentally prepared for this, and so far it's not a very serious world, and it was resolved smoothly in the end."
"Anyway, I've worked hard on you today, and I'll be back in the next two days. Please take care of me then."
Youyi took five breakfasts and left the fast food restaurant, preparing to return to the company.
However, just as he was about to walk into the company, You Yi saw a rather familiar figure from the back: "Huh? Sister Qingye? You came to the company so early, it seems that you have completely recovered from your cold."
Want to go up and say hello to her?It would be impolite to follow quietly like this.And how can I say that I also made an agreement with Sister Qingye yesterday, if I don't get in touch, how can I win this match?
Thinking like this, Youyi just planned to follow up to say hello, but he immediately held back after recalling the reminder from the dream boss earlier.
"When the actors arrive, the lid of Hakoniwa will be closed. 』
All the accidents in these five days were aimed at me and Sister Aoba, so the actors mentioned here obviously refer to "me" and "Sister Aoba"!
Although Hakoniwa doesn't know what it means, but at this time, try to keep a little distance from Miss Aoba.Even if this is against the original intention of the dream boss, Youyi still wants to avoid any accidents as much as possible.
Just when Youyi was planning to do this, Qingye who was walking in front suddenly turned around and said in surprise, "Ah? Youyi-jun?"
Game: "..."
Dream boss, come out for me!Don't take you to play with me like this!
[Sorry, it’s still raining this time and I have nothing to do. This time it’s purely the debris and the container reacting to each other. I really didn’t do anything. 】
Suddenly the sound of the position of the boss of the dream world being excused sounded in his mind, and You Yi couldn't help but feel even more distressed.
[Container] This thing has not had a huge response for nearly a week, and I almost forgot that it has this feature.Why did you choose to cheat me at this critical moment!
You Yi is very frantic, but he can only cry without tears and bite the bullet and walk towards Aoba.
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Thanks to the book friend [Famous Knife One Day] for reminding you to update the 2 blades.
In fact, no matter how much you urge me to update, I start writing at eight o'clock.
During the day, either rest or the liver. (No matter how bad you are, the three games of FGO, Bengbengbeng, and Ark will all be salted fish)
Chapter 261 Chapter 245 Fell to the ground hard
On the morning of the third day of staying at the company, it was quite peaceful here in Youyi with almost no accidents.
But here in the small town of Europe—to be precise, the atmosphere in the High Tower Library is different. Anyone can smell a strong smell of gunpowder here.
While putting on her own clothes, Gu Yanying asked plainly: "Silver-haired girl, I suddenly remembered something. You should be 16 years old now, don't you usually go to school?"
"The knowledge that can be learned in school is only that. It's better to learn more by yourself." Vittorina looked bored and flipped through her great-grandmother's notes, "What? Do you think it's too annoying for me to do nothing all day long? "
"That's not the case, I just feel that you are acting recklessly based on your own advantages, which annoys me." Although Gu Yanying was smiling, there was no smile in her eyes at all, "Don't underestimate it." Those who have [Nose Aperture], I can smell the desserts in Uncle An's duty room even on the roof."
That's too much, a dog's nose is not as exaggerated as yours!
Victoria Lina's complexion did not change at all, and she was still smoking a porcelain pipe: "So, what do you want to say, red-haired girl?"
The smile on Gu Yanying's face remained the same: "I just want to say that I have persuaded Zhi Nai to ask for leave for half a day today."
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