How Lolicon is made
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Suddenly, the voice of the ancient ancestor's voice gradually became smaller, until it was as thin as the moaning of mosquitoes.And from You Yi's point of view, the ancestors of the Gu family were constantly sweating from behind.
The scene was quiet again.
The ancestors of Hesi and Youjia all stared wide-eyed, and said in unison: "Hey, hey, don't tell me that you left the "thing" on the Huaxia side!"
"No, no, no, how is this possible!!" The ancestor of the Gu family was extremely unconfident in speaking now, "Wait for me a little longer! I will definitely find it for you within 30 seconds!"
Shortly after--
"30 seconds have passed, where is your "thing"?" The ancestor of the Heisi looked at the ancestor of the Gu family with a dead fish eye without emotion.
The ancestor of the Gu family searched her storage ring upside down and couldn't find the "thing". Now he feels guilty: "Oh, it must have landed at the airport, right? I, I, I, I will rush there have a look!"
"Why is your forgetfulness attack again!? If you lose this thing, do you know how troublesome it is!?" The ancestor of Heisi immediately stood up from his seat, "Forget it, I won't quarrel with you, this I'll go with you this time too, you Ling, after you settle the bill, hurry up and look for it with us!"
After finishing speaking, the ancestor Heisi put his shoulders on the shoulders of the ancestor of the Gu family, and the two disappeared in a ball of flames.Only the ancestors of Youjia, Youyi and others were left looking at each other.
However, the ancestors of Youjia were even more chaotic in the wind.
After the two sides were silent for a long time, Victoria took the lead and said, "The people in your family... are really very individual, and they are all so vigorous."
To put it bluntly, this is called having personality, to put it bluntly, this is a group of funny people who don't think it's a big deal.Youyi complained mercilessly in his heart.
But compared to these, You Yi cares more about the "things" that the three ancestors said.
Do they have something important to bring over?By the way, what is there in Youjia and Gujia that they value so much, and even lose it and make them nervous?
Youyi really couldn't guess the correct answer, so Youyi looked at the ancestors of Youjia.
The ancestor of Youjia turned his head on the spot: "Youyi boy, you don't have to ask me anymore, you won't get anything from me."
ha?According to your ancestor, you still have to hide the "things" from Yanying and me?
You Yi became more and more curious about what the ancestors were up to.
Seeming to be stared at by Youyi, the ancestor of Youjia immediately got up: "Anyway, I'm going to pay the bill first, and this plate of pasta will be given away to you."
After speaking, the ancestor of Youjia took a napkin to wipe the strangely shaped fork, and personally handed the plate of spaghetti that had just been eaten to their table.
Then he fled in a hurry.
Well, no one is disturbing his summer festival itinerary now, but Youyi feels his heart is getting more tired.
After a while, Zhi Nai slowly complained: "It's really sudden, and it's also sudden."
"Well, it's best not to worry about them, not to mention we can't control them at all." You Yi looked at the plate of pasta in front of him with a troubled face, "But how to solve this thing, and it can't just be wasted like this Drop... so does anyone want to eat?"
After saying this sentence, Youyi immediately regretted it, because at that moment, the three lolis all looked at the plate of spaghetti that they hadn't eaten much with extremely complicated eyes.
The store refuses to provide a second fork or a normal fork, which means that only one person can enjoy it with Youyi...or two lolis can eat each other.
The former will inevitably cause a bloodbath, and although the latter is also a lily scene that many readers love, it does not mean that the three loli have this hobby.
Even if Gu Yanying and Victoria are more or less in a trend, they firmly believe that it is all an illusion!All because of the three-dimensional author and reader YY!
After realizing this, You Yi wanted to slap himself.
So what if you waste it?Which is more important, wasting food or your own life?
The scene fell into silence again. The eye contact between Gu Yanying and Vittorina has not stopped since just now, and Chino glanced at Youyi with some expectations and a little embarrassment.
This is how he chooses!
Now Youyi desperately hopes that a couple will happen to pass by, and then he can give away this wonderful couple's set meal.
However, after waiting for 3 minutes, the couple did not wait until the waiter came.
"Hello, guest, may I ask what meal you have ordered?" It seems that Youjia's ancestor had told her specifically when he was checking out, so the waiter didn't care about the spaghetti that appeared on the table of You Yi and others. Too many questions.
You Yi hurriedly nodded: "Okay, okay! That's it."
He casually ordered another set meal for couples, the waiter nodded and glanced at the pasta that You Yi and the others hadn't touched, and said, "Although it may seem that I'm a bit talkative...but I think you guys can try it. How about enjoying this set meal in turn?"
Three Lolita: "!!!"
Game: "!!!"
Of course, the waiter didn't remind You Yi and the others out of kindness, she just wanted to make the dispute on the table bigger and bigger.After all, in her eyes, You Yi is still labeled as "suspected copper smelter" and "on three boats".
Seeing this point, You Yi really wanted to scold her, and decided to wait for the waiter to bring the set meal he had just ordered, and then directly apply the [Suppressing Breath] spell to all four of them to reduce the sense of presence.
After the waiter walked away, Vitolina crossed Erlang's legs and said, "Okay, red-haired girl, let's stop staring here, it will only make us look stupid. Just do what the waiter said, and take turns." , until this pasta is finished."
"Then your next sentence is - you will be the first?" Gu Yanying narrowed her eyes.
"Since you've said that, I'd rather be respectful than obedient."
"You have a good idea!" Gu Yanying objected on the spot, "I'd rather let Chino be the first one than you!"
Vittorina seriously considered: "Should Chino come first...I really have no objection to that."
"Eh!?" Chino was a little flattered, "I, I don't care! Yanyingsang and Liqingsang get well first——"
Unexpectedly, Gu Yanying and Victoria said in unison: "Ah~ It's because Chino, you have been condescending, that we all have the illusion that we owe you, obviously we are all equal."
You Yi also nodded in agreement.
Sometimes not fighting is the biggest "fight".
Seeing that the other three agreed that he would be the first to eat this set meal with Youyi, Chino didn't know how to refuse.In addition, after seeing the gameplay of Hei Si's ancestor before, Chi Nao felt inexplicable and wanted to give it a try.
You Yi knew that now was the time for him to express himself.
Picking up the oddly shaped two-headed fork and scooping up a ball of noodles, Youyi just put the noodles in the middle, waiting for Chino's next move.
Chi Nao blushed, even though he and You Yi were sitting face to face, they wouldn't stick their cheeks together like their ancestors did.But when the eyes of the two meet, they will inexplicably look at each other affectionately. The longer they look at each other, the more flustered Chino's heart becomes.
The most important thing is another thing - this kind of fork noodles will basically have one connecting two people.In other words, kiss once every turn.
This kind of gameplay is really too exciting for Chino, who is as pure as white paper.
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"Hi guest, this is the couple set meal you ordered just now. For the convenience of the guests, I specially prepared four people... tableware..."
After serving the set meal, the waiter found that the plate that was full of pasta before had been eaten clean.
But with whom exactly did this [Lolita Control Pervert] eat it? (The waiter's inner voice)
Then the waiter was surprised to find that each of the four members of Youyi had light oil stains on their mouths, and even a slight blush on their faces. In other words, Youyi and everyone had eaten this pasta together .
waiter:"???"
Am I falling behind, or have times changed?
These three little girls are so willing to kiss this scumbag! ?
Fuck, this scumbag must have tricked these girls into thinking that couples should do this!By the way, why haven't the police come yet? Why don't I make a phone call later.
"Ah, thank you." You Yi patted his blushing face, and took the set meal he just ordered.
After all, the original two-serving spaghetti was distributed to four people, and each person was only a quarter full.Well, counting this, everyone should be half full.
Of course, Youyi didn't forget to cast the [Breakdown] technique on the four of them when the waiter left.
Recalling the scene just now, the stimulation to You Yi's young mind was not so great.He has lived in the world for 17 years and has seen a lot of love affairs, but he has never heard of what happened just now.
Even some scumbags who are extremely scumbags can hardly do this!Take turns kissing three girls or something!
Among them, Gu Yanying is the most aggressive. I don't know why I always feel that this girl is a little too active today, causing You Yi to be completely passive.
Yes, he was in a passive kissing state throughout the game!
Chino was also passive at the beginning, but after being led by Gu Yanying and Victoria Lina, Youyi is only passive!
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In fact, after my mother enrolled me in a financial management course, I can feel that I have changed a lot.
The originally closed desires are all induced, and it is precisely because of the strong desires that there is a steady stream of motivation to accomplish anything.
Just like what Long Shui said in the "Stone Era" comic "Wish = Justice"
Chapter 291Chapter 274 Lost something, hurry to find it!
No! ?Are you sure it really isn't! ?Have you really inspected the entire plane? ? "
"This guest, please calm down, we really haven't found the document you described." The staff at the lost and found office at the airport said with a smile on his face, "What's more, just a few hours ago, the flight that the guest took took off again .Even if the guest really left something on that plane, he probably won’t be able to pick it up until tomorrow.”
"..."
The ancestor of the Gu family immediately lay down on the ground in an orz posture, his whole body turned gray.
The old ancestor of Heisi kept scolding: "So why did you lose the chain at a critical moment! And how many years have passed, why haven't you been able to get rid of your forgetfulness!?"
"It's easy to change the nature of the country, and she doesn't want things to turn out like this?" The ancestor of the You family smoothed things over, "And I have already informed You Zhengxin and Gu Qiu who are still in China to help them find it. There will be a reply within ten minutes."
However, it actually took a little longer than the Youjia ancestor predicted. It took about half an hour for Youyi's father to reply. During this time, the Gu family ancestor was so anxious that he almost cried.
Well, this kind of description may be a bit destructive to the image. To be precise, the ancestors of Youjia hoped that she could occasionally show contrasting cuteness.
beep--
"Hey, You Zhengxin, did you find that 'thing'?"
"I'm sorry I couldn't find it. In order to find this thing, we almost tore down the airport in Huaxia." You Yi's father was speechless, "It means that such an important thing can be forgotten. It should be said that it is the old man of the Gu family. Ancestor?"
After hearing these words, the ancestor of the ancient family with fairly good hearing felt sour on the tip of his nose and almost cried out.
"Okay, now is not the time to complain. It's the engagement certificate of Boy Youyi and Girl Yanying. If this thing is lost, those old stubborn people from the Gu family will probably quit." A little anxious, "With the blood mark added, they have to cultivate their health and rest for at least a year and a half. If they do it again, I'm afraid they will die."
"And Dad and the others won't be able to hold on." You Yi's father added, "So I said that Xiao Yi and Xiao Yanying can do whatever they want, and they have to do the family inheritance. Now Fortunately, under the pressure of this set of traditions, they can't easily have a relationship without a blood certificate."
The three ancestors looked at each other in confusion.
In the future...how about just abolishing this tradition?Anyway, there are not many people who leave their families and settle down in the world of normal people, and there are even more and more trends.
You Yi's father continued: "Compared to this, I would like to ask the ancestor of the Gu family more specific content. Is she sure that she really brought the certificate on the plane?"
"It's true!!!"
"Tsk, the biggest possibility at present is that the ancestor of the Gu family forgot to take the certificate when he got off the plane, but that would be the worst result." You Yi's father scratched his head, "According to the data, the ancestor of the Gu family you just sat That plane is now heading to Britain, and it's almost half a circle around the world."
"What's more troublesome is that it's still the site of the Magicians Association and the Clock Tower. If you go there rashly, the ancestors, you will definitely be regarded as a declaration of war. I can't even do it. They don't welcome people who research technology like me."
"So the best way now is to cut off the beard while the plane is flying!"
"Before it flies to the territory of those magicians, quickly search it first. My side will monitor the route of the plane and the movements of the Magicians Association in real time. My ancestors, please hurry up."
"If everything goes well, it is estimated that we should be able to return to Xilian City at eight o'clock in neon time tonight."
After all, the plane has been taking off for a long time. No matter how fast the ancestors flew, it was only a little faster than the normal speed of the plane.Even some aircraft specially designed for "drag racing" in the sky can still leave the ancestors far away.
The ancestor of Heisi curled his lips, pulled the ancestor of the Gu family who was still frustrated and stooped forward, and snatched the mobile phone of the ancestor of Youjia: "You Zhengxin, besides continuing to provide the coordinates of the plane, can you provide some other assistance? "
"Gu Qiu is rushing to your side. I use my latest Armstrong jet swivel Armstrong cannon to arrive in 3 minutes. I asked him to bring the "comet thruster" that was just researched during the Chinese New Year this year. It should be able to give the ancestors Speed up." You Yi's father explained.
"However, it should be noted that the semi-liquid and semi-gaseous fuel of the "Comet Thruster" can only last for one and a half hours, so I asked Gu Qiu to bring you a replacement fuel tank, remember to replace it."
"You Zhengxin did a great job! Today we have to get back the engagement certificates of boy Youyi and girl Yanying!" Heisi's ancestor said firmly, "After all, it was our side who failed in duty, wait for Guqiu boy After sending those propellers over, leave everything to us!"
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You Yi and the others didn't know about the blood on the ancestor's side, and You Yi and Gu Yanying didn't even know that the family had already engaged them without authorization.
Well, although it doesn't matter whether they are engaged or not, as long as they have that thin paper certificate as proof, You Yi and Gu Yanying can do things without shame or impatience.
As long as Gu Yanying doesn't carry the baby home like You Yi's mother, or comes back with a big belly.
You must know that the delivery ceremony is also one of the last bottom lines of the old stubborn Gu family.
But these have nothing to do with the current Youyi Gu Yanying, their task now is to live this rare summer festival well.
It was already afternoon. In other words, Gu Yanying had to switch places with Victoria.Although it is still a bit uncomfortable to hand over his position to the silver-haired girl, You Yi has made a good rule with everyone in advance.
Everyone's time is exactly the same, and there is no such thing as who wins and who loses.
After a group of people returned to Xilian Square again, there was no one on the stage at this time. After all, there was an intermission for a meal.This means that Youyi can finally go shopping in Xilian Square with three lolis with confidence.
No, strictly speaking, you still have to be careful, the [Concentrating Breath] technique can't be stopped, if it's not necessary, don't cancel it!
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