How Lolicon is made

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It is still April 4th as I write this chapter.

To be honest, I was very disappointed. When the air defense siren sounded at 10 o'clock this morning, I was the only one sitting in the car and honking the horn in the whole street.

And the students are just complaining about "I can't play the game today", "Why didn't I hear the siren" and so on.

I know I have no position to condemn them, but... it's really chilling.

Chapter 306Chapter 288 You Yi's father: Why did I run to Neon?

You Yi's words successfully dispelled his father's crazy thoughts, and made him fall into an inexplicable depression.

Isn't it just that the fun of self-exploration is missing, what's the big deal?

Well, as long as you put in the situation that you usually have to turn off the bullet screen because you are spoiled by the bullet screen, Youyi will soon be able to understand his father's mood.

Thinking of this, You Yi added a sentence: "Ahem, how about... Dad, why don't you try to go up there first?"

You Yi's father immediately rolled his eyes: "Do you still have the mood to continue watching after being spoiled by others or even found out that the plot is fed shit?"

Youyi replied on the spot: "If it's a show I really like, I can watch it no matter how much shit I do."

"Well said! As expected of my son!" You Yi's father immediately came to life, "Since Xiao Yi said that you are the authority owner of that floating city on the sea, then turn on all the defense mechanisms and let me actually Try it out!"

"I refuse!" You Yi replied in seconds, "Boss Ren and the others left behind are obviously not comparable to our current technology. Dad, you have made it clear that you are giving away the head!"

"The scout robots you sent over were not only scrapped, but they were even cleaned up by Mr. Ren!"

No, as expected, there is still a need for someone who can stop his father who is far away in China, but the question is who can stop him?

The elders of Youjia?

Just kidding, if Dad had taken them seriously, he wouldn't have elope with Mom all over the world.

『The subconscious request of the authority holder was detected, and the content of the request was automatically analyzed. 』

"According to the subconscious request object, start to investigate the 14 billion population of the earth...the investigation is completed.The target has been locked, and the individual who is confirmed to be the blood relative of the authority owner-You Zhengxin. 』

『It can be operated to send the locked individual to the location of the authority owner. Do you want to execute it? 』

When this voice rang in Youyi's ears, his eyes widened.

Bridge bean sack, did this smart program do something amazing just now! ?

In less than a second, you found my dad among the 14 billion people in the world. This efficiency is a bit too much!And it can even teleport others over remotely! ?

These ordinary people or their own black technology may not be able to do it in 100 years, but the intelligent program of this floating city on the sea can easily do it.

As soon as he thought that this was a special gift from Boss Ren and the others, You Yi felt relieved.

People are originally outside the specifications, and the things they make are naturally outside the specifications.

It would be better to say that I should have laughed long ago when I got such an out-of-spec gift.

After seeing Youyi's subtle expression changes, as one of the people most familiar with Youyi, Youyi's father asked, "Xiao Yi, what expression is that on yours? Are you constipated?"

"Dad, do you have this expression when you are constipated? What's more, do you think your son's physique will cause constipation?" Youyi couldn't help complaining on the spot, "And Dad, I suggest you be prepared You will be able to reunite with your mother later."

You Yi's father: "???"

Xiao Yi, what are you talking about, why didn't I understand your father for a while.

At this moment, You Yi's stomach suddenly turned black, and he planned to call it "surprise": "Floating city on the sea, teleport execution."

『Acknowledgment of receipt is requested, and the transmission of dimension coordinates is started. 』

"three"

"two"

"one"

Biu~

Well, although this sound effect is easy to remind people of a 40-year-old aunt, in the eyes of You Yi and others, this is probably how You Yi's father on the other side of the communication camera disappeared.

Then and in the next second, You Yi's father suddenly appeared directly above the living room of the villa while still sitting on the chair.

You Yi's father: "!?!?"

Can anyone tell me what's going on! ! !How can I fly? ? ?

Just when You Yi's father's butt was about to make intimate contact with the living room table, You Yi's mother quickly caught her good husband with a sharp eye.

Although I don't know exactly what happened, but this does not prevent Youyi's mother from hugging Youyi's father and pestering him: "My husband, I want to kill you~~~"

The corner of Yanying's mother's mouth twitched, and she tugged at the corner of Youyi's mother's clothes: "Aying, calm down, You Zhengxin is still in a daze."

You Yi also complained: "And you and your dad haven't seen each other for about a month, why are you so excited?"

"You don't understand Ah Chun and Xiao Yi, my love for my husband will not weaken for 500 years!"

Everyone present (except the three ancestors): "What a heavy love!"

At this time, the befuddled You Yi's father came back to his senses, looked around and asked with twitching eyes: "Xiao Yi...According to the function of the floating city on the sea that you said, you teleported me here? "

"As expected of Dad, the understanding speed is really fast."

You Yi's father wanted to cry immediately, "I still have a lot of research in Huaxia that I haven't finished! You just brought me here!? Do you know how many projects I have to stop working this time?" !?"

Facing his father's complaints, Youyi just waved his hand: "Come on, dad, all of your projects are your own research projects, and basically have nothing to do with Youjia's overall technology tree."

"What's more, don't you have your own workshop here, Dad? You have also seen the situation of your son, and now you have no intention of recycling your workshop, not to mention you have set up so many bloody lines of defense, so this workshop The task of recycling will be officially handed over to you, Dad."

Ahem, in fact, this is the pot that the author himself has forgotten for a long time.

Victoria, who really couldn't stand it, said: "So I said... can we talk about business? This building has gone wrong, okay?"

Well, after all, most of the people present are Chinese people, so they are very used to this kind of daily trouble making and complaints.

As for you asking me why Victoria and Chino can understand them?Except for You Yi, the rest of the people all use Youjia's self-made [language translator], so there is no pressure in the conversation.

"Ahem, in short, you have also seen it just now. This is one of the functions of the floating city on the sea. It is very unreasonable to teleport anytime and anywhere, but the energy consumption seems to be a bit of a problem." You Yi scratched his hair, "According to According to the report from it, the energy of the floating city on the sea can still last for 717 hours—that is, about a month or so.”

After You Yi's father was silent for a while, he signaled his wife to put himself down: "Xiao Yi, can we go directly to the floating city on the sea you mentioned? To be honest, I really want to study it. What kind of huge institution is that?" .”

You Yi followed suit and nodded: "To be honest, I really want to study it, but I'm afraid we won't be able to study it thoroughly in our lifetime..."

Ancestor Heisi crossed his legs: "What does it matter, just treat it as a fun. Anyway, boy Youyi has become the master of the floating city? Everyone should have no objection."

As the ancestor Heisi said, no one has any opinions, but Yanying's mother said: "I won't go. To be honest, I don't really want to move around recently."

After all, she's pregnant, so it's not bad to stay at home honestly.

For a moment, Gu Yanying's expression became complicated, but soon returned to normal, revealing an indescribable determination.

Youyi raised his head and shouted to the air: "The Floating Void City on the Sea, can you teleport us all?"

This time, not only You Yi could hear the voice, but everyone present could hear the inorganic voice that was neither male nor female.

『The transfer request from the authority holder was detected and confirmed to be a repeat request. 』

"Start analyzing all individual data except the authority holder... After the analysis is completed, there is one original authority key holder, two authority key holders, four blood relatives, and two blood relatives of the original authority key holder. 』

『According to the additional requirements of the authority owner, the original authority key holder is a blood relative, and the transmission operation is cancelled.The rest of the visitors, log into the data database. 』

"Trigger the special order issued by the Creator to automatically enter the control authority for the original authority key holder and the authority key holder... The operation is complete. 』

Gu Yanying, Victoria Lina, and Chino felt their foreheads burn at the same time, and the same mark as on Youyi's forehead appeared.It's just that compared with Youyi, it's much lighter.

『Start executing dimension coordinate transmission. 』

"three"

"two"

"one"

"Transmission started"

……

……

Nine circles of light flickered on the huge glass platform, finally revealing the figures of You Yi and his party.

After the transmission, everyone (including You Yi) was immediately shocked by the exaggerated scene in front of them.

No matter how grand you have heard the description of Youyi before, this kind of thing will be more shocking only if you have actually seen it.Although it is often said on the Internet that "seeing is not necessarily believing", the shock of seeing it for the first time is absolutely impossible to be fake.

『Information, a malicious spirit detection has been detected, the default name, Sea Floating Void City, has entered the seventh-level alert state, and the target has been locked. 』

At this time, the extremely calm ancestor Heisi couldn't help screaming: "What the hell is this!?"

"I had the feeling of being locked in by this thing just now. I haven't felt the breath of 'dying' for a long time, hey!"

"... Let's lift the alert and lock it." Youyi immediately looked at the ancestor Heisi with dead fish eyes, "Ancestor, did you just use your spirit to investigate this floating city on the sea? You said that it is an existence outside the specification, Why do you want to die, old ancestor?"

The ancestor of Heisi blushed on the spot and said: "Ahem... Didn't you hold back for a while?"

You Yi suddenly understood that the death gene in his You family's DNA might have been inherited from Heisi's ancestor.

At this time, everyone also slowly recovered from the shock, and You Yi's father directly took out a pair of glasses from his pocket, lay down on the ground and began to study the glass under his feet.

"It is confirmed that it is a crystal similar to 'glass', but the atomic arrangement is completely undetectable!"

"Basic values ​​such as hardness, strength, and toughness cannot be obtained, and everything is unknown except for appearance data!"

This is not over yet, knowing that he can't analyze the glass under his feet, You Yi's father immediately rushed to a large hemisphere in front, and his speed made the ancestors amazed.

"The material of the channel is confirmed. It is the same "glass" as before. The material of the hemispherical body... can't be analyzed! Damn! It even looks like metal on the outside, and there is no data that matches the known metal!"

"Inside the hemisphere...soil? Is this soil?"

Seeing that something he could confirm finally appeared, You Yi's father's eyes lit up immediately, but soon the data from the glasses slapped him in the face again.

"Confirmed to be soil, but its fertility is far higher than any piece of soil on the earth. The reason is unknown. And such a fertile soil, no organic life has been detected."

"I can't get any useful information at all!!!"

Seeing You Yi's father going crazy, the corners of everyone's eyes couldn't stop twitching.

Victoria Lina pointed to You Yi's father and asked, "You Yi, is your father like this?"

"It's a standard mad scientist who encounters precious materials that are rare in ten thousand years, so you should treat it like this." You Yi waved his hand to show that he was used to it.

『Report, multiple attempts to resolve the default name, Sea Floating City have been detected. The system considers this to be harassment and requests permission to counterattack. 』

This time the smart program no longer uses a male or female voice, but directly uses a female voice.

So much so that when Youyi heard the report, he almost didn't spit it out.

On purpose, this smart program is definitely on purpose!After being fucked by her like this, I feel like my dad is sexually harassing me!

And this smart program is not for You Yi alone, but for everyone present to hear.

So You Yi's father was caught by the collar of You Yi's mother with blackened eyes: "Husband, is it bad to harass other girls, or is this iron lump more attractive than me?"

As a crazy black technology scientist, You Yi's father of course wanted to choose the latter, but considering that it might lead to a more terrifying Shura field than his ancestors, he quickly chose the answer of living.

"Of course you are more attractive, my wife. Didn't you always want to give Xiao Yi a younger sister or younger brother? Let's do it tonight."

"I hate it, my husband, you say it so bluntly in front of others~" You Yi's mother didn't show any shyness on her face, on the contrary, it was You Yi's father who hadn't enjoyed a facial cleanser for a long time, "But since husband, you want it so much , let's have a good time tonight."

"Sack of bridge beans, did you just say '[-] times'? Do you think I'm your husband, a bull of heaven or something!? It's going to kill you!"

You Yi's father wailed immediately, but this operation still surprised the three lolis.

Even though Gu Yanying has entered the adult stage, she said that she is still too far behind her aunt, and she would never say that kind of lines with that expression.

Vittorina squinted her eyes. She could sense that You Yi's mother was definitely a strong person with a much higher level than herself. Maybe she could ask her for advice if she had the opportunity.

As for Chino?You Yi kindly covered her eyes and ears.

It's not that Youyi doesn't want Chino to know about this kind of thing, in fact, he already figured it out on the way here, it's a matter of time.

But the little angel Chino must not be polluted by these two dirty adults!

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It will update the content of the playlist every day according to the songs you usually listen to, and even the content of each person's playlist is different.