How Lolicon is made

"Pfft!——" X2

Youyi and Vittorina sprayed it on the spot, and Vittorina couldn't help but grabbed Gu Yanying's collar, and said frantically, "Red-haired girl, what did you say all of a sudden!? I was just lucky enough to think that You just talk casually, but you are serious!?"

"Where is the promised lady? The reserve of the promised girl!? What do you have in line with what you said before!?" Gu Yanying immediately pinched back, and easily pressed Victoria under her body.

Who gave you the courage to fight with your old lady?Liang Jingru?

Seeing that the two lolis started to fight, You Yi hurriedly stopped him and said, "Stop, stop, both of you, calm down for a while! Ask for a day off tomorrow to go on a date with Victoria, right? I'll go and ask for leave from the company right away!"

After speaking, Youyi immediately dialed Yagami Guang's phone number.Don't ask me how Youyi knew Guang Yashen's phone number, because the smart program handed over a business card with her phone number written on it just now.

Nothing on this earth can hide from the eyes of the floating city on the sea! (Intelligent program chest out.jpg)

beep--

beep--

click

"Hey, who is it?"

"Sister Yagami, I'm Youyi." Youyi's speech speed began to soar wildly, like a firefighter's squirrel, "Time is running out, and I don't have time to explain it. Anyway, I may have to take a vacation tomorrow to rest. I would like to trouble Sister Yashen to help arrange it and tell Sister Ye Yue as compensation, when the company takes all the vacation money, I will also arrange VIP reservations in advance, that's it!"

Snapped!

Then Youyi hung up the phone.

Yagami Light on the other end: "???"

What did you Yi say just now?Why do I feel like I didn't hear anything other than the four words "asking for leave tomorrow"?Is this line so hot?

Well, but as long as you figure out what Youyi is going to say to yourself, it's fine, isn't it just that you want to continue to rest tomorrow, if it's just this requirement, then of course there is no problem.

But what did You Yi say in the end?The speed of the speech was too fast so I couldn't hear clearly... Well, no matter, it will definitely be You Yijun himself who is troubled by the time, and I have nothing to do with the rain.

By the way... When did You Yi Jun have my phone number?

After witnessing You Yi's speed of speech that was so fast that it was a bit anti-human, the two lolis couldn't help but fell silent.

Victoria: "Did you hear what You Yi was saying just now?"

Gu Yanying: "I can hear you clearly, but it's definitely not the supernatural speed I can do."

As a result, the intelligent program handed over a glass of water and gulped it down his throat. After finally recovering, You Yi asked, "So...tomorrow will be my date with Victoria?"

"That's right, and it's just the two of you." Gu Yanying nodded heavily, "Neither I nor Chino will bother you, as for whether some people will deliberately follow... I can't guarantee that gone."

Youyi looked at the two lolis curiously: "Why do you have to-"

"Because this silver-haired girl wants to experience a real 'romance'." Gu Yanying continued, ignoring the flamboyant Victoria, "After all, there are too few romantic plots that belong to the two of you alone, so this The silver-haired girl was a little awkward and tangled for a while."

"I can't tell you exactly what's going on, Youyi, just think of it as increasing the favorability of the silver-haired girl in order to save the world."

Youyi said with shame: "The more you say that, Yanying, the more I feel something is wrong, and I always have a bad feeling."

Gu Yanying narrowed her eyes: "Are you going or not?"

"go with!"

"Very good, then from now on, Youyi will officially enter the "dating" session!"

"There is one more thing. It is forbidden to use any [mysterious] or out-of-standard methods on the date tomorrow. Although I can't confirm that those are really convenient, the probability that you and the silver-haired girl may have a happy story is basically zero."

After hanging up the communication, You Yi reluctantly put down the information in his hand.

After all, what Gu Yanying said is very reasonable. Prioritizing the attack on girls who are possessed by [fragments] is much more efficient than researching [fragments] now.

What's more, Gu Yanying's sentence "From now on, it's really entering the "dating" stage." At first glance, I didn't understand the meaning, but You Yi has been with Gu Yanying for nearly ten years, and I will Don't understand what she means?

What is the normal first step in dating?Of course it is to determine when and where to meet!

So what Youyi has to do now is to confirm where Victoria wants to meet, and then rush there with his own feet.

In fact, the reason why Gu Yanying forbids herself to use [mysterious] and out-of-standard means is also very clear to You Yi. Gu Yanying also made it clear from the beginning that what Victoria needs is "romance".

Whether it is mysterious or out-of-spec black technology, there is no doubt that it will destroy the "romantic" atmosphere, so it is better to ban it as soon as possible.

This simple reasoning game is still easy to understand.

Youyi took out his mobile phone and successfully found Vittorina among a large number of contacts, and began to think hard about what kind of wording should be used as a "date invitation".

And the same intelligent program is very much like an old father (or old mother?), silently watching Youyi fall into a distressed situation.

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After hanging up the communication on the other side, Gu Yanying said to Victoria: "In short, that's it, silver-haired girl, you can start thinking about what clothes to wear tomorrow... By the way, why are you looking at me like that? I have goosebumps."

Victoria looked at Gu Yanying with complicated and thankful eyes: "It's nothing, if you were a red-haired girl, you would only be worse than me now."

Gu Yanying: "What the hell am I..."

"It's not that I'm hurting you, it's the result of an analysis based on the real situation." Vittorina said that she didn't mean to provoke, "Just now, I found out that we are the same again."

"If there is no such person as You Yi to intervene in our lives, we will only live with our own "willfulness" and "loneliness"."

"I won't interact with anyone. Even if the other party reaches out to me, I will be willful thinking that I don't need it and shoot it off. This is our nature, and it's useless for you to deny it, red-haired girl."

"Willful and lonely, it's really stupid to be close to our game like this."

Gu Yanying could only shrug her shoulders: "Youyi's character has always been like this, is it possible that we can correct him? Let's not talk about that, I will accompany you tonight to see that guy Youyi Can it satisfy the romance you want?"

"...Well, thank you."

Although she said thanks on her lips, Victoria Lina's eyes were full of anxiety that could not be concealed.

Suddenly, Victoria's DingTalk, I mean, the phone lighted up—youyi sent an email.

For this scene, Gu Yanying nodded in satisfaction: "If you say you are not allowed to use black technology, you will definitely not use it. Youyi has done a good job in this!"

Victoria clicked on the email, and then there was the content of the text message edited by Youyi in a short period of time.

"are you free tomorrow?If you are free, how about meeting at Xilian Plaza around 11:[-] noon? 』

"I want to ask you out on a date, and I will prepare a special gift that you will like. 』

Gu Yanying blinked, and couldn't help covering her face and holding her forehead: "This text message... Anyway, I can't see any "romantic" elements in it."

It would be too naive to think that this guy Youyi can master what is "romantic" proficiently. High EQ does not mean that things will be romantic.

(After all, there are dark-bellied goddesses, gods of romantic comedy, and even the gods of variety shows who are quietly doing things [whispering])

"Well, but it's good to arouse the curiosity of others." Vittorina put away her phone, "I specially prepared a gift that I like... I really want to know that Youyi will give it to me what gift."

Gu Yanying rested her chin and thought: "Let's ask first, what kind of gift would you like to receive, silver-haired girl?"

"Books."

Victoria didn't hesitate at all: "Because many things in the name of "gift" may not be useful, because the giver has never known the preferences of the recipient. For me now, the most useful thing is nothing. There is no doubt that it is a book."

"Since it's Youyi, I'm sure he can see this, after all, he's not stupid."

While talking, Vittorina suddenly laughed again: "Well, maybe he is planning to give me a surprise?"

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But is this really the case?

On the side of the Floating Void City on the Sea, You Yi had already started smashing his head against the wall of the research room.

"Damn! I sent the text message as soon as my brain got hot, but in the end I didn't even think about what gift I should prepare!" The wall of the research room was not damaged in any way, but blood stains began to appear on Youyi's forehead.

This thing is actually playing for real.

The smart program silently recorded this scene, and just about to speak was rejected by You Yi: "Smart program, don't remind me even a single punctuation mark, you belong to black technology outside the specification, and asking you for help can only be considered cheating."

Smart program: "..."

The emotions of human beings are really troublesome enough, but they are something that I can't touch, at most, I can only complete imitations.

At this moment, Youyi's "savior" appeared, although Youyi didn't really want to see this "savior" at this moment, because her appearance was doomed to be taken advantage of.

"Huh? Nani Nani? Is the master in trouble?"

Since being accepted by the intelligent program to train the other half of the data body, Yan Yang has basically never shown up.And her appearance here means that Yanyang has completed the task assigned to Yanyang by the intelligent program.

If there is no mistake in the calculation, Yanyang's current data volume is already huge enough to control 20% of the functions of the floating city on the sea.It may not even take long to replace his own position.

This is the first time that a smart program has such a sense of crisis, because if this continues, it may not be the real unemployment.

But now Yan Yang pays more attention to "Is the master feeling deflated again today?" ’ ‘How many times has the master been deflated today? ’ ‘Is there any other way to deflate my dear master? ’ or something like that.

Work?

Going to his meow's job, Yan Yang said that his mother would take an indefinite vacation!

Cough, pull it away, pull it back quickly.

Yan Yang flipped through the data records in the Floating Void City on the Sea, and quickly understood what his master had gone through before he hit a wall and smashed his head.

After blinking her eyes, Yan Yang said in a tone of resentment: "Master, you are too worthless, why don't you pack yourself as a gift and give it to Victoria!?"

"When the time comes, tell Vittorina, 'This gift of mine is the ancestral DNA passed down from generation to generation', and hand it over to the other party reluctantly—"

"Intelligent program, throw her out."

"Happy to serve you, Mr. You Yi."

"Ahhhhhhh~~~"

Today's sea is not very calm.

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Today's chapter may be a bit wrong with Loki, after all, I wrote it down with great sleepiness.

By the way, Gama is sinking (Gan)

Chapter 314Chapter 296 So what kind of clothes are they?

One question, if all the female voters (I know that only men who read this book) invite you out on a date tomorrow, but you have something you want to do tomorrow (such as sleeping late and having sex with your good friends) .

How would you choose in this situation?

As expected, my words must be to choose to accompany my girlfriend, and I even said to my good friend, "Fuck you, is it fun to have a girlfriend in games!" ? 』

Uh, it seems that the game is really more fun?

Presumably everyone here will also have this kind of thinking, after all, everyone who sees here is a dog who has no girlfriend and is destined to be single for a lifetime. (violent theory)

But Youyi is definitely not one of them. You must know that he is trying hard to think about the day's itinerary in order to give Victoria a sufficiently romantic date.

At the same time, Youyi also discovered a problem - he still doesn't seem to know enough about Victoria.

This is a very serious problem. Even though he has already understood what happened to Victoria in the past that made her choose to be autistic, You Yi still doesn't understand what Victoria wants.

At the beginning, the answer given by the game was "book", but after thinking about it, it didn't feel right.

Youyi can't say exactly what's wrong there, the only thing that's certain is—Victorina, a smart girl, cleverly avoided Youyi's "behavior of understanding" herself in her own way.Unless the girl said it herself, it would be difficult for You Yi to directly confirm the nature of Victoria.

After realizing this problem, Youyi stopped planning for tomorrow's itinerary, but seriously thought about what Victoria would want.

"Victorina... what is she still hiding?"

Time will not give You Yi too much leeway, and the next morning came before he knew it.

I didn’t have to get up early to go to [Eagle Jump] to work today because I had already asked for leave yesterday, because it seems that I haven’t slept in for a long time.

By the way, Gu Yanying came back last night.

Originally, Youyi thought that Gu Yanying would sleep directly next to Victoria, but it seemed that she was kicked out by Victoria. No wonder her face was so smelly when she came back last night.

But after all, it was a knife-mouthed bean curd heart. You must know that after Yanying greeted herself this morning, she immediately ran to the High Tower Library to discuss something with Victoria.

Youyi can only lament about this, the relationship between these two lolis is really getting better and better, obviously when they first met, they really fought each other and made everyone around them feel uneasy.

After packing away the tableware for breakfast, You Yi began to confirm that there were no problems with the road map that was rushed out last night.Then there are some preparations to be made, such as...Victorina's unexpected gifts and the like.

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