How Lolicon is made

There's nothing wrong with it, in order to see if this is an enchantment, You Yi came here specially to observe the feng shui of this place, isn't it to see what the scenery is?

However, Aoba and Haizi clearly showed a look of disbelief, and even Aoba's original trust at nine o'clock began to waver.

"No, you have to think about it, if I was really a thief, I would still talk to you here calmly? I have already jumped off the building to gain a chance of life, okay?" Seeing this, You Yi hurriedly continued to explain.

Qingye weakly raised her hand: "Well, this is a seven-story building, jumping off will kill people, right?"

Don't care about these details at this time, and don't focus on the few floors for me, okay?Listen to the first half of the sentence for me!

In desperation, You Yi looked at his watch. There were still 10 minutes left before the meeting, but the journey would take about 15 minutes.In other words, it is too difficult to make Qingye and Haizi believe in themselves within 5 minutes, right?Unless it's some super-skilled liar, it's impossible to do it!

Looking at Haizi's increasingly hostile eyes, it seemed that he was unwilling to let Youyi go easily, so Youyi could only sigh helplessly, and decided to use coercive measures: "Then what, I'm sorry! Please forgive me later What I did!"

"Hey, what..." Before Qingye finished speaking, You Yi suddenly walked around behind Qingye.A light hand knife down knocked him out.You Yi has good control over his strength, and when Aoba wakes up, he won't feel any pain.

"Cool breeze!" Haizi became anxious when she saw this, she was worried that Youyi would have some unruly plans for Qingye.But in a trance, there is no trace of You Yi.

Just as he was about to move his hand to search around, Hai Zibian felt a burst of force from the back of his neck, and then passed out as soon as his eyes went dark.

Chapter 63 Chapter 60 The weather forecast is all bullshit

After knocking the two unconscious, Youyi placed them at the entrance of the stairs, and set an alarm clock with the help of Aoba's mobile phone, which will ring in about 10 minutes.And they are also on lunch break now, if they delay work or something because of this, Youyi will blame himself.

Now that no one is pestering him, Youyi hastily chose to run away, and performed the Faith-Yi-Zhi-Leap in Assassin's Creed in a place where ordinary people can't see-

Fuck, who the hell put a fork in the haystack!Believe it or not, I stuck the Hidden Blade up your nostril!

Well, Youyi wasn't really that unlucky to get blown by a pitchfork, he just stepped on a garbage dump when he jumped off, and scared away a pair of blue cats and brown mice who were about to have a fierce confrontation .

Seeing half of his body sinking into the rubbish dump, You Yi could only sigh helplessly that his luck was really bad today, and at the same time, he felt that he didn't fall into those stinky rubbish dumps.Although neon garbage is divided into combustible and non-combustible, Youyi is not sure if this is really all right, well, in fact, no country dare to say that it handles this problem perfectly.

OK, I accidentally dragged it too far, anyway, I guess you are all used to it.

Youyi hurriedly jumped out of the garbage dump and headed towards his school. As long as there is no accident, Youyi will be able to arrive on time.

It's a pity that the old man is a devil, watching my characters get tricked is my greatest joy!

despair--

"Huh?" Youyi was stunned for a moment during the run, and felt a little raindrop appear on his face, and then quickly looked up at the sky to confirm the situation, "Isn't it, it's going to rain?! No, Wasn’t it sunny when I came down just now? Showers are something that only happens in summer! Although it’s already summer in the three-dimensional area and even the summer vacation is not long, but it’s only the end of May here! It’s the middle of the night Guys who don’t have enough brains to figure out the plot and are still sitting in front of the computer don’t write nonsense for me!”

After making some cross-dimensional complaints, You Yi stopped dawdling and hurriedly started to speed up.If the people around him were not in a hurry to hide from the rain, they would have found that You Yi's running speed had almost broken the sprint speed in the Disney record.What, you ask me why it is not a record-breaking speed?People play games to maintain this speed for a long time, okay, try it for you?

Hey, but as the saying goes, things like weather forecasts are actually very unreliable (especially Two-dimensional).Unless you live in Academy City and the designer of the tree diagram has not been bombarded, you will never get an absolutely accurate weather forecast for the rest of your life.That's why some large-scale weather can be discovered in time, such as the typhoon that is blowing here.

Okay, the above paragraph is all my nonsense for the sake of word count, and if anyone asks about it, say that my two-year-old brother ghost-wrote it.

Anyway, You Yi no longer believes in such things as weather forecasts, so he might as well be able to calculate the weather accurately by himself.But continuing to complain here is useless, and the rain will not stop because of Youyi's complaints, so Youyi rushed to the station as soon as possible before the rain became heavier.

Because of the rain, they will definitely not gather at the school gate, and must be inside the school.But Youyi doesn't have the contact information of any of them, so if they fail to arrive within the time limit, they will only worry about others.

In addition, You Yi didn't want others to know what he was doing, so he had to rush back within the time limit.

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Thank God, there were no more accidents this time.Although it was raining, Youyi arrived at the school very smoothly, and when the rain was about to get heavier, he ran into the school's gymnasium, and everyone inside was obviously present.However, it looked like many people were exposed to the rain and were wiping their bodies with towels.

Shaking his wet hair, Yu Yi was tormented by the discomfort of his clothes sticking to his skin due to the rain.But You Yi could only sigh helplessly: "Unlucky!"

"Senior You, did you get soaked like that?" At this time, Sakamoto also came over with a towel, "Just use it, I've already heated it with an alcohol lamp."

Youyi was not pretentious, and directly took the towel handed by Sakamoto: "Thanks, Sakamoto. But then again, you actually use an alcohol lamp to heat... Also, this is an indoor room, and if you use a large fire, it may cause a fire , will definitely be banned by the teacher."

After carefully wiping his wet hair with a hot towel and absorbing the water stains on his clothes, You Yi felt much better.And I have to say that Sakamoto warmed the towel just right, neither too hot nor too cold, just a temperature that would make your skin feel comfortable.

I really don't know how he did it.

"However, it's raining so hard, I'm afraid the meeting with the middle school students in the afternoon will be canceled?" You Yi looked at the rain outside the door, which had turned into a downpour, "It's a pity, after all, there must be people who are looking forward to it explain."

Although Sakamoto didn't say anything, the disappointment in his eyes showed that Sakamoto was also in a bad mood.

Sure enough, just as You Yi said, the two schools decided to cancel this charity event after talking with each other.The ones who were disappointed were the middle school students on the opposite side, and even many people on Youyi's side were disappointed.After all, after just getting along in the morning, they still had a lot of fun with those juniors.

In desperation, the teacher had no choice but to announce the dissolution, and the students went back to their respective homes to find their mothers.

"Then, senior you, see you later." Sakamoto nodded to You Yi, propped up his transparent umbrella and left alone.

You Yi also borrowed an umbrella from the school and planned to go home.But only halfway there, You Yi realized that he actually had nothing to do at home in the afternoon.What's more, Zhi Nao You Yi felt that it would be better for him to apologize as soon as possible.

Although You Yi didn't know where he made a mistake at all.

After making up his mind, You Yi turned to the direction of the small town in Europe.

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strangeness.

It was really strange.

Why do you feel inexplicable emotions every time you stay with Youyi?

Probably because of the rain, there are no guests in the RabbitHouse, so Chino and the others can take this opportunity to take a rest.Even Jian Gu and Yuan, who were sweating profusely after receiving a phone call, left with a look of death.

Gently drinking the delicious coffee, Chino's mood drifted a little far away.

Looking back, what kind of person is You Yi?I remember when I saw Youyi for the first time, I had a bunch of inexplicable emotions for no reason.Surprise, doubt, dependence, bravado, and at the same time, in the deepest part of my heart, there is a faint uneasiness.

Most emotions will calm down after touching the game.But that uneasiness grew bigger and bigger with the passage of time, even if You Yi was by his side, it was useless.It's like, if you fail to seize any opportunity, it will be the same forever.

Chino's mental age is actually younger than many people think, so he can't understand why he has the above symptoms at all

Having said that, what kind of role does You Yi have for me?A big brother who is very talented and gentle?Should it be part of the reliance?

I don't understand it at all.

Chino shook her head lightly, and continued to take a sip of coffee.

So, how does You Yi see himself?I am afraid that only I will know if I ask myself, and people may not be willing to answer it.

There are more and more things in his mind that he can't understand, and Chino feels that he is about to become a mosquito-repellent eye.Resolutely decided not to think about this matter any more, and downed the coffee in one gulp.

"...It's still not as good as You Yi's cooking."

"Huh? Chino-chan, did you say something just now? I seem to have heard Yi?" Xinai, who was sitting opposite and chatting with Lise, suddenly turned around curiously.

Chino also quickly reacted: "Ah, no, it's nothing... just thinking, how did Youyi brew coffee as delicious as last time in such a short period of time. As long as I reach that level, I must also Can become the perfect barista heir in Grandpa's mind."

Tibi didn't speak, but nodded proudly of her granddaughter's lofty goal. (Although this nodding motion is the same as shaking the whole body)

"Ah, it's true. The coffee Yi made last time was so delicious! It's just that after Yi said nothing, he wouldn't make it again. He said that if he continued to work hard, something big would happen... What big thing would happen? Difficult, is it taking away the position of Rabbit House's kanban lady?!" Heart suddenly screamed and jumped up.

"It's the only thing that's impossible." Li Shi calmly pushed his beloved back on the seat, "You Yi-jun obviously doesn't have that kind of thought, and besides, the Kanban lady refers to girls! Do you want You Yi-jun to dress up as a woman?"

Emmmmm... I suddenly had this idea, what should I do!

You Yi who was still on his way: "Ugh?! What's going on, I feel a chill, and I feel that something bad is going to happen soon!"

Xinai imagined the appearance of You Yi's women's clothing for a while: "Yi's women's clothing... Puff, puff hahaha! What, that's too funny!"

"Most people's first reaction is that they only think their eyes are hot. My dear, why do you think it's funny." Li Shi wiped off the cold sweat from his head.

However, Tibi, who doesn't think it's a big deal, said again at this time: "Isn't it pretty good? Just treat it as a joke, why don't you try to let Youyi dress up as a woman?"

"Chino, why even you!"

At this moment Chino really wanted to shout: I am not, I am not, Tibi, please stop talking nonsense!

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Well, because of the power outage last night, I seemed bored and started to make up "Dragon and Tiger", and then successfully finished it today!

After watching it, I really felt a lot of emotions, just like watching Shana for the first time, Dahe and Ryuji, you two should live happily ever after.So, I love the fantasy world of Two-dimensional!

Also, in fact, it is still very early for Chino to take the initiative to attack. I wonder if someone directly jumps to conclusions and guesses that the plot is about to develop rapidly?

Chapter 64 Chapter 61 The Purpose of Coming to Neon

Jingle Bell--

When he heard the sound of the door opening, Li Shi hurriedly got up to entertain the guests: "Welcome light... eh, Mr. You Yi?"

Hearing this, Zhi Nai and Xin Ai also looked at You Yi in surprise, after all they didn't expect You Yi to come over at this time.

"Yo." Because it was still raining outside, Youyi quickly hid in the Rabbit House, but luckily he didn't get wet this time, "Because of the heavy rain, the afternoon activities were directly canceled. Anyway, I can't sleep at home." There was nothing to do, so I came here to work."

Seeing You Yi's natural look, Li Shi shook his head helplessly: "You have already asked for leave, so it stands to reason that you don't have to go to work today at all."

"The plan can't keep up with the changes. Besides, it's a little money to make a little more money. Why let the opportunity slip away?" After all, Youyi's mother doesn't plan to subsidize Youyi at all. After earning it back, maybe next time I can't help asking for krypton gold?

Some people may ask, why doesn't Youyi save money?When a person saves money, it proves that he already has a goal that he wants to buy, so he will save money.But if a person has no goal to buy, it is a real waste to save money and not spend it.

Can't understand?Then I will change the metaphor. You have dug a lot of diamonds in Minecraft, but you don’t use them to synthesize them, and you don’t even make a diamond sword. Isn’t this a waste of diamonds?

Although Youyi doesn't have a lot of money, it is more than enough to maintain his life.So if you earn more money now, you will be able to krypton more gold by then, wouldn't it be great?

"The question is what time do you plan to get off work, 04:30 as usual?" Li Shi asked again.

"Almost." You Yi walked into the dressing room and began to change into the bartender uniform.It means why there are no other uniforms yet, You Yi thinks that the store manager is simply too lazy to get a new uniform for You Yi, or simply forgot about it selectively.

In fact, even so, Youyi didn't dare to complain, after all, he wanted to attack his daughter, which made Youyi always feel a little guilty and dared not face Xiangfeng Longhong.If anyone dares to try to attack someone else's daughter in front of his father-in-law, I think you are old birthday stars who have hanged themselves—you are impatient to live.

Of course, the premise is that you have a girl you can attack.

After walking out of the locker room, You Yi discovered a problem: "But then again, there won't be any guests in this weather, right? Then why am I here?"

"So there is absolutely no need for you to come back to work." Li Shi said, covering his forehead.

You Yi suddenly became dumbfounded: "Forget it, it's all here, so let's just stay until the end."

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In the afternoon, Youyi didn't find a chance to talk to Chino, it seemed that Chino avoided Youyi intentionally or unintentionally.But looking at her expression, she actually seemed to be struggling with herself.

This made You Yi a little distressed. If a girl hides from him, there are only two possibilities.Either the other person doesn't want to have anything to do with you, or the other person doesn't dare to talk to you directly.After getting along for nearly a month, You Yi believes that although he is not important in Chino's eyes, he must have a lot of good feelings, so the possibility of the former is almost illusory.

Since it is the latter, it proves that the other party must have thought about some things about you, and even thought a little deeply.Then I realized in an instant that I had self-doubt due to my unnatural attitude towards this person, so I didn't know how to face you.Although it may be an illusion that is guiding you, sometimes that so-called illusion will become the most precious illusion in your life.

Well, the serious teaching of love is not suitable for my style, you can just take it as the sequelae of my watching "Dragon and Tiger".

On the way home, Youyi rubbed his hair in distress (Takasu Ryuji in the same posture): "It is now certain that Chino should have the above situation. This is indeed a good thing, but it is also a critical moment. If If we don't take advantage of this period of time to stimulate, Chino will always be in a state of avoidance, which will have the opposite effect."

"And to be honest, I can somehow feel that the fragments in Chino's body are gradually becoming agitated. It seems that even if I am nearby, it is useless... Is this the so-called fragment runaway?"

I vaguely remember that one of the three big bosses said that there was once a guy similar to himself who was too emotional when he awakened, causing half of the solar system to disappear.Although the currently known fragments should not be that scary, but Youyi doesn't want to experience it at all.

Just like the residents near Mount Fuji, unless Mount Fuji becomes an extinct volcano one day, do you think they would like to live there?Of course, you can hide as far as you can.

"The question is, what can stimulate Chino? Chino usually seems to have no desires, and he can't think of any other way to greatly increase the favorability." Youyi hurried on his way in distress, and finally returned to the Your own studio apartment.

But in front of his apartment, You Yi was stunned.It wasn't that the door of his house was unlocked or that thieves had entered, but that there seemed to be something familiar to him coming back inside the door.

There was joy on You Yi's face, and he even forgot about the fragments.

He hurriedly opened the door and returned to his room, and locked the door.Looking at the electronic lock of the apartment, You Yi tilted his head and decided to charge his phone first, and then add a sound-proof barrier, a light-blocking barrier, a space-blocking barrier, and an anti-cracking barrier to the room. boundary.

It can be seen that Youyi attaches great importance to being able to deploy such a means.

You Yi was almost in ecstasy, he pulled out a suitcase from under the bed, and then opened a camera obscura in the middle of the suitcase.In the dark box space, there is a dragon-shaped robot lying quietly on the charging stand.

"It's been almost two months, are you finally back?" Youyi gently took out the dragon-shaped robot, put it on the table and knocked on its head, "Well, let's talk about that workshop. Where is the location?"

With the tapping of the game, the dragon-shaped robot instantly came to life, its eyes projected the floor plan of Xilian City on the wall and marked a red dot somewhere, and began to explain: "Based on two months' experience A carpet search has found a space node that matches the description of the former owner, and after in-depth investigation, it is indeed the former owner's workshop."

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When You Yi's father and mother were not married, they traveled around the world.Among them, I stayed in Neon for the longest time, and I heard that things (you all know) were done well during the time of Neon.Unexpectedly, he won the boy Youyi in the first shot.

In order to avoid any accidents, You Yi's parents decided to live in Nihong for a while, and then return to Huaxia after being born by You Yi.When the parents of both parties learned of their worries after the incident, they couldn't laugh or cry and scolded the two of them. How could there be any accidents when they were just pregnant?It's just that You Yi's father became confused when he heard the news, and You Yi's mother didn't object.

So the birthplace of Youyi is the neon city of Xilian.And after living in Xilian City for a while, the family of three returned to Huaxia.As for the issue of household registration and nationality, You Yi is of course Chinese.

While living in Nihong, You Yi's father established his own workshop in Xilian City.Because he was worried that someone would plot against his wife (completely just worrying about it), You Yi's father built the most perfect workshop in his life at that time.