How Lolicon is made

After finishing speaking, Victoria took off the oversized white coat she was wearing, and threw the coat to the guard, Uncle An.As for You Yi, Jian Gu and Yuan, they were instantly blinded by Victoria's swimsuit.

Jian Guheyuan's face was flushed red, and his two nostrils were breathing heavily: "Fuck, white lace! And it's the latest bikini design style! Is Miss Jiucheng so tasteful?!"

"...Fortunately, fortunately, I have given myself the [Calm of Mind Technique] just now, otherwise I will not be calm again." Youyi patted his chest and took a long breath, "The key is that Yanying Why is this girl looking over at this time, if she sees that I can't calm down because I saw Victoria's swimsuit, what kind of jealousy will I have to overturn?"

Gu Yanying in the swimming pool on the first floor silently withdrew her gaze, as if she was quite satisfied with You Yi's calm response.

Therefore, if you want to effectively avoid the Shura field, you must have the ability to respond to the correct answer in an instant, otherwise you may end up like Brother Cheng, and you will become a clan of headless horsemen gloriously.

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After finally discussing the matter clearly with these two guys, you can enjoy the hot spring swimming pool with peace of mind.

The water temperature of the hot spring swimming pool is not cold water like ordinary swimming pools, but completely warm water, neither too hot nor too cold, even if it is about to enter summer, you will not feel any discomfort.Although it is almost autumn in the three-dimensional area...

Sitting lazily on the edge of the pool, enjoying a rare moment of tranquility, You Yi also likes this state very much.until--

Gu Yanying swam over at some point.

"Sack of bridge beans, I remember you were still opposite the pool when I closed my eyes just now, why did you swim next to me as soon as I opened my eyes? Are you sure you didn't use any secret technique of space teleportation?!" The corner of Youyi's mouth twitched Looking at Gu Yanying who was on her when she was young.

"I'm a fast swimmer, do you have any objections?" Although Gu Yanying still had that arrogant tone on her lips, Youyi discovered a small gesture that Gu Yanying often made when she was nervous, that is rubbing her red hair hair.

In addition, when Gu Yanying looked at Victoria, who was lying on a chair in the distance and drinking coffee and milk from time to time, You Yi probably guessed what happened to Gu Yanying.To put it bluntly, I'm still jealous, because I have a very bad relationship with Victoria, so I feel a little uncomfortable seeing Victoria talking with me for so long.

You Yi sighed a little, and poked Gu Yanying's eyebrows with his finger: "You girl... what we talked about just now was completely serious, and it wasn't an unhealthy topic."

"Don't you want to talk about some unhealthy topics with her?" Gu Yanying's eyes instantly became dangerous.

"No, when I didn't say it..." Youyi chose to retract the preface with a full face.

Gu Yanying stopped rubbing her red-haired hands, trying to relax herself like You Yi: "It's just that I still don't have a real sense of reality, and I still feel a little lost...why did I suddenly encounter such a thing? ?”

Of course Gu Yanying was referring to the "fragments", and Youyi didn't know how to appease him, so he could only touch Gu Yanying's small head and said, "I don't know why I met this This kind of thing, the originally expected life was broken all of a sudden. But since it happened, it is necessary for me to figure out the origin of all this.”

"After the first fragment is successfully retrieved, even if I want to plead with my father, I must start researching the origin of the fragment."

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Military training competition ([-])

Since the university does not have school uniforms, we bought all our military training uniforms for 100 yuan.

The key is that the smell of the rubber shoes is very strong. After wearing the socks all morning, they were stained with the smell of plastic. After the military training, I threw the socks away and never wanted to wear them again.

Moreover, there was only one belt in the military training uniforms issued to us by the school, and we all wore them as trousers.As a result, the instructor told us that the belt must be worn on the jacket, and the belt of the trousers is for us to figure out how to do it ourselves.

After the brain opening of the classmates in the dormitory, we used garbage bags as our waistbands from the next day...

I have to say, super loose...

Chapter 93 Chapter 90 The Chaotic Scene

"Qianye-chan, come on, chest there!"

"Xin'ai-chan should be talking about [General], right?"

"Please Chino, if you lose here, the old man will become unseemly!"

"Tibby, it's so noisy."

"……Yes."

Not far away, the shouts of Zhi Nao and others attracted Youyi's attention. It means that Youyi also heard Ti's cry. Is it really okay for you, an old guy who usually pretends to be a rabbit, to suddenly speak at this time? !And my dear, you should pay attention to Tibi at any rate!This rabbit has become a sperm!

You Yi and Gu Yanying turned their heads at the same time, and they could clearly see what they were doing with their unreasonable visual distance.

"Is Chino playing chess with Qianye?" Youyi can clearly observe the situation even in the swimming pool next door, "It seems that Chino's form is relatively stable, but...why do you feel like you made a few wrong moves? ?”

Gu Yanying also had the same doubts as You Yi, but they soon understood why.

When Qianye placed the [Queen's] chess piece in front of the enemy [Soldier], Xinai suddenly voiced a voice: "Hmph, a small soldier wants to fight against the Queen, let's talk about it after you reincarnate as a nobleman!"

Qianye: "... Xin, Xin Ai-chan, don't get too involved in the drama, okay?"

Tibi: "Chino, now, get down there! Hurry up!"

Lovely: "Qianye sauce, the front... the forehead is wrong, the back... is the best!"

You Yi and Gu Yanying from the swimming pool next door: "..."

Don't these people understand what it means to watch chess without speaking?No wonder Zhi Nao and Qian Yehui couldn't concentrate. It's really normal to make a few wrong steps. If it were You Yi, they might not be able to resist beating Tong Mu and Zhuo Ye violently.

Um?You ask me why these two guys appear?Because every time Youyi played chess with one of them, the other person couldn't help but say a few words, which made Youyi very uncomfortable.So in order to retaliate, when the two of them played chess, You Yi would go up and say a few words to disturb their minds. (Are you three brats?!)

"Speaking of which, there are quite a lot of entertainment facilities here." Our great Moyu mayor, Jian Gu Heyuan, came to the side of Youyi at some point, and at the same time held a volleyball on his elbow. All kinds of leisure and elegance, I also trouble the person in charge of adding facilities such as water guns or volleyball. Ah~, now it seems that the original move was really correct... Then what, little brother, why? Are you going to look at me with that kind of scumbag eyes?"

You Yi's eyes completely lost their brightness, and it would not be an exaggeration to say that the eyes were blackened: "It's nothing, I just feel sad for the staff here, they actually have such a wayward boss like you."

"Um... But my facilities are open to the public, right? What's more, sometimes the staff here will play in the swimming pool when they have nothing to do, so I didn't say anything." Jian Gu and Yuan hurriedly He defended himself, hoping to restore his image to some extent, "But having said that, brother, why don't you try playing volleyball with your partner? Just soaking in the water is too boring."

You Yi squinted his eyes: "I have 1 reasons to believe that the reason why you invited me and my partners is for [civilized football watching], right?"

"Watching balls in a civilized way... what do you mean?" Jian Gu and Yuan chewed on the words for a while, saying that they didn't understand. After all, this is a Chinese-specific slang, and Nihong probably couldn't understand it.

After Gu Yanying's eyes looking at Jian Gu Heyuan also turned into looking at scumbags, You Yi resolutely made a straightforward translation: "I only look at you to see [Oupai]!"

Jian Gu Heyuan, who was exposed, sprayed on the spot: "Puff! Why, how can you say that? Little brother, it is absolutely impossible for an upright person like me to do such an obscene thing!"

"Ah, there are two Oupai playing volleyball over there shaking so badly."

"...Little brother, do I look like a person with such a low IQ?" Jian Gu and Yuan couldn't laugh or cry now. It seemed that You Yi's impression of him could not be changed.

Youyi suddenly climbed up from the water and said, "However, it's really good to exercise. You said just now that there is a booth for renting water guns, right?"

"Yes, and there are various types of water guns. How about it, brother, do you want to try it?"

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It didn't take long for Jian Gu and Yuan to regret introducing the entertainment item "water gun" to Youyi, because there was an out-of-standard guy among the people that Youyi recruited!What are you looking at, that purple-haired double ponytail is talking about you, the eldest lady of a military family!

Li Shiyi's eyes lit up when he heard that he could play water guns, and he just learned how to swim, so he couldn't wait to kill the Quartet: "How, is it a team battle or an individual battle? Is there an upper limit for the number of equipment? The venue is How big is it?"

"Li Shi-sang, please calm down! Don't get too excited!"

Leaving aside Lishi who is in a state of extreme excitement and can't calm down at all, because Youyi has rented nearly half of the water guns, so everyone has a lot of choice.As for the rental fee, of course the mayor at the bottom of our food chain will pay for it.

The only problem right now is...Victorina also ran over to participate, and she looked very murderous, and by the way, Uncle An behind her also looked like he was about to go to the battlefield.

The beginning and end of all this has to be attributed to Beloved. At first, Victoria did not plan to participate at all. It was enough to rest on the bench and watch them mess around.The big-hearted Xinai ran over to invite Victoria, but was rejected by Victoria as a matter of course. What a coincidence, at this moment, Gu Yanying suddenly said with an itchy mouth:

"Does the young lady of the Jiucheng family have any physical illness? Or is it purely because she doesn't exercise well? Also, after soaking in the sea of ​​books all day long, the motor nerves must have shrunk, right?"

Victoria almost ran away on the spot, but still managed to control her temper: "Hehe, this is the sadness of not being able to perceive the beauty of [Chaos Fragments]."

"...Secondary two?"

The sentence [Secondary Two] instantly ignited the powder keg of Victoria, and jumped up on the recliner: "It's not Secondary Two! Uncle An, go prepare weapons with me, I must educate this unruly person soy Mujer!"

"Yes, Miss!"

So now Victoria Lina's murderous intent was completely aimed at Gu Yanying, although Gu Yanying didn't have any pressure on it.As for Uncle An, because he had experienced Gu Yanying's staring eyes before, now he has a completely resigned expression.I said, sir, it’s just a water fight, so you can’t be so serious, right?

Therefore, Gu Yanying and Victoria Lina are really not compatible. As long as they get together, there will be absolutely no good things. It seems that in the future, they will find a way to separate the two of them as much as possible.

Youyi also went forward to choose his own weapon. Looking left and right, Youyi still chose a water gun that looked like a sniper rifle.Because I watched a TV series "I am a special soldier" when I was in China, I have a great interest in sniper rifles.

However, just as Youyi was holding the handle of the water gun, another hand suddenly appeared and held the barrel of the gun.

"Ah?"

"Ok?"

After Youyi raised his head, he found that the person who chose the same gun as him was very familiar, so familiar that cold sweat broke out on Youyi's back: "You, how are you, Miss."

"...It's you, a thief. Since I've caught you here, make up your mind!" Abogen Haizi's face darkened, and he took out a Magnum 44 from the two balls on his chest and said Youyi's head was ready to shoot directly.

"That's why I said I'm not a thief! And isn't the location of your gun hidden a bit strange? Do you still put such things in it when you swim?!" Even at such a short distance, You Yi Impossible to be hit by bullets, they immediately squatted with their heads in their hands to avoid the bullets at a speed that surpassed normal humans, and then turned sideways to distance themselves.

Seeing that he couldn't solve You Yi at such a close distance, Haizi let out a "tss", then took out a pistol from his chest and prepared to attack both ways.But the question is, why is there a gun hidden in your two regiments? !Are your girls’ European schools all four-dimensional pockets? !

pat!

Gu Yanying didn't know when she came to Haizi's side, and with a very standard and flexible kick, she kicked the two guns in Haizi's hand away.Originally, Gu Yanying wanted to release that bullshit aura, but when she thought that Youyi had warned her not to show that aura again, she gave up this plan and walked to Youyi's side silently.

And Haizi also seemed to realize that Gu Yanying, a small-looking loli, was very unwell, so she didn't have an attack for the time being.

"Miss Haizi, you came here... Hey, Mr. You Yi? And you, Miss Beloved?" Not far away came the voice of an acquaintance, and he knew it was the voice of Cool Breeze Aoba.

At this moment, the corner of Youyi's mouth twitched, because Gu Yanying was pinching the soft flesh around his waist: "Why does another loli know you? You shouldn't be in a short period of one or two months. Has all the loli in this city been captured within the time limit?"

"Then am I still human?! I just met Miss Liangfeng a few times, don't meet a loli and think I have something to do with her!" You Yi tried his best to let the smile on his face His expression was normal, and at the same time, he spoke to Gu Yanying through voice transmission with tears streaming down his face.

"It's best to be like this. Isn't there a lot of novels now that develop like this? It's really nothing to have a man and a woman, but after getting along for a long time, the woman is somehow attacked by the man!" However, Gu Yanying still refused to let You go. chess.

"Then you will know if you take a closer look at the family. There are no traces of fragments on the family, okay?"

It wasn't until You Yi said that that Gu Yanying calmed down and went to observe Liangfeng Qingye. Indeed, the fragments in her body didn't respond to it at all.It is basically certain that this child is not a fragment possessor. Since she is not a fragment possessor, it is absolutely impossible for You Yi to attack her.Thinking about it this way, Gu Yanying let go of the hand that was twisting You Yi's waist.

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Military training competition ([-])

Do you still remember my funny monitor?Due to university placement, he was assigned to the next class.But this guy has one characteristic—that is, he is very coquettish.

Nima, you can just do squats, why are you shouting so loudly?Everyone in the playground can hear your voice!

"107! 108! 109! 110!"

As a result, my attention was completely attracted to the past (the instructor said to relax on the spot at the time), and after recovering, the instructor slapped me on the head.It was only later that I discovered that I had already started to practice the posture of walking forward, and the instructor's voice was also relatively quiet...

"Why do you pay so much attention to squats? Come on, come on, I think you are also idle, 110 squats and walk."

I'm so... Forget it, I can't beat it, let's do squats obediently _(:з」∠)_.

As a result, when I woke up the next day, my legs were in excruciating pain, and I felt extremely sore.So I'm afraid I just want to say, fuck your mother's Chen Yichuan! (My nickname for the funny squad leader)

Chapter 94 Chapter 91 A Chaotic Match

"So why did it develop like this?!" You Yi hugged the water gun in his hand, staring at the sky speechlessly for a while.

"You can't relax now, Mr. Youyi!" Standing in front of Youyi, Li Shi looked full of aura. To be honest, he looked like a commander who came to the battlefield in person. "Now we are at a disadvantage in terms of numbers. There are only three of you. But don’t worry, after all, both you and Miss Gu are powerful fighters!”

The corner of Youyi's mouth twitched, and he said silently in his heart: No, it's not just a strong combat power, Yanying alone can single-handedly challenge the entire opponent, okay?The other side has survived until now, I think Yanying is completely releasing water, and it is still defending against the Pacific Ocean.

However, just when Youyi was thinking this way, Gu Yanying suddenly came over via voice transmission: Actually, I am not familiar with firearms and so on, so I was indeed doing my best with the power of an ordinary person just now...

You Yi: "...Do you want to slap me in the face like this?"

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The cause of the incident has to start with Haizi's misunderstanding that Youyi is a thief. Although the reason why Youyi ran to the roof of his company for no reason last time has not been explained clearly, but this time at least there are other witnesses, and Haizi reluctantly believed Youyi. Yi is not a thief this fact.

But in fact, the situation of Youyi is quite bad, because except for Gu Yanying and Victoria Lina, they don't know why Youyi ran to the roof of [Eagle Jump]'s company, so they all have feelings for the interested parties. Confuse.

In order to divert their attention as soon as possible and make them forget about this incident as much as possible, Youyi had no choice but to come up with a bad strategy—to have a water gun match.

The teams are divided into A and B teams.

Team A members: You Yi, Gu Yanying, Zhi Nao, Xin Ai, Li Shi, Qian Ye, Shalu, Jian Gu He Yuan

Team B members: Victoria Lina, Uncle An, Kaiko, Suzukaze Aoba, Hatsune, Iijima Yune, Takimoto Hitomi, Yagami Hikaru

Yes, it is said that all the members of the design team in charge of Suzukaze Aoba and others have come together, and it seems that there is one person who did not participate in the company-approved vacation due to busy work.

Looking at the members on the opposite side, You Yi can tell at a glance who the main fighting force is.Uncle An, who has been on the battlefield, and Hai Zi, who is evenly matched with Li Shi, on the other hand, most of the people here probably know Li Shi's combat effectiveness, so they choose this team, right?After all, they actually have no fighting power.

As for a certain mayor who likes to fish, of course he was forcibly pulled over by You Yi.You Yi still remembers that Jian Gu and Yuan looked at him with resentful expressions.You Yi is sure that if he promises not to fight back, Jian Gu and Yuan will definitely not be able to resist punching him in the face.

Well, in short, it's fine to fish here by yourself. We have Li Shi and Gu Yanying here, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

"Successful!"

Nourishes—