How Lolicon is made

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It's okay, don't panic, it's just Youyi's cell phone ringing, and it's the super-magical version of "Doraemon" sung by Yinsang.As for why Youyi chose this as the ringtone for his cell phone, it's just because he thinks it looks fun, and the repeat rate alone is [-]%.

But it was inexplicably awkward to listen to it alone, so Youyi decided to change the ringtone of the phone.

"Huh? Mom is looking for me?" You Yi was stunned for a while after seeing the label on the phone, "Hey, Mom, what can I do for you?"

"Xiao Yi, I have already seen your school's surprise test results. The rest of the items are all right, but what about the Japanese scores? And this English, I don't remember your English scores being so high. Low? Your grades are not bad, but your grades have turned into insignificant grades."

Um, did you come to inquire about the exam? !

Youyi sighed helplessly: "Mom, you really can't blame me. You must know that you can speak Japanese, and being able to read and write Japanese is not at the same level. It's like Mom, you can understand traditional Chinese characters, But if you are really asked to write traditional characters, would you know how to write them?"

"It seems to make sense, so what's the situation with this English? I remember that you can converse fluently with an Englishman?"

"Mom, have you forgotten how bad Japanese English is?! It's even more inexplicable than our Chinese English!" How amazing it is.

You Yi's mother seemed to have finally compromised: "Well, it seems that unless it is force majeure, your grades will not drop in general. Then we are done talking about grades, let's talk about other things. Xiao Yi, When are you going to find a girlfriend? You know, the children of Lao Wang next door have already started talking about marriage."

"Fuck, is it progressing so fast?! No, isn't Old Wang a bachelor? Where did he get a child?" You Yi suddenly sensed something was wrong.

"Oh hehe, how could the behavior of the old Wang next door be hidden from my eyes? The old Zhang next door has already been greened by him. If I didn't have any interest in meddling, the old Wang would have gone to court long ago."

You Yi: "...Please don't talk about this kind of thing in front of me, a good young man? My pure heart will be polluted."

"So when are you going to find a girlfriend, Xiao Yi? I don't have any requirements, as long as she is a good girl is enough. Of course, I don't want the kind of sister Feng."

"Your son and my aesthetics are not outrageous to that extent!" You Yi couldn't help but rubbed his head speechlessly, "The main reason is that there have been other things recently, and I don't have time to like this kind of thing."

At present, the matter of fragments and fragments must not be known to others. After all, this thing is neither scientific, nor magical, nor comprehensible.If you say it, it is estimated that a lot of people will not believe it at all.

"Delayed by other things? Let me guess, are you drawing money again? Tell me, how much did you spend this time?"

Youyi's mother's tone suddenly became dangerous, causing Youyi's back to break out in a cold sweat: "Ah, big, about 2000?"

"JPY?"

"...RMB."

Suddenly, there was silence on the other side of the phone, and just when Youyi was trembling, Youyi's mother asked again: "Then the question is, did you ship the goods?"

"……nor."

bang-

Suddenly, You Yi's father's voice came from the phone: "Fuck, kid, where did you take out the chainsaw?! Who are you going to hack?!"

"Don't stop me, I'm going to remake my shameful African-chief son today!"

"Mom, calm down! Calm down!" Even when You Yi learned the truth about the fragment, he was not as flustered as he is now.I am your own son!I treat you as my queen, but you want to saw me off? !

But fortunately, You Yi's father was still very strong. He stopped You Yi's mother from running wild on the spot: "Fucking child, put down the chainsaw and become a Buddha immediately!"

"The Buddha who became an egg! If you dare to stop me, you won't remember it tomorrow."

"I'm sorry I was wrong, please chop our son now."

Hello!What about the mom-only suppressor? !It’s in vain that I trust you so much. Now that I think about it carefully, maybe it’s Dad, you saw me as a liar when you were young, so you bragged in front of me, right? !

My heart is so tired, I feel that I will never love again.

But after a burst of pinging, bang, bang, and bang sound came from the mobile phone, You Yi's father answered the phone: "Hey, Xiao Yi, don't worry, your mother is just talking, I have successfully put your mother The hatred of her has attracted me, and she is now preparing something like a whip and candle... In short, remember to be happy."

Don't say it like parting from life and death!Creating a human is not a painful thing, is it? !

You Yi, who didn't want to talk too much, turned off his phone decisively, and was about to wash up and go to sleep.

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On Huaxia's side, You Yi's father sighed helplessly as he looked at the phone that was hung up.Today, Youjia is still so peaceful.

"Finish?" You Yi's mother sat on the sofa, and the chainsaw that she took out from nowhere was placed on the coffee table, "Honey, what do you think? Can you deduce what Xiao Yi is hiding?" Is it ours?"

"I can't deduce it. I can only know what my son is hiding. But from the tone of his voice, it doesn't seem to be a big problem." You Yi's father silently glanced at the chainsaw and chose to stand where he was.

You Yi's mother was lying on the sofa with no image: "It's really rare, my lovely son actually has something that he doesn't want to tell his mother, which makes me very curious about what happened at Nihong..."

"Why, do you want to raid there? Let me tell you first, if you don't cure those young people in your company first, you won't be free at all."

"Ahhhhhh, I get annoyed when I mention those little bastards! Who do they all think they are?! I don't think I'm a tigress if I don't make a cruel move?"

"Yes, yes, you are not a tigress, you are a female dragon." You Yi's father said helplessly.

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Hey, are you a lolicon?

Well, don't say it directly, okay?And what kind of eyes do you have, loli is so cute!

Did you know that many fragments have been turned into lolicons because of you?

That's a possibility that belongs to Fragment itself, and it's none of my business!

Is there anyone who throws the pot like you?

"Huh? Wait a minute? Am I dreaming now?" You Yi in the dream suddenly felt something dimly, and some inexplicable memories appeared in his mind.

But just when Youyi wanted to continue to investigate, Youyi in reality suddenly opened his eyes.

He was forced out of the dream again.

What was that just now?That is definitely not my memory, is it the original fragmented memory?After all, the word fragment was mentioned just now.Anyway, it's all information that is not needed now, but just in case, let's record it first.

After Youyi turned on his phone, he found that it was only six o'clock in the morning.However, since today is Saturday, it is better to go to Rabbit House as soon as possible.It is true that it is close to Chino to recycle the debris, but it is also true to earn living expenses.In any case, it is the place where I want to work, not to mention that I choose it voluntarily, so I have to be more serious in my attitude.

Thinking of this, You Yi hurriedly organized his clothes and started a new day of work.

This morning I went to familiarize myself with the working position of Rabbit House, so I officially started working in the afternoon.But to be honest, Youyi still admires Chino and the other three girls. Leaving Miss Love and Miss Lise aside, Chino is just a junior high school student no matter how you look at it. She is obviously a child, but she can be the kanban lady in a coffee shop.

Or are the children of Neon so precocious?I always feel that at this point, the bear children of Huaxia have lost.

(Author: I think the key is that the opposite is a loli.)

Due to the fact that the European town is a bit far away, it took Youyi about 10 minutes to arrive at the Rabbit House.Seeing the unopened number on the door, You Yi was taken aback for a moment. After all, it was seven o'clock, and if it was Huaxia, the door would have opened long ago.

But the neon side... You all know that the work and rest time is simply amazing.

Chapter 10 Chapter 9

It is currently closed, and it seems that it will take a long time to open the store. The door is locked, and Youyi can't get in.In desperation, Youyi could only choose to wander around.

When I came here with An Buzhuoya and Amano Tongmu the last two times, I saw a park, which might be a good place to rest.While walking, looking at the children and passers-by around, Youyi couldn't help sighing: "It's going to be summer soon, there is always an illusion that it was winter yesterday."

After walking to the park, he randomly found a seat and sat down.The morning sun is not so poisonous, but it makes people feel warm. The sun shines on the floor through the gaps between the leaves, and the breeze gently blows on the face. Such an environment always makes people feel at ease.

"I'm going to start working at Rabbit House from today... Although I have other goals, can I really do it well?" What Youyi has to face is something that he has never challenged in his life of more than ten years. Raiders girl ah.As an elegant single nobleman, he never thought that he would be forced to attack girls, and there were multiple girls.

"Ah, little brother, are you going to work at Rabbit House?"

"Huh?!" You Yi didn't react at all, when a woman suddenly appeared on the other side of the seat.

You Yi has never seen this woman before, but he can also see the literary and artistic atmosphere exuding from her at a glance, or the literary and artistic atmosphere that is already overflowing.At the same time, You Yi even felt that this woman's ability to conceal her breath was a bit strong, right?Unknowingly, he sat next to him, the key is that he hadn't noticed it yet.

Um, maybe being in a daze is also one of the reasons.

But this woman is also very polite: "Ah, sorry to scare you? You can call me Qingshan Lanshan (bule mountain), this is my pseudonym."

pen name?Really a writer?

"Then what, Ms. Qingshan, from your tone just now, do you know about Rabbit House?" But fortunately, Youyi's IQ has finally not gone offline, and he still grasped the key words.

"Yes, because I am a novelist, and one of my most popular works is based on Rabbit House." When Qingshan Lanshan spoke, he not only gave people a relaxed feeling, but also gave people a kind of elegant lady "Besides, the store manager of Rabbit House gave me great encouragement, and it was because of him that I decided to become a novel writer. Recently, my novel has been completed, so I want to I have to hand it over to the store manager, but it's a pity that I don't have time at all recently."

"A film crew approached me, hoping to turn my novel into a film. For this matter, I can't get away at all recently." Qingshan Lanshan said with a helpless wry smile.

And You Yi was a little surprised: "Excuse me, did you finish your novel recently?"

"Huh? Yes."

s—

You Yi couldn't help but take a breath, what is the highest state of writing a novel?It doesn't mean how famous you are, or how many people are willing to buy your book.Comics, animations, movies, games, these are the highest levels of novel writing!To be more exaggerated, it may be just a short story of a chapter, but it can affect the whole society, and even be recorded in the epic!That's right, I'm talking about the four classics.

And the Qingshan Lanshan in front of me had just finished a novel, and a film production team came to the door, which shows the horror of Miss Qingshan and the strength of her writing.

"However, since you are going to work at Rabbit House, little brother, I will trouble you to bring this book to the store manager. I still have something to do, so I will say goodbye for now." After speaking, Qingshan Lanshan got up and prepared to leave , and before leaving, he took out a book from his pocket and handed it to You Yi.

You Yi glanced at the title of the novel - "The Barista Who Turned into a Rabbit".When Youyi looked up again and wanted to say something, he found that Qingshan and Lanshan had long since disappeared.Seriously, does this Miss Qingshan really have any strange talents?

So Youyi had no choice but to focus on the book in his hand: "It feels like there is still a while before the opening of Rabbit House, why don't you just read it here for a while."

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Jingle Bell--

"Welcome! Ah, Yi, why are you here so early? I remember you didn't officially start work in the afternoon?" With such a vibrant voice, there is no doubt that it is Miss Beloved.

Youyi scratched his head, after all, it was the first time talking to such an enthusiastic girl, and he seemed quite embarrassed: "Well, well, I want to ask if I should come here in the morning to get acquainted with the job position, and then go to work formally in the afternoon How can I say it is a job I chose voluntarily, of course I still have to do it well.”

"Hey, you're quite self-motivated, yo, let me lead you to the workplace to familiarize yourself with it!" Miss Li Shi on the side was also full of interest, after all, it's exciting to have a motivated partner join Rest assured, especially in the army.Well, don't doubt it, I'm just complaining about Li Shi's over-the-top military mind.

Youyi is smiling on the surface, but in fact, he has already started MMP in his heart, not that Youyi has any dissatisfaction with them, but the container in his body has started to riot again!From the very beginning, Chino has been standing at the counter and looking at herself, and she also looks hesitant to speak, obviously Fragment is doing "assists" again.

I said it's fine to use your fragments for assists, but can you use a more normal method?Look at Tianye Tongmu, that is simply a divine assist!Look at your Lao Shizi container and fragments again, what else can I do besides trying to get rid of it? !

Container and Fragment: "Blame me? You didn't take care of us yourself, and you want us to take the blame?"

Ahem, the above are all made up by You Yi himself, don't take it seriously.

But fortunately, Youyi's determination is astonishing, at least he didn't make a fool of himself in front of everyone.And after keeping a distance from Chino, the feeling of the container riot in the body is indeed a lot more peaceful.

But in this way, the problem is even bigger. Since you want me to attack Chino, but in this situation, I can't get close to Chino at all, and Chino can't choose to approach me actively, so how do you want me to attack? !

No, the status quo must be changed, at least there must be a reasonable reason to be close to Chino.

Bridge bean sack, don't I have this book in hand?If you don't need to keep it, do you wait for the dormitory manager to leave in the middle of the night and take it out secretly?This is not China!

So Youyi took a deep breath calmly, prepared mentally and physically for the restlessness of the container, held the book in his hand, and strode towards Chino:

"By the way, Miss Chino, I have a book for you."

Chino, who was just silently observing Youyi and suppressing the inexplicable impulse in his body, panicked instantly when he saw Youyi walking towards him.Originally, the impulse that could be suppressed ran away directly, and he could still look away, but now Chino's eyes cannot be separated from You Yi.If there were no people nearby, Zhi Nai felt that he might run to You Yi without anyone noticing and didn't want to leave.

However, this is a normal reaction in the eyes of others.After all, if someone is looking for you, you can't just ignore him.

Youyi is also quite cautious, after all, it is only the first contact, so don't make any plots that will trigger readers' love.So in order to prevent misunderstandings, You Yi hurriedly handed the book in front of Zhi Nao: "This book is written by an author named Qingshan Lanshan. I asked me to give it to the store manager. It seems very important."

"Miss Qingshan Lanshan? For father?" Fortunately, the most basic sense of communication can still be preserved.But after hearing that this is a book for Kafu Takahiro, Chino showed a puzzled expression instead.

On the contrary, the rabbit on Chino's head actually made a surprised expression.Having said that, it is not easy for me to recognize you as an Angora rabbit, but why can you still make human expressions? !And because Mao is in my sight, you have the same expression as the ghost behind you? !

I always feel that something terrible will happen if I ask, so it's better not to ask.

Chi Nao quickly reacted, and said: "The store manager that Ms. Qingshan Lanshan mentioned should be my grandfather. I heard from my grandfather that he once read the manuscript of a novel written by a student and supported her. "

"Hey, is that so? I always thought that Ms. Qingshan was talking about the current store manager." You Yi really didn't expect this, "Then may I ask, Chino is your grandfather?"

"Grandfather..." Chi Nao suddenly hesitated to speak.

"That, that..." At this time, Xinai sneaked up to You Yi and said softly, "Chi Nao-chan's grandfather passed away last year."

Game: "..."

Isn't it, am I talking to death? !

No, no, there is still a chance to make amends!The most urgent task now is to hand over the book to Chino.

"Hey, anyway, anyway, Ms. Chino, I hope you can accept this book first." After speaking, Youyi handed the book out.

"En." Zhi Nai nodded silently, took the book from You Yi's hand, and retracted it as quickly as an electric shock.

And You Yi himself was also stunned, just now, Zhi Nao's hand and You Yi's hand accidentally touched each other.If it was just normal, nothing would happen at all, but the problem is that now the game is a container, and Chino is a fragment!

The moment their hands touched, something exploded in their brains.

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To be fair, the people at Fangbunshe are really scary, and I hardly saw a few male characters in the whole drama "Pointing Rabbit".And according to popular science, the people of Fangbunshe can only draw women, or most of them are only willing to draw women...