How Lolicon is made
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"Sakamoto is right, you loli control pervert! Today I will arrest you instead of the policeman, and do justice for the heavens!"
"Represents the moon!"
"For the tribe!"
"Justice from heaven!"
"Heroes are immortal!"
"This is a mutation, Reimu!"
"My turn, draw a card!"
"Lin Ke is dead!"
"The key that contains the power of darkness!"
"Hey, hey, hey, hey!"
I said your lines are getting weirder and weirder, this one who is riding a horse is not on the same channel at all!
Not only did You Yi want to vomit blood, but the audience's gradually serious expressions also instantly sprayed rice because of this nonsensical line, and the original momentum disappeared all of a sudden.
Although You wanted to complain very much, but the performance had to continue, so You Yi had to continue acting.You Yi's originally expressionless face gradually showed a dangerous arc, and he even let out a dissolute and impolite laugh.
"Hehe, hehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!" You Yi smiled like Zi Anwu at this moment, "Hey hey hey, where are these little brats who haven't even grown their hair yet? Usually, I will definitely brainwash you into idiots, and then throw them into the gay courtyard."
After finishing speaking, Youyi stopped paying attention to the newborn brave man, and instead looked at Chino with his aggressive eyes again: "Thank you, bastard, today I am in a good mood to let you survive. If you dare to provoke me, I can still fight against you." You are the first batch of those who escaped unharmed—as long as you don’t disturb my temperament.”
Stop, first of all I have to declare that I didn't make a typo in the above sentence, that's completely Tong Mu's script!
"Whoa!?" To be honest, it was really hard for Chino to resist when Yu Yi looked at him with such aggressive eyes. Rather, he started to feel a little infatuated.
And at this moment, the [fragment] in his body did not respond to Youyi's [container], which further proved that it was not the [fragment] that was affecting him, but that he really couldn't stop seeing Youyi's eyes.
"Are you kidding? You're still thinking about Lolita at this moment! You don't care about us!" One of the newborn brave men became irritable when he saw that he and others were being ignored.
But Sakamoto raised his hand to stop him from continuing. After all, he is the leader in the setting of the new hero, or strictly speaking, Sakamoto is enough for the new hero, and the rest are just for fun.
Sakamoto helped his eyes, this time there was no reflection, so this time everyone could clearly see Sakamoto's sharp eyes and the beauty mole in the corner of his eyes: "Then, I can only offend Senior You Yi. Everyone Don't hold back, let's use your best ability!"
Although it is not stated whether these new heroes are also superpowers, even if they are, in the setting, they will still end up being hanged and beaten by the game.
Feeling as if someone had beaten Ya Xing, Youyi looked at the newborn braves with extremely displeased eyes, but on the contrary, he let out a ferocious laugh again: "Krypton hahaha! It seems that you are I have decided to go to the other side of despair, very good, then I will send you a ride!"
Backstage Gu Yanying looked at You Yi who was laughing loudly, and the corners of her mouth twitched: "It's not that I said, You Yi's laughter is just like noise pollution... I didn't see him letting himself go so much in rehearsals before."
You think I want to!If it wasn't for the bastard Tong Mu who made the script, I would have let myself go like this! ?After hearing Gu Yanying's complaints, You Yi still didn't forget the sound transmission.
Youyi's left hand is inserted into his waist, and the index finger of his right hand is pointing straight to the sky, which makes people suspect that he is going to shout "Amaterasu" or something in the next second.
Just when the atmosphere in the audience was at its most tense, You Yi suddenly snapped his fingers with his raised right hand.I don't know if it's because the microphone's sound effect is too good, but the sound of You Yi's snapping fingers echoed throughout the auditorium.
And with the snapping of the fingers, the eleven new brave men on the opposite side of Youyi collapsed powerlessly on the floor like puppets with disconnected strings.Among them, Sakamoto was the most exaggerated. He smashed his face straight on the floor, and Youyi could hear the sound of the floor being smashed and dented.
The audience in the audience was stunned for about two or three seconds. After a long time, you turned out to be the Thanos of cosplay! ?
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Chapter 156Chapter 148 You Yi: Everything is within my calculations!
Huhahahahahahahahahaha! "You Yi looked at the fallen people, and let out another devilish laugh, "This is the fate of disturbing my cute little loli! "
"The boss is mighty!"
"Boss is awesome!"
Zhuo Ye and Tong Mu's lines are really quite few. After all, they are just two actors, and they even end up quite miserable in the end, so there is no need to impress everyone on Liutai too deeply.
I don't know if You Yi really let himself go, not only accepted the flattering of the two with peace of mind, but even laughed more wildly.Because Youyi originally added some mysterious power in the performance process, it perfectly achieved the expected performance effect.
You must know that there are really people in the audience who have taken out dangerous objects such as iron rods and are ready to come up to fight You Yi desperately, as if they are going to die in line with the new brave men.However, after Youyi took a closer look that the person who was going to rush up was the lolicon in his own class, Youyi couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Since you haven't been assigned a role, just stay in the background!
As a result, before the lolicon could cause any accidents, the people in his class knocked his head out and dragged him back.
"I originally thought of using more cruel methods to make you unable to take care of yourself, but forget it, it's not good to scare my prey." Youyi smiled grimly, "Well, how about it. Zhuo Ye, Tong Mu, prepare me a brush and red paint, and I want them to write the word [vegetable] on their foreheads! Then brainwash them into loyal subordinates to me."
"Although they were against me for a time just now, I am a person who loves talents. It just so happens that their strength can help me complete some troublesome things under my hands."
"Don't! I don't want to become untouchable!!!"
An unexpected situation happened. Among the eleven freshmen who were supposed to lie on the ground pretending to be dead, no, pretending to be dizzy, a female freshman jumped up after listening to You Yi's lines.You can imagine that a salted fish suddenly jumped up from the floor and looked at you with trembling eyes.
Game: "..."
Zhuo Ye and Tong Mu: "..."
The remaining ten newborn heroes: "..."
audience:"……"
What's the situation, why did this guy jump up suddenly? According to the script, shouldn't she lie on the ground and pretend to be a corpse like the other ten people?Not only the audience, but even the students backstage and Tong Mu himself were dumbfounded.
"Wait a minute, I don't remember that I wrote such a story about God unfolding? What's the matter with this little girl?" Tong Mu whispered.
You Yi quickly reacted after the brief moment of ignorance, and explained with a complicated expression: "She...it seems that because I took the role too seriously, she ended up getting into the role, right?"
So just jump up like this! ?How can I explain this shit to the audience!Tong Mu couldn't help covering his face and holding his forehead when he heard the words.
But fortunately, Youyi's on-the-spot reaction ability has become stronger these days, so after a short thought, Youyi took a step forward and began to save this situation that was about to become a farce.
You didn't even need to think about it, You Yi still kept the arrogance on his face, and the terrifying eyes that made people feel that he had been seen through everything, which made the brave female freshman on the opposite face tremble in shock: "Roar? Look! It looks like I guessed it right, there is really another superpower in this Laoshizi newborn hero. After all, only superpowers can temporarily escape my control—but only temporarily."
You Yi, who was focused by the eyes of hundreds of people, strode forward, and walked directly in front of the female freshman hero with tears in the corner of his eyes: "It couldn't be easier to make a superpower of your level faint again."
"I'm sorry classmate, forgive me!" After quietly passing the message to the female freshman Brave, You Yi raised his hand high and knocked on the back of her neck.
This is, physical hypnosis!
Seeing You Yi's movements so crisp and neat, You Yi's mother nodded in satisfaction: "As expected of my son, you have even learned the essence of my [Skill of Hand Blade]?"
"So what are you teaching your children!?" The ancestor of Youjia realized at this time that he still underestimated the brains of the Youyi family, "Speaking of which, the villain Youyi also acted Not bad, although there are suspicions of using [Mystery] to cheat, but at least the performance has been achieved."
After this poor freshman hero was knocked out by Youyi with a hand knife, the students in the backstage cooperated and drew up the curtain so that Youyi and the others could evacuate.
Since You Yi didn't use too much energy at the time, the female freshman hero almost woke up when everyone arranged the stage props.When she recalled that she was almost embarrassed before, coupled with You Yi's temporary operation, she also apologized for a long time.
Fortunately, it didn't have much impact on the whole stage play, so everyone didn't continue to investigate the responsibility, but continued to perform.
And if it's really anyone's fault, it still has to be blamed on Youyi, after all, when this guy performs to his heart's content, he also carries a little [mysterious] coercion, which will make the people watching the performance or those who are performing around him even more nervous. Substitute into the plot.This is the reaction of the previous audience.
"Yi, it's a good thing you reacted quickly enough just now. If it were me, I don't know how I would end up." Tong Mu couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after returning to the backstage, "Speaking of why your hand blade So proficient, did you have a special practice?"
"Well, I practiced with my mother when I was young."
"...I always feel that I should complain here, but for my personal safety, I think it's better for me to shut up."
……
……
The curtain on the stage was raised again, and before that there was a little commotion in the auditorium due to the previous performance.After all, he was influenced by [Mystery], so he would be more or less worried about the eleven newborn brave men who were just [beep——] by the game.
Especially the female freshman hero who also has super powers, the next scene in Anzheng's book will be a [beep——] scene that is even more [beep——]!But having said that, it seems that the hunting range of the terrifying big demon king is only Loli, so her chastity should be guaranteed.
Worrying about things that are obviously acting shows how powerful [Mystery] is.
After the curtain was lifted this time, many viewers couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when they saw the eleven freshmen who were sitting on their desks studying hard.But soon, they became worried again.
Didn't the Lolicon Demon King say he wanted to brainwash them? That means...
Just as the audience began to guess the plot, the narration sounded again.
[After the confrontation that was not witnessed by a third-party force, the lives of the eleven brave men seemed to return to normal. 】
[They are still going to school normally, just like an ordinary freshman. 】
[But that's just the opinion of the people around them. In fact, they have already been mentally controlled by the terrible lolicon demon king—that is, they have been brainwashed! 】
really!
The audience's heart skipped a beat.
【Jingle Bell--】
[Every time it's lunch break and school is over, they will be summoned to a corner of the school by the horror lolicon big devil to carry out unknown plans. 】
[This unknown plan is to assist the terrifying Lolita Demon King to send a delicious loli-sized student to Youyi every day, let him be slaughtered, and help the evildoer! 】
And quite appropriate, the music in the background also played a scream and cry of a little girl who was frightened.
This shit can't bear it!How could that scumbag do such a thing to a little girl!
Now, a large number of people in the auditorium couldn't sit still, they all left their seats and said that today they must kill You Yi to eliminate harm for the people.
Watching the rioting audience, the back of You Yi's head was already covered with cold sweat.But even so, he still didn't escape. After meeting his mother's eyes, You Yi's mother made an OK gesture, which made You Yi feel at ease.
You Yi's mother cleared her throat: "Ahem, why are you all so excited? This is just a stage performance?"
It was obviously not a very loud voice, but it rang in everyone's ears as if it had been automatically amplified, and it was like a strong dose of medicine, which woke up all the audience.
"Yes, yes, this is obviously just a stage play, why am I so excited?"
"This... this actor's acting skills are too good, I've already subbed into it before I knew it."
"It's a pity that he played a villain, otherwise we wouldn't have such a riot."
Audiences, look at me and I look at you. After looking at each other for a long time, they wiped their noses in embarrassment and returned to their seats.As a result, after working for a long time, my interest was higher than that of the actors.
And when they recalled their previous impulse to beat You Yi so hard that they couldn't take care of themselves, they felt a little scared.
Seeing the reaction of the audience, You Yi knew that his goal had been achieved.
This is actually a temporary plan by Youyi, because Liang Youyi is very clear about how his acting skills are.If you just let yourself go, it will only make people feel embarrassed. Only by allowing the audience to fully participate in the stage play can the best performance effect be achieved.
As for the audience rioting, it was also within Youyi's expectations, but Youyi believed that his mother would not let his son be beaten while he stood by.
And Tong Mu only now understands Youyi's plan, and can't help but look at Youyi helplessly: "I also want to say, Yi, how dare you use the power of [mystery] in this stage play, it turns out that you have already found insurance ah."
You Yi showed a humble smile: "Of course, since you want to record my black history, it's hard to justify not doing me a little favor, right? I often discussed this with my mother when I was young, although most of the results in the end were negative. I must have been severely punished."
[With the passage of time, someone finally discovered the abnormalities of the eleven new brave men. Under the observation of the school teachers and many students who volunteered, they came to the conclusion that the new brave men had been controlled by the terrible lolita big devil. Brainwashed fact. 】
[This is such a desperate news, but everyone did not give up, the brainwashing effect of the Lolita Demon King is not permanent and irreversible! 】
[Under the hard work, guidance and stimulation of many partners and teachers, the new heroes finally entrusted the mind control of the Lolicon Demon King and regained their memories. 】
[However, the fact of the last failure made them realize that their strength is still too weak, and they still need other assistance to eliminate the Great Demon King. 】
"About this point, I have heard a rumor." At this time, Sakamoto adjusted his glasses, "It is rumored that there is a hidden superpower in this school. She entered the school at the same time as senior You Yi. At the same time, she is also the strongest superpower in the legend."
The female freshman hero who had almost done something wrong before took a breath: "The most, the strongest superpower... Could it be the legendary Gu Yanying who has retired for a long time!"
"Yes, and I also have reliable information from my side. Something seems to have happened between her and Senior You Yi in the past. Although I don't know the specifics, but there must be some festivals. Without further ado, let's go find... "
"You don't need to look for it, I'm right here." When Gu Yanying came on stage, Gu Yanying had already come behind everyone before they knew it.Of course, Gu Yanying's height was also the key to not being discovered.
Tong Mu, who had specifically emphasized this point in the script, was thrown out of the window by Gu Yanying on the spot, but Tong Mu directly GGed without even seeing the word [Danger].
Gu Yanying sighed pretending to be old-fashioned: "Hey, that fellow Youyi, did he do such an outrageous thing again... No need to say any more, I promise you."
After finishing speaking, a huge flame appeared behind Gu Yanying, which seemed to show the fact that she was the strongest superpower.Although the fire was just a special effect in the eyes of the audience and most of the actors, You Yi and others still knew it—then it wasn't a special effect but a real flame!
"Hey~ By the way, I forgot that Xiao Yanying also had a part in the show. I have to say that Xiao Yanying is really like a jealous girl now." You Yi's mother admired Gu Yanying's acting skills with great interest. .
The ancestor of Youjia also sighed at this time: "Hey, I can't help but remind me of the past..."
"then?"
"A few hundred years ago, when they were not so open, they were much cuter than now. Now they are all tigresses that I can't afford to mess with."
"You Ling, a tigress is also a feline animal, as long as it is cute, it can still fascinate a lot of people."
The ancestor of Youjia couldn't help laughing when he heard the words: "Haha, this is... is... is..."
The ancestor of Youjia, who had a smile on his face, suddenly felt that something was wrong. You must know that Youyi's mother was standing in front of him, but the two voices just now came from behind him, and the voice was from behind him. so familiar—
Whoops, fuck it.
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