Dimensional Apartment Manager

"You guy..."

Izayoi on the opposite side continued

[Do you want to help this time? 】

"No... this time there won't be a long battle like the last time I went to the world of dragons. I'm going to get married this afternoon. That's a given."

Jiuye doesn't need help now.

Needless to say the reason.

"This is my place."

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Back to the present.

To be precise, this is Miss Lord God's territory, but Jiuye, the manager, is more likely to exercise his rights than the owner.

"Miss God, come out and get beaten!"

It imitated the last speech, but this time Miss Lord God was not summoned. It seems that this sentence is not a special spell.

Thinking about whether to use "What's wrong with the main god being abnormal" next time to summon Miss Lord God, Jiu Ye saw the shadow above the clouds.

"Castle in the Sky" is not an unreachable existence.

Because it often changes altitude and other positions, there is no accurate data, but now Jiuye knows that it is about 900 meters from the ground according to the prompt on the aircraft.

Jiuye, who has no ability to fly, just approached the past. Somewhere in the clouds, a fort made of quartz and engraved with luminous spells appeared.

Seeing the muzzle aimed at him, Jiuye, who was about to dodge, realized that his chest was shining with light.

That was the passport that Izayoi gave to himself before.

That's why he gave it to himself.

Then the problem is coming...

"How did they get up there?"

Excluding the possibility of breaking through by force, Jiuye believes that those gods opened the back door, otherwise "City of the Sky" is not a place where one can enter and exit casually.

And one more thing...

Kuba thinks that the gods of "Castle in the Sky" did this on purpose.

Even if there were no Izayoi, maybe such a thing would still happen.

Thinking of this, Jiuye raised the pass, and the turrets also retracted.

One minute later, in the thin air above the clouds, Hisuha stopped in a cloudy area with a floor.

There was nothing in front of my eyes, except for the cotton-shaped clouds, as if the "Castle in the Sky" I just saw was just an illusion.

"Welcome here, lost traveler."

A voice appeared ahead, and a person wearing a priest-like costume appeared.

He looked neither man nor woman, neither old nor child, absolutely 'fuzzy'.

"Where are they?"

"plz follow me."

"Speaking of it, I actually hate being a joke. As 'gods', why do you still stay in the apartment?"

"Confused lambs are all over the world, and so is this apartment, with that kind of existence."

so...

Jiu Ye, who followed behind, gave an affirmative answer.

"I'm not at all confused."

Get married today!Nothing!

Chapter 440 The so-called wedding is when ____ knocks on the door? (end)

Starting from the main building of the Dimension Apartment, moving up to an altitude of about 900 meters, it is the "City of the Sky" that is said to be inhabited by gods.

In order to solve the problems he is facing now, Jiu Ye has just arrived here.

"What do you think happiness is?"

"I'm sorry, because I'm getting married, so I came here to ask for someone. If you want to chat, I can come again tomorrow."

"What do you think happiness is?"

The other party asked again, apparently ignoring Jiu Ye's own speech.

"Adding modal particles is useless."

"What is happiness?"

The tone changed again, and it seemed that it would be impossible not to answer.

There is no way, Jiuye, who knows that he must reply, intends to give two completely different answers, and wants to end the conversation by doing this, so that the topic can enter the next stage.

Jiuye, who was sorting out the relevant content in his mind and thinking about the words and sentences, slowed down with the other party.

"From an emotional point of view, 'happiness' is undoubtedly doing what you want to do with someone you care about. The object can be parents, partners or friends, and then create a sense of happiness by fighting and having fun together; Of course, from a rational point of view, 'happiness' is an emotion produced by brain secretions. To put it bluntly, dopamine stimulates the brain so that people become excited, their emotions become happy, and thus they obtain a sense of happiness."

Saying that, Jiu Ye did not forget to add

"Of course, the latter is only aimed at humans and races similar to humans. After all, some alien races and humans are completely two kinds of existence, so it cannot be generalized; in this way, the 'perceptual analysis' mentioned above is more in line with the concept of happiness. Define without worrying about different outcomes between races."

After finishing speaking in two breaths, Jiuye saw the other party stop completely. Before he responded, Jiuye had time to look at the man in front of him carefully.

He is tall and has a well-defined face, and he is wearing a garment similar to that worn by priests in charge of sacrifices in the Kamakura period.

Because he is lined with unlined clothing, but his lower body is not a skirt, but linen-colored cloth trousers, so it is a little different.

Looking down, you will see a red and black sword hanging from the waist, wearing road boots, and holding a wat board made of red cedar.

The wat board, which is 2 feet 6 inches long and 3 inches wide in the middle, is actually a tool used by the ancient officials when they went to the palace to face the king. It can be used to record the words of the king to prevent forgetting.

I always feel that this person is a collection of multiple cultures, which is like a hodgepodge. Given that the apartment is full of strange guys, Jiu Ye didn't pay much attention to it.

"Your Excellency's words are reasonable. Different races have different definitions, but no matter how the definition changes, as long as you do things that are 'good for you', you can bring happiness, but..."

'But' is the same as 'but', the appearance of these two words mostly means that the previous lines are nonsense, and the next is the point.

Knowing the 'art of language' and 'trap of language', Jiuye must speak cautiously next time, he doesn't want to be led by this guy of unknown origin in front of him.

"In my opinion, something like 'happiness' is the 'pursuit of unrealistic fantasies', and it is precisely because I have this kind of thinking and pursue fantasies from far away that I am paralyzed by something called 'happiness'." Myself. Of course, I am not denying the necessity of 'happiness', even if it is something impractical, as long as it can bring impact, then it is important."

"I always feel that you seem to regard 'happiness' as a by-product...In my personal opinion, that is a very wrong view."

"Why do you think it's inappropriate? You should learn to think in other ways, please think carefully. For example...you are going to get married now, right? Because 'want to marry a girl, want to be treated as Shaking the M treatment, wanting to do a handstand and attack girls from behind', that's why it appears here, isn't it?"

"Except for the first element, everything else is wrong. Besides, what is the meaning of the difficult action of 'handstand attacking girls from behind'? Isn't it a waste of time? It's better to say that it is easy to see the skirt because of handstand, so even if If you don’t attack, it’s considered a ‘successful raid’, right? It’s just that I don’t support this kind of perverted action.”

Walking again, he waved the wat board in his hand. This simple action made a bridge above the clouds appear in the empty field in front of him.

The guide who walked to the bridge continued the topic just now

"Let's just treat you as a normal person who doesn't attack women."

"I was originally a normal person. Although there are many abnormal parts now...but generally speaking, I am still a very normal guy."

"Then you can think about what I said just now. You must know that your 'finding someone to marry' is for happiness. The problem is that before you get married, you will do it because you feel happiness?"

The idea of ​​wanting to get married came up, and before the actual marriage, you already had happiness.

"In this way, isn't Your Excellency's 'happiness' also a 'by-product' obtained in the pursuit of something?"

"...Well, I really still can't accept this kind of view of treating 'happiness' as a by-product."

"People only see what they want to see and hear what they want to hear."

"The big teacher also said something similar..."

Of course, it's not just the big teacher, many people have said lines with similar meanings.

"It's normal for you to disagree, after all, this is the 'rule of exceptions to the majority'."

"Uh... did you mention that there is a meme about the Monogatari series?"

"No, I'm just emphasizing the 'rightness of the minority' to your Excellency. Of course...Your Excellency should also learn more about how powerful the 'minority' is."

The man waved his hand again, and he could see the wat board draw a half-moon trajectory in the air, turning the bridge under Jiuye's feet into a flat boat.

This scene reminded Jiuye of "Alice's Adventure through the Looking-Glass", and now it is "Lin Jiuye's Proposal in the Sky City", which doesn't rhyme at all...

"Does your Excellency know that in the human race, right-handers are the majority, and left-handers are a 'minority', and this minority is stronger in mathematics, visual perspective, and spatial abilities, and is also stronger than right-handers in sports At the same time, space art is also excellent, with unique insights on different issues, and more than that... right-handed people do things with their left hands, which is much more difficult than left-handed people trying to do things with their right hands.”

He means……

"The left-handers of the minority may be a kind of slightly evolved human beings. Aren't their advantages just to make up for some of the shortcomings of human beings? For this reason, I recommend that you set up a 'Left-Handed Cult' in the apartment, so that you can absorb There are a lot of talents.”

"I don't deny that 'left-handed people have many advantages', after all, it is the result of scientific research, but 'the correctness and excellence of the minority' is not a reason to deny the 'majority', the world will continue to develop just because it is incomplete. "

"I see, Your Excellency is the kind of person who can say the line 'Because there is darkness, there is light'."

"Isn't it right?"

"Of course not, let me tell you in a more simple way; there are two girls on the ring, the girl on the left is wearing a black bikini, and the girl on the right..."

"Wait, you're too commonplace."

"Is it better to be a man?"

Neither male nor female is right, because the problem is not there!

"Anyway, let me continue...the boys and girls in the ring are wearing black and white bikinis..."

"What the hell is that scene?"

"They started fighting, who do you think will win??"

"Eh... a pervert who is obviously a man but wears a bikini?"

After all, under normal circumstances, men are stronger than women.

"Before that, I must correct you, whether it is the human world or the world of alien races, there is no rule that men cannot wear bikinis. Guys with such thoughts should wear bikinis to apologize."

This guy... is he denying the common sense of human society?

"But from a common sense point of view, men are not allowed to wear bikinis in the first place, and even if they were allowed to wear them, I don't think anyone would wear them."

"Do you know 'Shen Nong'?"

"of course."

"Because of the first attempt, I know the effect of Baicao, so we can deduce from this that the person who said 'men should not wear bikinis' must be a guy who has worn it or seen the actual situation with his own eyes."

There is indeed that possibility.

"After all, isn't the 'common sense' that you speak of defined by humans? Maybe the men who say 'men can't wear bikinis' are just because they want to wear them?"

"........."

It must be a woman who makes that opinion!

Speaking of...

Jiuye watched the boat continue to slide downstream, his eyes panned to the surroundings, he looked at it for a while, and then said

"I heard that the difference in men's and women's clothing is actually a conspiracy of businessmen, because if you distinguish between men's and women's clothing, you can make money on both sides. If you don't make a distinction, the similar business transactions will be reduced by 50.00%."

"That's right...According to your Excellency, assuming that one of the two conditions of 'women wear men's clothes' or 'men wear women's clothes' can be met, those capitalist businessmen can be severely hit, and the number of users facing the whole world can be increased." The right to speak for the world's commodities!"

"From this point of view, uniform men's clothing or uniform women's clothing is simply a way to change the world..."

The horn should be blown so that women can be all men, or men can be all women.

The boat stopped at this moment and landed automatically. Jiuye landed with the other side, and found that he had come to a rather majestic hall entrance.

"Is it time to end?"

Jiu Ye walked around again, and the man who accompanied him lowered his head slightly.

"The test for Your Excellency is over."

Before the words fell, there were changes in the surroundings, and many shadows could be seen leaving from four directions: east, south, north, and west.