Dimensional Apartment Manager

It shouldn't be a problem for Gucheng and the others to climb outside, that is to say, there is no need for Jiuye to procrastinate.

Rolling up the tattered sleeve of his right hand, Jiu Ye replayed Saitama-sensei's punching posture in his mind, and he finally found that he couldn't do the punching style of Saitama-sensei so easily.

"It's coming!!!"

Because you have to do your best to kill the enemy accurately, Jiuye intends to use all his strength, which is a strange kind of caution.

Jiuye's right hand swung out under the voice, and the monster rushed over from the front without fear.

The right hand clenched into a fist hit the monster pounced on Jiuye with an uppercut, so Jiuye first felt the release of that power, and then the power began to expand, and the strong impact shattered the monster's skin, piercing through smashed the monster's body, but the shock didn't end there, but continued to spread with terrifying destructive power.

Boom boom!Boom! ! !The wall behind the monster shattered, the steel bars were twisted, the water pipes were disconnected, and the large hole that continued to spread continued to move forward, followed by devouring and destruction.

On the front of Jiuye, a huge artificial cave appeared, and the unsupported foundation on the top began to collapse.

Pacha, Jiuye saw cracks in his clothes, and then, as if concentrated by the magic of exploding clothes, the clothes on the right side of his upper body burst instantly...

"It seems...a bit too much."

This is not the 'routine' plot that Jiuye imagined...

Updating for the world of Meow!

Chapter 40 My name is Jiu Ye and I am normal...

[You seem to have made a big news over there?right?If I'm right, you're probably taking it too seriously, right?It’s just that it’s a bit wrong to say that. From my research on you, you’ve been very obsessed with strange things since you were a child... For example, it’s like rejecting the request of a beautiful girl who shakes M. , You can obviously take advantage of it at certain times, but at that time you won't take advantage of it, almost making people mistake you for being gay. 】

[You are the gay, and your whole family is gay!Originally, you were still traveling, why did you call me?Now I have a very important thing to do.And I'm not serious, but whether I do things or take advantage, I have my own criteria, if this criterion can satisfy everyone... No, if it satisfies most people, I think it is correct. 】

[Do you identify yourself through others?There are pros and cons to this approach!But wait, are you talking to me, the Creator God, Lord God, the best Lord God in the audience?Be careful, I will kill you with the dragon god's sword!Like the fortress said. 】

[Miss Lord God, have you been playing strange games recently? 】

[No, it’s just that I occasionally touched a certain game as a pastime, do you want to hack it?All my heroes are thieves! 】

......... This main god is almost a waste main god.

[I'm not very interested in online games, because I still have to spend time practicing skills, even if I practice well, I don't necessarily win the game; so I personally prefer stand-alone games, even if I can't handle the enemy, a modifier will come , although there will be a corresponding loss of some sense of accomplishment, but it is much better than continuously encountering unpleasant things in the Internet. 】

[Hmph, evil stand-alone party!You humans are really strange creatures, you always like to be divided into two parties on something; isn't it the saying that 'big breasts make hugs warmer, and small breasts make hugs no distance'?Just like this, it's good to understand each other. 】

Jiu Ye felt that the person he was talking to was not the main god at all, but a character who stayed at home every day and 'read many books'.

[Okay, after talking so much, can you get straight to the point?I'm very busy now, unlike the irresponsible Lord God who wanders around. 】

【oh oh?What's the big deal?tell me the story. 】

[Go and let the legal loli preach. 】

【...Wait, is that an important thing?Being preached by a legal loli is not important, but a shame! 】

It seems that some differences have arisen between the two, and of course Jiuye has no intention of arguing with the main god, because it will only waste his time.

However, as Jiuye said before, Jiuye is indeed looking for a legal loli, and then he was preached. After all, Jiuye destroyed the entire subsidiary of Jiuxumu Happy Enterprise with one punch during the battle to help Gucheng and the others. , while the destruction even spread to the nearest port...

【The reason I called you is not because I have something important to inform you. 】

Hisuha pressed the button to hang up the phone, then took Yoshino's hand and walked towards Nazuki-chan's office.

Didi!Didi!After a second, Jiuye's phone vibrated with the ringtone.

The impatient Jiuye pressed the answer button again, and the voice of the main god sounded inside, which is also a matter of course, because the tone was somewhat dissatisfied.

【Hey Hey hey!He actually hung up the phone of the Lord God directly!How can it be repaired!Unreasonable!I won't send you a selfie next time! 】

[Go to hell, bastard!The last selfie sent to me was full of wriggling bugs and organs and rotting corpses!A pervert with heavy taste! 】

[That was an accident. You also know that those guys in Cthulhu are all the same. They shout every day to maintain their skin or something. The sarcoids, worms and tentacles all over the body can't be maintained at all. 】

[Did you send me selfies in that place, but why is there no figure of you, the Lord God? ? 】

【I'm invisible. 】

【………】

This mentally handicapped person posted a selfie even though he was invisible?

[Okay, let’s get down to business, how is your situation?Are there any problems in the apartment? 】

【This...】

Jiuye thought about it and came to the best conclusion.

[After the pervert who often posted H pictures in the apartment forum disappeared, the entire forum has become much cleaner, and you can communicate normally. This is a change in the apartment, and the others... seem to be operating as usual. 】

[Which pervert posted H pictures in the apartment forum? ! 】

[Isn't it you! 】

It seems that the main god's head is not working well.

But Jiuye is very clear that this main god is not a stupid guy, and its actions have a certain meaning; this is the experience and lessons learned from spending time with this nonsensical main god.

To put it another way - the main god who plays a strange role has actually been observing everything and maintaining order in secret.

[I am still in another plane now, if you have any problems, you can find someone else, it is not impossible to send me an email, but it will be very troublesome, I am too lazy to move between planes . 】

[I don't think you need to appear on stage now, because I can solve any problems. If you didn't cheat my skill points a few times ago, it would be easier to solve them. 】

【Ahaha, but because of this, you understand that now?My landlord~]

【What's the meaning? 】

[It's very simple, that is, the interests in your eyes are not necessarily the interests in the hearts of others. To put it bluntly, when you get along with others, don't fully express your inner thoughts. The only one who can understand yourself is yourself. 】

[What kind of saying is that? I think Bole still exists in this world. 】

[That's right, your thinking is also right, I'm just reminding you; in my opinion, Jiuye, you are actually a person who is easy to lose, you always like to work hard in strange places, Then you give up in strange places, and your pursuit and your ideas occasionally deviate, just like a pervert. 】

... This guy really likes to talk nonsense.

[Don't use pervert as a catchphrase to describe me. 】

[Okay, let's stop here today, I will contact you when I'm free. 】

【I see. 】

[A photo of a swimsuit is attached. 】

【Fuck? ! 】

Jiuye looked surprised, and Yoshino who was on the side wanted to take a look, but Jiuye immediately closed the phone.

"It's nothing, Yoshino."

So the two arrived at the door of Na Yuechan's office.

"I'm Kuba."

Jiu Ye who knocked on the door said so.

"I called the police."

"I'm normal!!!"

There are always people who want to call the police! ! ! !

Chapter 41 Stupid, cleaning, in summer

Just like "The age of the women I like is 7 to 12 years old, the lower limit can be changed, but it will never be raised ~ lolicon is not a disease, but a way of life!" Like this kind of lolicon speech, Jiuye, who is not considered a lolicon, also has his own creed; and just like "Only the bottom people can see how dark the world is." Like the standard speech of this kind of great teacher, Jiu Ye has been working hard to become a person who can see the light, that is, Xian Chong...

So here comes the question, what do you usually think of when you mention summer?If you think of computers, coffee, and home delivery, then it’s time to change your lifestyle as a home security officer. You must know that the world is big, and it’s okay to take off your clothes and go out for a walk.

This is the end of the joke, let's change my mind. If it comes to summer, swimsuits, love, and beautiful girls must be the most ideal situation!Of course, it can also be changed to the sea, the police, or Lolicon, but that kind of scenery looks somewhat subtle at first glance...

At this moment, the summer is halfway through, and the most ideal situation mentioned by Jiuye has been successfully achieved today!There are swimsuits and beautiful girls!

"It's so hot... After all, why did you ask us to clean the swimming pool? Aren't the school's playground, gymnasium, and some buildings destroyed? Even if we are asked to help, we should help those staff rebuild the academy, right?"

"Don't complain, Gu Cheng, it's probably because the teacher didn't want us to cause trouble for those staff, and then let us have work to do, so he let us clean the unaffected swimming pool."

"Wait, I think Mr. Jiuye must be responsible for destroying that company and destroying the nearby port..."

"I think it's about as good as Gu Cheng's classmate in terms of destruction."

"At least it's [-]-[-]."

By the swimming pool of the private Saikai Academy, wearing a short-sleeved sportswear and a hood, Kojou looked tired, and he looked listless when exposed to the sun.

Completely different from Gucheng, Jiuye in swimming trunks is full of energy. At this time, he must use all his energy to complete this task! ! !As for the reason...hehehe.

Speaking of which, Jiu Ye was assigned this task of cleaning the pool after being reprimanded and lectured by Na Yuechan before. He still remembers Na Yuechan yelling in an angry tone, 'Stupid guy!You are asked to help, not to cause havoc!Do you know the amount of compensation and reconstruction?Even using monsters and demons as an excuse, it's hard to deal with all of them!In addition, the guy in the ancient city also summoned beasts underground! ! '.

To put it simply, in order for several people to make compensation, many tasks were arranged, the first of which was to clean the pool of the academy, and then to deal with the monsters in the suburbs, go to the pier to investigate the follow-up of the incident, and so on.

In fact, Jiuye has completed the task now, and there is no need to obey Na Yuechan's arrangement at all, but in order to get closer and take a look at the swimsuits of the heroines, he chose to continue to follow Na Yuechan's arrangement.

"Don't be so frustrated. Whether it's Asagi-san, Yukina-san, Nagisa-chan, or the helper I called over, it can definitely be done easily, maybe you can even swim or something."

Of course, it's impossible to paint a pool with washable paint, and getting the wrong paint can be a pretty bad thing...!

"The helper that Mr. Jiuye called? Wait... Mr. Jiuye must have called all those children over, right?"

"It's not like I called them here. They are all willing to help. As I said before, there may be a chance to swim in the cleaned swimming pool, so they are very interested."

"Clean up..."

Gu Cheng let out a heavy sigh, and he looked at the swimming pool in front of him; it was true that the place was not affected by the demon riots, but there were still a lot of debris, gasoline, and dust flying into the swimming pool, and it was not that simple to clean it up immediately.

"How long will it take...and the weather...why is it so good?"

Jiuye feels that the ancient city in front of him is like a zombie walk, so there is no difference between a true ancestor vampire and an undead zombie?

Holding a broom and mop in his hand, and with a small bucket hanging around his neck, Jiu Ye sighed, and then patted Kojou's shoulders, which supported his upper body by the handle of the mop.

"Gucheng classmate, as a man, don't you have any interest in girls' swimsuits?"

Jiuye keeps repeating many pictures of GAL GAME in his heart. Now Jiuye intends to play the role of relative and friend of the protagonist in GAL GAME, just like Haruhara Hinata, but Jiuye is not pure enough to be a real assisting role.

"Mr. Jiuye really enjoys this aspect... But I also know that Mr. Jiuye is not very interested in this, right?"

"What's the meaning……"

"I don't know, whether it's pure intuition or something else."

Gu Cheng gave up the strange posture of supporting his upper body with a mop, and yawned, he looked at Jiu Ye, and said lazily

"Mr. Jiu Ye is trying to play a qualified role, which is probably the feeling... He is very passionate about things he likes, and he hates things he doesn't like, but there are very few guys who can express their emotions like this... "

Gu Cheng seemed to search for similar people in his mind, but found that there was no one.

"Among the people I know...whether it's Asagi, Himeragi, or Natsuki-chan, they haven't expressed their thoughts as directly as Mr. Kuba...so I wonder if this is a fake. "

"Oh, oh, I'm not those girls and experienced fake lolita, as a man, I have to behave like a man."

"That's why Himeiragi and Nazuki-chan, by the way, and Asagi and the others will subconsciously call the police when they see Mr. Kuba?"

"Don't talk nonsense! That's just a joke! Why do you know?!"

Facing what Gucheng said, Jiuye tried to improve his image with the hero.

Please note that this is not to gain Gucheng's favor, but because Gucheng might talk about his own advantages to those women at some point, such as 'seriousness' and 'efficiency'.

"Because I heard it from Nagisa, so Nagisa also knows."

"It's really bad..."

"This..."

Gucheng unexpectedly pulled out his energy, and patted Jiuye's shoulder with his hand in reverse.

"Don't be frustrated, Mr. Jiuye... Anyway, calling the police is just for fun, and you won't really call the police."

"..."

At least say 'try to make them not call the police'!When did it become a matter of course for a girl to call the police first when she saw her?

For the sake of meow's good world, Wang Shang... poof!