Dimensional Apartment Manager

If I had to give a realistic example...

For example, Jiu Ye got up very early today, and cleaned some dirty floors of the Dimension Apartment after breakfast. This is a very diligent start of the day!It's not lazy at all, but basically it will end with the crazy third lady breaking into her room, and the skeleton female knight secretly burying the bug...

Even if Jiuye wakes up in a rather lazy way, cleans in a rather lazy way, and doesn't have a fulfilling day, he will still be troubled by these problems in the end, and it can't stop Kuang San or the skeleton female knight; The way of charging now is a bit too strange.

Of course, this example may make people confused, so let's use a more gentlemanly and clear example to illustrate Jiuye's own thoughts.

To put it simply, it is the same as watching pure love and watching NTR. The process cannot determine the final result, unless something quite unexpected happens; for example, seeing half of the younger sister Found something... Wait, that seems to be the plot of the book so it doesn't count...

All in all, the end of Jiuye's day is when he wakes up. At this time, he must focus on dealing with various problems in the Dimensional Apartment.

Although the Dimensional Apartment is usually very quiet and peaceful, there are actually some quarrels; once Jiuye saw a fool who called himself a mad scientist quarrel with a vampire, while the mad scientist said that he needed the vampire's urine The vampire on the other side said 'QNMD', but fortunately Mr. Saitama just happened to pass by at that time and smashed the vampire who was about to attack the mad scientist into pieces to end the incident (vampires can regenerate themselves), thanks to this Jiu Ye went to buy a large amount of non-human blood for several days in a row and gave it to the vampire who was smashed by Saitama teacher to replenish the energy he consumed, and then let the other party calm down.

Of course, occasionally there will be some interesting events, such as Mr. Yato and Mr. Rinya chatting in the atrium; of course, that is just a CV stalk that Jiuye can think of. For them in different planes, There is nothing to do with it at all.

The Dimensional Apartment gathers various characters and creatures from other worlds. It is indeed difficult for humans, monsters, and non-creatures with different values ​​to live in peace. Therefore, the position of Jiuye as an administrator is somewhat similar to a 'peace messenger'.

Although Jiuye has never eaten the fruit of face, it is still understandable to say to the residents, "Don't be angry for my sake", and everyone is quite kind.

However, the Dimensional Apartment is not as perfect as imagined. There are also some evil characters pulled in by the main god from other planes to live in it. The Demon King in the reference room is one of them, so Jiuye rarely comes into contact with such apartment residents.

Having said so much, the beginning of Jiuye's day means the beginning of a bumpy road, especially at the end of the day, you must tighten your nerves to prevent being suddenly attacked...

Opening his eyes, Jiuye didn't see the strange ceiling when he woke up from sleep; he didn't find that he was a woman when he touched his chest with his hand; No hugs by Lolita; no traces of being kissed on the body; no marks of being bitten on the arms; no head buried in someone's career line; no cute young girls broke into the room; and no beautiful girls slept By my own bed; it's a normal day...

"No, this shit is not normal..."

Because the relationship is too normal, Jiuye feels a little abnormal.

Think about it, if someone started seeing a girl, a cute boy(?) every time he woke up for a month, and then suddenly it didn't happen anymore. How about it?That's right, you will feel a gradual sense of disobedience.

"Forget it...don't care about him..."

As a man with strong adaptability, Jiu Ye didn't care about these details.

He got off the bed, took off the pajamas on his body, and then stood in front of the mirror and looked at the not so strong figure.

"I remember teaching that dragon loli aerobics and bodybuilding postures..."

Jiuye suddenly remembered this matter. After all, he had done morning exercises with Shumi Erya before, but he gave up in the end...

At this moment, Jiuye, who had taken off his pajamas and was naked, took a bodybuilding pose, but because of the ugly relationship, he immediately returned to his normal self.

"Ahhh!!!"

The morning in the Dimensional Apartment was a bit cold, and the naked Jiuye sneezed.

"I hope that idiot Shumi Erya won't be like me."

After all, Jiuye walked towards the bathroom, he carefully pushed open the door of the bathroom, and then ran inside.

If it was placed in the past, there is a certain chance that the incident of the female skeleton knight secretly soaking in the bathtub can be triggered. Of course, Jiuye is not interested in the body of the skeleton.

"Hey!!"

Jiuye then ran to the living room. If it was a few days ago, there would be a certain chance that the mad third lady would drop a strange liquid into her teacup, and Jiuye would choose to change the cup immediately.

"Looks like there's no one there."

Jiu Ye let out a heavy sigh, not expecting it at all, he ran to the room to get dressed, and then started to make breakfast with the dishes that were about to break down. On the way, he received a text message from the main god.

"Should I inform Shumi Erya? The 'Dimen Trial'? Forget it, we'll have to wait anyway."

Jiuye looked at his overcooked breakfast, and when everything was ready, he opened the door and walked out.

ah!I don't know if it's luck, or a prank from heaven, but the characters that are usually easy to see have just passed in front of my house.

"Jiuye, are you going to play games this morning?"

"Have you eaten breakfast?"

"No des."

"That's just right."

Anyway, it doesn't matter if there is an extra girl with animal ears, but Yoshino, who was staying at the side, said that he didn't eat either. Jiuye suddenly came to his senses, and he almost forgot about this lovely elf lady, because she ran to Izuna's room to play...

Then came Miss Kuangsan and the second-year madman who became Miss Kuangsan's younger brother for some reason. I heard that the second-year-sick maniac is practicing with the normal Kuangsan recently. I hope it's not a strange practice. .

"Miss Himeragi over there! Do you want to have breakfast together?"

"is it okay?"

"no problem."

That's right... Himeira glanced at the animal-eared girl next to Jiuye, perhaps thinking of the scene where Nagisa went to stroke Izuna's ears and tail, and couldn't help but become interested.

After finishing one thing, Jiu Ye walked towards Shumi Erya's room, but it turned out that Shumi Erya came out wrapped in a quilt.

"...Shumi Erya, what are you doing wrapped up in a quilt?"

"Wrapped in a quilt is not considered clothing."

"What do you mean?"

"Secret."

Shumi Erya looked at Jiuye whose thigh was tightly hugged by Miss Zombie and said so.

"Let's go then."

Although he didn't care, Jiuye still wanted to figure out the reason.

So while kicking away the zombie girl who was hugging him, Jiuye, who was thinking why Shumi Erya would be wrapped in a quilt, told the content of the text message sent to him from the main god.

"Don't you have a mobile phone? The Lord God contacted me on the phone before, saying that your parents were looking for you, although I don't know how the Lord God was contacted by your parents... It seems to be about the 'Dimen Trial' topic."

"what?"

After hearing these words, Shumi Erya showed an expression of disbelief, and the quilt wrapped around her body fell down.

"Hey! Wait! Shumi Erya, your quilt!!"

"Mr. Jiuye...that..."

Jiuye finally understood that the quilt that Shumi Erya was wrapped in was completely naked.

The slender waist, fair skin, small figure, lovely appearance, delicate skin glowing in the sun, that cute tail that wants to be rubbed, everything makes Jiuye... Wait...

"You put... um! Wait, you...!"

Before Jiuba could observe carefully, the two girls who followed had already taken action. They were Tokisaki Kurumi and Himeragi Yukina.

Perhaps sensing the aura of Kurumi and Himeira, the zombie girl who was holding Jiu Ye's thigh ran away, what an ungrateful guy!Jiuye made such a verdict on this zombie girl in his heart.

Why did it become like this... I met Fuli for the first time in the morning.There are lucky events that can enrich the day.Two happy events coincide.And these two happiness can bring more happiness to oneself.What I got was supposed to be like a dream in the future... But, why did it become like this...

Jiuye wanted to explain, but his words were not very coherent, and he had already been hit by the attack.

"I came first."

"Mr. Jiuye is even more lustful than Senior Gucheng!"

With the lines spoken by the two girls, the beginning of Jiuye's day also ends...

Thanks to this, Jiuye has to get used to this way of ending, because being beaten by a beautiful girl is also a little fun; of course, Jiuye is not shaking M, he wants to be a place to beat people, but if he hits the opponent's chest In reality, she will only be regarded as a pervert... This world is really unfair.

Chapter 1 Miss God Says

Before looking for Shumi Erya, Jiuye ran to the bathroom. The water that had been boiled had reached a suitable temperature, so Jiuye started to take a bath in the morning.

[You should have received the message I sent you earlier, right?If you don't receive it, I can send it to you again. 】

【You idiot Lord God, if you mean the 'I took a photo with Cthulhu sauce' that was sent to me a day ago! ', I have completely deleted the photos, they are really hot eyes!If you want me to swear, I'll fuck you up as a DJ! ! 】

【Hmm, should the 'swear words' in your mouth be called subculture?Although I am not a fried chicken to understand your human culture, but I have also studied it!Don't think I don't know what you mean by those words.Also, assuming I'm really a DJ, would you really dare to fuck me? 】

[How do I know, I just made fun of the situation just now, there is no need to continue the topic, after all, grass DJ is just a meme. 】

【well? !You just say this when people take off their pants, coward. 】

MD, fuck you next time... Jiuye said as if venting in his heart, he didn't say it directly, because if he said it directly, it would only make the main god drag the topic further and further away.

What Jiuye has to say is that the main god has a very powerful talent in taking off topics. He can always let you follow her topics inadvertently, and then gradually deviate from the original most important topic, wasting a lot of time. It is simply crooked !

It would be fine if dialogues were used to enrich the characters and promote the plot like in the "Monogatari Series", but in Jiuye's view, most of the main god's topics and speeches are nonsense.

It is neither useful nor interesting nonsense, but equivalent to scumbag nonsense, so Jiu Ye decided to get straight to the point every time he talked with the main god, and went straight to Huanglong.

[Speaking of Jiuye, do you know?In fact, some of the boys want to be girls, and some of the girls want to be boys. 】

[Fuck, is it true?But if you think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing wrong...]

Assuming that a boy becomes a girl, it is impossible to find another boy to trade with... In the same way, when a girl becomes a boy, she will not find a girl to trade with, but Find a male.

Jiu Ye thinks that this world is really wonderful and omnipresent; in the face of such a situation, you can neither deny nor affirm; the other party is right or wrong, making people in a dilemma, it can be said to be "Schrödinger's choice".

Wait, wait, Jiuye is thinking about a question while holding the phone on his left shoulder, is he being rhythmized by the main god?Obviously what you want to say is not this, right?

Although Jiuye has a certain interest in "some boys want to become girls and girls, and some girls want to become boys and girls", but it is not talking about it at this time.

Raising his head, Jiu Ye looked at the time displayed on the wall clock in the kitchen. It was ten o'clock in the morning, and it was also Jiu Ye, Tokisaki Kurumi (secondary version), Tokizaki Kurumi (normal version), Miss Himeragi, and Izumi. One hour after Tsuna, Yoshino, Shumi Erya, and the zombie girl had breakfast; Jiu Ye, who was washing dishes, received a call (harassment) from the main god.

To be reasonable, if it was possible to block this guy's phone call, Jiuye would have blocked it long ago; but the main god's phone has no number and no place to belong.

No, occasionally it will show strange things like [Phone number: 233333333] [Location: Under the bed of Jiuye's bedroom] like a prank...

Jiuye, who was still on the way to wash the dishes, remembered the strange behavior and expression of Shumi Aryana that she had seen before. Even if there was his favorite meat, she didn't eat much.

All of this started after the main god sent him a text message, and then he told Shumi Erya the content of the text message. Jiuye recalled such details and slowly pieced them together.

[Could it be because of the text message you sent you this morning? 】

[That's right, it's the MMS message that I was attacked by many tentacles. 】

[Is there?Anyway, when I saw a strange title, I deleted it directly, and the normal title would be opened for browsing. 】

[What an exaggerated guy!But as you said, the reason I called is to confirm whether you have told the dragon loli about the contents of the text message. 】

Jiu Ye began to wipe the washed dishes, and then continued to answer the main god's questions

[It's been done, but when I told Humi Erya, she was stunned for a moment as if she was in trouble; it was like I went to school and saw my classmates talking about yesterday's test results, and I It is to ask them 'Did you take the test yesterday? 'Same... Of course the most pitiful one should be the one next door who asked me 'was mathematics yesterday? !Not English? ' Guys now. 】

【Hmm, it seems that your student days, Jiuye, were not very peaceful. 】

That's right, except for the university that Jiuye went to before, it can be said that he was very unlucky in elementary school, junior high school, and high school, and was always involved in trouble; but fortunately, Jiuye has special escape skills and rarely encounters desperate situation.

[Do you want to know the reason for that dragon loli's blank expression? 】

【If you tell me it's okay. 】

【Actually, it was because she wanted the tentacle...】

[I'm going to hang up. 】

【Wait!Kidding!Obviously tentacles and loli are also a perfect match, so it was said on TV. 】

[It's rainy day and chocolate bar. 】

[Yes!It's rainy days and chocolate! ! 】

This idiot Lord God, what is it that makes her regard rainy days as tentacles and chocolate as dragon loli.

【Actually, the reason is very simple, that is, his family, that is, his parents who live in another plane, asked her to go back to meet the fiancé. As for the trial, it is a bit troublesome to explain. 】

[Fiancée... the feeling of baby marriage? 】

[Yes, how is it?Do you have an idea to help her solve the problem? 】

【No. 】

Jiuye knows how powerful Shumi Erya is, so his parents must be even more concerned. If Jiuye takes Shumi Erya to tell her parents, 'It's wrong to marry a baby!Marry to be free! 'If this is the case, it will definitely be killed...in the physical sense.

Jiuye will not look for boredom, and will do what he can, if he can't do it, he can't do it.

【You actually gave up a loli! ! 】

【What's your surprised tone like? 】

[Really not helping? 】

[It's almost like that. 】

And Shumi Erya didn't ask herself to help, so Jiuye had no reason to act.

[Well, let me say the last sentence. 】