Dimensional Apartment Manager

"Brother is really careless, don't be so careless, the world is very dangerous at any time; the master said that if you want to protect yourself, you must first learn to observe! Deal with all kinds of dangers skillfully! Come, come, I am from Moonfire The disinfectant and bandages you got there, let me treat your wound gently."

"Who do you think did it... Pretending to be a nice guy."

Originally, Jiuye planned to go directly back to Araragi's room. After all, talking to Huorian here is a waste of time, but because of her idea of ​​"wanting to be a good sister who takes care of her brother", Jiuye had to temporarily Stay in the living room and let Huo Lian deal with the wound.

Wounds are actually bruises and abrasions; originally Kuba thought that Araragi's vampire-like body would recover quickly, but even after 3 minutes, the wound did not have any obvious rapid self-healing .

Since there is no quick self-healing, does it mean that the connection between this body and Oshino Shinobu is broken?No, it would look more like a vampire if it were broken.In other words, it is not broken, but simply does not exist, right?

The family contract between Oshino Shinobu and Aliangliang Muli may be understood as a soul contract. At the moment when Aliangliang Muli's soul is swapped with Jiuye, the contract is therefore invalid.

This is not a good thing for Jiuye, because relying on Araragi's vampire body can do many things, but if it is just an ordinary body...

"Oh, my brother's wound is really gorgeous. It's the glory of a man to rub it on the smooth ground. My brother must be very happy just now like a rag."

"Not happy! And what kind of glory is that, these so-called wounds were all caused by a fool for no reason."

"In order to wake up my brother and have a good day, as a younger sister, I have a reason to use the magic that wakes up my brother!"

"Are you a magical girl from the physics department..."

While Jiuye complained about Huorian, he entered the next period of thinking TIME.

Jiu Ye, who exchanged his soul with Aliangliang wooden calendar, cannot use the "ability" of Aliangliang wooden calendar, so can he use his own ability?This is a pretty important question, if not usable...

The inability to use the ability will prove that the skills you have are imprinted on the two levels of 'body' and 'soul'. Only when the two overlap, can you use the skills you have learned normally.

Guessing is guessing, adhering to the idea that 'practice is the only criterion for testing truth', Jiu Ye immediately decided to use Araragi Hirei as the first experimental subject, which is the first time with Horen.

Of course, after the experiment was over, I parted ways with this idiot sister character. After all, Jiuye didn't want to have a fierce debate with Huorian; so when Huorian put the third band-aid on his face, Jiuye Ye turned around.

"Oh! Don't turn around suddenly, brother, I will stick a band-aid deep into your heart if you are not careful!~"

"It's just an ordinary band-aid, how can it stick to the depths of my heart."

"Really, as long as there is love! Just cut open the chest and stick it on the surface of the heart! I will take responsibility."

"Does it mean to take on the responsibility of praying in the mourning hall?! What do you want to do to your brother?"

Jiu Ye is complaining on behalf of Araragi Muli. Although the relationship between their siblings is good, it is quite delicate in other respects.

"Okay, okay, let's not mention the topic of making my brother a slave for now, I always feel that my brother today is a bit strange."

Huo Lian, who was touching his chin with his right hand, put the remaining unused medical items into the box with his left hand, and finally posed as a thinker on purpose.

"No, no, I am still myself, and I can only be myself. At the same time, we have never talked about being your slave. I can be sure of this."

"Well...forget it, because I was too worried about my brother's relationship, I forgot to take a shower and change clothes, and my whole body is soaked in sweat! The water that was boiled before going out should be usable~"

"Wait, Huo Lian, didn't you go out with Yuehuo? Why did you come back early, where is that guy Yuehuo?"

"We just went out together, with different purposes, so we didn't agree to come back together; why does my brother think that? Does it have to have the same purpose if we are together? When I went to the street with my brother, he never said that we would Let's go to the bathroom together."

"So that's it, I understand, you go take a bath first."

It seems that Aliangliang Muli's guess that his sisters will carry out "justice action" is a wrong guess. The relationship between them needs to be strengthened. Even if it will take away the sister's first kiss, he is really a lucky guy.

Although Jiu Ye wanted to use hypnosis, but there is no need for it now, he just needs to test whether he can use the red flame magic bullet when he is alone.

Seeing Huo Lian running to his room quickly, Jiuye thought about it, and decided to go back and talk to Aliangliang Muli first, wondering if he had finished his 'walk'.

Because of Huo Lian's return, the originally quiet house suddenly became lively, and the sound of her footsteps echoed in the corridors and stairs; only her voice was heard but no one was there, and it felt like there was a strange ghost in the house.

It has to be said that Huo Lian is very efficient in doing things. As soon as Jiuye walked to the stairs, he ran into Huo Lian who had already taken off his sports coat.

Holding some clothes, she tilted her head

"Brother, do you want to wash together too?"

no problem!Of course, it is impossible for Jiuye to answer this way. From the perspective of efficiency and results, taking a bath with Yuehuo does not have much effect, unless you can gain experience points and the like after taking a bath together.

Jiuye is not shy, most people have experienced bathing with the opposite sex since they were young, right?For example, when you are still being taken care of by your mother, but the objects are different, and it cannot be generalized.Anyway, if you have experience, Jiuye will encounter problems such as plural numbers when staying in the apartment.

"I reject."

Jiu Ye gave the answer, and Huo Lian ran downstairs cheering.

"Then the bathroom is mine alone!"

"You wait a moment."

"Hicc!!!"

"What kind of strange voice is that?"

Jiuye let go of Huoren's ponytail that she had grabbed just now, and she accidentally maintained her balance with one foot while her body fell backwards.

"What's the matter, brother, today's brother is not like a brother."

"I want to ask if you have taken anything from my room."

"What do you mean? Brother elements also count?"

"...It's not that kind of thing."

"Anyway, I don't have one. If Yuehuo would not take away my brother's things secretly, except for some notebooks that were found, we will not tamper with any items in my brother's room."

Jiu Ye couldn't help but start to sympathize with Arara Muli, having a younger sister is really a blessing and a curse.

"It's okay, you go take a shower."

"Ok."

Huo Lian ran to the bathroom patteringly, taking off the sweat-soaked clothes on the way, then wrapped them into a pile and prepared to throw them into the washing machine.

After returning to his 'own' room, Jiu Ye looked at the dialog box floating in midair, but there was no one on the other side of the screen, not even Izuna and Yoshino.

According to Izuna's exuberant curiosity, when he sees this display box, he would usually check it out, but this time he wasn't curious?

No, is it not because you are not interested, but because no one can see it except yourself and Aliangliang Muli?

Jiu Ye thinks that it is not impossible for him to guess correctly, because if the conversation between two people is seen by outsiders, it is indeed quite fast.

Looking at his own room displayed on the screen, although Jiu Ye wanted to shout, 'Aliangliang wooden calendar get out! ’, but it was an idiot to do that, so I chose to give up.

There's really no progress... Jiuye couldn't help but let out a heavy sigh, and then lay down on the bed.

What is that guy Aliangliang Kili doing?Shouldn't you be causing trouble?Just when Jiuye was guessing the protagonist's actions, he heard Huorian's voice from below.

"Big brother! Big brother! Araragi-san! There's no more hair conditioner in the bathroom!"

Since he didn't call himself, Jiuye chose to ignore it.

"Brother! Bring me some hair conditioner! Otherwise, I'll walk outside naked and stand on my head, saying that my brother forced me to do it!"

"........."

For the sake of Aliangliang Muli's reputation, Jiuye chose to help the big sister who stayed in the bathroom.

The hair conditioner was in their room, and Jiu Ye, who took this thing to the bathroom, successfully completed the task.

After taking a shower, Huo Lian put on a white vest, and Jiu Ye wandered around the living room again. What if Aliangliang Muli accidentally left important things here?

But it didn't... The result of blindness is often disappointing. Jiuye, who was confused, began to wonder if his approach was wrong from the beginning.

Expecting a solution at Araragi's house seems unlikely.

"pain……"

eh?

Jiuye heard the voice of Huo Lian walking towards the living room with a can of milk.

With a towel on her shoulders, she twisted her body and sat on the sofa beside her.

"Huolian, what's wrong?"

"My feet hurt a little."

"Don't you walk upside down..."

"Run over there and then walk back upside down!"

What a hardworking guy.

Jiuye walked to Yuehuo, and when he squatted down, he saw that the toenail of Huorian's right big toe showed signs of being turned over.

"Since I often run, it's better to give me toenails, or don't keep them so long."

"Yes, I understand, then leave it to my brother."

"I don't have nail clippers."

"Here it is."

Huo Lian took out a nail clipper from nowhere and handed it to Jiu Ye.

"please!"

"..."

This is definitely not the plot that Jiuye wanted.

While thinking about this, Jiuye got up and sat on the sofa next to Huo Lian, then lifted her white feet with abnormal strength like ordinary girls who obviously had no muscles, and placed them on her thighs .

"This is my first time, please be gentle."

"To shut up."

It's not brushing your teeth to play.

Volume [-] Lost Story. Chapter [-]: Fire Lian · Ignorance (Part [-])

It is a skill to cut other people's nails, because the person who cuts the nails does not know how much the person being cut wants to cut. Is it better to be longer or shorter?Even if they communicate with each other, there will be some differences due to different subjective consciousnesses, leading to different results; this is the same as helping people clean their ears, there is no essential difference, but it is more dangerous to clean people’s ears in comparison. There are challenges.

Trying to finish this 'work' quickly, Jiuye intends to go back to the room to see if the Aliangliang wooden calendar has finished walking, but Jiuye also knows not to be too impatient; The girl's eldest sister is neither her own sister nor her god-sister, but it would seem a bit irresponsible in case of a cut foot.

Now there are three people in the Araragi family, one is a girl named Araragi Fire, one is a body named Araragi, and the last one is a soul named Lin Jiuye... It seems that there is nothing wrong with it. The place.

Jiuye and Huo Lian sat on the same sofa, he talked as little as possible, in case this guy found out his flaws, he would be in trouble.

Wait a minute, not to mention the energetic big sister, what about the small sister of the military adviser who is called the 'Sister Huoyan'?Shouldn't he be able to easily pierce his disguise?

Jiuye discovered that the real danger was not Araragi Fire, but Araragi Tsukihi who had not returned home; therefore, Jiuye planned to try his best to create an image that fits the role of Araragi's brother, and devoted himself to To the work of clipping nails.

So, then, shall we start by licking Huoren's feet?How about a warm foot massage?

According to the routine, it is really possible for such a situation to happen, if it is Jun Jun... After all, he is also a player with considerable talent in the gentleman, but the joke is still a joke, so Jiuye believes that things will happen more troublesome.

At this time, Huorian on the other side wiped the water-stained hair with a towel like a normal person, and it seemed that he didn't dry his hair with a hair dryer just now.

Because Huo Lian was wearing hot pants and a vest, Jiuye didn't put his eyes on her, but focused on what he should do right now.

First, he gently held a toe of Huo Lian's left foot with his left hand, and then Jiuye began to approach the nail clippers held in his right hand. He planned to cut from the big toe, from big toe, this order is also quite reasonable.

For sports characters like Huo Lian, the toenails are too long to cause trouble, and it is no problem to cut them shorter.

"Huolian, let's start. If it hurts, remember to tell me first."

"It's okay, even if it hurts for the first time, I still have to give it to my brother! Let's do it wholeheartedly!"

Without complaining about the subtleties of the conversation, Jiuye began to use nail clippers to treat Huorian's toenails; the sharp nail clippers cut off part of the nails, and the crisp clicking sound was very loud in the room.

Jiuye has heard that men's beards grow faster the more they shave, but I don't know if the same is true for nails. Maybe the more often you cut them, the shorter the time it takes to grow back; in this way, in some respects, human beings are Even my own body hair is not as good as... even if the beard is shaved, it will grow again. Some guys will give up once they fail.

"Huh~ brother, if it's there... please slow down and be gentle, it's touching inside, yes, it hurts a bit."

"It's a big deal! Shut up now and carefully cut off a piece of your flesh."

"Really, brother, even if the meat on my feet is cut off, as long as my brother is still there, there will be no problems. Be my nourishment."

"Are you trying to become a vampire?"

Your brother experienced hell on earth when he became a vampire, Jiu Ye reminded in his heart.

"No, it's not a vampire, but a fire that uses magic!"

"In this case, don't you need magic power, why do you treat me as a nourishment?"

Jiuye cut off the nail of the other toe with a click, and then shifted the target to the next toe, which made Huo Lian tremble slightly.

"That's okay, every time I use the staff to stun my brother, I can use magic once!"

"Sure enough, it's still the physics department?!"

It seems that this big sister always likes to solve problems with fists and kicks, and the same is true for punishing evil and promoting good; if there is no Yuehuo by her side, it must be a pretty bad situation, which makes people unimaginable.