Dimensional Apartment Manager
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In fact, there are customs such as exposing chest, buttocks, armpits and so on when apologizing.
Of course, these are all in the gentleman's world, the outside world will only be regarded as a strange guy, and maybe he will be invited to drink tea in the bureau.
Anyway, the 'apology culture' has been changing, and society has been improving, and there are cases of progress towards very bad places along the way.
For example, "groundless rumor" has changed from a commendatory term to a derogatory term;
For example, "bear the brunt" has changed from a derogatory term to a serial number;
These are really bad.
However, as a melon eater, it is good to look at the above things, after all, one person cannot change the direction of society.
People like to pay attention to every move of celebrities, some guys think it's stupid, and even satirized, "You have to smell the poop of your celebrity to see if it smells good, right?" ';
On the other hand, it is also a practice to use celebrities as a motivation and spiritual support, and there is nothing wrong with it.
Jiuye, who interrupted his thinking, withdrew his consciousness and focused on the present.
"Actually, we human males will ride on each other's shoulders when we apologize. This is the most basic etiquette."
"Alas?! You human beings are too strange! You are too avant-garde!"
The feeling of being complained about by the stupid goddess is surprisingly good.
Jiuye was about to end the joke, but Aqua bit her lip and squatted down on the ground.
"Come on! I can still support a mere Jiuye! Don't underestimate the goddess!"
"What are you doing……"
"Of course I let you sit up!"
"Not so good, just now I just..."
"This goddess says one thing and one thing! Absolutely fulfill the promise!"
In fact, you just often have an offline IQ.
"Hey! Jiuye, hurry up! Don't whine like a bitch!"
"You went to the tavern and learned too much that you shouldn't have learned!"
Having no choice but to sit on Aqua's shoulder who used the uncle's voice.
Oh!Jiuye exclaimed in his heart, and then he was pushed up by Akuya with a somewhat ferocious expression.
"How about it!"
"The field of vision has become higher."
"Hmph! As the saying goes, stand tall and see far away! Let's try another time."
"Hey, we're not playing."
In order to maintain balance, Kuba grabbed the ring made of braided hair on Aqua's head with both hands.
"Wait, Jiuye! Don't hold on to his charm! You are very capable!"
"Okay! Okay! Don't move! Don't move!!!"
"Oh!!!!"
The two fell to the ground when they lost their balance.
Clap clap! !Akuya slapped the ground vigorously, only then did Jiuye realize that he had clamped her head with his feet... Isn't it usually the other way around?
"Excuse me, about the dungeon adventure, I have a duel with Darkness..."
The ones who opened the door were Megumin and Darkness who were going to change their clothes just now.
Megumin's speech was interrupted, and Darkness covered his chest with his hand while showing surprise and panting!
"Jiuye, I will go to see you in prison."
"Hey! Don't tell me!!!"
"It's okay not to tell! Then... blacker than black, darker than dark...!"
"Wait for me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"
I have to say, it is really cold to wear a skirt in winter...(°ー°〃)
Chapter 11 offers benefits to three teenage girls!
What is an adventurer?This question is the same as 'I think therefore I am'. In fact, 'I' is already an adventurer when I think about how to become an adventurer.
It's not because you are an adventurer that you are an adventurer, but because you are already an adventurer, you become an adventurer, and you get the identity of an adventurer.
Of course, I want to declare that this topic is completely different from the topic of 'You don't like cute boys, but you haven't met a cute boy you like'. It would be bad if it gets mixed up!
"Wow! Don't! Don't pull me! Be careful that I will add another crime of torturing the Crimson Demons to you when I report it!!"
Now as an adventurer, Jiuye's biggest enemies are neither monsters nor demon kings, but the goddess whose IQ is offline for many years, the loli magician who only has one effect, and the shaking M knight with almost zero hit rate.
Now, just like before, Hisuha caught Megumin who was trying to escape from the mansion.
But this time this guy planned to go to the town to report that he bullied his companions. He really thought that the prosecutor would take care of everything!Jiu Ye could not help but sigh.
"Listen well, Megumin, it was just an accident just now, I was actually practicing fighting monsters with Aqua."
"Liar! Akuya is obviously the high priest, how could she fight monsters in melee!"
"What are you talking about, idiot Huihui! As a Crimson Demon Clan genius and great magician, don't you know that legal professions will have physical output recently?!"
"Ahh?!"
Huihui couldn't understand what Jiuye was saying, but Darkness, who broke into the room together, tapped his left hand with his right hand, with a look of 'I understand, I understand'.
"Huihui, what Jiuye said is right, just like us crusaders, although our attack power is also very good, but the most important thing is our ability to resist blows! Next time, add points to defense power and recovery speed to compare Good!"
"It's only you!"
After denying Darkness's rhetoric, Jiuye didn't let others gag, but took the initiative to get the topic on the right track.
Before acting again, Jiuye still had one missing question to ask Akuya who was lying on the bed. The person concerned is still in a state of confusion, and it seems that he was 'seriously injured' by Jiuye's scissors.
Everyone surrounded the bed, Megumin and Darkness chose a place to stand or sit at random, while Jiu Ye patted Akua's cheek lightly.
"Master Goddess, Lady Goddess, are you awake yet? There is another question I forgot to ask you before, and I must figure it out now."
"A strange touch... My brain~ What happened just now? My consciousness seems to have been interrupted."
"This is also a common thing for the goddess! We have to talk about your previous loan issue now."
"Hurr~"
"Even if you make a strange noise, you can't get away with it. Didn't you borrow [-] million Alice from those merchants? Did they say how long it would take to pay it off? How much interest is there?"
It turned out to be this one!Aqua stood up from the bed immediately after hearing the content of Jiuba's question.
She looked down at the three people on the ground.
"Hey hey, you may not believe me when I tell you, that huge loan is free of interest!"
"Impossible, the interest of [-] million Alice is not a small amount, even the local nobles would not be so generous."
"Hmph, Darkness, listen to me; those people say that if you pay it off within ten days, there will be no interest, and after ten days, the interest will double, so, that... I thought that within ten days, I would definitely be able to pay off the debt." The elf resold it...so..."
Akuya's voice became smaller and smaller, the Goddess's special brain circuit seemed to make her realize what mistake she had made just now.
"""..."""
"Wait! You three, don't look at me with 'I'm hopeless!'! I'm doing it for the good of everyone! Because once you can resell it, you can earn [-] million Alice! No matter who it is They will all agree to each other!"
Unfortunately, only you will agree.
Alas... Jiuye patted his body with his hands to encourage himself.
"What do you two think?"
"I don't know much about borrowing money. I only know that the arrears cannot be blown up with explosion magic."
"The pressure of debts is exhilarating, but too much of it is terrible, and I'm going to be a debt slave! Huchi~huchi~"
Realizing that she had caused a catastrophe, Akua set her sights on Jiuha, then rubbed her hands and ran from the bed to Jiuha with an apologetic smile on her face.
"Mr. Jiuye, is the agreement between us still valid?"
"You are dismissed."
"I'm sorry wow!! I was really wrong!! I won't buy such an expensive elf next time!!! I'm really sorry!!"
"You fucking dare to buy cheap ones?!"
----
Adventure again!
After going through some planning in the mansion, everyone embarked on the road of adventure again.
Jiu Ye remembered that someone said that RPG adventure stories basically originated from "Dungeons and Dragons"; the creator of the latter completed the most classic story structure, that is——
- A story frame with wizards, orcs, sword magic and epic adventures.
Jiu Ye, who was walking on the street, believed that the current team configuration was quite reasonable.
Akuya can be the nanny; Darkness is in the front row; Jiuye himself and Huihui will output.
However, dreams are always beautiful, but reality is quite cruel. God knows what these girls are thinking.
As far as the cooperation between them is concerned, it is probably used as a bait for the giant frog... Then let Jiuye step forward to output, just like when Kazuma was there.
But Jiuye is very strong, this is not a FLAG, but a fact.
Jiuye's current strength is enough to beat all the monsters around the town of Axel, not to mention the full reflection and hypnosis skills.
"Do you want to learn some skills later?"
If the skills learned in this world can be brought back...
Jiuye must learn the two skills of 'Material Creation' and 'Sensory Paralysis'; the former doesn't have to worry about being naked after the clothes are destroyed, and the latter can directly shield the pain when dying in battle, and they are invincible together!
No, I have to explain everyone's division of labor again!Jiuye thought of this and quickly stopped.
"Listen up, everyone! After entering the dungeon, Akuya is in charge of dealing with the undead and treating them, Darkness is in charge of exploring ahead with me, and Huihui... just carry the bag for us, kids, to hold the spoils. "
"I feel strongly unfair!"
"I can't let you, a loli magician, use explosion magic in the dungeon, right? I'll take you outside to do it once at night!"
"You are the loli! Your whole family is loli! Don't think I'm useless! I'm going to be serious this time!"
Huihui behaved very positively, like a recruit who has just entered the battlefield and does not know the cruelty of the battlefield, which is often said that 'newborn calves are not afraid of tigers'.
Since Huihui was so active, Jiuye changed his speech just now.
"I underestimated you, wait for you to take the lead, and the three of us will follow you, the great magician."
"Woo... Your backpack looks very heavy, let me help you carry it."
With a helpless face, Huihui finally chose the job of carrying bags.
For some reason, Jiuye suddenly felt that it was very interesting to bully Huihui, so let's play with her again next time.
Seeing that Megumin was about to cry, Darkness patted her on the shoulder.
"Do you have any points? Listen to me, use the points on defense and recovery."
"No, go away!"
"I was scolded by Hui Hui!"
Shaking M Knight happily rolled aside after getting the 'reward'.
Watching everyone's interaction, Akuya grabbed Jiuye's clothes with a worried expression.
"Hey, is it really okay to take them with you? It's a bit unreliable."
"Thank you for daring to say that."
"This goddess is very important in this operation!"
"Even if you stick out your chest, you won't be much taller. Who do you think is the fault of us coming here to take risks?"
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