Dimensional Apartment Manager
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"It's so dirty! It's so dirty! Why does this goddess do such a thing! Jiuye, don't throw all the slime over here, can you? Don't you know how to be sympathetic and cherish jade at all?"
"It's okay, the slime is disgusting...but it's okay! Let the slime come more violently!!"
The reactions of Aqua and Darkness are completely different, but in summary——
They're all idiots.
"Finally it's the turn of the great magician to appear!!"
Since Jiuba, Aqua and the others gathered together, Megumin, who was still depressed just now, saw a good time to release the explosion magic, and immediately turned the pain into strength, and began to cast her favorite magic.
Jiu Ye, who was covered in mucus, picked up Aqua and Darkness, who were also covered in viscous liquid, and fled the scene before Megumin's explosion magic came.
"Wait! Don't take the opportunity to touch my breasts, please? You don't ask for money or beg me. There is no such thing as a free lunch!"
"It's so annoying! It's so annoying! Why are you so troublesome, goddess? You think you're amazing because you have a little talent? You're so stupid? It's far worse than Darkness, it's like the gap between a chicken and an eagle! If you are a steamed bun! Then Darkness's is a big cake!"
"Hey! Come on! Someone is sexual harassment! There is sexual harassment! That's right! It's the adventurer Jiuye who wore women's clothing and had sex!!!"
Aqua yelled loudly, while Darkness on the other side waved her hands and feet.
"Let go of me first! Why do you know my chest size, Jiu Ye!"
"You don't need to measure this kind of thing..."
"I can't get married! I've been defiled! Hey hey, I can't get married!"
"What about your cheerful tone? You'll take off your armor if you don't shut up!"
As soon as Jiuye threatened Darkness, Aqua on the right declared loudly
"In terms of size, this goddess is not at the bottom! Huihui is much younger than me!"
"...After all, it's Huihui..."
"With a great tone, it's clear that Hui Hui is much older than you."
"Hey! It's too much for Huihui to say that! Compared with a man like me! Of course hers are much bigger than men's! Flat is flat, but that's the proof of hope!"
Some people say that big breasts are full of hope, but in fact it is not true, small breasts are the kingly way to hope!
Darkness poked Kuye's abdomen while speaking for Megumi. He thought Darkness was playing a prank, but the crusader pointed at Megumin on the hill.
"Did Huihui change the direction of aiming? Why is it facing us?"
"WHAT?! Wait a minute! Wait a minute Megumin! Don't mess around! We are companions!!!"
A red flash appeared not far ahead, Huihui lowered the brim of her hat and whispered
"I will engrave your last words on the tombstone~"
Boom! ! !
Explosion magic burst out in the void! ! !
----
Joking should be done in moderation!
Jiuye, whose clothes had become extremely tattered, stood in his room. There was not much cloth left on his body, which could barely be used as a fig leaf.
Then, ignoring the other girls, he began to change his clothes.
"Fortunately, I threw them out in time, otherwise they would have been wiped out with my clothes."
"Then you are great..."
Megumin, who was lying weak on the bed, spoke slowly, still looking angry.
"We were wrong just now, so don't be angry."
"I'm not angry……"
Hui Hui moved her head aside, the child was indeed a child.
"I said you two."
After putting on his pants, Jiuba picked up his shirt, and his eyes fell on Aqua and Darkness.
"Wait, we're going to find Kazuma, remember not to run around, I'm not responsible if I'm eaten by a monster."
"There are monsters in the place where you live, Jiuye?"
"You can say that."
Hmph, Aqua snorted a few times, as if she didn't take it seriously at all, but Darkness nodded seriously.
Jiuye, who helped them earn the last sum of money, began to tell them other precautions.
One of them: don't say bald without hair;
The second: don't chat with the intelligence dealer who claims to be the "most human being";
The third: Don't follow him when you see a scientist with the second disease.
The fourth: Be careful not to be taken to another world by rabbit ears.
…………
Having said that, Jiu Ye discovered that there are many precautions in the Dimensional Apartment, and it is not clear at all now.
"Anyway, just follow me. After you find Hezhen, you can persuade him, and I will help."
"That guy Kazuma actually wanted to run away! How could he succeed! Anyway, with Jiu Ye around, he is not afraid of anything, and he is tough on the front."
"Wait Akua, I won't follow you all the time."
""Can't you?!"""
The three girls asked back at the same time, and Jiuye nodded as a matter of course.
"I have other things to do."
"No! Don't wow! Let's be companions! Please! You want breasts, right? You want women's clothes, right? This goddess can satisfy you! It's okay to take a bath together and rub your back for you Oh! Don't go!!!"
Jiuba, who was held by Aqua and Darkness's thighs, couldn't move, and Megumin behind him tried his best to poke her ass with a staff...
So this is not the so-called adventure life in another world at all! ! !
You can't even see the shadow of Wang Dao! ! !
The final chapter of Chapter 41 dedicated XX to the two protagonists! ?
Jiu Ye prefers to play simpler games. Of course, this does not mean that he hates difficult ARPGs such as "Dark Soul"; it just means that he personally prefers games that are easy to pass through to kill time, or It is to add something to daily life.
Take the ordinary GAL GAME as an example, Jiuye rarely saves progress, and basically clears the level at one time, and then changes a few options to play the harem ending (provided that the game has it, anyway, there is a certain women's clothing series) .
If you want to say why Jiuye raised a topic that has nothing to do with the main plot at this time, it is actually not the case.
"You are so shameless! Listen up! Sato Kazuma, the time traveler! You are now the protagonist who is halfway through the female role in the GAL GAME. Are you going to give up? Give up such a good opportunity? !Whether it’s Akua, Megumin, or Darkness, they all need you! You are one of the most important members of the team!”
"I don't listen to the devil's teachings! You who live in this apartment that is no different from a time-traveling gal game don't understand my pain at all! Don't underestimate the time-travelers! Don't think that everyone is a hero! I Enough of the useless wood! I am also very good!"
The time now is ten o'clock in the morning in Dimension Apartment.
After Jiu Ye brought Aqua, Megumi, and Darkness to the apartment, relying on the relationship between Aqua and Kazuma "he is the reincarnation I am in charge of so I know where he is", he successfully found this The main character, Kazuma Sato, who tries to give up his qualification as the protagonist!
Since the three of Aqua were new guests from the world, they were warmly received by Ms. Skull Knight and others, and even started to hold a banquet.
Jiuye has no objection to them holding a banquet, nor does he object to Teacher Saitama coming to eat and drink, but the real problem is how to solve the immediate trouble.
At present, Jiuye and Kazuma are separated by a door, and there is a window where they can see each other, and Sato Kazuma hides inside.
At present, Akuya, Huihui, and Darkness are being dragged to other places to visit the apartment. Akuya who took the lead said, "Kuha, you are the best person to persuade that guy Kazuma!" ', so the responsibility fell on Jiu Ye.
"Kazuma Sato, calm down!! Do you know what you're holding in your hand? It's an anniversary limited edition figurine that I managed to buy! Even if it's not as good as life, pure gold and 98E, That's my blood too!"
"Jiuye, don't be so excited, I just brought it here because I knew how precious the figure in your room is. It's strange that there is no little porn book in your room. Is it because it's too expensive!! Damn it bastard!!”
"Slow down! Slow down! Don't break the handle, and refill it now, as a time traveler, you should understand me."
In order to appease Kazuma who became restless, Kuba began to talk to him kindly.
As for why there is no little yellow book in Jiuye's room, this question has been mentioned before, and he secretly transferred those things to Shumierya's room.
Needless to say, no one would rummage through a young girl's room, let alone find a pornographic book in a hidden place.
"Satou Kazuma, why don't you want to continue the adventure? Don't you mean that you don't look forward to interesting adventure stories?"
"I almost laughed out loud, funny adventure story? Do you know how many times I was killed? Do you know what kind of trouble I have encountered? Don't try to lie to me, I want to live here, big sister and little sister in the apartment The sisters are all great!"
"........."
"It's just that last time I was almost beaten up by a bald guy. That guy was so strong that he sent a mountain flying with his punch. Didn't you just tell him that being bald for a long time means that there is no hope for GG from the hair follicle?"
"........."
Sato Kazuma is also a master of death, Jiuye can be sure of this.
"Also Jiuye, I met a beautiful girl named Kuangsan when I went for a walk in the atrium the day before yesterday, but it's a pity that it's useless to strike up a conversation. She said she has someone she likes, do you know who it is?"
"That must be a joke."
"Are you saying I'm too frustrated? So I was dismissed with an excuse?!"
"Damn it! Wait! Don't put your handle under your butt! Don't sit down!!!"
Why is the hero so difficult? !
"Hey, Jiuye, let's make a deal. If you let me stay here and part ways with Akuya and the others, I'll return the handle to you."
"Stay here all the time? Of course it's impossible. We won't permanently confiscate residents here, or there may be problems in other worlds... Don't move around!!!"
"I also have a lot of figurines. At that time, I was a pure boy who yearned for the story of a kingly adventurer, but now... I am not what I used to be. I blame Aqua and the others! I don't want to go back and take risks! The devil! It's none of my business!"
The protagonist's trouble is that Aqua and the others have made him fall into the shadows, and he must find a solution.
In fact, Jiuye is also a bit pitiful and sincere. After all, even if the average male protagonist has a harem, he is not as stomachache...
The sickly harem, the lily's harem, the powerful harem, but Sato Kazuma's harem belongs to the 'egg hurting harem'.
"Jiuye, let's be reasonable, don't you get along well with Aqua and the others? How is it? Do you want to take risks with them?"
"...I like Aqua and the others very much, but I will never take risks with them."
"I knew it! You were tricked by them too, right?"
"How, how is it possible, they are a group of reliable companions, Akuya is a goddess, Megumin's explosive magic thief is strong, and Darkness with a strong and impregnable wall is invincible!"
"... - -"
Kazuma pursed his mouth on the other side, staring at Jiuye on the other side with dead fish eyes.
"I can still hear your trembling tone, so don't take me for a fool, listen up! I want to stay! I want to stay in this apartment for the rest of my life!!"
"Spending the rest of your life or something... Have you ever thought about Aqua and the others being in danger? Have you ever thought about Megumin being kidnapped? Have you ever thought about Darkness being captured? Don't you care? "
"Anyway, you knew it back then, Jiuye, you are a hero, you can save Akua and the others! You are awesome!"
"Don't read it well! And it's disgusting!!"
Jiu Ye was sticking to the window to force his way in, but Kazuma was already ready to kill the figure.
"Hey... let's talk about it, Sato Kazuma, you are the protagonist, you have to be reasonable."
"Akuya and the others are troublesome, so I don't want to go back."
"They are really troublesome. After all, I just paid off [-] million Alice for them not long ago."
"Damn afraid! [-] million?! When I first arrived in another world, I was working hard, moving bricks and working hard, and in the end I just lived in a stable with enough food and clothing!"
"I've already paid it off, so they are free now."
"Tsk, how good it is to sell that goddess."
Kazuma clicked his tongue in the room and put the handle aside.
Seeing that the figure is no longer threatened, Jiu Ye is ready for the opportunity to force his way in.
"I, it's not that I can't go back."
"Ok?"
"As you said, Akua and the others may encounter danger. It may be difficult to solve it with their IQs, but... that's right! I'm too poor! Even if I get a mansion as a stronghold Very poor!"
Kazuma looked bitter and continued talking
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