Dimensional Apartment Manager

"I don't care about that."

"Does that mean you can lick whether it's clean or dirty?"

"That's not it!"

Although they can all be licked, that's right... Aren't there scenes of licking sweat in this book, unexpected H.

Seeing Kuang San sticking up, Jiu Ye calmly wrung out the towel and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"Then what is the purpose of Miss Kuang San coming here this time? I think the detailed questions can be discussed in bed."

"No, I have the home field advantage here."

Kuangsan grabbed Jiu Ye's shoulders with both hands, making him turn his back to her.

"I'll wipe your back for you."

"No need, it's clean enough."

"Then wipe the internal organs inside, Jiu Ye-sama."

"Please wipe your back!"

It's terrible to wipe the internal organs!

"no problem."

Pooh...

It is a soft thing.

The thing wiping his back is... Opie?

Touching Oupai with hands is completely different from touching the skin on the back, just like using hands and feet, there is a huge difference between the two.

Jiuye, who keeps calm, can't make his whole body "flat", there is always a place for him to rise up.

The soft touch brings an electric shock...

This confirms a situation -

When a person names a stray dog, he will have feelings for it, just like the hero in "The Silver Spoon" named the pig;

When a person touches a certain part of the other party, he will feel a sense of guilt, and finally soften his heart and let him order.

Jiu Ye thought that he might become unlucky, he thought he would agree to any request from Kuang San.

"I……"

Bang dong!

Kuang San's speech was interrupted, the door of the bathroom was forcibly opened, and several modern soldiers with full armor and rifles rushed in.

"Point A is suppressed."

It's the Self Defense Force guy.

"Hands up please! Get out of the tub slowly and get on your stomach!"

"It's bad."

Jiu Ye looked at the five soldiers in front of him, and before he could say anything, the girl beside him had already started to act.

boom! ! ! !

The sound was several times louder than the sound of a self-defense soldier banging on the door. Kurumi had already smashed a soldier's head to the ground.

Jiu Ye, who was pursing his mouth, had black lines all over his head, and he didn't have the chance to say "be gentle" that he originally wanted to warn Kuang San, and let the bullets, shell casings, sparks, and fragments fly around.

"It would be great if it was sister Izuna."

Jiuye didn't expect Lori to rub her back with her body, but thought that if it was that little guy, most of these soldiers would not be beaten to death, or even killed directly.

Look, Lolita is not just good, but a treasure! ! !

Jiu Ye wrapped her body in a bath towel, and lightly passed over the soldiers lying motionless on the ground.

"Let's have some supper first, I'm a little hungry."

The attack was done anyway.

Chapter 8 What's your job, my lord?

Congratulations to Jiuye for scoring 95 points for his composition "Everyone is my Wing"!Reward a small red flower——

"Since I got the safflower from the primary school teacher at that time, I have had the dream of becoming a novelist, but unfortunately, I don't have the kind of novelist's delusional second-year delusions and the ability to talk to myself. Talking to myself is a bit Subtle, right? So I focused on other aspects, such as study, housework, etc., and cooking is one of them."

Jiu Ye was walking on the spiral stairs leading to the underground with the noodles he had cooked, followed by Himeragi Yukina who was carrying the holy spear of the demon-repelling weapon, Xuexia Wolf.

Yukina held an oil lamp in her left hand, and a box of bento in her right hand, which was also cooked by Jiu Ye.

"I originally planned to come here earlier, but I didn't expect Saitama-sensei and Izayoi to be hungry too, so I wasted some time making supper for them. A series of things will trouble you, Himeira-san."

"No, I came here to help; but are those people really soldiers of the modern army? Why do they also appear in this different space?"

"As you said, those soldiers are modern soldiers, they came through another teleportation point 'GATE'."

Jiu Ye, who picked up the noodles with his chopsticks, started to eat. With the light of the oil lamp, he could still see the stone steps under his feet clearly.

"Wait a minute, if you're hungry, Himeiragi-san, just call me, and I'll feed you."

"Thank you, but I have eaten a lot of fruits and vegetables for lunch today, and I am not hungry until now, so don't worry about me."

"Himeragi-san is really easy to please, do you still need a boyfriend?"

"I'll call the police, Mr. Jiuye."

This girl has no intention of getting closer to herself, does she? !But Jiuye will not give up, after all, if she can chat with herself, it means that she is interested in herself.

"Mr. Jiu Ye occasionally does some stupid things, so are you going to punish the soldiers who attacked us at night?"

The self-defense force from Neon seems to regard Jiuye who defeated the lord of the place as a "hostile force", so a total of three teams, a five-member team, were formed to attack Jiuye's lord's mansion at night.

As a result... It is obvious that these soldiers picked the wrong target for the night attack——

It goes without saying that Jiuye followed Kuangsan, they also prioritized Izayoi and Saitama-sensei, and they were dealt an overwhelming blow in the end.

Even though Saitama-sensei is sick, he is still a super strong bald head, no matter how weak his physique is, he can still defeat ordinary soldiers.

"Speaking of which, how is Saitama-sensei doing?"

"When I took care of him, his complexion improved a lot, but he often regarded me as 'Janos', probably because he had a fever and fainted; magic is like a curse, and it takes at least five days for Mr. Saitama to fully recover. recover."

Saitama's physical resistance is MAX, but his magic resistance is very low. Sure enough, people with different worldviews will have different strengths.

"You have taken care of Saitama-sensei, Mr. Hime Hiiragi. As a thank you, I will give you something to eat next."

"Mr. Kuba, do you want to try to be a girl?"

"Who did you learn this threat from!"

Jiu Ye, who was sucking and sucking the noodles, retracted the original topic of sex, harassment, and harassment. If Himeragi Yukina completely hates it, it will be over.

However, Jiuye's [Protagonist Halo] has been improved again. He thinks that one day he may encounter the authentic "Rikato Wrestling Welfare"; so Jiuye's eyes moved to the position of Ji Hiiragi's skirt, and then...

"Tsk tsk..."

I'm wearing leggings today.

Without continuing to make jokes, Jiuye, who had eaten all the noodles, came to the underground prison with an empty bowl, and saw a rather lively scene.

Hatsuse Izuna and the Demon King were entrusted by Jiuye to guard here for a while, but they started...

"Drink!!! Your Excellency's dodge speed is very fast!"

"Hohoho! Of course! I won't lose to an orc brat!"

Yigang and the devil played a fencing game with the barrel of a modern rifle. The soldiers locked in the prison expressed a look of bewilderment, and all moved to the corner for fear that the rifle would go off.

boom!bang bang!The rifle handles collided, and Izuna and the Demon Lord jumped up and down the underground passage.

"That's how I remember using it."

At this time, the Demon King aimed the gun at himself, and motioned for Izuna to pull the trigger for him.

"Little orc, please."

"No problem des!"

Before Jiu Ye could make a sound to stop him, Izuna pulled the trigger of the rifle, which fortunately hadn't been switched to continuous fire mode.

boom!This time it was a gunshot, and the bullet shot into the mouth of the devil, and the scene became silent.

"Oh, isn't this Jiuye? Can we go?"

Bah... The Demon King spat the bullet aside, and after confirming Jiu Ye's arrival, he took Izuna and prepared to leave.

"No problem...You guys, you can go..."

Better get out of here fast!Don't scare these soldiers here!

Himeragi Yukina, who was next to Jiuba, didn't understand the situation yet, she just stood aside with the box.

Just get used to it, Jiuye showed a gentle smile to Yukina and put his hand on her shoulder, but he was almost called to the police again...

"Cough cough cough cough!!!"

Jiuye didn't waste any more time, he kicked aside the rifle that Izuna and the two had dropped on the ground just now, and then squatted down at the prison door.

"Hello everyone, I am the new lord here, named Lin Jiuye, and my goal is to become a salaryman who does not work."

"........."

There was no response, and most of the soldiers hadn't recovered from the situation just now.

This group of self-defense soldiers from Neon are all thrown upside down in the cellar in the basement. Even though they have seen flying dragons, monsters and knights, they never thought that a seemingly ordinary person could completely ignore the bullets in the cavity. shooting.

Wait, why is the intracavity shooting a bit...a bit lewd, here it is corrected as 'intraoral shooting'.

"Did you listen to me? My lord, what is your business here? Answer me quickly and you can get real treatment immediately."

Among the fifteen soldiers in total, five or six were seriously injured, and the rest were unable to move, which meant that it was impossible for them to escape.

"You're modern, aren't you?"

One of the soldiers with a scratched left eye and a broken right arm responded, probably the team leader.

"That's right, I am a modern person, from the Celestial Dynasty."

"Heavenly Dynasty?"

"Cheongsam, ball head, mapo tofu, soup dumplings."

"I see, China."

Understand so fast!These guys also have stereotypes about China.

"We came here once before, but you drove the original lord away. This practice is not in compliance with the law; this different world belongs to the special zone, if your country..."

"You guys are a little bit wrong."

Jiu Ye sat down cross-legged in front of the prison, and put the bowls and chopsticks aside.

"I didn't negotiate terms with you, but asked you to answer my question, which will determine your life and death, understand?"

"The Laws of War stipulate that captives should not be punished, tortured, let alone killed. On the contrary, they should be given proper treatment and protection."

"Death penalty."

Jiu Ye who stood up from the ground said so, took Yukina's hand and started to return the same way.

Chapter 9 Huh? !What's wrong with a perverted man!

"You pervert, wait with me!"

"Huh?! I'm not a pervert! What's wrong with a man being a pervert!"

"During our raid, you were taking a mixed bath with a girl, right? There is a [♂] symbol painted on the outside, so that bath must not be a mixed bath!"

"........."

Jiu Ye didn't expect this guy to have a bright head. Could it be that he is also a character like Yohji Itami, the protagonist of "GATE"?

Before Himeragi Yukina asked her, Jiuba asked her to take care of Saitama-sensei, and only after sending her away could she talk to these soldiers.