Dimensional Apartment Manager

My uncle or something, such a self-proclaimed name is too rough, right?

Hearing Miss Lord God's inquiry, Jiuye, who was thinking about various questions, shook his head, expressed his denial through gestures, and continued.

"Of course not, just occasionally..."

[Daily life is quite nourishing, do it well, my uncle is coming! 】

"It's so thick!"

What Jiuye was talking about was the hand of Miss Lord God.

It seems that in order to provide Jiuye with a better 'back rubbing service', she directly turned her hands into arms as thick as those of an adult man.

Jiu Ye didn't look back, because he always felt that the picture of a blonde with a graceful figure and thick arms was a bit exaggerated.

Since washing hair is the last step, Jiuye plans to take a bath after the speed is done.

At this time, the role of Miss Lord God is manifested.

"The shampoo is on the left hand side of Ms. Lord God. Do you see it? Please take it and squeeze a little onto my head."

Jiuye, who lowered his head, was wearing a towel around his waist, and was instructing Miss Main God to wet his hair with the nozzle at the moment, ready to wash it well.

With a rare sigh, Miss Main God, who didn't refuse Jiuye's request, took the shampoo, squeezed out a little, rubbed some foam with her hands, and then wiped it all on Jiuye's head.

"Please don't be so rough?"

[I'm not a cute girl in the bath center. 】

As if stirring natto, Ms. Main God scrubbed Jiu Ye's head in a rather rough way.

"Rough is very rough, it feels surprisingly good."

【Because my hand has become a slender little girl's hand. 】

"..."

No wonder it's so familiar!God who does things!

No puff! ! !

It is very important to talk about the daily life in the future!

[Leaving aside the loli you kidnapped from another world, there is one thing we need to discuss carefully. As a hidden trouble, we must find a way to improve it. 】

"Since you don't mention the loli I abducted from another world, then don't say that! As for the question... what do you mean? Isn't everyone getting along well?"

[Not to mention the fact that you like young girls, the question about hidden troubles is hidden troubles~]

"Are you talking about tongue twisters? And I like beautiful girls like Miss Kuangsan!"

There is still a big gap between a loli who can only be seen from a distance and a beautiful girl who can interact with each other!

Sufficient amounts of delicious desserts and regular luxury figures are both very attractive, but they are completely different in nature.

[You know that there are characters, species, and existences from different planes in the dimensional apartment, right?The elves who love the sun, the dark wolves who love the night, and the straw men who hate rainy days, different races have different habits and hobbies. Although the Dimensional Apartment has two different multi-level environments, underground and above ground, it still cannot satisfy everyone. 】

Unlike Hakoniwa, the Dimensional Apartment is not built by thousands of gods and Buddhas. It has only one creator, and that is the 'Lord God'.

【Keep in mind I'm not invincible, it's like 'Can God create a tongue that doesn't move? 'Just like this paradox, the world I created also has a corresponding plane calculation. 】

"Sorry, I don't understand what you're talking about..."

Jiuye has a troubled expression on his face, he thinks that he is probably the person who cares the least about the main god's speech in the world of traversers...

No way, who told the main god in front of him to be so unreliable?If she had done more correct and serious things, he wouldn't have used such an attitude.

Of course, Jiuye admires this Miss Lord God very much in his heart. Without her, this wonderful dimensional apartment would not exist, and Jiuye's stories so far will also disappear.

With this in mind, Jiuye stepped into the bathtub, and the water sprinkled with bath salt turned light red and exuded a fragrance.

The waterline below the shoulders wrapped Jiuye's body completely, and counting 50 seconds in his heart, he turned to look at Miss Main God in the center of the bathroom.

"Can you talk about the problem just now?"

[Let's go for some snacks!You nasty bastard admin!Be careful to turn you into a girl with handles! 】

"I don't think Miss Lord God is a great existence who likes to bully others!"

Jiu Ye, who is unwilling to become a cute girl with a bar, quickly changed his rhetoric, hoping that Miss Lord God can calm down.

The displeased Miss Landlord God was walking quickly on the tiles in the bathroom barefoot. She almost slipped and used her strength to stabilize herself, and the Holy Light almost fell to the side uncontrollably.

Fuck, so the holy light will still fall?

Jiuye, who was rubbing his chin, began to think about whether he could tear off the holy light. The next moment, the bathtub was full of water, and Miss Lord God also entered the bathtub.

"That... This bathtub was originally used by one person."

[The world was just Adam and Eve at the beginning. 】

The original human beings in the legend can indeed be regarded as the two of them who were in charge of the world at the beginning...

Jiuye, who had no reason to refute, had no choice but to acquiesce to Miss Main God's move, and for this reason he also had no chance to stretch his feet in the bathtub.

Even with the Holy Light, there is no doubt about it, where it can be touched, it can still be touched.

[If I simplify what I just said to explain it.You know that fish need water to live, right?Human beings need air to survive. I can create two environments at the same time, but if one is not careful, the two environments will erode each other. 】

"Can it be understood that air turns into water and then destroys the living environment of a certain species?"

[YES, as expected of the administrator I recruited, he turns his head very quickly! 】

At this point, Miss Lord God began to stir the water in the bathtub with her hands.

The light red water slowly emerged into a vortex, and Jiuye felt the water flow around his body become turbulent, as if he was really sucked in by the vortex.

It is said that after Miss Lord God enters the book, the holy light also has a floating state, could it be something that can be touched?

Jiuye, who was thinking about strange questions, heard Miss Lord God's speech as serious as before.

[Just like this vortex, stirring one place can have an impact on the whole. A person who likes loli will also make people around him like loli, right? 】

"Forgive me for disagreeing with the second metaphor."

This master Shen Jiang's words are simply not up to Ze Ren!The importance of correct speech is not understood at all!

【Your neighbors and people you know are okay. The problem is that other residents have had a lot of conflicts and conflicts. Fortunately, they haven't caused too much influence and there is room for recovery. 】

"It means to make their relationship better?"

The Lord God nodded.

【How about an event?An activity that makes everyone in Dimension Apartment love each other! 】

Not an optimist, but the Lord God, who is interested in everything, raised his hands and shouted.

The words of the Lord God are not wrong proposals. If you want people to cooperate, you must give them a common enemy or a common goal (of course, a common enemy is the best, and goals are prone to conflict).

Considering the main god's proposal, Jiuye fell silent and did not continue chatting with her.

[It's time for me to go, there are still things waiting for me to deal with. 】

Speaking of which, Miss Main God casually pulled out something hanging on the nearby wall, it was a little black thing.

The object covered by the mist has a metallic texture, and if you don't listen carefully, you can't hear the subtle sound of operation; as for now, it stopped quickly and gave off some sparks, but it is nothing to the main god. threaten.

[There are so many little things in your room, have you fallen in love with "The Truman Show" recently? 】

"Shock!"

To be reasonable, Jiuye thought everything was cleaned up, but unexpectedly it appeared again!It must be the camera installed when I went out!

That lady skeleton knight is always making troubles!

Wait, since the camera was only taken down by the main god, wouldn't all the previous interactions be captured?

Ding dong! ! ! !

Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!Ding dong!

The doorbell rang continuously, and Jiuye saw the main god disappearing in front of him without any haste, and soon heard the voice near the entrance.

"Mr. Jiuye! We're back!"

It was Shumi Erya, Izuna and the others.

"call……"

What, it's a false alarm

"Mr. Jiuye! Ms. Kuang San and Ms. Skull Knight are coming too!"

“…………o((⊙﹏⊙))o!”

No.13 Apartment Celebration. Chapter? !Prologue Anime Star Smash Bros.

stand on high to see

peeping from below

What I know is...

Accompaniment (Majid?)

"Hey! Be sober! We're going to lose! We're really going to lose!! Damn it! Why did our score get overtaken? It shouldn't be!! Come on everyone!!!!"

Jiu Ye clearly remembers the scene of the boy who was the squad leader yelling at the school sports meeting in high school.

The reason why he still remembers this scene is because in that sports meeting, Jiuye rarely showed his full strength in school activities.

The general competition system of the school sports meeting is basically a confrontation between classes of the same grade, and the final winner is determined by the comprehensive scores of each event.

The monitor of Jiu Ye's class is a typical hot-blooded boy. Although he is much different from the gray Lu Chuzhi in "The Disaster of Saiki Kusuo", he can be regarded as a pure boy who always shouts "hard work will pay off". Fool.

To know that hard work pays off is obviously a speech used to deceive the public, because the so-called hard work is basically based on the 'right opportunity', otherwise everything is in vain.

"Come on! Work hard! If you win the game, you can get a certificate!!!!"

High school students are still keen on awards, and the guy who regards them as an honor is surprisingly cute...

At that time, Jiuye still had no interest, and he was still paddling in the tug-of-war competition, and he was careless in the relay race; it may be due to the outbreak of the second year of high school. Jiuye thought that in school, it is stupid to work hard outside of study. Acura youth is a waste of time, lazy study is the smart choice.

If you want to ask him the reason for his enthusiasm after this...

"Everyone work hard together!!! Our class will definitely be able to unite and win!"

As a high school student, even so, he can still say a bit of chicken soup with a legitimate face, which can be said to be quite admirable.

Jiuye thought to himself, it was a bit surprising that the Celestial Dynasty also had such comic-style characters.

However, enthusiasm is one aspect, but it does not mean that enthusiasm can win, otherwise there will be no losers in this world, so the class is still at a disadvantage in the school sports meeting.

"If everyone falls here! They may also fall because of this in the future!!!"

That's right, Jiuye changed his mind because of the words of the hot-blooded squad leader.

Although Jiu Ye had heard the famous aphorism 'If you don't sweep a house, how can you sweep the world', he never cared about it, and now he realizes that it might not be pure chicken soup.

Self-esteem is very high, and you look down on other people's efforts and sweat with the idea that you think you are special. In fact, that is the worst way to fail.

So in the last few throwing competitions and the two-person three-legged competition, Jiuye showed all his strength, struggled until his whole body was soaked in sweat, and joined everyone to try his best to win the championship.

——It failed...

At that time, Jiuye didn't have the halo of the protagonist, and there was no such thing as anything that could change the situation with all its strength.

But at that time, Jiuye remembered an important thing that his grandfather once reminded himself, that is to live seriously.

"No matter how you look at it, I'm not suitable for that kind of hot-blooded role..."

Jiu Ye, who was staying in the Dimensional Apartment, couldn't help talking to himself.

Immediately after, Jiuye, holding the administrator's broom, raised his head. Outside the corridor was a clear sky, and rare birds and beasts could occasionally be seen flying over the cloudless dome.

The peaceful Dimensional Apartment is operating as usual, except for the 'undercurrent' mentioned by the main god and Jiuye.

Conflicts are often not necessarily physical conflicts or verbal insults, but more hidden things, because smart guys like to hide their whereabouts and leave no clues for others.

So when Ms. Lord God proposed to hold an event, Jiuye remembered the 'sports meeting'.

If the sports meeting is held in the Dimensional Apartment, the people who team up with each other will definitely have the opportunity to build a good relationship, as for other people who are competitors, not necessarily.